He finds MJ's Grave and Pisses on it and say. "You be hit by, A Smooth Criminal." Then MJ pops out of his grave then Duke blows him up and says. "Beat It."
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Originally Posted by Lort_295
Duke finds Master Chief crushed under a warthog and say's, "looks like this super soldier gunna be wearing a HALO"
also you find a box damp with blood and an arm and leg sticking out, Duke bellows "snake? snake? SNAAAAAKE!!!" ,said all wobbly like when he sings "born to be wild"
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How bout he finds Master Chief in the same state as the Space Marine from doom then he said. "That's what happens to Jump Shot Tea Bagging Wannabee's"
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A Wax Version of Napoleon Dynamite and duke Kicks it and say "Vote for Duke."
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OK, this one has to be the mother of all one-liners. Duke's in Hollywood he finds a map of the stars. He says. "I wonder where Rick Ashley house is.....So I can Blow it to hell."