haha
This ones funny too
[Caboose decides on another name for the Alien]
Caboose: Okay gargantuan alien, now that we have decided to keep you, you need a real name. I vote for Fluffy.
Tucker: Fluffy?
Caboose: Fluffy! The alien that only loves!
My favorite qoute
Caboose: Running time!
[The numerous soldiers run past Sarge and Caboose, running into their respective bases chanting 'hup, hup, hup', etc.]
Sarge: What just happened here?"
Caboose: I think all the sleeping people were trying t-
Sarge: That was rhetorical.
[Sarge runs over to a window through which you can hear unintelligible cheers]
Sarge: Get over here, gimmie a boost.
Caboose: Okay...[Walks over to Sarge] You are a good person, and people say nice things about you.
Sarge: Not a morale boost, moron, a physical one. I need to see what's in that window.
Caboose: That window is very high. I don't think you are tall enough.
Sarge: I know... I need you to help me look through it.
Caboose: I don't think I am tall enough either. Also, my head is round, and that window is square.
Sarge: C'mere you...