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WarThrash · 07-10-2010, 11:56 AM

Alright I'll bite.

If DNF were a wiener, it would need Viagra.

If Duke Nukem and Master Chief were real persons. Duke would be an old War Veteran who is highly respected but isn't taken seriously anymore because the Senility causes him to make up stories, while Master Chief would be a registered sex offender because of all the little 12 year old kids that play with him, when they really shouldn't be around him.

07-10-2010, 11:56 AM	#3
WarThrash	Re: The DNF Joke Thread Alright I'll bite. If DNF were a wiener, it would need Viagra. If Duke Nukem and Master Chief were real persons. Duke would be an old War Veteran who is highly respected but isn't taken seriously anymore because the Senility causes him to make up stories, while Master Chief would be a registered sex offender because of all the little 12 year old kids that play with him, when they really shouldn't be around him. __________________ RAAWR! Last edited by WarThrash; 07-10-2010 at 12:01 PM.