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Old 02-20-2002, 04:12 PM   #41
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Re: Invent your own style of replay value
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Hmmm.. Basky shy about her age. Must be a girl thing. Besides, she must be under 17. If she can't get married legally. Ah FMJ, say it isn't true! I was rooting for you two kids to make it!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Ha ha ha ha...I'm betrothed to Sam Lake, so he's the only one for me...only he doesn't know it. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

BTW:
My birthdate is in my profile, goofus. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
May 29th, 1986 - 15 years of age today, and I've recently become a senior in highschool. If you would like anymore useless information about me...just ask and ye shall receive. [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
HUZZAH!
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Old 02-20-2002, 04:40 PM   #42
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Why would we want to recieve huzzah?
 
Old 02-20-2002, 07:14 PM   #43
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Yes, we two kids will make it. We plan on eloping while taking the MP box with us. [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 02-20-2002, 08:09 PM   #44
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This is a funny bit of delusion. FullMetalJacket is convinced that Baskinator and himself are a couple. Baskinator, who never mentions Mr. Jacket, has fantasies of marrying a fictional character, or the "actor" that plays the part. All we need to complete the cirle is Sam Lake to pledge his undying devotion for FullMetalJacket.

When that happens my head will explode, well, maybe not explode, but it might feel a bit odd that day.
 
Old 02-20-2002, 08:32 PM   #45
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All we need to complete the cirle is Sam Lake to pledge his undying devotion for FullMetalJacket..
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">No! I'm a jealous lover! No one else may love or be loved by Sam! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 02-20-2002, 09:00 PM   #46
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They're not together... [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 02-20-2002, 09:10 PM   #47
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Qender, I can make your head explode with the aid of my .45!!! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

And Co11, we ARE together...
/winks
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Old 02-20-2002, 09:25 PM   #48
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Damn, this is hilarious!

*puts arm around Co11*
Boys, boys, boys...there's enough of me for everyone. [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

You guys walked right into that one... [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 02-20-2002, 09:25 PM   #49
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FMJ....

I didn't know it was a pissing contest... If it was, I'd drink a heck of a lot more coolaid, mmmm coolaid...
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Old 02-20-2002, 09:26 PM   #50
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Yes, yes we did...Hey! She didn't put her arm around me!!!

/shoots Co11 dead
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Old 02-20-2002, 09:29 PM   #51
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It's spelled Kool-Aid, numnuts.
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Old 02-20-2002, 09:44 PM   #52
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It's spelled Kool-Aid, numnuts.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">shhh, you wanna get sued?
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Old 02-20-2002, 10:20 PM   #53
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It's spelled Kool-Aid, numnuts.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">numbnuts
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Old 02-20-2002, 10:42 PM   #54
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Whoa, Baskinator is Dana Scully Junior.

[edit] Quender - you deserve a medal for that post. Had to add it in [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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Old 02-20-2002, 10:55 PM   #55
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Qender, I can make your head explode with the aid of my .45!!! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Never say that to the business end of a Mossberg 590 with the ghostring sight.

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Boys, boys, boys...there's enough of me for everyone. [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">You make it sound so... Canabalistic. Scary really. too scary. More scary than a monkey with hand grenades. Which incidentially, was the coolest episode of "gilligan's island" ever.

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Quender - you deserve a medal for that post.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Ok, but only if there's chocolate inside. Or maybe just nearby.
 
Old 02-20-2002, 11:10 PM   #56
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oh my...
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Old 02-21-2002, 03:12 AM   #57
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You make it sound so... Canabalistic. Scary really. too scary. More scary than a monkey with hand grenades. Which incidentially, was the coolest episode of "gilligan's island" ever.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">There are a million things to say to this...but all that comes out is "One time, I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class...". [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

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numbnuts
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Thank you. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

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Whoa, Baskinator is Dana Scully Junior.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Wha?
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Old 02-21-2002, 03:32 AM   #58
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There are a million things to say to this...but all that comes out is "One time, I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class...". [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Look at the source HTML for my homepage: http://www.brandonsachs.com

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Whoa, Baskinator is Dana Scully Junior.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Wha?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Just so everyone knows. I am mulder. I don't want to be, but I am. I have proof too.

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Old 02-21-2002, 08:33 AM   #59
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Baskinator, I was born 10 days before you.
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Old 02-21-2002, 11:48 AM   #60
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Baskinator, I was born 10 days before you.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Way sweet. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

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Just so everyone knows. I am mulder. I don't want to be, but I am. I have proof too.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Do you have the badge? It means nothing without the badge.
I still think it would be funny to try and use one of those badges to try and get into the FBI hq...maybe that's just me.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">*nods* Well, I don't have any proof that you're Mulder, but I have proof that you're totally rad. Brak rules! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 02-21-2002, 01:19 PM   #61
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Just so everyone knows. I am mulder. I don't want to be, but I am. I have proof too.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Do you have the badge? It means nothing without the badge.
I still think it would be funny to try and use one of those badges to try and get into the FBI hq...maybe that's just me.
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Does a DEA badge count?:



If so then, no, I don't have that badge either. Allow me to explain.

A number of years ago my parents submitted an idea for a tv (a treatment) show to several groups. One of them was fox. The idea was about someone who was looking for his sister, who was kidnapped by aliens. This guy did it with the help of his two best friends. Who were FBI agents. It goes on like that.

So a short while later fox goes and makes the X-Files. Here's the scary part. Mulder's parents names? William and Margaret. My parent's (who sumitted the treatment) names? William and Margaret. Whoever stole the idea "gave credit" to mulder's creation, in doing so. Made it an incorrect portrayal of me. And does not bode well for my sister either.
 
Old 02-21-2002, 02:27 PM   #62
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Qender, do you know a Smoking Man?

Oh, and what's Cal-arts?
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Old 02-21-2002, 09:09 PM   #63
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I know a lot of people who smoke, but I don't think they count... Calarts is short for California Institute of the Arts. It's the college I'm going to in the Film/Video program. The website is at Http://www.calarts.com (or edu, they both seem to work).
 
Old 02-21-2002, 09:29 PM   #64
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[quote]Originally posted by Qender:
[qb]
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[qb]Qender, I can make your head explode with the aid of my .45!!! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] Originally posted by Qender: Never say that to the business end of a Mossberg 590 with the ghostring sight.[qb]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Actually, that's the shotgun from Max Payne. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
But seriously, I don't care if you pull an M60 on me, it doesn't matter because I'd blast you between the eyes before you even pulled that damn shotgun out.

[ 02-21-2002, 09:30 PM: Message edited by: FullMetalJacket ]
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Old 02-21-2002, 10:10 PM   #65
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Qender, Calarts looks like it freaking rocks..
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Old 02-21-2002, 10:14 PM   #66
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FMJ - do you realize how ridiculous you sound? Or are you just another one of those blissfully oblivious weapon fanboys.
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Old 02-22-2002, 02:12 AM   #67
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*shakes head*
Come on, kids, lets not end on a sour note. Everyone have a cookie, and be happy. Don't cookies make people happy? I could have my mom make them in the shape of little Max Paynes. Mmmmm...delicious gingerbread Payne. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

*squints bloodshot eyes* Ok...stop posting...too tired....must sleep.
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Old 02-22-2002, 02:19 AM   #68
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*shakes head*
Come on, kids, lets not end on a sour note. Everyone have a cookie, and be happy. Don't cookies make people happy? I could have my mom make them in the shape of little Max Paynes. Mmmmm...delicious gingerbread Payne. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

*squints bloodshot eyes* Ok...stop posting...too tired....must sleep.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I think FMJ shot my cookie. Right between the eyes. Which is probably good because I don't want to eat anything with eyes. Especially not a potato, I like them before they grow into other potatos.

[i]*attempts to squint, failes* Ok, Evacuate consiousness now.
 
Old 02-22-2002, 02:27 AM   #69
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[/QB]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">How long ago was this Joe?

btw the box is all mangled where it says "ripped apart in a New York minute" [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

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Old 02-22-2002, 05:28 AM   #70
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Baskinator, I was born 10 days before you.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Way sweet. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Don't get sarcastic on me! [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 02-22-2002, 03:10 PM   #71
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ROTF, sawn_off. [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

And yes, I would shoot your cookie, with my 1911 in .40 caliber with an STI frame and the good old 13+1 double-stacked magazine.
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Old 02-22-2002, 03:40 PM   #72
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shaded: my bet is he doesn't realize that [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 02-22-2002, 07:26 PM   #73
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Don't get sarcastic on me!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">[img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] Heh heh, I wasn't. I just talk like one of the teenage mutant ninja turtles...

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Yeah, sure. Basky needs to learn her posts get the most replies since the Max Payne 2 weapons thread.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">They didn't used to...Now I just wish they didn't turn into fights. [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 02-22-2002, 09:54 PM   #74
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Uh, isn't a 1911 in .40 cal known as a Colt Delta 10mm?
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Old 02-22-2002, 11:30 PM   #75
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Old 02-23-2002, 12:05 AM   #76
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my mommy says i cant say the f word [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 02-23-2002, 12:53 AM   #77
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this won't get many replies
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Yeah, sure. Basky needs to learn her posts get the most replies since the Max Payne 2 weapons thread.
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Old 02-23-2002, 04:23 AM   #78
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Man, and I thought I was a Payne fanatic...
worry not, I will post some weird too, mwehehehehehehee...
 
Old 02-23-2002, 09:08 AM   #79
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Nah dude, a Colt Delta Elite is a 1911 in 10mm. 10mm and .40 caliber are not the same...that's like comparing a 9mm with a .38.

And the Colt Delta Elite is just a standard, widely manufactured model. My dad and I make our own guns and refit them to be chambered for whatever the hell round we want.
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Old 02-23-2002, 10:00 PM   #80
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a Wu-Tang clan member once had a web page on how to make a gun out of a magazine... [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img] of course it can only get one shot off... but still....
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