Favorite Max Payne quote? - Page 2

revenant100 · 01-07-2002, 05:04 PM

"Payne in the butt."

"Ha ha! Payne to the Max!"

The Baskinator · 01-07-2002, 09:19 PM

Ok ok...Ummm...how about this quote?

MAX:"I've fallen in love with The Baskinator and we're going to have hot se---

...oh wait, I made that up... [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Longbow71 · 01-07-2002, 09:33 PM

"The smart thing to do was too turn around, walk away, and skip town..." *slides berretta back
"Guess i wasn't that smart"

Sample_H5-180 · 01-08-2002, 09:02 PM

*smirk* Bakinator? Have you been fantasizing about sexy video game characters with tart-heads again? Hmmmm?

The Baskinator · 01-08-2002, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sample_H5-180:
*smirk* Bakinator? Have you been fantasizing about sexy video game characters with tart-heads again? Hmmmm?

[img]images/icons/blush.gif[/img] I don't have to answer that. [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

Sadly, I made a top 5 list of hot video game men...Max came in at number one, of course. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Sample_H5-180 · 01-08-2002, 09:59 PM

*snicker* And who else? *prays to Gott that Duke isn't on there*

Joker · 01-08-2002, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Sample_H5-180:
*smirk* Bakinator? Have you been fantasizing about sexy video game characters with tart-heads again? Hmmmm?

[img]images/icons/blush.gif[/img] I don't have to answer that. [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img] <hr /></blockquote>No, I think the answer to that is obvious.

[img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

The Baskinator · 01-08-2002, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sample_H5-180:
*snicker* And who else? *prays to Gott that Duke isn't on there*

I could list the top five if you wanted. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Sample_H5-180 · 01-10-2002, 07:15 PM

Please, indulge us. [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

revenant100 · 01-10-2002, 08:22 PM

I think this topic should go back on topic.

Thug 1: "What's you're favorite movie ending?"
Thug 2: "Super Freaking Zombie Demons From Outer Space. Drowning in blood was cool."

Thug 1: "We're freakin' rich!"
Thug 2: "Richer than that."
Thug 1: "We're freakin' freakin' rich!"

[ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: revenant100 ]

RollingBrass · 01-10-2002, 08:28 PM

"You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round...like a record, baby...'round, 'round, right 'round..."

"You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friend behind...because if friends don't dance, and if they don't dance.....then they're no friends of mine."

One flaw of Max Payne: Not enough quotes of painfully bad 80's songs. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

The Baskinator · 01-11-2002, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RollingBrass:
"You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round...like a record, baby...'round, 'round, right 'round..."

"You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friend behind...because if friends don't dance, and if they don't dance.....then they're no friends of mine."

One flaw of Max Payne: Not enough quotes of painfully bad 80's songs. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

Dude, you sing some of the greatest songs on here.

added: and when I say great, I mean great as in those songs that you listen to when you want to make your friend really angry in the car. I do it to my mom a lot. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

I will put the Top Five list in General Messages. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[ 01-11-2002: Message edited by: The Baskinator ]

Silver Eagle · 01-11-2002, 06:57 AM

Max's quotes are really groovy,they are a really important part of the game! [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

bpcookie · 02-17-2002, 11:39 PM

"Outside the snow was falling like confetti over the devil's parade."

02-18-2002, 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sir_plague:
"You're in a computer game, Max."
"Weapon statistics hanging in midair out of the corner of y eye, constant repititions of the act of shooting, time slowing down to show off my moves. Funny as hell, it was the worst thing I could think of."

the most horrible thing he could think of, but u were close.

my personal favorite:
"Your face, your ass, whats the.."
oops, wrong game.

"nobody steals our chicks... and lives."

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cmetom

bpcookie · 02-18-2002, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cmetom:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by sir_plague:
"You're in a computer game, Max."
"Weapon statistics hanging in midair out of the corner of y eye, constant repititions of the act of shooting, time slowing down to show off my moves. Funny as hell, it was the worst thing I could think of."

the most horrible thing he could think of, but u were close.

<hr /></blockquote>You both left out "The paranoid feel of someone controling my every step."

[ 02-18-2002, 04:06 PM: Message edited by: bpcookie ]

adrian12 · 02-18-2002, 05:45 PM

"Max Payne, I envy your name." the baseball bat scene after the 1st dream [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

Crim · 02-19-2002, 01:32 PM

Favourite Max Payne quote..
"Its just me, the crook and the gun."

[ 02-26-2002, 06:16 AM: Message edited by: Crim ]

Mr_Diffrence · 02-20-2002, 03:04 PM

"I was so far past the point of no return that I didn't even remember what it looked like when I crossed it."

Hole · 02-21-2002, 08:37 AM

WOW!!!
*shocked*

biXen · 02-21-2002, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Crim:
My favourite quote from real life..(actually its more like a fav convo..)

"Guy 1 :Hey, I'm not a gay doctor! I'm a doctor! its either gay or a doctor!
Guy 2 :Okay then. You're gay."

SHITTIEST_QUOTE_EVER!!!

Crim · 02-21-2002, 08:46 AM

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RollingBrass · 02-21-2002, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by biXen:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Crim:
My favourite quote from real life..(actually its more like a fav convo..)

"Guy 1 :Hey, I'm not a gay doctor! I'm a doctor! its either gay or a doctor!
Guy 2 :Okay then. You're gay."

SHITTIEST_QUOTE_EVER!!!<hr /></blockquote>I agree. That was just plain stupid.

Crim · 02-22-2002, 05:24 AM

Well, it sounded cool when I first heard it.c'mon stop bashing me [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img]

Decker · 02-22-2002, 05:40 AM

"Something wicked this way comes. Max Payne at large!"

and

"You play, you pay, you bastard!"

Both sound so threatening and...wicked! And fit spot on in the situations they're uttered in. Among all the cheesiness there is some top notch dialogue in MP.

Devil Master · 02-22-2002, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loc Dog:
this is right after the part 2 prolouge, damn mona, drugged max payne.

frankie-"pleased to me you i'm frankie "the bat" niagara"

max-"niagara as in you cry alot?"

The Italian version of it is even better than the original. Translated back into English, it would be:

"Pleased to meet you, I'm Frankie "The Bat" Niagara."
"Niagara as in, you're a bedwetter?"

Daedalus · 02-22-2002, 08:54 AM

My fav quotes:

1. "My Beretta stirred nervously under my coat and I was in for the ride"

2. "I was close...I had nothing to lose."

3. "The pressure was too much. I sunk down to their level. It wasn't worth it. Nothing was."

4. "It was all over. They were all dead."

[ 02-22-2002, 08:55 AM: Message edited by: Daedalus ]

biXen · 02-22-2002, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Crim:
Well, it sounded cool when I first heard it.c'mon stop bashing me [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img]

Don't mean to diss you, it was just a lame and unfunny quote IMO [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

02-22-2002, 10:21 AM

"I have tasted the flesh of fallen angels"

The Viper · 02-22-2002, 11:00 AM

"Dick Justice"

that was damn funny [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

02-22-2002, 04:06 PM

When he said to Betty Crocker

"Go ahead, bake my fillet"

PlayfulPuppy · 02-24-2002, 03:42 PM

My fav quote was definetly "Something wicked this way comes"... was that actually a quote from something else?

02-24-2002, 06:36 PM

These two:

"...I'm so pretty..."

"...The flesh of fallen angels has made me so strong the I can fill the 3drealms forum with pointless spam..."

Mister Funklemeyer · 02-24-2002, 10:31 PM

"I don't know about angels, but it's fear that gives men wings"

or

"You got something with me? Get in line!"

Crim · 02-26-2002, 06:19 AM

Another *fun* quote

Gognitti : Aaah! Police brutality!
Max : I rate pretty high on that.

P.S: Gognitti was alive in Max Payne (your rights will be read at your funeral..). So that means he's gonna be back in Max Payne 2!

Trank · 02-28-2002, 03:24 PM

"...and the award for 'Best Quote from Max Payne' goes to... "So much for being subtle.".

Mister Funklemeyer · 02-28-2002, 04:45 PM

oo! i forgot "what are ya doin'!? yer doin' nothin!? what are ya doin'!? this is war!! freakin' war!" haha, vinnie ownz me.

oo! oo! or "gognitti bailed, and i made like chow yun fat!" chow ownz all.

"how the hell'd you get loose?"
"i got bored waiting for you, figured we could just settle this up here" haha! frankie's voice was awesome.

and all the insane babbling of lupino about being the wolf. and the part where max said that lupino was all pumped up to go 15 rounds with a mutant alligator

[ 02-28-2002, 04:45 PM: Message edited by: Mister Funklemeyer ]

03-02-2002, 10:06 PM

Thug: "I for one am gonna pump him so full of lead, they'll need a forklift at the funeral!"

MP: "Nothings a cliche when its happening to you."

Jester89 · 03-05-2002, 07:02 PM

"They were all dead." and the rest of that movie from the opening.

"What does B.B. stand fro anyway? Back-stabbing b@stard?!"

Joker · 03-06-2002, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NutZboy:
My fav quote was definetly "Something wicked this way comes"... was that actually a quote from something else?

Yep, it's actually a quote from "Macbeth".

By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.
Open, locks,
Whoever knocks!

[img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

02-22-2002, 10:21 AM	#69
Eing Guest	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? "I have tasted the flesh of fallen angels"

02-22-2002, 04:06 PM	#71
Guest Guest	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? When he said to Betty Crocker "Go ahead, bake my fillet"

02-24-2002, 06:36 PM	#73
Eing Guest	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? These two: "...I'm so pretty..." "...The flesh of fallen angels has made me so strong the I can fill the 3drealms forum with pointless spam..."

03-02-2002, 10:06 PM	#78
Guest Guest	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? Thug: "I for one am gonna pump him so full of lead, they'll need a forklift at the funeral!" MP: "Nothings a cliche when its happening to you."

01-07-2002, 05:04 PM	#41
revenant100	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? "Payne in the butt." "Ha ha! Payne to the Max!"

01-07-2002, 09:19 PM	#42
The Baskinator	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? Ok ok...Ummm...how about this quote? MAX:"I've fallen in love with The Baskinator and we're going to have hot se--- ...oh wait, I made that up... [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] __________________ Stay frosty. "Friends? These are my only friends! Grown up nerds, like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.

01-07-2002, 09:33 PM	#43
Longbow71	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? "The smart thing to do was too turn around, walk away, and skip town..." *slides berretta back "Guess i wasn't that smart" __________________ " I love the in game browser isn't really built in, and SUCKS. " -Gabe " The Most OWNINGEST Bird of all time " -RollingBrass-(BF:vietnam)

01-08-2002, 09:02 PM	#44
Sample_H5-180	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? smirk Bakinator? Have you been fantasizing about sexy video game characters with tart-heads again? Hmmmm?

01-08-2002, 09:59 PM	#46
Sample_H5-180	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? snicker And who else? prays to Gott that Duke isn't on there

01-10-2002, 07:15 PM	#49
Sample_H5-180	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? Please, indulge us. [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

01-10-2002, 08:22 PM	#50
revenant100	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? I think this topic should go back on topic. Thug 1: "What's you're favorite movie ending?" Thug 2: "Super Freaking Zombie Demons From Outer Space. Drowning in blood was cool." Thug 1: "We're freakin' rich!" Thug 2: "Richer than that." Thug 1: "We're freakin' freakin' rich!" [ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: revenant100 ]

01-10-2002, 08:28 PM	#51
RollingBrass	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? "You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round...like a record, baby...'round, 'round, right 'round..." "You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friend behind...because if friends don't dance, and if they don't dance.....then they're no friends of mine." One flaw of Max Payne: Not enough quotes of painfully bad 80's songs. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

01-11-2002, 06:57 AM	#53
Silver Eagle	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? Max's quotes are really groovy,they are a really important part of the game! [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

02-17-2002, 11:39 PM	#54
bpcookie	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? "Outside the snow was falling like confetti over the devil's parade."

02-18-2002, 05:45 PM	#57
adrian12	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? "Max Payne, I envy your name." the baseball bat scene after the 1st dream [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

02-19-2002, 01:32 PM	#58
Crim	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? Favourite Max Payne quote.. "Its just me, the crook and the gun." [ 02-26-2002, 06:16 AM: Message edited by: Crim ]

02-20-2002, 03:04 PM	#59
Mr_Diffrence	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? "I was so far past the point of no return that I didn't even remember what it looked like when I crossed it."

02-21-2002, 08:37 AM	#60
Hole	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? WOW!!! shocked

02-21-2002, 08:46 AM	#62
Crim	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

02-22-2002, 05:24 AM	#64
Crim	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? Well, it sounded cool when I first heard it.c'mon stop bashing me [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img]

02-22-2002, 05:40 AM	#65
Decker	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? "Something wicked this way comes. Max Payne at large!" and "You play, you pay, you bastard!" Both sound so threatening and...wicked! And fit spot on in the situations they're uttered in. Among all the cheesiness there is some top notch dialogue in MP. __________________ Wii FC : 2494-2649-5817-0179 PSN ID: DeckerFI

02-22-2002, 08:54 AM	#67
Daedalus	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? My fav quotes: 1. "My Beretta stirred nervously under my coat and I was in for the ride" 2. "I was close...I had nothing to lose." 3. "The pressure was too much. I sunk down to their level. It wasn't worth it. Nothing was." 4. "It was all over. They were all dead." [ 02-22-2002, 08:55 AM: Message edited by: Daedalus ]

02-22-2002, 11:00 AM	#70
The Viper	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? "Dick Justice" that was damn funny [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

02-24-2002, 03:42 PM	#72
PlayfulPuppy	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? My fav quote was definetly "Something wicked this way comes"... was that actually a quote from something else?

02-24-2002, 10:31 PM	#74
Mister Funklemeyer	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? "I don't know about angels, but it's fear that gives men wings" or "You got something with me? Get in line!"

02-26-2002, 06:19 AM	#75
Crim	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? Another fun quote Gognitti : Aaah! Police brutality! Max : I rate pretty high on that. P.S: Gognitti was alive in Max Payne (your rights will be read at your funeral..). So that means he's gonna be back in Max Payne 2!

02-28-2002, 03:24 PM	#76
Trank	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? "...and the award for 'Best Quote from Max Payne' goes to... "So much for being subtle.".

02-28-2002, 04:45 PM	#77
Mister Funklemeyer	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? oo! i forgot "what are ya doin'!? yer doin' nothin!? what are ya doin'!? this is war!! freakin' war!" haha, vinnie ownz me. oo! oo! or "gognitti bailed, and i made like chow yun fat!" chow ownz all. "how the hell'd you get loose?" "i got bored waiting for you, figured we could just settle this up here" haha! frankie's voice was awesome. and all the insane babbling of lupino about being the wolf. and the part where max said that lupino was all pumped up to go 15 rounds with a mutant alligator [ 02-28-2002, 04:45 PM: Message edited by: Mister Funklemeyer ]

03-05-2002, 07:02 PM	#79
Jester89	Re: Favorite Max Payne quote? "They were all dead." and the rest of that movie from the opening. "What does B.B. stand fro anyway? Back-stabbing b@stard?!"