The Baskinator is a high-quality Internet persona with a cocoa content of 57%. Developed for all Internet lovers who want to explore the world of The Baskinator little by little, The Baskinator is a deliciously creamy experience with a surprisingly mild yet intense flavour - and bound to linger in your mouth.

...but wouldn't the combination of frostiness and mouth-lingeriness result in a mega brain freeze...

The Remedy release of The Baskinator is not an Authorized Release. Any action performed by the Remedy release of The Baskinator is not canon and will not be acknowledged by anyone associated with or without The Baskinator's current owners.