Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor)

Enforcer22 · 02-27-2006, 07:43 PM

What do you think Duke would never say? List one liners or quotes (They can be from a movie, show, book, or even your own.) that he in fact would probably never speak in the games.

By the way if you list a one-liner/quote from a movie, book, or show be sure to tell us what movie/show/book the one-liner/quote is from.

ZuljinRaynor · 02-27-2006, 07:55 PM

"Holy smokes, Batman!"
"Alohamora" XD

You can guess them both.

Ras · 02-27-2006, 08:29 PM

"Does this shirt clash with my RPG?"

"General Graves, I wish I knew how to quit you."

ZuljinRaynor · 02-27-2006, 08:53 PM

"Now I'm radioactive, that can't be good." Doom Comic

You know what, anything from the Doom Comic is something Duke would not say.

DavoX · 02-27-2006, 10:12 PM

"You are huge! that means you have huge guts!, rip and tear!!!"

From the doom comic, hell that was one hilarious read

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Steve · 02-28-2006, 02:44 AM

"Does this shotgun make me look fat?"

jimbob · 02-28-2006, 04:37 AM

"hey, look at this nice piece of gum i just found on the sidewalk"

Steve · 02-28-2006, 04:45 AM

"Work it, girlfriend!"

Enforcer22 · 02-28-2006, 05:51 AM

Here's mine: (Its sort of lame but he'd probably never say it.)

Duke

to Random babe.) [Insert Babe name here], will you marry me?

02-28-2006, 07:01 AM

here's a classic:

Hey Baby, I got a 12 inch gun here and I'm not afraid to use it.... MY PISTOL that is!!!!

Micki! · 02-28-2006, 08:00 AM

Anything that could be misunderstood in a Gay way...

Ras · 02-28-2006, 12:37 PM

"Can't we all just get along?"

"Hurry up and die! I'm missing Ellen!"

Dr. Kill · 02-28-2006, 03:11 PM

"Please don't hurt me, Mr. Alien (wets self)"

SLV Taxi · 02-28-2006, 03:47 PM

This is not worth it.
I give up.
Forget the babe.
I'll spare this alien.

Berntsen · 02-28-2006, 04:02 PM

Actually, there is one thing from the Doom comic Duke would say...

Micki! · 02-28-2006, 04:20 PM

Oh, you mean:
"At this particular moment in time i don't believe i have more deeply, felt respect for any object in the universe than this here shotgun..."

<table><tr><th><font size="-1">Spoiler below:</font></th></tr><tr><td class="spoiler"> J/K, of course i know you meant "Groovy" </td></tr></table>

Phayzon · 02-28-2006, 04:31 PM

"Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister!"
"Holy Christwagons!"
"Frosted Christcakes!"

All from Retarded Animal Babies

"Uh oh...."
"ZOMG WTF IT ARE TEH SUX0RZZ!!!!111oneone!!1one!"

oak man · 02-28-2006, 04:33 PM

"Oh gee I belive it must be time to kick some ass!Oh but wait...I'm totaly out of gum!"

Micki! · 02-28-2006, 04:45 PM

"Tea time" (british accent)
"Hmm, i think i forgot to turn off the refridgerator at home"

oak man · 02-28-2006, 05:17 PM

"Holy moly thats quite a mess I made, I gotto clean it up, heh heh"

ShadeEX · 03-01-2006, 02:09 AM

anything from teletubbies...

imagine how horid it would be...

Duke shots an alien and says
"Tinkywinky"

Micki! · 03-01-2006, 04:04 AM

Quote:

ShadeEX said:
anything from teletubbies...

imagine how horid it would be...

Duke shots an alien and says
"Tinkywinky"

"Again, again..!"

The Green Herring · 03-01-2006, 04:29 AM

"Asskicking actually kinda sucks."
"Why, letting the aliens ransack that shopping mall and kill everybody would be a smashing idea."

For the fans of bad video game movies out there:

"I'm going to kick that son of a bitch Battlelord's ass so hard, that the next Battlelord wannabe is gonna feel it!" *heavy Belgian accent*

For the source if you don't know:
<table><tr><th><font size="-1">Spoiler below:</font></th></tr><tr><td class="spoiler">"Guile", Street Fighter: The Movie</td></tr></table>

ShadeEX · 03-01-2006, 04:55 AM

Quote:

Micki! said:

Quote:

ShadeEX said:
anything from teletubbies...

imagine how horid it would be...

Duke shots an alien and says
"Tinkywinky"

"Again, again..!"

i know they say that too but... i was thinking about the theme song you know where the anouncer said their name and they repeat...
"tinkywinky.... tinkywinky.... Lala... Lala.. Dipsie.. dipsie..
Poe... poe... teletubbies... "and so on...

EDIT:
Plus i think Tinkywinky sounds very stupid..

jimbob · 03-01-2006, 08:48 AM

"it's time to sob and eat prozac"

Micki! · 03-01-2006, 08:57 AM

^^Haha..!

"Gee, i think i broke a nail..!"

"My gun looks dirty, perhaps i should go clean it"

"i think there's sand in my undies"

"I love pigs"

"damn i'm lucky" (instead of good)

DHDF · 03-01-2006, 09:58 AM

My name is Duke Nukem, and I'm coming when i'm done

Denz · 03-01-2006, 12:49 PM

<table><tr><th><font size="-1">Spoiler below:</font></th></tr><tr><td class="spoiler"> "Spank me". </td></tr></table>

Ras · 03-01-2006, 12:53 PM

Quote:

"it's time to sob and eat prozac"

Best one yet!

Micki! · 03-01-2006, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Denz said:
<table><tr><th><font size="-1">Spoiler below:</font></th></tr><tr><td class="spoiler"> "Spank me". </td></tr></table>

That reminds me of this..!

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http://www.duke4.net/images/fanart/micki/2.png

Singularity · 03-01-2006, 11:13 PM

" Hit me baby one more time "

" Oops, I did it again "

Micki! · 03-02-2006, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Singularity said:
" Oops, I did it again "

He actually said that in DN:MP..!

Singularity · 03-02-2006, 04:34 AM

Really? I gotta play it through again then...

Micki! · 03-02-2006, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Singularity said:
Really? I gotta play it through again then...

Yeah, it happens sometimes when you kill those female mechanoids..!

Iggy · 03-02-2006, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Micki! said:

Quote:

Denz said:
<table><tr><th><font size="-1">Spoiler below:</font></th></tr><tr><td class="spoiler"> "Spank me". </td></tr></table>

That reminds me of this..!

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http://www.duke4.net/images/fanart/micki/2.png

Micki, do you realize that this is ***** hilarious?

Micki! · 03-02-2006, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Iggy said:

Quote:

Micki! said:

Quote:

Denz said:
<table><tr><th><font size="-1">Spoiler below:</font></th></tr><tr><td class="spoiler"> "Spank me". </td></tr></table>

That reminds me of this..!

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http://www.duke4.net/images/fanart/micki/2.png

Micki, do you realize that this is ***** hilarious?

That's what i intended it to be..!

Glad people actually like it...

But i liked the style of my "Diving Duke", and "What if... PT2" comic better...

Dr. Kill · 03-02-2006, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Phayzon said:
"Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister!"

LOL!!!

ZuljinRaynor · 03-02-2006, 05:21 PM

"Dynamite!"
"You're stupid! And you're gonna be stupid and dead!"

Randomness from the Doom Comic.

DHDF · 03-02-2006, 06:35 PM

"o my g*d! they killed the babes!"

Ras · 03-02-2006, 08:01 PM

"Put your clothes back on! I'm not that kind of guy!" <-- to rescued babe

02-28-2006, 07:01 AM	#10
Piano Man Guest	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) here's a classic: Hey Baby, I got a 12 inch gun here and I'm not afraid to use it.... MY PISTOL that is!!!!

02-27-2006, 07:43 PM	#1
Enforcer22	Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) What do you think Duke would never say? List one liners or quotes (They can be from a movie, show, book, or even your own.) that he in fact would probably never speak in the games. By the way if you list a one-liner/quote from a movie, book, or show be sure to tell us what movie/show/book the one-liner/quote is from. __________________ "Mmm that's one Doomed Space Marine," Duke-E1-L3. "Get back to work you slacker!" Duke-E4-L3. IMO: The Original DN3D/Atomic is the Best.Game.Ever

02-27-2006, 07:55 PM	#2
ZuljinRaynor	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Holy smokes, Batman!" "Alohamora" XD You can guess them both. __________________ My vision is augmented.

02-27-2006, 08:29 PM	#3
Ras	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Does this shirt clash with my RPG?" "General Graves, I wish I knew how to quit you."

02-27-2006, 08:53 PM	#4
ZuljinRaynor	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Now I'm radioactive, that can't be good." Doom Comic You know what, anything from the Doom Comic is something Duke would not say. __________________ My vision is augmented.

02-27-2006, 10:12 PM	#5
DavoX	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "You are huge! that means you have huge guts!, rip and tear!!!" From the doom comic, hell that was one hilarious read . __________________ My Facebook Page for Game Design, Check it out! My Youtube Channel, With mapster32 tutorials!

02-28-2006, 02:44 AM	#6
Steve	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Does this shotgun make me look fat?"

02-28-2006, 04:37 AM	#7
jimbob	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "hey, look at this nice piece of gum i just found on the sidewalk" __________________ "Check out the polygons on jimbob's girlfriend!" killerbyte "Jimbob, you're a god-damned genius" rollingbrass "You are a god among men" Water12356

02-28-2006, 04:45 AM	#8
Steve	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Work it, girlfriend!"

02-28-2006, 05:51 AM	#9
Enforcer22	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) Here's mine: (Its sort of lame but he'd probably never say it.) Duketo Random babe.) [Insert Babe name here], will you marry me? __________________ "Mmm that's one Doomed Space Marine," Duke-E1-L3. "Get back to work you slacker!" Duke-E4-L3. IMO: The Original DN3D/Atomic is the Best.Game.Ever

02-28-2006, 08:00 AM	#11
Micki!	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) Anything that could be misunderstood in a Gay way... __________________ A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'

02-28-2006, 12:37 PM	#12
Ras	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Can't we all just get along?" "Hurry up and die! I'm missing Ellen!"

02-28-2006, 03:11 PM	#13
Dr. Kill	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Please don't hurt me, Mr. Alien (wets self)"

02-28-2006, 03:47 PM	#14
SLV Taxi	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) This is not worth it. I give up. Forget the babe. I'll spare this alien.

02-28-2006, 04:02 PM	#15
Berntsen	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) Actually, there is one thing from the Doom comic Duke would say...

02-28-2006, 04:20 PM	#16
Micki!	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) Oh, you mean: "At this particular moment in time i don't believe i have more deeply, felt respect for any object in the universe than this here shotgun..." <table><tr><th><font size="-1">Spoiler below:</font></th></tr><tr><td class="spoiler"> J/K, of course i know you meant "Groovy" </td></tr></table> __________________ A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'

02-28-2006, 04:31 PM	#17
Phayzon	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister!" "Holy Christwagons!" "Frosted Christcakes!" All from Retarded Animal Babies "Uh oh...." "ZOMG WTF IT ARE TEH SUX0RZZ!!!!111oneone!!1one!" __________________ I made the first post on the VB! "So I guess the news here is that not only is Australia the last to get anything new in regard to videogames, they're also the first to get them taken away." - LeadBullet "We're part-time internet superheros." - Hudson

02-28-2006, 04:33 PM	#18
oak man	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Oh gee I belive it must be time to kick some ass!Oh but wait...I'm totaly out of gum!" __________________ "I hereby nominate 'DUDE!! Huge bag of cheetos!' for 'Best Topic Title of the Year, 2006.'"-ZzTX "I vote oak man for supreme leader of the 3DR boards."-Tang Lung >>My flickr page<<

02-28-2006, 04:45 PM	#19
Micki!	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Tea time" (british accent) "Hmm, i think i forgot to turn off the refridgerator at home" __________________ A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'

02-28-2006, 05:17 PM	#20
oak man	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Holy moly thats quite a mess I made, I gotto clean it up, heh heh" __________________ "I hereby nominate 'DUDE!! Huge bag of cheetos!' for 'Best Topic Title of the Year, 2006.'"-ZzTX "I vote oak man for supreme leader of the 3DR boards."-Tang Lung >>My flickr page<<

03-01-2006, 02:09 AM	#21
ShadeEX	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) anything from teletubbies... imagine how horid it would be... Duke shots an alien and says "Tinkywinky" __________________ Quote: "In an infinite universe where reality is interpreted through our continuously fluxuating perception, providing absolute definitive proof of anything becomes a little more than speculation based on random data." My Youtube Page-My Website(Not updated yet)-My Other Blog

03-01-2006, 04:29 AM	#23
The Green Herring	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Asskicking actually kinda sucks." "Why, letting the aliens ransack that shopping mall and kill everybody would be a smashing idea." For the fans of bad video game movies out there: "I'm going to kick that son of a bitch Battlelord's ass so hard, that the next Battlelord wannabe is gonna feel it!" *heavy Belgian accent* For the source if you don't know: <table><tr><th><font size="-1">Spoiler below:</font></th></tr><tr><td class="spoiler">"Guile", Street Fighter: The Movie</td></tr></table> __________________ - The Green Herring can dodge a train in a subway tunnel. "[...] when Shao Kahn has to break the news to his father that Raiden is still alive by, as remorsefully as possible, somersaulting down the stairs at incredible speeds."

03-01-2006, 08:48 AM	#25
jimbob	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "it's time to sob and eat prozac" __________________ "Check out the polygons on jimbob's girlfriend!" killerbyte "Jimbob, you're a god-damned genius" rollingbrass "You are a god among men" Water12356

03-01-2006, 08:57 AM	#26
Micki!	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) ^^Haha..! "Gee, i think i broke a nail..!" "My gun looks dirty, perhaps i should go clean it" "i think there's sand in my undies" "I love pigs" "damn i'm lucky" (instead of good) __________________ A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'

03-01-2006, 09:58 AM	#27
DHDF	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) My name is Duke Nukem, and I'm coming when i'm done __________________ More than a decade of kickin' arse...d*mn he's good!

03-01-2006, 12:49 PM	#28
Denz	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) <table><tr><th><font size="-1">Spoiler below:</font></th></tr><tr><td class="spoiler"> "Spank me". </td></tr></table> __________________ *crunchy superman said:* 10 years and two complete restarts - that's either one very effective filter, or a whole lotta shit. :D

03-01-2006, 11:13 PM	#31
Singularity	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) " Hit me baby one more time " " Oops, I did it again " __________________ An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind. -Mahatma Gandhi As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world - that is the myth of the atomic age - as in being able to remake ourselves. -Mahatma Gandhi

03-02-2006, 04:34 AM	#33
Singularity	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) Really? I gotta play it through again then... __________________ An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind. -Mahatma Gandhi As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world - that is the myth of the atomic age - as in being able to remake ourselves. -Mahatma Gandhi

03-02-2006, 05:21 PM	#38
ZuljinRaynor	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Dynamite!" "You're stupid! And you're gonna be stupid and dead!" Randomness from the Doom Comic. __________________ My vision is augmented.

03-02-2006, 06:35 PM	#39
DHDF	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "o my gd! they killed the babes!" __________________ More than a decade of kickin' arse...dmn he's good!

03-02-2006, 08:01 PM	#40
Ras	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Put your clothes back on! I'm not that kind of guy!" <-- to rescued babe