DNF and all that "badass" stuff?

[Micki!]

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Let's continue with the original subject...
Just for healths sake...

[Yatta]

Originally Posted by trackit

George said that DNF has full body awareness... So theres a chance you might see Dukes boner, when stripper shakes those boobs

You realize that would cover the whole screen and possibly poke the stripper's eye out, right? Not a good idea.

[Commando Nukem]

See now, this is the kind of talk that is unhealthy when it comes to Duke.

[Yatta]

Originally Posted by Commando Nukem

See now, this is the kind of talk that is unhealthy when it comes to Duke.

Nothing wrong with a manly discussion.

[Commando Nukem]

If it comes to Duke Nukems Genitalia making any appearance in the game, I take my leave! Lol!

[Xerxes]

Originally Posted by Yatta

You realize that would cover the whole screen and possibly poke the stripper's eye out, right? Not a good idea.

Plus you wouldn't be able to move because it would get stuck in the ceiling(or a planet/star that's a couple million light years away if you're outside)...

[Tang Lung]

They should include an easter egg where, if you take too many of Duke's steroids, his boner falls off and you fail the game.

[Xerxes]

Originally Posted by Tang Lung

They should include an easter egg where, if you take too many of Duke's steroids, his boner falls off and you fail the game.

How 'bout one that tells you not to go into a place, and if you do, you get ******'d while a bunch of enemies spawn and shoot you(and all you can see is the ****** man's ass).

EDIT: You know the guy who stretches his ass open with a ring on his finger and put up a picture of it called "hello.jpg" on a site that went down? Well, that's what the astericks are censoring...

[DavoX]

G_oatse?

[Xerxes]

Originally Posted by DavoX

G_oatse?

Why not?

And there'll be shortcut on the desktop of a computer that goes to "A porn site" and shows the player what *******(the girl in the tub with the yellow stuff going on her face from her vagina) looks like if they use it.

[baff]

Originally Posted by Tang Lung

No, im not coming out of the closet.

There's nothing gay about wanting to see a hot, semi naked man running gracefully through a field with a huge metal machine gun gripped tightly in his large, manly fists. Nothing gay atall.

Also 3DR, I think you should remove the female strippers, as they don't really bring anything to the game, and instead put in several male sidekicks for Duke. It will be very humid, so I don't think they should be wearing tops (maybe bowties to keep their necks warm).

How about instead of "Born to be Wild" at the Kareoke

Duke sings "It's Raining Men. (hallelujah)"

Or dresses up as each Village People band member in turn?

[baff]

Originally Posted by Tang Lung

They should include an easter egg where, if you take too many of Duke's steroids, his boner falls off and you fail the game.

Steroids? What about Viagra?

Steroids is so 80's man.



Also what about a whole generation of mini Dukes.

He is fertile right? He was getting some action last time I saw him.

[Commando Nukem]

Everytime a gamer beats any Duke Nukem game with the exception of 1 and 2. Duke gets action... So yeah, basically he is getting action all the time, and there are probably a few hundred Duke Nukem Jrs. out there.

[hell-angel]

Originally Posted by Tang Lung

Well quite frankly im shocked that a game like Duke Nukem would attract such homophobes!

I am from holland, and that would be a bad place to live if you are homophobe. Still, even I feel you need to come out of the closet.


besides, the jean should be tight. Around the womens asses that is.

[baff]

When they clone Judge Dredd, his clone brother turns out to be evil.

What will Duke's clone be like?

[Commando Nukem]

A completely fruity wuss.

[Tang Lung]

Much better if Duke's clone was some politically correct hippy, and then Duke at some point stabs him in the chest with his own protest sign.

[Commando Nukem]

"*Duke stabs the sign through the hippies chest* BLEEDING HEART!!!!"

Lol?

Definatly DNF requires the badass stuff or Duke just won't be the same.... heck, hes been awesome since Duke1.... I mean cmon! Hes gonna kick your ass and have enough time to get home and watch opera... Thats just awesome!

[DavoX]

Originally Posted by Commando Nukem

"*Duke stabs the sign through the hippies chest* BLEEDING HEART!!!!"

Lol?

Definatly DNF requires the badass stuff or Duke just won't be the same.... heck, hes been awesome since Duke1.... I mean cmon! Hes gonna kick your ass and have enough time to get home and watch opera... Thats just awesome!

I guess you meant Oprah, unless you're talking about the wuss clone of duke

[Commando Nukem]

I was in a hurry! Argh

[hell-angel]

There is nothing wrong with opera. (as long as I don't hear it while kicking ass that is. )

[DavoX]

Originally Posted by hell-angel

There is nothing wrong with opera. (as long as I don't hear it while kicking ass that is. )

As long as you can fire an RPG to the fat lady

[hell-angel]

hehe. that is true.