I currently am in the midst of a debilitating mid-life crisis. I will, of course, elucidate further at a later time, but for now, I would appreciate if you would PayPal me whatever you can afford (the more religious among you may feel free to "give till it hurts"). It would be tax deductable and would enable me to invest in a range of electronic entertainment goods that would do my mental state the world of good.

What's more, you can donate as often as you like.
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