The One Liner Thread

Joe Siegler · 02-28-2007, 09:59 AM

Time for a fresh start with this thread.

Simple. What would your ONE (JUST ONE) best idea for a Duke one-liner be?

Denz · 02-28-2007, 10:01 AM

*Cleans boots at start of the level*

It's not a oneliner, but.

?

Micki! · 02-28-2007, 10:20 AM

It's hard for me to think of what would be the best i could think of... Especially because i might all of a sudden think of one i liked, which would be better than one i posted before...

So, by one, do you mean one per post, or one per member..?

[edit:]
In any case, here's one i thought fitted to Duke:

"I'm not cleaning up this shit..!"

This is after simply killing someone, or after blowing someone up... whatever, as long it's a mess he's refering to...

Eigio · 02-28-2007, 10:55 AM

Hmm, best idea? How 'bout:

(Should Duke "accidentally" shoot a NPC): "If he dies, he dies." [/Drago]

02-28-2007, 11:15 AM

*kicks an alien's ass with his boot* "Welcome to Earth!"

GOK · 02-28-2007, 11:27 AM

"Who died and making you ****ing King of the Zombies?" (Shaun of the Dead)

Orochi Avlis · 02-28-2007, 11:40 AM

"I can tell that you and my gun are going to be best friends..."

Jiminator · 02-28-2007, 11:45 AM

How about a bigger hole in your ass?

Evil_C · 02-28-2007, 11:52 AM

As Duke whips out his BFG: "Time to spill your guts."

MagNet · 02-28-2007, 11:59 AM

"Damn, too late." After entering someplace completely destroyed by the aliens. Or some modification of this at the start of the game.

JobivanHiob · 02-28-2007, 01:21 PM

Joe S. can we name an old one liner from DN3D or one of the ports?

JobivanHiob · 02-28-2007, 01:35 PM

A one-liner for the DNF Retail Box: The world was not enough
A variation: Las Vegas, Hoover Dam, Area 51, but earth was not enough...

Sorry, but i have one more

Duke's world dominating tour, soon nuking a city near you...

Kalki · 02-28-2007, 01:55 PM

"The only thing bigger than my ego, is my p*nis."

Micki! · 02-28-2007, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kalki

"The only thing bigger than my ego, is my p*nis."

A variation:

"The only things bigger than my ego, are the tools i use"

Can be understood in several ways

silver · 02-28-2007, 02:27 PM

"hey ugly, can I have some sauce on my bullets?"

//or meat with bullets

ok gotta have another one...
after wasting a monster: "was fun while it lasted, love"

Tim. Just Tim. · 02-28-2007, 03:41 PM

"Check, please!" as the last body hits the floor after a massive shootout in a fancy restaurant.

peoplessi · 02-28-2007, 04:11 PM

"It took forever, but I'm done"

trackit · 02-28-2007, 04:39 PM

ujeeee, 3dr is starting to record sound

duke is almost ready

Echo Black · 02-28-2007, 04:44 PM

*Blows up an alien with an explosive weapon*

- It's not like you stood a chance!

DragonflyWolfTen · 02-28-2007, 05:39 PM

"these boots were made for stomping, and that just what they will do"

Jiminator · 02-28-2007, 06:54 PM

Let the bodies hit the floor

afh_98 · 02-28-2007, 07:19 PM

How about when he's fighting some badazz and some other badazz is either coming his way or creating a commotion in the background he says,

"I'll get to you...I'll get to you when 'I'm Done!'"

Sorry, had to do it...

Cyrix · 02-28-2007, 10:25 PM

"Duuuuuuuuke Nuuuukeeeem!" while he charges into a group of enemies.

MakronMan · 02-28-2007, 11:20 PM

i ripped your hands to the ground, shook your body round and round and threw up

edit: i forgot to mention that duke encounters a gothic pig cop stripper

Jiminator · 02-28-2007, 11:25 PM

He blows someones head off with a sniper hit. Another enemy laughs at his friend. duke says "don't laugh, you're next."

Betelgeuse · 02-28-2007, 11:32 PM

*aliens retreating for cover* (if they do?)

"aww leaving the party so early?..rude alien bastards! haven't even met my shotgun yet"

Edit:

Quote:

Originally Posted by DragonflyWolfTen

"these boots were made for stomping, and that just what they will do"

i like that one too.

Protag2 · 03-01-2007, 01:00 AM

first level

* duke's jet/plane goes down nearby *

"damn, those alien bastards shot up my ride... again"

vcatkiller · 03-01-2007, 06:46 AM

"Chicks, guns, moving targets, what more could a man want?"

Montykoro! · 03-01-2007, 07:51 AM

When duke find the jet pack:

"mmmm people can fly" (painkiller)

Jabba the Hutt · 03-01-2007, 08:57 AM

Uuuuh yeees, fresh green alien asses to kick!

Tim. Just Tim. · 03-01-2007, 10:45 AM

*** Tim puts on shitfilter hat

*Cleans boots at start of the level*
i like it

"I'm not cleaning up this shit..!"
yup

"If he dies, he dies."
dont get it but ok

*kicks an alien's ass with his boot* "Welcome to Earth!"
yup

"Who died and making you ****ing King of the Zombies?"
yup... assuming theres zombies in DNF(?)

"I can tell that you and my gun are going to be best friends..."
nope

How about a bigger hole in your ass?
nope lol sounds gay

As Duke whips out his BFG: "Time to spill your guts."
yup

"Damn, too late."
sure

"The only thing bigger than my ego, is my p*nis."
nope

"The only things bigger than my ego, are the tools i use"
nope

"hey ugly, can I have some sauce on my bullets?"
what? nope

"was fun while it lasted, love"
nope

"Check, please!" as the last body hits the floor after a massive shootout in a fancy restaurant.
omg yes! best one evar!!1

"It took forever, but I'm done"
maybe.. only makes sence as Dukes first line.. but there are better first lines.

It's not like you stood a chance!
yup

"these boots were made for stomping, and that just what they will do"
nope gay

Let the bodies hit the floor
definete yup

"I'll get to you...I'll get to you when 'I'm Done!'"
yup

"Duuuuuuuuke Nuuuukeeeem!"
nope

i ripped your hands to the ground, shook your body round and round and threw up
what? nope

He blows someones head off with a sniper hit. Another enemy laughs at his friend. duke says "don't laugh, you're next."
yup

"aww leaving the party so early?..rude alien bastards! haven't even met my shotgun yet"
something like this maybe

"damn, those alien bastards shot up my ride... again"
yup

"Chicks, guns, moving targets, what more could a man want?"
yup

"mmmm people can fly"
dont get it but yup

Uuuuh yeees, fresh green alien asses to kick!
yup

corn wizard · 03-01-2007, 11:16 AM

"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie or are you gonna bite?"

Gotta keep the "your face, your ass... what the difference?" one.

"Balls"

LeadBullet · 03-01-2007, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Siegler

ONE (JUST ONE)

Plus it would be nicer to just read peoples ideas and not some long list of what one person thinks about everybody elses.

corn wizard · 03-01-2007, 11:31 AM

so where's your "ONE" ?

03-01-2007, 11:33 AM

*spills an alien's guts on the floor* "That rates about a 9 on my weird-shitometer."

Montykoro! · 03-01-2007, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tim. Just Tim.

***

"mmmm people can fly"
dont get it but yup

Don't get it? play painkiller.... "people can fly" is the maker of the game

django · 03-01-2007, 12:00 PM

I'm reloaded! Okay? Come on in here, you mother****ers! Come on, I'm waitin' for ya! What, you ain't comin' in? Okay, I'm comin' out! Oh, you up against me now, mother****ers! I'm gonna blow your ****in' brains out! You think you're big time? You gonna ****in' die big time! You ready? HERE COMES THE PAIN!

vesivillem · 03-01-2007, 02:40 PM

*at the beginning of boss battle* Duke:"im not gonna kill u, im gonna kick ur ass." *at the end of the battle, when boss is lying down on floor* boss: "u said u wont kill me." Duke:"I LIED!" *finishes boss off.*

MagNet · 03-01-2007, 03:43 PM

"I came."

xeroxt4 · 03-01-2007, 04:36 PM

You've met your expiration date, to the trash with your ugly @$$! (After killing something)

No one invited you. (When in hotel or something alike)

Hello, I am your friendly neighborhood exterminator.

Lively little mother [f]!

Two Points!!

02-28-2007, 09:59 AM	#1
Joe Siegler 3D Realms Staff	The One Liner Thread Time for a fresh start with this thread. Simple. What would your ONE (JUST ONE) best idea for a Duke one-liner be? __________________ Apogee / 3D Realms Employee: Dec 14, 1992 - May 22, 2009, Oct 23, 2014 - current "Lifting up the Cross to the waiting lost" - Petra \| John 3:16

02-28-2007, 11:15 AM	#5
Dead Meat Guest	Re: Your One Liner Ideas kicks an alien's ass with his boot "Welcome to Earth!"

03-01-2007, 11:33 AM	#35
Dead Meat Guest	Re: Your One Liner Ideas spills an alien's guts on the floor "That rates about a 9 on my weird-shitometer."

02-28-2007, 10:01 AM	#2
Denz	Re: Your One Liner Ideas Cleans boots at start of the level It's not a oneliner, but. ? __________________ *crunchy superman said:* 10 years and two complete restarts - that's either one very effective filter, or a whole lotta shit. :D

02-28-2007, 10:20 AM	#3
Micki!	Re: Your One Liner Ideas It's hard for me to think of what would be the best i could think of... Especially because i might all of a sudden think of one i liked, which would be better than one i posted before... So, by one, do you mean one per post, or one per member..? [edit:] In any case, here's one i thought fitted to Duke: "I'm not cleaning up this shit..!" This is after simply killing someone, or after blowing someone up... whatever, as long it's a mess he's refering to... __________________ A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense' Last edited by Micki!; 02-28-2007 at 10:24 AM.

02-28-2007, 10:55 AM	#4
Eigio	Re: Your One Liner Ideas Hmm, best idea? How 'bout: (Should Duke "accidentally" shoot a NPC): "If he dies, he dies." [/Drago]

02-28-2007, 11:27 AM	#6
GOK	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "Who died and making you ****ing King of the Zombies?" (Shaun of the Dead) __________________ Wang Bang Heaven: more bang for ya buck. GOK

02-28-2007, 11:40 AM	#7
Orochi Avlis	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "I can tell that you and my gun are going to be best friends..." __________________ PSN Handle: Orochi_Avlis 3DR Forums Steam Group My Steam Stats

02-28-2007, 11:45 AM	#8
Jiminator	Re: Your One Liner Ideas How about a bigger hole in your ass? __________________ big badass nasty weapons here....

02-28-2007, 11:52 AM	#9
Evil_C	Re: Your One Liner Ideas As Duke whips out his BFG: "Time to spill your guts."

02-28-2007, 11:59 AM	#10
MagNet	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "Damn, too late." After entering someplace completely destroyed by the aliens. Or some modification of this at the start of the game. __________________ Ow my foot :'(

02-28-2007, 01:21 PM	#11
JobivanHiob	Re: Your One Liner Ideas Joe S. can we name an old one liner from DN3D or one of the ports? __________________ Stay up to date with http://dukewatch.blogspot.com for the UNEXPECTED and PREPARE YOURSELF for SHOCK and AWESOME on Penny Arcade EXPO from September 3-5! Onebullit: "If DNF comes out in 2010 i will buy 2 copies and send you one." pjVgt regading DNF at PAX:"I would seriously shit my pants and pre-order three copies - one will be sent to Jobi"

02-28-2007, 01:35 PM	#12
JobivanHiob	Re: Your One Liner Ideas A one-liner for the DNF Retail Box: The world was not enough A variation: Las Vegas, Hoover Dam, Area 51, but earth was not enough... Sorry, but i have one more Duke's world dominating tour, soon nuking a city near you... __________________ Stay up to date with http://dukewatch.blogspot.com for the UNEXPECTED and PREPARE YOURSELF for SHOCK and AWESOME on Penny Arcade EXPO from September 3-5! Onebullit: "If DNF comes out in 2010 i will buy 2 copies and send you one." pjVgt regading DNF at PAX:"I would seriously shit my pants and pre-order three copies - one will be sent to Jobi"

02-28-2007, 01:55 PM	#13
Kalki	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "The only thing bigger than my ego, is my pnis." __________________ "Gentlemen, generations to follow will see us as the first pioneers of the internet. They will look upon our days as those of brave spirits and free ideals - where men were men, women were men and children were the FBI." Free Speech*

02-28-2007, 02:27 PM	#15
silver	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "hey ugly, can I have some sauce on my bullets?" //or meat with bullets ok gotta have another one... after wasting a monster: "was fun while it lasted, love" __________________ chillz Last edited by silver; 02-28-2007 at 02:32 PM.

02-28-2007, 03:41 PM	#16
Tim. Just Tim.	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "Check, please!" as the last body hits the floor after a massive shootout in a fancy restaurant.

02-28-2007, 04:11 PM	#17
peoplessi	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "It took forever, but I'm done" __________________ Duke Nukem Forever Who am I to judge?

02-28-2007, 04:39 PM	#18
trackit	Re: Your One Liner Ideas ujeeee, 3dr is starting to record sound duke is almost ready __________________ Sorry, but you're reading into it too much!

02-28-2007, 04:44 PM	#19
Echo Black	Re: Your One Liner Ideas Blows up an alien with an explosive weapon - It's not like you stood a chance! __________________ “Having a reasonable grounding in statistics and probability and no belief in luck, fate, karma, or God(s), the only casino game that interests me is blackjack. Playing blackjack properly is a test of personal discipline." - John Carmack

02-28-2007, 05:39 PM	#20
DragonflyWolfTen	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "these boots were made for stomping, and that just what they will do"

02-28-2007, 06:54 PM	#21
Jiminator	Re: Your One Liner Ideas Let the bodies hit the floor __________________ big badass nasty weapons here....

02-28-2007, 07:19 PM	#22
afh_98	Re: Your One Liner Ideas How about when he's fighting some badazz and some other badazz is either coming his way or creating a commotion in the background he says, "I'll get to you...I'll get to you when 'I'm Done!'" Sorry, had to do it...

02-28-2007, 10:25 PM	#23
Cyrix	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "Duuuuuuuuke Nuuuukeeeem!" while he charges into a group of enemies.

02-28-2007, 11:20 PM	#24
MakronMan	Re: Your One Liner Ideas i ripped your hands to the ground, shook your body round and round and threw up edit: i forgot to mention that duke encounters a gothic pig cop stripper __________________ The Makron Lives My top upcomin games: Duke Nukem Forever, Prey 2, F.E.A.R. 2, Bioshock, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., ET QUAKE WARS, Painkiller 2, Serious Sam 3, Unreal Tournament 3 Young one it is time for you to learn of the dark arts, The dark art of CAMPING!!! PS. Pig Cops are Dumb Fcks Last edited by MakronMan; 03-01-2007 at 03:14 AM.*

02-28-2007, 11:25 PM	#25
Jiminator	Re: Your One Liner Ideas He blows someones head off with a sniper hit. Another enemy laughs at his friend. duke says "don't laugh, you're next." __________________ big badass nasty weapons here....

03-01-2007, 01:00 AM	#27
Protag2	Re: Your One Liner Ideas first level * duke's jet/plane goes down nearby * "damn, those alien bastards shot up my ride... again"

03-01-2007, 06:46 AM	#28
vcatkiller	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "Chicks, guns, moving targets, what more could a man want?"

03-01-2007, 07:51 AM	#29
Montykoro!	Re: Your One Liner Ideas When duke find the jet pack: "mmmm people can fly" (painkiller) __________________ "Those damn PigCops are gonna pay for spreading Swine Flu!"

03-01-2007, 08:57 AM	#30
Jabba the Hutt	Re: Your One Liner Ideas Uuuuh yeees, fresh green alien asses to kick! __________________ "Double the gun, double the fun!" Serious Sam

03-01-2007, 10:45 AM	#31
Tim. Just Tim.	Re: Your One Liner Ideas *** Tim puts on shitfilter hat Cleans boots at start of the level i like it "I'm not cleaning up this shit..!" yup "If he dies, he dies." dont get it but ok kicks an alien's ass with his boot "Welcome to Earth!" yup "Who died and making you ***ing King of the Zombies?" yup... assuming theres zombies in DNF(?) "I can tell that you and my gun are going to be best friends..." nope How about a bigger hole in your ass? nope lol sounds gay As Duke whips out his BFG: "Time to spill your guts." yup "Damn, too late." sure "The only thing bigger than my ego, is my pnis." nope "The only things bigger than my ego, are the tools i use" nope "hey ugly, can I have some sauce on my bullets?" what? nope "was fun while it lasted, love" nope "Check, please!" as the last body hits the floor after a massive shootout in a fancy restaurant. omg yes! best one evar!!1 "It took forever, but I'm done" maybe.. only makes sence as Dukes first line.. but there are better first lines. It's not like you stood a chance! yup "these boots were made for stomping, and that just what they will do" nope gay Let the bodies hit the floor definete yup "I'll get to you...I'll get to you when 'I'm Done!'" yup "Duuuuuuuuke Nuuuukeeeem!" nope i ripped your hands to the ground, shook your body round and round and threw up what? nope He blows someones head off with a sniper hit. Another enemy laughs at his friend. duke says "don't laugh, you're next." yup "aww leaving the party so early?..rude alien bastards! haven't even met my shotgun yet" something like this maybe "damn, those alien bastards shot up my ride... again" yup "Chicks, guns, moving targets, what more could a man want?" yup "mmmm people can fly" dont get it but yup Uuuuh yeees, fresh green alien asses to kick! yup

03-01-2007, 11:16 AM	#32
corn wizard	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "Are you gonna bark all day little doggie or are you gonna bite?" Gotta keep the "your face, your ass... what the difference?" one. "Balls"

03-01-2007, 11:31 AM	#34
corn wizard	Re: Your One Liner Ideas so where's your "ONE" ?

03-01-2007, 12:00 PM	#37
django	Re: Your One Liner Ideas I'm reloaded! Okay? Come on in here, you mother**ers! Come on, I'm waitin' for ya! What, you ain't comin' in? Okay, I'm comin' out! Oh, you up against me now, motherers! I'm gonna blow your in' brains out! You think you're big time? You gonna **in' die big time! You ready? HERE COMES THE PAIN!

03-01-2007, 02:40 PM	#38
vesivillem	Re: Your One Liner Ideas at the beginning of boss battle Duke:"im not gonna kill u, im gonna kick ur ass." at the end of the battle, when boss is lying down on floor boss: "u said u wont kill me." Duke:"I LIED!" finishes boss off.