KaiserSoze & his Underwear - Page 2

Ras · 04-29-2005, 06:56 PM

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I'll mail him some of mine.

OMG, now that's just cruel. Besides, I don't know if you can send hazardous materials across state lines without some kind of permit.

Water12356 · 04-29-2005, 07:36 PM

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I'll mail him some of mine.

OMG, now that's just cruel. Besides, I don't know if you can send hazardous materials across state lines without some kind of permit.

Oh, that was colder than ice Ras. Im sorry to say this Joe, but you just got....

Joe Siegler · 04-29-2005, 07:45 PM

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I'll mail him some of mine.

OMG, now that's just cruel. Besides, I don't know if you can send hazardous materials across state lines without some kind of permit.

No one will know, I'll label it as a DNF beta disc from McDonald's.

Ivan · 04-29-2005, 07:46 PM

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I'll mail him some of mine.

OMG, now that's just cruel. Besides, I don't know if you can send hazardous materials across state lines without some kind of permit.

No one will know, I'll label it as a DNF beta disc from McDonald's.

The mailman will have a happy surprise when he'll open it.

tpz · 04-29-2005, 08:37 PM

He wouldn't be too surprised though, since most of the stuff coming from McDonalds looks and smells like shit anyway.

Spooger · 04-29-2005, 08:38 PM

I hope you all realize this could potentially destroy Kaiser's relationship with his wife if he's caught mackin' down on some undies. I mean...

"Hey hunny, what're you do -- Oh My God!"

*Kaiser drops the camera*

"I promise, this isn't what it looks like. It's for the guys at 3D Realms."

Act II - Divorce. Coming "When it's Done."

Ras · 04-29-2005, 08:54 PM

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The mailman will have a happy surprise when he'll open it.

Haha, yeah. If I was a mailman, I would have to open anything marked DNF beta.

"Sorry, that mail never got here. Hope you were insured."

George Broussard · 04-29-2005, 09:30 PM

I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.

DissidentRage · 04-29-2005, 09:31 PM

He can still eat his own, though, right?

dark_angel · 04-29-2005, 10:04 PM

lol! this is just hilarious

Kaiser, you can do it

Micki! · 04-30-2005, 01:20 AM

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George Broussard said:
I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.

I want Kaiser to eat his own underwear...

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... While he's still wearing it...

Ras · 04-30-2005, 01:44 AM

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I want Kaiser to eat his own underwear...

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... While he's still wearing it...

Who do you think he is? Ron Jeremy?

Micki! · 04-30-2005, 01:47 AM

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I want Kaiser to eat his own underwear...

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... While he's still wearing it...

Who do you think he is? Ron Jeremy?

Of course not... Kaiser is next generation...

04-30-2005, 02:56 AM

It would be very amusing having a news story, about KaiserSoze eating his undies, on the main page of this website. With the article also featuring a picture of him putting a pair in his mouth. It would be worthy news, wouldn't it?

04-30-2005, 03:05 AM

Yeh dude you're under pressure now

Eat those DACKS

lonestar · 04-30-2005, 04:36 AM

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Viper Knight said:
It would be very amusing having a news story, about KaiserSoze eating his undies, on the main page of this website. With the article also featuring a picture of him putting a pair in his mouth. It would be worthy news, wouldn't it?

do it!

trackit · 04-30-2005, 04:42 AM

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Viper Knight said:
It would be very amusing having a news story, about KaiserSoze eating his undies, on the main page of this website. With the article also featuring a picture of him putting a pair in his mouth. It would be worthy news, wouldn't it?

yeah, the news story would be called

"DNF delay caused first human losses: crazy fan couldnt wait for it any longer and commited suicide by deadly underwear"

Bud Bundy · 04-30-2005, 06:16 AM

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What we wanna do if he doesnt wear underwear?

I'll mail him some of mine.

extra large plz

Joe Siegler · 04-30-2005, 07:58 AM

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George Broussard said:
I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.

Damnit George - I was going to actually send him yours, and say it was mine, then tell him afterwards!

Spooger · 04-30-2005, 08:04 AM

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I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.

Damnit George - I was going to actually send him yours, and say it was mine, then tell him afterwards!

You know, Joe, if you even touched George's underwear then the joke's on both you and Kaiser

Micki! · 04-30-2005, 08:04 AM

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I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.

Damnit George - I was going to actually send him yours, and say it was mine, then tell him afterwards!

George only meant your underwear... I think it's ok if you send George's instead...

//Pleas don't bann me George...

John · 04-30-2005, 08:05 AM

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I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.

Damnit George - I was going to actually send him yours, and say it was mine, then tell him afterwards!

Kaiser would probably frame it on his wall.

SyntaxN · 04-30-2005, 08:44 AM

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Kaiser would probably frame it on his wall.

damn, I wanted to say exactly the same

I think the frame would be made of pure gold

Joe Siegler · 04-30-2005, 08:57 AM

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You know, Joe, if you even touched George's underwear then the joke's on both you and Kaiser

Spooger, who said I was touching it? I was going to hire some chemical waste plant employees to do that.

The Count · 04-30-2005, 08:58 AM

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George Broussard said:
I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.

Damnit George - I was going to actually send him yours, and say it was mine, then tell him afterwards!

Joe, how could you get your hands on George`s underwear ??

Ivan · 04-30-2005, 09:08 AM

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George Broussard said:
I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.

Damnit George - I was going to actually send him yours, and say it was mine, then tell him afterwards!

Joe, how could you get your hands on George`s underwear ??

See post above yours..

Spooger · 04-30-2005, 09:24 AM

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You know, Joe, if you even touched George's underwear then the joke's on both you and Kaiser

Spooger, who said I was touching it? I was going to hire some chemical waste plant employees to do that.

you think they're up for the task? God, I hope they have insurance!

5ththrax · 04-30-2005, 09:38 AM

Alright, thats it. Im going to a nursing home and getting a soiled piece of underpants, and sending it to kaiser. And dont wash them, the brown stains is just BBQ sauce

SyntaxN · 04-30-2005, 09:43 AM

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Spooger, who said I was touching it? I was going to hire some chemical waste plant employees to do that.

I think it´s more interesting to know why he knows that he needs some chemical waste plant employees for that

lonestar · 04-30-2005, 12:25 PM

it's because george made a bet, when they started working on dnf, saying:"when prey is out, i will change my underwear". go figure.

The Count · 04-30-2005, 12:55 PM

damn, joe explained his master plan while I was posting

this is indeed a very entertaining thread

well, with edible pants at hand (that`s if George has them as a back-up for a late-night snack) this shouldn`t be a big problem for the daring consumer

Hudson · 04-30-2005, 01:34 PM

Haha, this is one of the most entertaining threads we've had in quite awhile

Personally, I don't think he has what it takes

Water12356 · 04-30-2005, 06:16 PM

I nominate this thread to be archived!

Ivan · 04-30-2005, 06:19 PM

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I nominate this thread to be archived!

My vote goes to this thread too.

Hudson · 04-30-2005, 06:19 PM

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I nominate this thread to be archived!

No, we have to wait and see if he does it or not first

brandon9271 · 05-01-2005, 01:29 AM

if they offer to give a DNF beta to anybody that ate random 3DR employees underwear I think quite a few crazed fans would jump at the chance

For me, if given that alternative I'm more that happy with WID.

05-01-2005, 03:11 AM

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it's because george made a bet, when they started working on dnf, saying:"when prey is out, i will change my underwear". go figure.

::scratches head:: So? Just because he'll change his underwear when prey is out, doesn't mean he didn't change his underwear before that. Now if he said, "I will NOT change my underwear UNTIL Prey is out." I'd get worried for his neighbours - or should that be DNF since after the neighbours come back from the hospital they'll be suing his and 3D Realms clothes off... wait, let's change that I'm worried for all of us.

As for Kaizer: buy a pair of edible panties, wear it for a day, and eat up! And make pictures! Buying the panties, putting them on, taking them off and eating them. In fact, I think they're right; 3DR/HH you should invite him over to E3, and have a camera on him buying and fitting the edible panties first, running around E3 (cameraman in tow) and then eat them at the end! The publicity would be awesome! Prey would be an instant hit, for sure!

Rider · 05-01-2005, 03:40 AM

And the DNF Fanboy image will be ruined forever.

though having a newsarticle on the main page would be pretty cool, with links to the pictures ofcourse.
(where is Kaiser anyway?)

Ivan · 05-01-2005, 05:28 AM

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(where is Kaiser anyway?)

Hiding.

Mediocre, Man. · 05-01-2005, 05:46 AM

The real question is whether Joe, George or Kaiser actually WEAR undergarments!

It's not entirely uncommon for one to be free and easy these days.

04-30-2005, 02:56 AM	#54
Viper Knight Guest	Re: KaiserSoze & his Underwear It would be very amusing having a news story, about KaiserSoze eating his undies, on the main page of this website. With the article also featuring a picture of him putting a pair in his mouth. It would be worthy news, wouldn't it?

04-30-2005, 03:05 AM	#55
Michelangelo Guest	Re: KaiserSoze & his Underwear Yeh dude you're under pressure now Eat those DACKS

04-29-2005, 08:37 PM	#45
tpz	Re: KaiserSoze & his Underwear He wouldn't be too surprised though, since most of the stuff coming from McDonalds looks and smells like shit anyway. __________________ "A Smith & Wesson beats four aces."

04-29-2005, 08:38 PM	#46
Spooger	Re: KaiserSoze & his Underwear I hope you all realize this could potentially destroy Kaiser's relationship with his wife if he's caught mackin' down on some undies. I mean... "Hey hunny, what're you do -- Oh My God!" Kaiser drops the camera "I promise, this isn't what it looks like. It's for the guys at 3D Realms." Act II - Divorce. Coming "When it's Done."

04-29-2005, 09:30 PM	#48
George Broussard	Re: KaiserSoze & his Underwear I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.

04-29-2005, 09:31 PM	#49
DissidentRage	Re: KaiserSoze & his Underwear He can still eat his own, though, right? __________________ Alt for djevelen!

04-29-2005, 10:04 PM	#50
dark_angel	Re: KaiserSoze & his Underwear lol! this is just hilarious Kaiser, you can do it __________________ Duke Nukem Forever - Crysis - Castle Wolfenstein - Bioshock - CMR : Dirt www.Duke4.net - The ultimate source for 3DRealms next-gen game - DNF " Life rewards no death for immortals " - dark_angel

04-30-2005, 09:38 AM	#68
5ththrax	Re: KaiserSoze & his Underwear Alright, thats it. Im going to a nursing home and getting a soiled piece of underpants, and sending it to kaiser. And dont wash them, the brown stains is just BBQ sauce __________________ My Rig - AMD Athlon 64 3400+(939) ASUS A8V Duluxe 1GB DDR400 Corsair VS ATI Radeon x800XL

04-30-2005, 12:25 PM	#70
lonestar	Re: KaiserSoze & his Underwear it's because george made a bet, when they started working on dnf, saying:"when prey is out, i will change my underwear". go figure. __________________ spacerace: "i'll eat my shorts if we ever see this game." www.duke4.de

04-30-2005, 12:55 PM	#71
The Count	Re: KaiserSoze & his Underwear damn, joe explained his master plan while I was posting this is indeed a very entertaining thread well, with edible pants at hand (that`s if George has them as a back-up for a late-night snack) this shouldn`t be a big problem for the daring consumer __________________ ---- Do Not Flog dead mules ----

04-30-2005, 01:34 PM	#72
Hudson	Re: KaiserSoze & his Underwear Haha, this is one of the most entertaining threads we've had in quite awhile Personally, I don't think he has what it takes __________________ Staying Frosty Since 09/06/07 - I love you Katie <3 “Software is like sex; it's better when it's free.” - Linus Torvalds “Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.” - Calvin & Hobbes [INSERT SYSTEM SPECS THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT HERE]

04-30-2005, 06:16 PM	#73
Water12356	Re: KaiserSoze & his Underwear I nominate this thread to be archived! __________________ "Psycho Mantis locking your doors, your fridge, shutting off your air conditioner, and clogging your toilet sure beats reading some crap off a memory card." - Mr. Blud "Men trade whatever they have for sex and women trade sex for whatever they want. That may be unromantic but theres truth to it." - Nessus

05-01-2005, 01:29 AM	#76
brandon9271	Re: KaiserSoze & his Underwear if they offer to give a DNF beta to anybody that ate random 3DR employees underwear I think quite a few crazed fans would jump at the chance For me, if given that alternative I'm more that happy with WID. __________________ "You're on a scenic route through a state recreation known as "the human mind." You ask a passer-by for directions, only to find he has no face or something. Suddenly up ahead, a door in the road. You swerve, narrowly avoiding.. The Scary Door." --Futurama

05-01-2005, 03:40 AM	#78
Rider	Re: KaiserSoze & his Underwear And the DNF Fanboy image will be ruined forever. though having a newsarticle on the main page would be pretty cool, with links to the pictures ofcourse. (where is Kaiser anyway?) __________________ Duke4.net - Duke's OTHER home. HeadbangersFM - The station that keeps your head banging! ------------- She's pretty, not "damn-she's-making-my-noodle-dance-samba"-pretty, but still very pretty... - Micki!

05-01-2005, 05:46 AM	#80
Mediocre, Man.	Re: KaiserSoze & his Underwear The real question is whether Joe, George or Kaiser actually WEAR undergarments! It's not entirely uncommon for one to be free and easy these days. __________________ I am the Frizzle Fry - Primus