The DNF Joke Thread

Xgthug · 07-10-2010, 09:05 AM

3DRealms claims to have heard it all..
But I bet they haven't heard this one.

Q: Why is it called Duke Nukem Forever?
...
Spoiler:

Dukesnuke · 07-10-2010, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xgthug

3DRealms claims to have heard it all..
But I bet they haven't heard this one.

Q: Why is it called Duke Nukem Forever?
...
Spoiler:

The hell?

WarThrash · 07-10-2010, 11:56 AM

Alright I'll bite.

If DNF were a wiener, it would need Viagra.

If Duke Nukem and Master Chief were real persons. Duke would be an old War Veteran who is highly respected but isn't taken seriously anymore because the Senility causes him to make up stories, while Master Chief would be a registered sex offender because of all the little 12 year old kids that play with him, when they really shouldn't be around him.

cof_3pc · 07-10-2010, 12:27 PM

old joke is old

Zeromaeus · 07-10-2010, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarThrash

Alright I'll bite.

If DNF were a wiener, it would need Viagra.

Don't you mean Vienna?

Rösti · 07-10-2010, 12:46 PM

Scotty · 07-10-2010, 01:38 PM

Why did the "Would you eat poop for DNF" thread get deleted?

Because you can't have your cake and eat it, too.

KO Gilligan · 07-10-2010, 04:01 PM

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Son,
have I told you the reason that we all wait for Duke Nukem Forever?

Quote:

Yes, Dad, I know the story... It will come out when it's done and it's because it's just the way it is... Your Dad waited for Duke Nukem Forever, and his Dad before him waited for Duke Nukem Forever, and now I'm supposed to wait for Duke Nukem Forever, as it was told by Steve, and so it shall be, blah, blah, blah...

Quote:

That's right, son, now go troll the 3DRealms community virtual space message environment, It's tradition.

___________________________

ryche · 07-10-2010, 04:17 PM

The whole game development is a joke. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Zeromaeus · 07-10-2010, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scotty

Why did the "Would you eat poop for DNF" thread get deleted?

Because you can't have your poop and eat it, too.

Fixed it.

prophecy holder · 07-10-2010, 07:59 PM

Q: If DNF was made by ID, what would it be?
A: Released.

WarThrash · 07-10-2010, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by prophecy holder

Q: If DNF was made by ID, what would it be?
A: Released.

I laughed

Acid · 07-10-2010, 10:45 PM

Here's a lame one

What did a constipated Duke Nukem say to DNF ?

It's time to get this shit out already!

PukeBurger · 07-10-2010, 11:44 PM

Q: Why hasn't DNF been released yet?
A: Because it doesn't exist.

wait, that's not funny

Zeromaeus · 07-11-2010, 12:59 AM

Why hasn't Duke Nukem been kicking ass recently?
Too much bubble-gum.

DerricktheW · 07-11-2010, 03:05 AM

Why hasn't Duke Nukem been chewing bubble-gum recently?
Too much ass.

Dukesnuke · 07-11-2010, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by prophecy holder

q: If dnf was made by id, what would it be?
A: Released.

lol! LOL!!!

KONGFUGORILLA · 07-11-2010, 06:26 AM

Q why is it called Duke Nukem Forever?

A cause ur a jerk face

Q why didnt Duke Nukem cross the road

A because he got sued.

um i got nuthin..

ryche · 07-11-2010, 10:44 AM

What does DNF really stand for?

Done Nothing, Frankly.

Conan of Cooma · 07-11-2010, 08:38 PM

Q) Why is DNF taking so long to come out?

A) I don't know, I was asking an honest question.

cof_3pc · 07-11-2010, 09:08 PM

Q) What do you call a bunch of forum users browsing through the same threads daily, waiting for a game to come out that's 13 years overdue?

A) Suckers!

....oh wait.

nebiatsu · 07-12-2010, 02:04 PM

Q. When will DNF be released?

A. WID (When Its Done).

Hahahahahaha
Biggest joke of all time.

Angilion · 07-12-2010, 03:46 PM

The real reason the dinosaurs died out was that they spent too much time waiting for DNF to be released and eventually just gave up.

KO Gilligan · 07-14-2010, 08:33 AM

Knock, Knock

Who's There?

Duke

Duke Who?

Duke Nukem Forever !

For the thousandth ******* time, stop doing that, Jobi

SleazyCowboy · 07-14-2010, 08:41 AM

Damn, alien bastards are gonna pay for...wait they havnt shot down my ride in more than a decade..

PredatorFL · 07-14-2010, 12:52 PM

I will create DNF myself if you guys give me 100 million dollars

Xgthug · 07-14-2010, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KO Gilligan

Knock, Knock

Who's There?

Duke

Duke Who?

Duke Nukem Forever !

For the thousandth ******* time, stop doing that, Jobi

I lol'd.

Mine is more realistic, though...

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Duke
Duke who?
Exactly!

Da_Lurker · 07-14-2010, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xgthug

I lol'd.

Mine is more realistic, though...

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Duke
Duke who?
Exactly!

Quote:

Originally Posted by KO Gilligan

Knock, Knock

Who's There?

Duke

Duke Who?

Duke Nukem Forever !

For the thousandth ******* time, stop doing that, Jobi

I don't want to be a meanie but...I lol'd at both of them xD

BugsBunny · 07-14-2010, 06:39 PM

Q: Whats common between religious fanatics, ATI fanboys, Apple Fanboys, STEAM fanboys, console fanboys and Duketards ?

A: They all believe they/their product will rule the world one day !

And bad thing I am a duketard too

!

Golden Diva · 07-15-2010, 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BugsBunny

Q: Whats common between religious fanatics, ATI fanboys, Apple Fanboys, STEAM fanboys, console fanboys and Duketards ?

A: They all believe they/their product will rule the world one day !

And bad thing I am a duketard too

!

And a nVIDIA fanboy too it seems ...

PredatorFL · 07-15-2010, 10:53 AM

Boromir tells me there may be trolls, and a flame war

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeIjU1Zjx1I

wildwood · 07-15-2010, 12:42 PM

George enters the OCA (Obsessive Compulsive Anonymous)

George: Hi, my names George, I'm a game designer, and I have a problem.

Crowd: Hi, George!! It's gonna be OK, what's up?

George: We'll I have been trying to complete a major project for about 13 years, and I just cannot seem to get it finished. It keeps me up at night. It's getting a lot of people very upset with me. It's caused me to start quite a few bad habits. It's caused me to lose a lot of money, borrow a lot of money from others, that I don't think I can pay back, and strained quite a few relationships. It has just completely consumed me, and I just cannot seem to finish it. I feel like people think my project is just one gigantic joke or something.

Crowd: What is it, Buddy??

George: Spoiler:

Spoiler:

KO Gilligan · 07-16-2010, 01:27 PM

Have you ever heard about a cruise ship named Duke Nukem Forever?

Spoiler:

---------- Post added at 02:57 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:50 PM ----------

Did you know that there is a DVD with Duke Nukem Forever on it buried somewhere in a treasure chest in the middle of Texas?

Spoiler:

---------- Post added at 03:27 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:57 PM ----------

GOD:
King Broussard, I have an awesome project for you.
You will build the project, and it will be the most glorious in all the land, in all the world.

You will have 1,000 days to complete it entirely.
I shall provide you with all that you need:

1,000 Trumpets to proclaim the glorious project is coming.
1,000 Architects whom I will endow with great skills.
1,000 Slave Girls to attend to your personal needs.

King Broussard:

Spoiler:

Justyce · 07-16-2010, 01:55 PM

How many developers does it take to finish a video game?
-
Any number as long as the team does not include George Broussard.

Xgthug · 07-16-2010, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justyce

How many developers does it take to finish a video game?
-
Any number as long as the team does not include George Broussard.

This.

We have a winner.

BugsBunny · 07-16-2010, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justyce

How many developers does it take to finish a video game?
-
Any number as long as the team does not include George Broussard.

Winner indeed !

KO Gilligan · 07-16-2010, 06:35 PM

Edit:

Aw Never mind....

damn kids

rangeview · 07-21-2010, 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by prophecy holder

Q: If DNF was made by ID, what would it be?
A: Released.

Well im pretty sure we'd spend around 8-10 hours running around in the dark with a usless flashlight and wonder if there is more to the eye then 5000 shades of grey and brown

marioman360 · 07-21-2010, 07:27 AM

Alright, I got a real joke for you.
Spoiler:

KO Gilligan · 07-22-2010, 09:33 AM

The New Developers Dictionary defines "Duke Nukem Forever" as:

Spoiler:

07-10-2010, 09:05 AM	#1
Xgthug	The DNF Joke Thread 3DRealms claims to have heard it all.. But I bet they haven't heard this one. Q: Why is it called Duke Nukem Forever? ... Spoiler: A: Because... it takes FOREVER to come out!

07-10-2010, 11:56 AM	#3
WarThrash	Re: The DNF Joke Thread Alright I'll bite. If DNF were a wiener, it would need Viagra. If Duke Nukem and Master Chief were real persons. Duke would be an old War Veteran who is highly respected but isn't taken seriously anymore because the Senility causes him to make up stories, while Master Chief would be a registered sex offender because of all the little 12 year old kids that play with him, when they really shouldn't be around him. __________________ RAAWR! Last edited by WarThrash; 07-10-2010 at 12:01 PM.

07-10-2010, 12:27 PM	#4
cof_3pc	Re: The DNF Joke Thread old joke is old __________________ RAWR! I'm in the Duketard Guild, because I am a lvl 70 bad ass. "Eat shit and die!"

07-10-2010, 12:46 PM	#6
Rösti	Re: The DNF Joke Thread __________________ I've got a little secret that'll really make them cry. It’s a nasty kind of magic. From A Special kind of guy.

07-10-2010, 01:38 PM	#7
Scotty	Re: The DNF Joke Thread Why did the "Would you eat poop for DNF" thread get deleted? Because you can't have your cake and eat it, too.

07-10-2010, 04:17 PM	#9
ryche	Re: The DNF Joke Thread The whole game development is a joke. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO __________________ {<- machines have no conscience ->} {<- “Shoot him!” They say, Who will be the killer? Who will be the winner? ->}

07-10-2010, 07:59 PM	#11
prophecy holder	Re: The DNF Joke Thread Q: If DNF was made by ID, what would it be? A: Released. __________________ "Ever since I was a little boy, dressing up has always been...my greatest joy. But when It's time to be discreet, there is one thing you just can't beat and that's a strapless backless classical little black dress" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e4BCOrLmJ0

07-10-2010, 10:45 PM	#13
Acid	Re: The DNF Joke Thread Here's a lame one What did a constipated Duke Nukem say to DNF ? It's time to get this shit out already!

07-10-2010, 11:44 PM	#14
PukeBurger	Re: The DNF Joke Thread Q: Why hasn't DNF been released yet? A: Because it doesn't exist. wait, that's not funny

07-11-2010, 12:59 AM	#15
Zeromaeus	Re: The DNF Joke Thread Why hasn't Duke Nukem been kicking ass recently? Too much bubble-gum.

07-11-2010, 03:05 AM	#16
DerricktheW	Re: The DNF Joke Thread Why hasn't Duke Nukem been chewing bubble-gum recently? Too much ass.

07-11-2010, 06:26 AM	#18
KONGFUGORILLA	Re: The DNF Joke Thread Q why is it called Duke Nukem Forever? A cause ur a jerk face Q why didnt Duke Nukem cross the road A because he got sued. um i got nuthin..

07-11-2010, 10:44 AM	#19
ryche	Re: The DNF Joke Thread What does DNF really stand for? Done Nothing, Frankly. __________________ {<- machines have no conscience ->} {<- “Shoot him!” They say, Who will be the killer? Who will be the winner? ->}

07-11-2010, 08:38 PM	#20
Conan of Cooma	Re: The DNF Joke Thread Q) Why is DNF taking so long to come out? A) I don't know, I was asking an honest question.

07-11-2010, 09:08 PM	#21
cof_3pc	Re: The DNF Joke Thread Q) What do you call a bunch of forum users browsing through the same threads daily, waiting for a game to come out that's 13 years overdue? A) Suckers! ....oh wait. __________________ RAWR! I'm in the Duketard Guild, because I am a lvl 70 bad ass. "Eat shit and die!"

07-12-2010, 02:04 PM	#22
nebiatsu	Re: The DNF Joke Thread Q. When will DNF be released? A. WID (When Its Done). Hahahahahaha Biggest joke of all time.

07-12-2010, 03:46 PM	#23
Angilion	Re: The DNF Joke Thread The real reason the dinosaurs died out was that they spent too much time waiting for DNF to be released and eventually just gave up.

07-14-2010, 08:33 AM	#24
KO Gilligan	Re: The DNF Joke Thread Knock, Knock Who's There? Duke Duke Who? Duke Nukem Forever ! For the thousandth ******* time, stop doing that, Jobi

07-14-2010, 08:41 AM	#25
SleazyCowboy	Re: The DNF Joke Thread Damn, alien bastards are gonna pay for...wait they havnt shot down my ride in more than a decade..

07-14-2010, 12:52 PM	#26
PredatorFL	Re: The DNF Joke Thread I will create DNF myself if you guys give me 100 million dollars

07-14-2010, 06:39 PM	#29
BugsBunny	Re: The DNF Joke Thread Q: Whats common between religious fanatics, ATI fanboys, Apple Fanboys, STEAM fanboys, console fanboys and Duketards ? A: They all believe they/their product will rule the world one day ! And bad thing I am a duketard too !

07-15-2010, 10:53 AM	#31
PredatorFL	Re: The DNF Joke Thread Boromir tells me there may be trolls, and a flame war http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeIjU1Zjx1I

07-15-2010, 12:42 PM	#32
wildwood	Re: The DNF Joke Thread George enters the OCA (Obsessive Compulsive Anonymous) George: Hi, my names George, I'm a game designer, and I have a problem. Crowd: Hi, George!! It's gonna be OK, what's up? George: We'll I have been trying to complete a major project for about 13 years, and I just cannot seem to get it finished. It keeps me up at night. It's getting a lot of people very upset with me. It's caused me to start quite a few bad habits. It's caused me to lose a lot of money, borrow a lot of money from others, that I don't think I can pay back, and strained quite a few relationships. It has just completely consumed me, and I just cannot seem to finish it. I feel like people think my project is just one gigantic joke or something. Crowd: What is it, Buddy?? George: Spoiler: My poker book collection Spoiler: Last edited by wildwood; 07-15-2010 at 10:27 PM.

07-16-2010, 01:27 PM	#33
KO Gilligan	Re: The DNF Joke Thread Have you ever heard about a cruise ship named Duke Nukem Forever? Spoiler: It never leaves port, but you can watch them change the engine every couple years. ---------- Post added at 02:57 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:50 PM ---------- Did you know that there is a DVD with Duke Nukem Forever on it buried somewhere in a treasure chest in the middle of Texas? Spoiler: George thinks he's a pirate ---------- Post added at 03:27 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:57 PM ---------- GOD: King Broussard, I have an awesome project for you. You will build the project, and it will be the most glorious in all the land, in all the world. You will have 1,000 days to complete it entirely. I shall provide you with all that you need: 1,000 Trumpets to proclaim the glorious project is coming. 1,000 Architects whom I will endow with great skills. 1,000 Slave Girls to attend to your personal needs. King Broussard: Spoiler: Ummm, God... About the 1,000 days... Could we spread that out a bit? Last edited by KO Gilligan; 07-16-2010 at 01:29 PM.

07-16-2010, 01:55 PM	#34
Justyce	Re: The DNF Joke Thread How many developers does it take to finish a video game? - Any number as long as the team does not include George Broussard.

07-16-2010, 06:35 PM	#37
KO Gilligan	Re: The DNF Joke Thread Edit: Aw Never mind.... damn kids Last edited by KO Gilligan; 07-16-2010 at 07:16 PM.

07-21-2010, 07:27 AM	#39
marioman360	Re: The DNF Joke Thread Alright, I got a real joke for you. Spoiler: Duke Nukem Forever! __________________ Please forgive the stupid username.

07-22-2010, 09:33 AM	#40
KO Gilligan	Re: The DNF Joke Thread The New Developers Dictionary defines "Duke Nukem Forever" as: Spoiler: A program with code that goes on forever