The One Liner Thread - Page 3

django · 03-04-2007, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fofo.rider

From "Big Trouble in Little China":

Son of a bitch must pay !

I feel kind of invincible.

May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather

I love that movie. Another quote from it:
"If I'm not back by dawn, call the president. "
The 80's was THE decade for one-liners

Echo Black · 03-04-2007, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kalki

Replace apes with pigs.

YES. 5char

steelhed · 03-04-2007, 07:55 PM

Maybe something where some pig cops are being sniped in a timing critical event and Duke is saying each of the following lines after each pig is taken down...

"This little piggy went to Earth,
this little piggy wishes he'd stayed home,
this little piggy had a lobotomy,
this little piggy had, well, the same,
and this little piggy went WEE, WEE, WEE, SPLAT!"

Needs some work but funny to me.

Jiminator · 03-04-2007, 10:43 PM

duke just finishes killing off a serious sam wave of enemies.
"that was fun, lets do it again some time."
just in time for another wave of enemies...

Jiminator · 03-04-2007, 10:45 PM

duke just finds a rocket launcher and blows apart a boss...
"ooh, that had to hurt"

03-05-2007, 01:46 AM

After blowing the crap out of an alien: "So THATS what you look like on the inside - COOL!!!"

Boss TIME: "OK, I'm just gonna kick your arse and get out of here - any objections?" or "OK, I'm just gonna kick your arse and get out of here - I got a party to go to!"

In a bar/cafe/library with a newspaper and an alien: "It says on your horoscope that you're going to die (shoots alien) - hey who knew that sh!t was actually true heh heh."

"I don't remember anyone saying "Give use your tired, your poor and all the aliens you got???"

After Duke shoots a NPC (good guy): "Oooops, thats right - bullets and brains DON'T mix!"

and steelhed - I laughed my arse off at that one - well done.

MakronMan · 03-05-2007, 02:44 AM

duke meets some A**hole fan
"hey would you mind just going infront of my shotgun"

Jiminator · 03-05-2007, 03:36 AM

captain - after duke returns from a mission -
"what took you so long?"
"[3DR inserts clever comment here]"

Jiminator · 03-05-2007, 03:39 AM

duke - after torching an alien
grabs a hunk of meat -
"hrmmm... tastes like chicken too...."

ryche · 03-05-2007, 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peoplessi

from Blade:
"Some mother****ers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."

LOL I remember that one...best line in that movie.

Mudsling3 · 03-05-2007, 02:53 PM

Do a "hog call" as Duke see Pigcops swamping in. Joe, just make sure hire a pro at the county fair to do it.

Jiminator · 03-05-2007, 02:59 PM

along the food theme, after he torches a pig cop he takes a bite and comments:
"Pork - the other white meat"

rprott · 03-05-2007, 03:10 PM

"It took FOREVER, but I'm done"
I love that one,
It would be kind of cool to throw in a few classics too:
"Its time to kick a$$ and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum" - i think that was everyones favorite from the original
Or what about some of the one liners from ROTT?? (Most under-rated game of all time)

If you want some more one liners just watch Predator, they are full of them!!

Dark Angel · 03-05-2007, 05:24 PM

There is a prescription medicine counter with a sign that says "Valium - For smart people dealing with idiots". Duke walks up to the counter and says "I'll take a dozen...(pauses and looks around)... bottles"

alexgk · 03-05-2007, 07:37 PM

"The only thing better than kicking alien butts while drinking a beer is ME"

DragonflyWolfTen · 03-05-2007, 10:24 PM

While walking down a Vegas street full of carnage Duke says to alien corpse that is on fire "you got a light"? then rips off Alien arm and brings it up to his unlit cigar, while puffing the cigar Duke says "next time you come to my town be prepared" then alien boss bust through the wall across the street "I ve all ready dropped a turd, now I will wipe my ass" Then duke charges the alien boss. Insert Duke Nukem theme music here.

Vecktor · 03-05-2007, 11:03 PM

After killing a lot of Aliens:

I came, I saw, I kicked ass!

The Dukenator · 03-06-2007, 01:53 AM

"Which one of you filthy pigs wants to kiss my ass?"

"Who wants me to put my boot up their ass?"

"Oh shit."

Jiminator · 03-06-2007, 02:48 AM

"bring out the eggs, I'm having some HAM!"

Hendricks266 · 03-06-2007, 04:17 PM

Duke: *raises leg* You know what this does?
Dumbass Alien: It drips yellow, white, and red. *big toothy grin*
Duke: Wrong. It kicks ass. YOUR ass.
*Duke puts the whoopin' on 'em*

corn wizard · 03-07-2007, 09:34 AM

"Have fun cleaning toilets in Hell, loser."

Sweden · 03-07-2007, 10:51 AM

First i would like to say hello to everyone! My first post here

Been lurking around for a long long time tho. second i want to say thank you to all you guys working on DNF!

This one liner is to be said when duke blows away a pigcop with a pipe bomb or if there is a explosion involving some burning pig cop(s).

"I love the smell of bacon in the morning.. Smells like... Victory!"

Try to add something else at the end to see if it sounds better. I could not think of anything better at the moment.

-The Swedish Dude

Nihilanth · 03-07-2007, 01:37 PM

"Hey! Alien guy! I... I just shotted you, alien guy."

Hyperactive Slob · 03-07-2007, 01:40 PM

"If it bleeds I can Kick its ass."

Micki! · 03-07-2007, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hyperactive Slob

"If it bleeds I can Kick its ass."

That one i actually like... would fit perfect for an invisible enemy

Hyperactive Slob · 03-07-2007, 03:07 PM

I'd post more Alien/Predator one liners but one is the oneliner limit.

Micki! · 03-07-2007, 04:55 PM

Yes, i'm also not posting any more of them...
I stick to the rules

Tea Monster · 03-07-2007, 05:40 PM

I like the one in my sig.

another good one (sorry!) is "I'm gonna kick your ass so hard, you'll taste boot polish"

Malgon · 03-07-2007, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xeroxt4

You've met your expiration date, to the trash with your ugly @$$! (After killing something

I like this one.

@fofo.rider - That movie rocks, and Kurt Russells lines are awesome.

I reckon The Last Boy Scout had some awesome oneliners too. Bruce Willis was a total badass in that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by django

The 80's was THE decade for one-liners

The eighties action stars had the best one liners. Even into the nineties.

03-08-2007, 09:00 AM

I think that they don't have to be long, but just catchy!
Some examples:

You're dead, my bad! (After killing something)
Wanna play? Pig!
Ahhh, i needed that! (In a stripclub)
Leaving already? (After killing something)
It's as easy as this: You live, or , you die!

I'm back.... for more! Hail to the king! (in the opening scene)

And of course the standard quotes of Duke 3D and others.

django · 03-08-2007, 09:55 AM

You're gonna have to ask yourself one question: Why do I feel like bacon?

Tim. Just Tim. · 03-08-2007, 12:48 PM

Ok after reading though this thread...

I just want to confirm that we will be able to turn OFF the duke talk, right?

Micki! · 03-08-2007, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tim. Just Tim.

Ok after reading though this thread...

I just want to confirm that we will be able to turn OFF the duke talk, right?

Not all were bad...

MagNet · 03-08-2007, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tim. Just Tim.

Ok after reading though this thread...

I just want to confirm that we will be able to turn OFF the duke talk, right?

Bear in mind 3DR staff isn't stupid and won't use idiotic one-liners.

FireFly · 03-08-2007, 05:25 PM

[To a janitor NPC] "Hey, sorry about the mess."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hyperactive Slob

"If it bleeds I can Kick its ass."

Lets hope there are no robots in DNF then!

Kalki · 03-08-2007, 11:52 PM

Robots bleed hydraulic fluid.

"When I kick bot butt, my boot gets a lube job and Aliens just bend over."

SpamViking · 03-09-2007, 12:09 AM

"Space, the final frontier, these are the voyages of my boot up your ass!"

Kalki · 03-09-2007, 12:27 AM

He did a similar one in Manhattan Project. "... these are the voyages of Duke Nukem. My mission, to explore strange new babes, to seek out aliens and kick their asses." (sic)

SpamViking · 03-09-2007, 12:47 AM

Mine's cooler

DragonflyWolfTen · 03-09-2007, 02:03 AM

Lick the shit off my boot, you alien scum!

its time to redecorate your internal structure

get on your knees and kiss my boom stick

we have lift off

back to hell said I to them and one by one they went

03-05-2007, 01:46 AM	#86
Piano Man Guest	Re: Your One Liner Ideas After blowing the crap out of an alien: "So THATS what you look like on the inside - COOL!!!" Boss TIME: "OK, I'm just gonna kick your arse and get out of here - any objections?" or "OK, I'm just gonna kick your arse and get out of here - I got a party to go to!" In a bar/cafe/library with a newspaper and an alien: "It says on your horoscope that you're going to die (shoots alien) - hey who knew that sh!t was actually true heh heh." "I don't remember anyone saying "Give use your tired, your poor and all the aliens you got???" After Duke shoots a NPC (good guy): "Oooops, thats right - bullets and brains DON'T mix!" and steelhed - I laughed my arse off at that one - well done. Last edited by Piano Man; 03-05-2007 at 02:02 AM. Reason: cause I FELT like it.

03-08-2007, 09:00 AM	#110
Wezet Guest	Re: Your One Liner Ideas I think that they don't have to be long, but just catchy! Some examples: You're dead, my bad! (After killing something) Wanna play? Pig! Ahhh, i needed that! (In a stripclub) Leaving already? (After killing something) It's as easy as this: You live, or , you die! I'm back.... for more! Hail to the king! (in the opening scene) And of course the standard quotes of Duke 3D and others.

03-04-2007, 07:55 PM	#83
steelhed	Re: Your One Liner Ideas Maybe something where some pig cops are being sniped in a timing critical event and Duke is saying each of the following lines after each pig is taken down... "This little piggy went to Earth, this little piggy wishes he'd stayed home, this little piggy had a lobotomy, this little piggy had, well, the same, and this little piggy went WEE, WEE, WEE, SPLAT!" Needs some work but funny to me.

03-04-2007, 10:43 PM	#84
Jiminator	Re: Your One Liner Ideas duke just finishes killing off a serious sam wave of enemies. "that was fun, lets do it again some time." just in time for another wave of enemies... __________________ big badass nasty weapons here....

03-04-2007, 10:45 PM	#85
Jiminator	Re: Your One Liner Ideas duke just finds a rocket launcher and blows apart a boss... "ooh, that had to hurt" __________________ big badass nasty weapons here....

03-05-2007, 02:44 AM	#87
MakronMan	Re: Your One Liner Ideas duke meets some Ahole fan "hey would you mind just going infront of my shotgun" __________________ The Makron Lives** My top upcomin games: Duke Nukem Forever, Prey 2, F.E.A.R. 2, Bioshock, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., ET QUAKE WARS, Painkiller 2, Serious Sam 3, Unreal Tournament 3 Young one it is time for you to learn of the dark arts, The dark art of CAMPING!!! PS. Pig Cops are Dumb F*cks

03-05-2007, 03:36 AM	#88
Jiminator	Re: Your One Liner Ideas captain - after duke returns from a mission - "what took you so long?" "[3DR inserts clever comment here]" __________________ big badass nasty weapons here....

03-05-2007, 03:39 AM	#89
Jiminator	Re: Your One Liner Ideas duke - after torching an alien grabs a hunk of meat - "hrmmm... tastes like chicken too...." __________________ big badass nasty weapons here....

03-05-2007, 02:53 PM	#91
Mudsling3	Re: Your One Liner Ideas Do a "hog call" as Duke see Pigcops swamping in. Joe, just make sure hire a pro at the county fair to do it. __________________ A tooth for a tooth makes the dentists thrilled; An eye for an eye makes the surgeons thrived. It is not about make war or make love, but make money...largely depending on you are a man or woman. Call me conservative -- me

03-05-2007, 02:59 PM	#92
Jiminator	Re: Your One Liner Ideas along the food theme, after he torches a pig cop he takes a bite and comments: "Pork - the other white meat" __________________ big badass nasty weapons here....

03-05-2007, 03:10 PM	#93
rprott	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "It took FOREVER, but I'm done" I love that one, It would be kind of cool to throw in a few classics too: "Its time to kick a$$ and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum" - i think that was everyones favorite from the original Or what about some of the one liners from ROTT?? (Most under-rated game of all time) If you want some more one liners just watch Predator, they are full of them!! __________________ -Richard- Long Live the Classics: Pharoahs Tomb, Rise of the Triad, and Duke Nukem 3D!!![/SIZE]

03-05-2007, 05:24 PM	#94
Dark Angel	Re: Your One Liner Ideas There is a prescription medicine counter with a sign that says "Valium - For smart people dealing with idiots". Duke walks up to the counter and says "I'll take a dozen...(pauses and looks around)... bottles" __________________ Dark Angel Have an AWESOME day!!!

03-05-2007, 07:37 PM	#95
alexgk	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "The only thing better than kicking alien butts while drinking a beer is ME" __________________ Playable demo this year! Confirmed!!

03-05-2007, 10:24 PM	#96
DragonflyWolfTen	Re: Your One Liner Ideas While walking down a Vegas street full of carnage Duke says to alien corpse that is on fire "you got a light"? then rips off Alien arm and brings it up to his unlit cigar, while puffing the cigar Duke says "next time you come to my town be prepared" then alien boss bust through the wall across the street "I ve all ready dropped a turd, now I will wipe my ass" Then duke charges the alien boss. Insert Duke Nukem theme music here.

03-05-2007, 11:03 PM	#97
Vecktor	Re: Your One Liner Ideas After killing a lot of Aliens: I came, I saw, I kicked ass!

03-06-2007, 01:53 AM	#98
The Dukenator	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "Which one of you filthy pigs wants to kiss my ass?" "Who wants me to put my boot up their ass?" "Oh shit." __________________ Thank you sir. May I have DNF? - KaiserSoze - Look in profile to get joke. These are English forums; anything the moderators can't read is eligible for deletion. - TerminX OMG, Duke killed Kenny! You bastard! - wayskobfssae

03-06-2007, 02:48 AM	#99
Jiminator	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "bring out the eggs, I'm having some HAM!" __________________ big badass nasty weapons here....

03-06-2007, 04:17 PM	#100
Hendricks266	Re: Your One Liner Ideas Duke: raises leg You know what this does? Dumbass Alien: It drips yellow, white, and red. big toothy grin Duke: Wrong. It kicks ass. YOUR ass. Duke puts the whoopin' on 'em __________________ EDuke32 Senior Developer \| Duke4.net Staff Member

03-07-2007, 09:34 AM	#101
corn wizard	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "Have fun cleaning toilets in Hell, loser."

03-07-2007, 10:51 AM	#102
Sweden	Re: Your One Liner Ideas First i would like to say hello to everyone! My first post here Been lurking around for a long long time tho. second i want to say thank you to all you guys working on DNF! This one liner is to be said when duke blows away a pigcop with a pipe bomb or if there is a explosion involving some burning pig cop(s). "I love the smell of bacon in the morning.. Smells like... Victory!" Try to add something else at the end to see if it sounds better. I could not think of anything better at the moment. -The Swedish Dude

03-07-2007, 01:37 PM	#103
Nihilanth	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "Hey! Alien guy! I... I just shotted you, alien guy." __________________ We were standing on the edge of discovery 2014: The Vanishing of Ethan Carter 2015: SOMA

03-07-2007, 01:40 PM	#104
Hyperactive Slob	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "If it bleeds I can Kick its ass." __________________ Oh no! what will PC gamers do without generic shooters based in a wartorn future while you mindlessly shoot things with a big giant gun!- Tang Lung

03-07-2007, 03:07 PM	#106
Hyperactive Slob	Re: Your One Liner Ideas I'd post more Alien/Predator one liners but one is the oneliner limit. __________________ Oh no! what will PC gamers do without generic shooters based in a wartorn future while you mindlessly shoot things with a big giant gun!- Tang Lung

03-07-2007, 04:55 PM	#107
Micki!	Re: Your One Liner Ideas Yes, i'm also not posting any more of them... I stick to the rules __________________ A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'

03-07-2007, 05:40 PM	#108
Tea Monster	Re: Your One Liner Ideas I like the one in my sig. another good one (sorry!) is "I'm gonna kick your ass so hard, you'll taste boot polish" __________________ Tea Monster's web portfolio

03-08-2007, 09:55 AM	#111
django	Re: Your One Liner Ideas You're gonna have to ask yourself one question: Why do I feel like bacon?

03-08-2007, 12:48 PM	#112
Tim. Just Tim.	Re: Your One Liner Ideas Ok after reading though this thread... I just want to confirm that we will be able to turn OFF the duke talk, right?

03-08-2007, 11:52 PM	#116
Kalki	Re: Your One Liner Ideas Robots bleed hydraulic fluid. "When I kick bot butt, my boot gets a lube job and Aliens just bend over." __________________ "Gentlemen, generations to follow will see us as the first pioneers of the internet. They will look upon our days as those of brave spirits and free ideals - where men were men, women were men and children were the FBI." Free Speech

03-09-2007, 12:09 AM	#117
SpamViking	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "Space, the final frontier, these are the voyages of my boot up your ass!" __________________ Edges of Seven on Myspace Debut CD "Born Again Hard" now on iTunes!

03-09-2007, 12:27 AM	#118
Kalki	Re: Your One Liner Ideas He did a similar one in Manhattan Project. "... these are the voyages of Duke Nukem. My mission, to explore strange new babes, to seek out aliens and kick their asses." (sic) __________________ "Gentlemen, generations to follow will see us as the first pioneers of the internet. They will look upon our days as those of brave spirits and free ideals - where men were men, women were men and children were the FBI." Free Speech

03-09-2007, 12:47 AM	#119
SpamViking	Re: Your One Liner Ideas Mine's cooler __________________ Edges of Seven on Myspace Debut CD "Born Again Hard" now on iTunes!

03-09-2007, 02:03 AM	#120
DragonflyWolfTen	Re: Your One Liner Ideas Lick the shit off my boot, you alien scum! its time to redecorate your internal structure get on your knees and kiss my boom stick we have lift off back to hell said I to them and one by one they went