The "One-Liners/Pop-Culture References in DNF" Thread

[WarThrash]

Just to keep ourselves busy until this court case progresses (because face it, the game production is going nowhere until that point) Let's start posting our own ideas of what movie/game/tv references and one-liners would fit into DNF. First let's think back to DN3D. It had the Doom space marine: "That's one doomed space marine", A crumbling earthquake: "I ain't afraid of no quake", blatant Terminator & Bruce Campbell one-liners: "A'll be bahck!", "Hail to the king, baby!", and and tons more such as Dirty Harry, Indiana Jones, Die Hard, and Escape from L.A. So now we've had 12 years of movies, games, and other pop culture since then to poke some more fun at via Duke Nukem's trash talking. So make up your own situations and one-liners, as many as you'd like. I'll start

1: You see a dead cog soldier with his guts spilling out
"looks like he's a few cogs short of a working clock"
-Gears of War

2: Have Master Chief on a billboard/advertisement wearing a chef hat surrounded by barbeque with the name: Master Chef's Warthog BBQ

3: If there is a sewer level then have a dead ninja turtle face down in a rotten Pizza
"Holy Cowabunga"

4: King Leonidas is standing around yelling incoherently and if you kill him:
"This ain't Sparta!"

5: A dead vault-boy is on the ground
"Looks like he didn't survive the Fallout..."

[glade23]

not bad

make one of serious sam being humilated in death

[bazboyz]

Maybe a graveyard with dead celebs in with their catchphrase on the tombstone or duke make a comment like
Corey Haim "He was one lost boy"
Garry Coleman "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
John Denver "I guess he won't be leaving on a jet plane"

[prophecy holder]

Got to be a reference to The Simpsons. I know there was a couple in Duke 3D but the series is still going strong. Maybe a pack of Duff beer laying near a dead fat guy in big blue pants and white shirt with Duke saying "D'oh".

[Commando Nukem]

Duke should totally make some Doctor Who references.

Have a police box on one of the streets somewhere or something.


Or maybe in the dam he goes into a room with a load of computers and goes "Hmm, maybe if I reverse the polarity of the Neutron flow... ah, screw it."

[WarThrash]

He could totally steal Beavis' line in the dam:

"Is this a god damn?"

[fast-1]

While driving the car, he drives.

" I got Wheels of steel".

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Originally Posted by WarThrash

He could totally steal Beavis' line in the dam:

"Is this a god damn?"

[glade23]

Originally Posted by WarThrash

He could totally steal Beavis' line in the dam:

"Is this a god damn?"

this, lol

[Grashnik]

Let me just repost what in another thread has been posted... so it's all in one place! (http://forums.3drealms.com/vb/showthread.php?t=37670)

Originally Posted by BuddhaMaster

What are you WaiTiNg for,... until It's DONE ?!

Originally Posted by Airtraffic

Lawsuits are for pvssys, I'm here to kick alien ass and chew bubble gum!

Originally Posted by RuskiSnajper.

Lawsuits smausuits , it's pantie stripping time, and I'm all out of cash.

Originally Posted by JobivanHiob

if you sue me, i'm gonna go heptic on your ass!

lawsuits are for tuxedo wearing wussys

so you gonna sue me? I'm gonna rip off your head and read the newspaper!

[dukeonly]

Originally Posted by WarThrash

Just to keep ourselves busy until this court case progresses (because face it, the game production is going nowhere until that point) Let's start posting our own ideas of what movie/game/tv references and one-liners would fit into DNF. First let's think back to DN3D. It had the Doom space marine: "That's one doomed space marine", A crumbling earthquake: "I ain't afraid of no quake", blatant Terminator & Bruce Campbell one-liners: "A'll be bahck!", "Hail to the king, baby!", and and tons more such as Dirty Harry, Indiana Jones, Die Hard, and Escape from L.A. So now we've had 12 years of movies, games, and other pop culture since then to poke some more fun at via Duke Nukem's trash talking. So make up your own situations and one-liners, as many as you'd like. I'll start

1: You see a dead cog soldier with his guts spilling out
"looks like he's a few cogs short of a working clock"
-Gears of War

2: Have Master Chief on a billboard/advertisement wearing a chef hat surrounded by barbeque with the name: Master Chef's Warthog BBQ

3: If there is a sewer level then have a dead ninja turtle face down in a rotten Pizza
"Holy Cowabunga"

4: King Leonidas is standing around yelling incoherently and if you kill him:
"This ain't Sparta!"

5: A dead vault-boy is on the ground
"Looks like he didn't survive the Fallout..."

i like 5. the rest were OOO KKK
but 5. was good

[Altered Reality]

I say, no pop culture references in DNF.
Make jokes that use pop culture as a crutch, and your product will become stale and unfunny when the original material stops being popular. Make jokes that stand on their own, and your product will become a classic.

[WarThrash]

Originally Posted by Altered Reality

I say, no pop culture references in DNF.
Make jokes that use pop culture as a crutch, and your product will become stale and unfunny when the original material stops being popular. Make jokes that stand on their own, and your product will become a classic.

Uhm....Duke 3D

'Nuff said

[mide7]

Originally Posted by glade23

not bad

make one of serious sam being humilated in death

I think I've posted this some where before, but have serious sam dead and gutted propped up by a wall with duke saying, "Why so serious, sam.

Also glade whats your avatar off of? He kind of looks like Ed Bighead.

[glade23]

Originally Posted by mide7

I think I've posted this some where before, but have serious sam dead and gutted propped up by a wall with duke saying, "Why so serious, sam.

Also glade whats your avatar off of? He kind of looks like Ed Bighead.

he is this was back in his own memories how good looking he was before heffer got his face into a blender when he was a paper boy

[Snoddle]

Interior of police car/jail cell. A bespectacled, bearded corpse in a hazmat suit is pinned by a crowbar through the chest to the seat/wall.

Duke: Whoa! Guess I’m too late to set you free, man.

[KO Gilligan]

When he blows up that killer flying propeller :

"For what goes around, comes A ROUND"

[Sabarasa]

There's already a one liners thread and it was filled with utter crap...please not another one...

[WarThrash]

Originally Posted by Sabarasa

There's already a one liners thread and it was filled with utter crap...please not another one...

Don't make useless posts like this and it won't be

As for everyone else, I'm lovin' em. Especially the serious sam and gordon freeman ones. Keep em comin'

[randombluedude2]

I believe that I have already posted these two in much earlier threads, but I still find them to be great anyways.
Duke sees a dead SAS soldier (maybe with a visible mohawk) in a shower and says, "Hm, looks like he dropped the soap."
And
Duke sees somebody resembling Master Chief (he could be dead or alive) and says, "What the hell are you? A power ranger."

[Sabarasa]

Originally Posted by WarThrash

Don't make useless posts like this and it won't be

As for everyone else, I'm lovin' em. Especially the serious sam and gordon freeman ones. Keep em comin'

Is my post more useless than the 90% of one liners posted that won't be in the game? (George himself admitted them to be crap)

[WarThrash]

Originally Posted by Sabarasa

Is my post more useless than the 90% of one liners posted that won't be in the game? (George himself admitted them to be crap)

It's just for fun. We know they won't be in the game. Now stop trolling before you get this thread hideously off topic. If you don't like them, don't open the thread

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Originally Posted by randombluedude2

Duke sees somebody resembling Master Chief (he could be dead or alive) and says, "What the hell are you? A power ranger."

Yea, this one beats my Halo one

[cof_3pc]

Originally Posted by Sabarasa

Is my post more useless than the 90% of one liners posted that won't be in the game? (George himself admitted them to be crap)

Successful troll is successful!

Actually I think the Gordon Freeman one and the Power Ranger one were really good. I am a huge Half Life fan, but I'd laugh my ass off if I saw that in DNF.

[DerricktheW]

Have a pigcop dressed up in Halo armor inside a walk in oven at a restaurant, and when Duke jacks up the temperature to ludicrously high settings, the pig explodes and bits of bacon fly out.

"I AM the master chef!"

[Psyrgery]

Duke beats the crap out of many enemies;
I don't need a Team to kick your asses, and there's no Fortress to hide from me.

In a strip club, Duke addresses the girls;
You're perfect, girls, right for Duke!

Duke finds Max Payne nailed with a stake to a wall
Hmmm, guess he had too much Painkiller

Lame, I know

[WarThrash]

Originally Posted by Psyrgery

Duke finds Max Payne nailed with a stake to a wall
Hmmm, guess he had too much Painkiller

I think on Manhattan project there's a Max Payne reference too.

"Time to do max pain on the A train"

In reference to the train levels on Max Payne....but I don't know if Max Payne was out when Manhattan Project was out, so it could be a coincidence. not sure

[Zarniwoop]

Speaking of one-liners did anyone else wince when you heard the duke-ism in the last official trailer? "I'm looking for an alien toilet to park my bricks".

Or does my sense of humor fail?

I'm honestly curious about this.

[WarThrash]

The "Park my bricks" one-liner is pure genius. It's 100% Duke. So yeah, your humor fails on that one.

[Commando Nukem]

Originally Posted by WarThrash

I think on Manhattan project there's a Max Payne reference too.

"Time to do max pain on the A train"

In reference to the train levels on Max Payne....but I don't know if Max Payne was out when Manhattan Project was out, so it could be a coincidence. not sure

May Payne 1 had been out for awhile. It was definitly a reference to it.

[bubblegum_DumDum]

what would be a great one liner in DNF would be once Duke's at an elevator after pressing the button " come on, come on, I dont have forever yah know" lol

[bokaj]

Just a citat from a gaming site reviewing Project Manhattan for Xboxlive:

"Duke's personality has also grown tiring. The chauvinistic, all-things-manly dialogue of Duke occasionally elicited a smile, but what was hilarious a decade ago sounds mostly idiotic now. Duke's jokes are stale, delivered poorly, and immature in a way that even someone like me, who still laughs at farts, can no longer appreciate."

So true.

[DrakeBueno]

@bokaj

Why would you come to this thread, read all the comments and then post an ******* comment dissing what everyone else is talking about? Its not cute, its not funny, and its not cool. But anyway i wish i was clever enough to come up with witty one liners but i am not, though i am having fun reading the ones you guys are posting

[KO Gilligan]

It's his way.

Check out the rest of his posts.
A real class act

[cof_3pc]

Originally Posted by DrakeBueno

@bokaj

Why would you come to this thread, read all the comments and then post an ******* comment dissing what everyone else is talking about? Its not cute, its not funny, and its not cool. But anyway i wish i was clever enough to come up with witty one liners but i am not, though i am having fun reading the ones you guys are posting

small penis complex.

[WarThrash]

Originally Posted by DrakeBueno

@bokaj

Why would you come to this thread, read all the comments and then post an ******* comment dissing what everyone else is talking about? Its not cute, its not funny, and its not cool. But anyway i wish i was clever enough to come up with witty one liners but i am not, though i am having fun reading the ones you guys are posting

Who do you think wrote the review he's quoting?

[bokaj]

The review is on IGN.
My penis is medium size and thats fine by me.
Forums are all about sharing opinions. This one is just filled with bored people discussing nothing. Now I am one of them.

Dukes oneliners sucked. But at that time just talk in a game was cool.

"I'm looking for an alien toilet to park my bricks". "Its not cute, its not funny, and its not cool."

[WarThrash]

Originally Posted by bokaj

The review is on IGN.
My penis is medium size and thats fine by me.
Forums are all about sharing opinions. This one is just filled with bored people discussing nothing. Now I am one of them.

Dukes oneliners sucked. But at that time just talk in a game was cool.

"I'm looking for an alien toilet to park my bricks". "Its not cute, its not funny, and its not cool."

This is where you fail and become a troll though. This isn't a thread to voice your opinions on Duke's one-liners. It's a thread to come up with your own one-liners that would fit in DNF. If you come in here and start talking trash, you're just flame-baiting because that wasn't the original purpose of the thread. So if you don't like Duke's one-liners at all then you can just:




...or I'll sick Gary Busey on you



I'll have you know Gary wrote that "get out" message with the blood of the last troll that was around here

[cof_3pc]

Duke's one liners were awesome. All a part of his character. A character that brought us all here. Explain yourself!

[Duke's New Chainsaw]

Originally Posted by bokaj

Dukes oneliners sucked.

You are taking this too seriously.

[bokaj]

A troll? Just wanted to bring a little input to this forum from the real world .. Therefore the well written quote. Read it again. You must admit he really nails it.
"but what was hilarious a decade ago sounds mostly idiotic now. Duke's jokes are stale, delivered poorly, and immature"

"You are taking this too seriously.". naah ..

[cof_3pc]

The only thing that quote sounds like is a snooty journalist that has no sense of humor. The guy is probably also anti-guns, voted for Obama, and believes in giving all of our tax dollars to a bunch of poor scumbag crackheads that would slit your throat in a heart beat for a hit. Some of you might be asking yourself, "how is this related?" Well I'll tell you.... Because the guy is clearly a pansy ass hippie.