Post funny things from MP2 here...

[LiquiD]

Here are some funny things that I encountered.

1. The Miller and Broussard desks at the police station - with no paper work on the tables, I wonder what they are implying here, hehehe (Come on you guys, you know who they are right?!).

2. Vinnie's obsession with Capt baseball bat boy - What a freak! hahaha

3. I was also content with laughter when "poor" Vinnie -after what happens to him you'll feel a little sorry for him too - was wearing the Capt Baseball bat boy costume which had explosives in it- that was hilarious before the cruelty, and the toy like squeaks it made when he walked... Very funny and unexpected.

Post your ones...

[LiquiD]

I also liked when the old lady from room 305 offers max a shotgun that she has in her "closet".

Thats also good.

[Joe Siegler]

I also liked when the old lady from room 305 offers max a shotgun that she has in her "closet".

Thats also good.

You seen this then?

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=...ate=2003-10-20

[Molten Brass]

The conversation the Officer and the Mobster have in the police station, lol!

[Molten Brass]

Came upon another one today. The Hooker telling the woman at the reception in the Police station how computer games have turned her boyfriend into a violent nutcase

[Arkalius]

Even better... the conversation the two guys in the jail cell have... "That's f**ked up!"

Max: "I was compelled to give [him] his gun back... one bullet at a time" (edited to remove spoilers).

Best... Line... Ever.

[lolo603]

i have no beef w/ u guyz... =P

[LiquiD]

Yeah thats Cool Joe,

Right in the face Ethan! hahah

"Now watch me shoot her body around with the shotgun"...

Love the Ragdoll in Mp2, Best one so far, esp in Bullet time!

Let me think...

Vinnie pants... "I'm gonna have a freaking heart attack".

You have to admit, It wouldn't be the same game without Vinnie. Funny bastard.

[Hitman]

Joe, that's so cool! I want more Max Payne Comics! Hey, what happened to that site which had all those Duke Nukem based comics pages? That was a funny site.

[Vibrating Donkey]

mirrorS arE morE fuN thaN televisioN
shE haD dyeD heR haiR reD

So damn silly!

[Scotty]

Some of the stuff in this thread is also in the "Secrets" thread, but...

Coming down the stairs in the tenement and hearing "What about moving?"... cracked me up...

[Alen]

okay, WHO is brussard and the other officer, and WHAT is funny about the "moving" conversation..?

[Scotty]

Scott Miller and George Broussard own Apogee/3DRealms. I think I missed it when I played the first Max Payne, but I'm pretty sure they had secret cameos in the first game.

There was a huge "What about moving?" discussion in the Max Payne forum before the first Max Payne shipped. Sort of a modern-day "Space Stations". Search for the phrase "What about moving?" in the Max Payne General forum to find references to it.

[worr]

Funnny stuff?

: Vlad's comments to Annie about how "a man can dream" and to the mafia guys in his club trying to wack him.

: Max's *recorded* message to the phone sex line. That was a classic.

: Max's comment on how he "didn't like the way" the cleaners were cleaning his apartment.

: Vinnie in the costume and HIS defensive speech in his apartment.

: Mona singing in her apartment and her exhanges with Max during the construction site chapter. Loved it when she said " the party starts when I get there". Also when Max remarks on how the commandos are "really looking forward to seeing them".

: The nice old lady with the trigger finger and the ex-cop bum in his apartment building.

: The confession between the detective and the nutcase in the station over his murdered wife.

: Vlad's rant *left* on Woden's machine about not being appreaciated enough. So this is what pushed Vlad over the edge?

: The American Eagle gun commercial. Only in the States....

: Mona shooting the commando in the *privates* at the Manor. OK, shouldn't be funny but it was.

Many more but cannot remember them all.

[LiquiD]

Is it just me or after reading all that don't you want to play it again?

I remember a few that you didn't list... Although they are more like buggy mistakes...

When max wants to talk to mona, and the cop tells you to turn left at the end of the hall... Thats where the bum cop is! Mona is on the right! hahah

Another was the dream where max experiences, Mad, Schizo, paranoid, and insane... Or something to that effect.

I also like Vlads ignorance.... "I hear she is a stone fox... I would ****** her"

And I found when Vinnie shit himself when he heard/saw max payne to be very funny because he was convincingly scared.

I like all the TV shows especially how they make lords and ladies to be the slowest soapy ever!

Vodka and bonka was a good name for Vlads restaurant.

And of course the things you can do with ragdoll can make you laugh too... Like when you shoot someone off a high area and their head hits poles and industrial stuff on the way down... Reminds me of that show "Jackass".

Good stuff.

Ok, so just stumbled upon this thread and thought I had something to add to the discussion of how cool the Havok physics engine truly is. While recording some clips for a user-made movie that I'm making (hopefully will be released soon) I made this short little clip showcasing some of the finer points of the system.

Enjoy!

Video Clip ( 400KB)

[Mariamus]

What about when you shift between Max and Mona?

Max: They're packing, stone cold professionals.
Mona: it doesn't look like it from where i'm standing..
Max: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

When you play as Mona, you see what she's referring to:
three cleaners joking about the icq-queen seeing the boss. and the guard talking is doing a real catwalk while the others cheer on.. I thought that was hilarious

oh yeah.. ANYTHING Vinnie says is really cool. I ADORE him in MP2!!
but I especially like this one:
"Well that was fun, in a f*****g terrible sick not at all fun way!"