Oh yeah Commando... like you NEVER pretend to be an air-headed slut. There is a little air-headed slut in all of us I think.
(Hehehe)
I thought that odd also... I think I saw some version where Dukes face was cut out. At least for the shows, they should have them where you could swing them in and out of the way for whoever you wanted to be.
Come to think of it, they are both kind of sluts in a way... or maybe he-whore is more appropriate.
I don't use mine as a picture standee, but If I did, the face would pop in and out so you be whichever ho you wanted to.
Seriously though... can you IMAGINE what this standee would look like using the Duke 3D box cover art? Epic? I think so. If you imagine those two side by side it is difficult not to think "Douche Nukem".
MrBlackCat