All this about Miki! and Phait but they are even in this group. wtf?

@Hazmat: Yes, I chose two people on the forums who I thought may join, Ill try to curve the storyline abit in this post.

Dopefish7590 & Radar1013: HEY! WHAT ABOUT US?!?

Neptune: THERE THEY ARE! *pointing @ dopefish7590 and radar1013*

Dopefish: ...

Radar1013: We were here the whole time you know.

Neptune: LIES!!!

Dopefish7590: yes, we saw you shoot the locks, give them guns and everything.

Neptune: STALKER!!! GET THEM!

Miki: ...

Phait: ...

Neptune: fine... you dont have to shoot them.

Phait & Miki!: ...

Neptune: I'LL DO IT INSTEAD *loads 2 shotguns and ambi-kimos them* (Ambi-kimo is to dual weild)

Radar1013 & Dopefish7590: RUN! *they do so*

*After ducking around a corner after an exhausting chase*

Radar1013: *pant, pant* Whew, that was close.

Dopefish7590: *pant, pant* Yea, you're telling me...

Radar1013: *pant, pant* He has got to get worn out eventual *Gunshot*

Dopefish7590: RUN!!!

*As they are running*

Radar1013: We have got to stop this guy!

Dopefish7590: Wait, didnt you have a cloaking jacket?

Radar1013: Destroyed by the nuke.

Dopefish7590: Damn

Radar1013: *looks back* I think we lost him

*They round a corner to run into Neptune*

Neptune: Miss me? *Cocks both shotguns and points them at Dopefish7590 and Radar1013*

Radar1013: ...

Dopefish7590: We're screwed.

Dopefish7590: Theirs only one thing we can do.

Radar1013: Yes.

Dopefish7590: I love you.

Radar1013: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!! You sicko!

Neptune: Shutup you freakin' bastards! I want you silent when i kill you!

*Neptune pulls the trigger but nothing happens to Radar1013 and Dopefish7590 because the bullets were blanks*

Neptune: What the....? Fine! I'll just kill you with my bare hands!

*Neptune grabs Dopefish7590 and starts strangeling him*

Dopefish7590: Ak...ak....ak...ak....i...can't....breath....

Radar1013: Nooo!

*Radar1013 jumps on top of Neptune and starts choking him. Neptune uses his brain blast and Radar1013 explodes off of him*

Neptune: Until next time.

*Neptune turns his head into a drill and drills a hole and leaves them their*

Radar1013: Did you really mean that "lovey" stuff?

Dopefish7590: No, i was just trying to see if i could get Neptune to freak out.

Radar1013: *Phew* Good.

Dopefish7590: We must get ready for his next assault.

Radar1013: Yes, lets.

Dopefish7590: We need guns...

*Jimbob compleatly covered in ashes and heavily burnt and deformed runs past in the background still yelling franticly for BJ to stop shooting as BJ fires another bullet*

Radar1013: Oh look. It's the loonies.

Dopefish7590: They survived?!

Radar1013: I guess so.

*Dopefish7590 eyes BJ's pistol then grins evily*

Radar1013: ?

Dopefish7590: Check this out.

*Dopefish7590 runs full speed at BJ and leaps, attempting to tackle him*

Dopefish7590: AAAHHHHH!!!

*Dopefish hits something and falls to the ground*

Dopefish7590: What did I hit?!?

*Notices Brabee uncloak*

Radar1013, Dopefish7590, Jimbob, BJ, and a random bat: ...

Dopefish7590: Wait! A random bat?

Random bat: =D

*Flys away*

*BJ starts chasing Jimbob again*

Radar1013: Who in the blue monkey invisible gothic pigs are you?

Dopefish7590: ... *Staring at Radar1013*

Radar1013: *notices* What?

*Jimbob and BJ, limping and deformed, finally die.*

Radar1013, Dopefish7590: Hallelujah!

Brabee: Um, how did i get in here?

Radar1013: You walked in here.

Brabee: Um, yeah i know that, but how did i end up walking from the other side of the universe all the way to Earth. What a weird name, "earth".

Dopefish7590: Dude, earth sounds more normal then Barbee.

Brabee: Brabee!

Dopefish7590: Whatever.

Radar1013: I think i know who put you here. Neptune.

Dopefish7590: Yes it must be him.

Brabee: Who's Neptune?

Radar1013: Only our arch-nemisis.

Brabee: If you let me, i would like to help you destroy Neptune.

Radar1013: That is so kind of you, but first you must earn our trust.

Brabee: How?

Radar1013: Kill that spider.

Brabee: EWWWW! SPIDERS!!!! I HATE SPIDERS!!! GET IT AWAY!!! GET IT AWAY!!!

Dopefish7590: How pathetic. You have failed the test.

Brabee: No! I failed the test? No! My life has no meaning! The world would be a better place without me! *strangles and kills himself*

Dopefish7590: Whoah. We didn't mean it that way.

Radar1013: Well, the world probably would be a better place without him.

Dopefish7590: ...

Radar1013: What?!?

*Dopefish7590 points behind radar1013 as radar1013 turns around*

Radar1013: ...

Radar1013: I am not at liberty to discuss what I just did in my pants.

*Neptune is in a huge mechwarrior style battlemech with all cannons pointing towards dopefish7590 and radar1013*

Neptune: THIS TIME, NO DUDS!!

Radar1013 & Dopefish7590: *Start screaming on and off hystarically*

*mech starts truning randomly*

???: Whats dis do? *Beep* Whats dis do? *beep* Whats dat do? *beep*

Neptune: AUGH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU STUPID ROBOT!!! AND STOP PRESSING BUTTONS!!!

???: ...

???: OK!

*??? walks away*

*??? emerges from the mech revealing its GIR* (OH you knew I was going to add GIR eventually :p didnt you?)

Radar1013: ... WHO?

Dopefish7590: Oh... GIR *facepalm*

*Mech explodes*

*GIR trips on a rock and falls flat on his face due to the explosion*

GIR: Hi floor! Make me a sammach!

Radar1013: WHO!?!?

Dopefsih7590: GIR is a compleatly random retarded robot.

Radar1013: oh

*GIR runs to a nearby cavern*

Radar1013: Define "Random"

Dopefish7590: You'll see if you see GIR again, trust me

Radar1013: Ok, so onwards...

*Dopefish7590 and Rada1013 walk down another cavern*

*Jimbob walks by keeping a keen eye for BJ*

Dopefish7590: How many times have you died?!?

Jimbob: About 4 times.

Radar1013 & Dopefish7590: ...

*jimbob opens a door and starts running the opposite direction as bullets pour out the door*

Radar1013: Um.... Well then...

*BJ leaps out the door and starts chasing Jimbob again*

Dopefish7590: ...

Radar1013: That was screwed up

Dopefish7590: You're telling me

*Some random dude walks by*

Dopefish7590: o_O

*Dude looks at dopefish7590*

Dude: Hey wazzu...*Stab*

*Spiker pulls out the knife and puts it away*

Spiker: MWHAHAHAA!!!(Insert n00b stuff here)

Dopefish7590: Did that scare you too?

*Turns to see that Radar has climbed a tree and is shivering*

Dopefish7590: WAIT, WAIT... a TREE?!?!

Author: Yes, now live with it!

Dopefish7590: Whatever!

Author 2: Are they supposet to hear us?

*Author shrugs*

Spiker: Who are you?

Dopefish7590: Running away now!

*Runs*

Spiker: Thats a lame name!

Dopefish7590: Indeed *runs into a wall*

Spiker: What about Dumb****, Or ***monkey69?

Dopefish7590: No its fine. *Gets up and continues running*

Spiker: YOU LAME ****ER! *Runs after dopefish7590*

Dopefish7590: AAHHH! *Running as fast as humanly possible*

Spiker: where is this smelly Dopefish? You can run but you can't hide!!! hahamaamahahah

chicki chicki chicki where are you? Come out I have something for you!

Fishy are you afraid? Don't be afraid of papa Spiker, I only have some DEADLY FLAMES THAT ARE ABOUT TO FRY YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So you have nothing to be worry about:)

Dopefish7590: THINKS: I have no more breath to dive into this toilet, I must go out and surrender! Brrrraa what am I talking about, I'm a fish after all!

Spiker: No Dopefish! whatever, I'm going to toillet to have some flaming piss!

(Spiker pisses on the toilet with flames and it suddenly explodes!!! exposing Dopefish)

Dopefish: Flaming skull!!!! aaaaaaa, runs away again

Spiker: Wow is that a plane? Now it's Dopefish! He's unnaturaly fast but he doesn't know that I have my bike! (Rides after Dopefish)

Spiker catches him, beats him and put into prison!

Spiker: hahahaahah

*Radar1013 busts him outa there and they run like heck*

Radar1013: We gotta get away from him!

Dopefish7590: But how? He has a flaming skull for pete's sake!

Radar1013: Yeah. *Thinks*. Wait a minute, maybe if we found some water, we could put his flaming head out!

Dopefish7590: Dude, were are we gonna find water?

Radar1013: Well, we found a toilet!

Dopefish: Okay, but it's not like a big bucket of water is gonna drop in front of us!

???: Here.

*Bucket of water drops out from no were*

*Dopefish7590 picks up the bucket of water*

Dopefish7590: Where did that come from?

*Radar1013 & dopefish7590 both look up*

Dopefish7590: ...

Radar1013: Nothing there!

*Spiker appears behind Radar1013*

*Radar1013 turns around*

Radar1013: Oh hi!

Spiker: Hello *sees dopefish7590*

Spiker: HAHAHAHA!!! I WILL RIP Y... *Sploosh*

*Dopefish7590 threw the bucket of water @ spiker, but nothing happens*

Dopefish7590: ...

Dopefish7590: CYA!!!

*runs away*

Spiker: ... THATS IT!

*Spiker easily catches up on bike*

*Spiker scorches Dopefish7590*

Dopefish7590: OW!!, Oh you did NOT!! THATS IT!

Spiker: What you gonna do? attack me with a water gun? HAHAHA!!!

Dopefish7590: >:l

Spiker: HAHA YOU AFRAID OF A LITTLE FLAME FISHY? HAHAHA!!!

*Spiker lunges @ Dopefish7590*

*Dopefish7590 lands a punch right between Spikers eyes*

Spiker: HAHA!!! THAT THE BEST YOU GOT??

*Spiker swings @ dopefish7590*

Dopefish7590: Is that a star? X. Woa trippy! *falls*

*Spiker walks over and contunues feeding punches*

*10 minutes later*

*Spiker gets on his bike and revs it up while pointing it towards a now fallen dopefish7590*

Dopefish7590: X. -zzzzzzZZZZZZ

*Meanwhile*

*Shivering Radar1013*

Radar1013: :o

*Neptune in another battlemech*

Neptune: YOU are going to DIE!!! You and your... Wait... Where is the other person?

Radar1013: *Shrug*

Neptune: AH! Ill worry about him later, in the meantime however, YOU WILL DIE A TERIBBLE PAINFUL DEATH. HAHAHA!!!

*Radar1013 points down a nearby corribor*

Radar1013: HEY LOOK! A DISTRACTION!!!

*Neptune looks*

*Bullet ricochet noise*

*Neptune looks back to see that radar ran away*

Hovever...

*In the meantime*

Spiker: *Revving his bike* THIS IS IT DOPPY!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

Dopefish7590: (Must get... up)

Spiker: ANY LAST WORDS? WELL I DONT CARE. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

*Starts riding bike as fast as it will go*

Dopefish7590: (Must... Get... Up...)

The bike gets closer, and closer...

Dopefish7590: (Must... Move...)

Closer, and closer.

Spiker: THIS IS THE END FISHY!!!

*Dopefish7590 glances over weakly*

Spiker: HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!

But suddenly Spiker hits a rock and being as fast as sound he goes through a big massive dam and floods the whole area