Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) - Page 3

Ras · 03-18-2006, 10:26 PM

I got rid of it. It was too much.

"I should have known those alien bastards would blow up the Ricky Martin concert! Now my tickets are worthless!"

Commando Nukem · 03-18-2006, 11:44 PM

"I wish I was as cool as John Travolta...."

The Dukenator · 03-21-2006, 03:24 AM

"Mommy."

"We were singin'
bye bye Miss American Pie.
Drove my chevy to the levee
but the levee was dry.
Them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye
singin' This'll be the day that I die.
This'll be the day that I die."

"I'm afraid of the dark."

"Give me one Bourbon, one Scotch, one beer..."

"Who the hell let Ted Turner out?"

Rider · 03-23-2006, 11:41 AM

"Hey Diddly-diddly"

Never, ever!

Commando Nukem · 03-23-2006, 12:08 PM

"DAmn.... Im not lookin so good."

"Who the golly gee is responsible for all this littering.... jinkies."

gt1750 · 03-23-2006, 01:43 PM

"Hey Im Duke Nukem n I came ta kizzick all of yo alien asses!"
"Hands off mah Humma, alien scizzum!"
"Dizzay! Im perpetratin' good!"

Micki! · 03-23-2006, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gt1750

"Hey Im Duke Nukem n I came ta kizzick all of yo alien asses!"
"Hands off mah Humma, alien scizzum!"
"Dizzay! Im perpetratin' good!"

Haha, sounds like something coming straight from Gizoogle.com

gt1750 · 03-23-2006, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Micki!

Haha, sounds like something coming straight from Gizoogle.com

Yep. I might try translating everything he saind in the game.

Commando Nukem · 03-23-2006, 05:27 PM

"I think im gonna shut up now."

"Who wants some gum?"

"I'm just gonna take my time kicking butt... getting a little...old."

"DAMN im taking FOREVER!"

DavoX · 03-23-2006, 09:12 PM

Sounds more like arnold schwarzenegger playing duke

gt1750 · 03-24-2006, 09:10 AM

This one is neat: "Ill rip yo heezee off n shiznit down yo nizzle!"

Micki! · 03-26-2006, 04:10 AM

"Your Fazzle, your azzle, what's da diffizzle..?!"

Jaapio · 03-27-2006, 01:36 PM

It time to... love and hug love and huge

.
After hitting toe on side walk: Mommy that hurts.

Freya · 03-27-2006, 01:55 PM

Time to get serious: One thing Duke Nukem would NEVER say :

"I hate faggots!"

There is a thin white line there. You figg it out.

Ras · 03-31-2006, 05:37 PM

"It's time to drink Geritol and put on my Depends. And I'm all out of Geritol."

Jaapio · 04-01-2006, 01:49 AM

"Robot p0rn", hmm sounds like my kind of party.
Nobody steps on our dicks and lives.
Its time to chew ass and kick bubblegum.

trackit · 04-01-2006, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oak man

"Oh gee I belive it must be time to kick some ass!Oh but wait...I'm totaly out of gum!"

Oh gee I belive it must be time to rip some ass! Oh but wait...I'm totally out of rubber!

04-02-2006, 01:34 AM

Sucky Sucky only 5 dolla

The Dukenator · 04-02-2006, 02:10 AM

"I'd hit it!"

"Yeah, right, like YOU have anything better to do!" - Swiped from Wolf ET

Micki! · 04-03-2006, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trackit

Oh gee I belive it must be time to dip some ass! Oh but wait...I'm totally out of rubber!

^^
Changed rip to dip...

BloodShed · 04-07-2006, 04:13 AM

"Swim, swim, hungry. Stupid fish" (lo wang)
basicly anything Lo wang says ^_^

"That was left handed" (C&C - GDI commando)

(Sam 'Serious' Stone)
"Give a man a bullet, and he'll want the gun. Give him the gun and he'll be giving away the bullets."

"I LOVe pulling switches... Not!"

"This game is full of bugs."

"Those rocks can shake, but I wont quake."

"Who leaves these weapons scattered around?"

"Dude... You've been hanging here, like, forever!" (guess who Sam is referring to ^_-)

"Wohoo! They made the guns even bigger since the last game!"

Jaapio · 04-07-2006, 06:13 AM

"Im gonna rip down your nek and shit off your head"

tpz · 04-07-2006, 11:08 AM

"You'll be the first modern-day pirate, Jerry!"

Micki! · 04-10-2006, 07:32 AM

"I WILL pull out dat fly, and smack dat monkey"...

NoLifeKing · 04-11-2006, 02:08 PM

"Got milk?"

"I'm so beautiful, sometimes I scare myself."

"This world is made of LOVE & PEACE!"

"D'oh!"

DavoX · 04-11-2006, 06:47 PM

I guess duke already said "Doh"

The Dukenator · 04-13-2006, 10:33 PM

"Man! I feel like a woman!"

"Are you telling me, you built a time machine out of a toilet?"

"You're tuned to: Nights with Duke Nukem on 94.1 FM The Rock. I'll play what you want to hear and kick ass."

DavoX · 04-13-2006, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Dukenator

"Man! I feel like a woman!"

"Are you telling me, you built a time machine out of a toilet?"

"You're tuned to: Nights with Duke Nukem on 94.1 FM The Rock. I'll play what you want to hear and kick ass."

He already played as a radio man in duke3d i think

Fernito · 04-13-2006, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duke Nukem

"Man!! Fernito rules..."

hahaha...!

The Commander · 04-14-2006, 03:55 AM

Duke kills all aliens in duke3d without saying a word - Gordan Freeman

What a boring game Duke would be if that was the case...

04-15-2006, 06:16 PM

he would never say " o jesus christ " like mr. slave lol.

Jezza · 04-17-2006, 01:39 AM

Hmmm. I'm getting tired of kicking ass tonight. I think I'll just grab a beer and go get a lap-dance from a GPCS at that club over there..

oak man · 04-19-2006, 11:02 AM

"Damn...I hate activities...."

gt1750 · 04-19-2006, 11:45 AM

"That ass in Jezza's avatar is too sexay for me. I prefer hairy 'n fat ones!"

jimbob · 04-19-2006, 12:51 PM

"BOOOOoorn To Be.... damn, forgot the rest"

Ras · 04-19-2006, 01:40 PM

"Alright, you dad-blasted onion-giver! Give me back my teeth!"

Micki! · 04-19-2006, 03:38 PM

"I'm horny... I need sex with a GSPCS in a hurry"

04-19-2006, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enforcer22

What do you think Duke would never say? List one liners or quotes (They can be from a movie, show, book, or even your own.) that he in fact would probably never speak in the games.

By the way if you list a one-liner/quote from a movie, book, or show be sure to tell us what movie/show/book the one-liner/quote is from.

one is " do these jeans make my ass look big "

Jezza · 04-21-2006, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Micki!

"I'm horny... I need sex with a GSPCS in a hurry"

Did I miss something? what's the first "S" for in GSPCS?

Mind you, there HAS to be some reference to GPCS' in DNF, just a small one, so only us few '1337' fans ever know what they mean, lol.

crazyman · 05-02-2006, 06:14 PM

(upon seeing Cycloid Emperor)"Umm...couldn't we still just sit down and talk this whole thing over?"

"YMCA..."

04-02-2006, 01:34 AM	#98
Michelangelo Guest	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) Sucky Sucky only 5 dolla

04-15-2006, 06:16 PM	#111
the longest death Guest	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) he would never say " o jesus christ " like mr. slave lol.

03-18-2006, 10:26 PM	#81
Ras	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) I got rid of it. It was too much. "I should have known those alien bastards would blow up the Ricky Martin concert! Now my tickets are worthless!"

03-18-2006, 11:44 PM	#82
Commando Nukem	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "I wish I was as cool as John Travolta...." __________________ Open Maw Productions

03-21-2006, 03:24 AM	#83
The Dukenator	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Mommy." "We were singin' bye bye Miss American Pie. Drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was dry. Them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye singin' This'll be the day that I die. This'll be the day that I die." "I'm afraid of the dark." "Give me one Bourbon, one Scotch, one beer..." "Who the hell let Ted Turner out?" __________________ Thank you sir. May I have DNF? - KaiserSoze - Look in profile to get joke. These are English forums; anything the moderators can't read is eligible for deletion. - TerminX OMG, Duke killed Kenny! You bastard! - wayskobfssae

03-23-2006, 11:41 AM	#84
Rider	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Hey Diddly-diddly" Never, ever! __________________ Duke4.net - Duke's OTHER home. HeadbangersFM - The station that keeps your head banging! ------------- She's pretty, not "damn-she's-making-my-noodle-dance-samba"-pretty, but still very pretty... - Micki!

03-23-2006, 12:08 PM	#85
Commando Nukem	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "DAmn.... Im not lookin so good." "Who the golly gee is responsible for all this littering.... jinkies." __________________ Open Maw Productions

03-23-2006, 01:43 PM	#86
gt1750	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Hey Im Duke Nukem n I came ta kizzick all of yo alien asses!" "Hands off mah Humma, alien scizzum!" "Dizzay! Im perpetratin' good!" __________________ [\\\]=>My automotive art & design gallery on DeviantArt<=[///] "There's no Photoshop filter for talent!" - HotShoe, S&D "One day when I get rich and win the lottery I'll buy the rights to DNF and finish it myself." - Yatta

03-23-2006, 05:27 PM	#89
Commando Nukem	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "I think im gonna shut up now." "Who wants some gum?" "I'm just gonna take my time kicking butt... getting a little...old." "DAMN im taking FOREVER!" __________________ Open Maw Productions

03-23-2006, 09:12 PM	#90
DavoX	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) Sounds more like arnold schwarzenegger playing duke __________________ My Facebook Page for Game Design, Check it out! My Youtube Channel, With mapster32 tutorials!

03-24-2006, 09:10 AM	#91
gt1750	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) This one is neat: "Ill rip yo heezee off n shiznit down yo nizzle!" __________________ [\\\]=>My automotive art & design gallery on DeviantArt<=[///] "There's no Photoshop filter for talent!" - HotShoe, S&D "One day when I get rich and win the lottery I'll buy the rights to DNF and finish it myself." - Yatta

03-26-2006, 04:10 AM	#92
Micki!	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Your Fazzle, your azzle, what's da diffizzle..?!" __________________ A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'

03-27-2006, 01:36 PM	#93
Jaapio	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) It time to... love and hug love and huge . After hitting toe on side walk: Mommy that hurts. __________________ ...

03-27-2006, 01:55 PM	#94
Freya	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) Time to get serious: One thing Duke Nukem would NEVER say : "I hate faggots!" There is a thin white line there. You figg it out.

03-31-2006, 05:37 PM	#95
Ras	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "It's time to drink Geritol and put on my Depends. And I'm all out of Geritol."

04-01-2006, 01:49 AM	#96
Jaapio	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Robot p0rn", hmm sounds like my kind of party. Nobody steps on our dicks and lives. Its time to chew ass and kick bubblegum. __________________ ...

04-02-2006, 02:10 AM	#99
The Dukenator	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "I'd hit it!" "Yeah, right, like YOU have anything better to do!" - Swiped from Wolf ET __________________ Thank you sir. May I have DNF? - KaiserSoze - Look in profile to get joke. These are English forums; anything the moderators can't read is eligible for deletion. - TerminX OMG, Duke killed Kenny! You bastard! - wayskobfssae Last edited by The Dukenator; 04-02-2006 at 02:21 AM.

04-07-2006, 04:13 AM	#101
BloodShed	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Swim, swim, hungry. Stupid fish" (lo wang) basicly anything Lo wang says ^_^ "That was left handed" (C&C - GDI commando) (Sam 'Serious' Stone) "Give a man a bullet, and he'll want the gun. Give him the gun and he'll be giving away the bullets." "I LOVe pulling switches... Not!" "This game is full of bugs." "Those rocks can shake, but I wont quake." "Who leaves these weapons scattered around?" "Dude... You've been hanging here, like, forever!" (guess who Sam is referring to ^_-) "Wohoo! They made the guns even bigger since the last game!" __________________ It's my way or..........HELL it's my way! --------------------- Steam Profile Last.fm profile

04-07-2006, 06:13 AM	#102
Jaapio	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Im gonna rip down your nek and shit off your head" __________________ ...

04-07-2006, 11:08 AM	#103
tpz	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "You'll be the first modern-day pirate, Jerry!"

04-10-2006, 07:32 AM	#104
Micki!	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "I WILL pull out dat fly, and smack dat monkey"... __________________ A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'

04-11-2006, 02:08 PM	#105
NoLifeKing	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Got milk?" "I'm so beautiful, sometimes I scare myself." "This world is made of LOVE & PEACE!" "D'oh!" __________________ Life is like Pacman. You either die of greed or stupidity. Last edited by NoLifeKing; 04-11-2006 at 03:51 PM.

04-11-2006, 06:47 PM	#106
DavoX	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) I guess duke already said "Doh" __________________ My Facebook Page for Game Design, Check it out! My Youtube Channel, With mapster32 tutorials!

04-13-2006, 10:33 PM	#107
The Dukenator	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Man! I feel like a woman!" "Are you telling me, you built a time machine out of a toilet?" "You're tuned to: Nights with Duke Nukem on 94.1 FM The Rock. I'll play what you want to hear and kick ass." __________________ Thank you sir. May I have DNF? - KaiserSoze - Look in profile to get joke. These are English forums; anything the moderators can't read is eligible for deletion. - TerminX OMG, Duke killed Kenny! You bastard! - wayskobfssae

04-14-2006, 03:55 AM	#110
The Commander	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) Duke kills all aliens in duke3d without saying a word - Gordan Freeman What a boring game Duke would be if that was the case... __________________ I Know Everything There Is To Know About Anything. Duke Nukem Red Alert SVN Ask Me Anything!

04-17-2006, 01:39 AM	#112
Jezza	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) Hmmm. I'm getting tired of kicking ass tonight. I think I'll just grab a beer and go get a lap-dance from a GPCS at that club over there.. __________________ God gave man imagination to compensate him for what he is not; and a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

04-19-2006, 11:02 AM	#113
oak man	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Damn...I hate activities...." __________________ "I hereby nominate 'DUDE!! Huge bag of cheetos!' for 'Best Topic Title of the Year, 2006.'"-ZzTX "I vote oak man for supreme leader of the 3DR boards."-Tang Lung >>My flickr page<<

04-19-2006, 11:45 AM	#114
gt1750	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "That ass in Jezza's avatar is too sexay for me. I prefer hairy 'n fat ones!" __________________ [\\\]=>My automotive art & design gallery on DeviantArt<=[///] "There's no Photoshop filter for talent!" - HotShoe, S&D "One day when I get rich and win the lottery I'll buy the rights to DNF and finish it myself." - Yatta

04-19-2006, 12:51 PM	#115
jimbob	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "BOOOOoorn To Be.... damn, forgot the rest" __________________ "Check out the polygons on jimbob's girlfriend!" killerbyte "Jimbob, you're a god-damned genius" rollingbrass "You are a god among men" Water12356

04-19-2006, 01:40 PM	#116
Ras	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Alright, you dad-blasted onion-giver! Give me back my teeth!"

04-19-2006, 03:38 PM	#117
Micki!	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "I'm horny... I need sex with a GSPCS in a hurry" __________________ A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'

05-02-2006, 06:14 PM	#120
crazyman	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) (upon seeing Cycloid Emperor)"Umm...couldn't we still just sit down and talk this whole thing over?" "YMCA..." __________________ "No one can guarentee victory, only deserve it." Last edited by crazyman; 05-03-2006 at 02:31 PM.