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Originally Posted by Dark Rabbit
How would I reaallly like Duke Nukem Forever revealed?
When you're sitting at PAX, and there is a screen: "It's done" with a Nuke symbol.
Everyone applauds wildly, and then the real kicker comes...
The screen then flashes "The aliens are real." People laugh, thinking it's a funny joke. Randy is now at the mike, he swallows nervously, and says, "No, it really is real. Duke is real. Those first two games, they are real. They were reconstructions of top secret missions that Duke was on, but that the government tried to keep hush-hush. Right now, I'm seriously going to tell you to evacuate the building, because aliens have just invaded en mass and they are now laying siege to LA and other cities. You need to leave, NOW." Just as he says this, dozens of armed SWAT officers come pouring in. But only, they're not human anymore...
Gosh, I'm soo weird...  |
and then the REAL Duke busts the door in and starts mowing down 'SWAT' people running everywhere!
Then one stray ricocheting bullet flies back and blows Dukes brains out, the aliens take over, we are made slaves to our new overlords until we are extinct....
The real world blows