Check this out

The Baskinator · 01-15-2002, 10:38 PM

Sam Lake does too love me, and I can prove it. *stifles laugh*
See?

No, I'm not serious. [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img]
This is just what happens when I have too many Max Payne pictures, and a half an hour to kill.
Yes I'm obsessed with Max Payne and/or Sam Lake. Go ahead and laugh. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] Heck, I am.

Daedalus · 01-15-2002, 10:49 PM

And I love this picture. Great work! It's good that you made it so blurry, because this way it looks very realistic like Max would be there in your room. [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

Yorpy · 01-16-2002, 12:18 AM

He looks so skinny compared to the pictures I have seen of the game.

biXen · 01-16-2002, 01:48 AM

I can prove that Max Payne is gay with some photoshopping [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

biXen · 01-16-2002, 03:28 AM

My GOD!!! Max Payne is a cod-o-sexual!!! [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

The Viper · 01-16-2002, 08:26 AM

LMAO bixen [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Xenomorph[nmtb] · 01-16-2002, 08:29 AM

Stop making fun of my friend, Mr.Cod I tell ya!

Although.. he tastes nice [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

"We eat cods for fun!" [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

Hole · 01-16-2002, 08:39 AM

lol, good work! I suspected it's real for a second!

RollingBrass · 01-16-2002, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by biXen:
My GOD!!! Max Payne is a cod-o-sexual!!! [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

Can't....breathe.....LMAO
"Hey...anyone seen biXen? He split in such a hurry that he left his girlfriend here."

[ 01-16-2002: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

biXen · 01-16-2002, 11:37 AM

LOL [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] That's not my girlfriend... she's... smaller... [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img]

HenryJonesJr · 01-16-2002, 02:15 PM

...and I've had a little too much time left today, too...

Hey, wait! Who's that good looking guy? [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

sorry, Basky!
I just couldn't resist [img]graemlins/dopefish.gif[/img]

[edit: typos]

[ 01-16-2002: Message edited by: HenryJonesJr ]

Homoludens · 01-16-2002, 05:27 PM

.....

FullMetalJacket · 01-16-2002, 06:01 PM

I'm surprised Basky didn't put me in the picture, rather than Sam Lake. I'm just as much of a ladies' man as he is.

The Baskinator · 01-16-2002, 10:41 PM

FMJ, your picture is too hard to photoshop. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
And then of course, biXen would have made you a cod-o-sexual. [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

And I know I'm leaving myself open to torture with this one...

I did marry Sam Lake. Marriage Certificate

Ok, so it was four o'clock in the morning when I found the "Awful Link Of The Day" to a place where you can get "virtually married". The first few times I played around with it, Richard D. James (aphex twin) and Rick James (super-freak) got married, and then Val Kilmer married Warwick Davis...then I started getting tired and thinking....

"I'm not married, am I?"

So here you go. I married Sam Lake. [img]images/icons/blush.gif[/img]

01-17-2002, 12:16 AM

Hey! Warwick Davis was in a movie my dad "fixed".

The Baskinator · 01-17-2002, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Qender:
Hey! Warwick Davis was in a movie my dad "fixed".

Oh, I love Warwick Davis. I think he's the coolest little person* ever.

* - The correct, polite, and very P.C. way to say it. Really, it's just a reference from "Newsboys Down Under the Bigtop" [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

biXen · 01-17-2002, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
FMJ, your picture is too hard to photoshop. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
And then of course, biXen would have made you a cod-o-sexual. [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

There's a cod-o-sexual in all of us [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

Maybe not... [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img]

MikaRMD · 01-17-2002, 02:02 AM

Why are the tears rolling on my cheeks?

a: you guys are so...great
b: I am LMAO

Spazer · 01-17-2002, 07:17 AM

GONADS IN THE LIGHTNING!!!

Theseus314 · 01-17-2002, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FullMetalJacket:
I'm surprised Basky didn't put me in the picture, rather than Sam Lake. I'm just as much of a ladies' man as he is.

In that you have been single all your life and girls make fun of you?

biXen · 01-17-2002, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Theseus:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by FullMetalJacket:
I'm surprised Basky didn't put me in the picture, rather than Sam Lake. I'm just as much of a ladies' man as he is.

In that you have been single all your life and girls make fun of you?<hr /></blockquote>LMAO. How wude! [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

FullMetalJacket · 01-17-2002, 03:05 PM

Actually, it's rather untrue. I am quite a ladies' man. Basky, I can't post the pic I sent you (incompatible format), so if you still have that pic of the 2 hot girls that I dated that I sent you, plz post it here to prove me right.

Ninja · 01-17-2002, 06:49 PM

Incompatible format- not fit for human eyes? [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

Hehehe, Joking.

The Viper · 01-18-2002, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by biXen:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Theseus:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by FullMetalJacket:
I'm surprised Basky didn't put me in the picture, rather than Sam Lake. I'm just as much of a ladies' man as he is.

In that you have been single all your life and girls make fun of you?<hr /></blockquote>LMAO. How wude! [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img] <hr /></blockquote>but true I bet [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

biXen · 01-18-2002, 01:58 AM

LOL

The Viper · 01-18-2002, 02:34 PM

LMAO sure you are [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

FullMetalJacket · 01-18-2002, 04:03 PM

Um, yes actually I am. I'm not a typical overweight, greasy, zit-riddled computer dork. I just enjoy playing games rather than say, sports.

The Viper · 01-19-2002, 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FullMetalJacket:
Um, yes actually I am. I'm not a typical overweight, greasy, zit-riddled computer dork. I just enjoy playing games rather than say, sports.

so a typical computer gamer is a "overweight, greasy, zit-riddled, dork" ?

Theseus314 · 01-19-2002, 06:38 AM

Eugh.. ..I starting to ****ing hate FMJ's arrogance and attitude issues.

The fact is, when you first came, not at all that long ago, you told the world of your grief at your school and your inabilities to form any relationships, sexual or friendly, with people.

This "hero" idea you have at the moment is both false, and totally against the nature, is the antithesis of all forum ideals.
I'm sorry, but the Internet is one of the few places where you can be honest to people about yourself without being judged as there are always many similar people in similar situations. Don't throw this oppotunity away by annoying people as you have annoyed myself and others.

FullMetalJacket · 01-19-2002, 08:02 AM

Annoying ppl? YOU'RE the ones that are insulting me!!!

And BTW, I'd say the typical gamer IS an overweight/underweight, zit-covered dork, as can be proven in the POST A PIC OF YOURSELF thread. Plus, most gamers at my school are like that too.

[ 01-19-2002: Message edited by: FullMetalJacket ]

The Viper · 01-19-2002, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FullMetalJacket:
Annoying ppl? YOU'RE the ones that are insulting me!!!

And BTW, I'd say the typical gamer IS an overweight/underweight, zit-covered dork, as can be proven in the POST A PIC OF YOURSELF thread. Plus, most gamers at my school are like that too.

[ 01-19-2002: Message edited by: FullMetalJacket ]

blah, none of my friends that play computer games fits into your description. I don't think that I fit into that either...

Theseus314 · 01-19-2002, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Viper:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by FullMetalJacket:
Annoying ppl? YOU'RE the ones that are insulting me!!!

And BTW, I'd say the typical gamer IS an overweight/underweight, zit-covered dork, as can be proven in the POST A PIC OF YOURSELF thread. Plus, most gamers at my school are like that too.

[ 01-19-2002: Message edited by: FullMetalJacket ]

blah, none of my friends that play computer games fits into your description. I don't think that I fit into that either...<hr /></blockquote>Ditto. FMJ, you are full of shit. How are you able to get off on yourself like that when there really isn't much to get off on?

FullMetalJacket · 01-19-2002, 01:02 PM

No! I mean the exact opposite! Even though I've lived in Germany for 12 years and seen more than enough Eurotrash, I'm saying that there are more cool European gamers than there are cool American gamers.

And by "Social cretin," well, you must be pretty stupid if you don't get it. I meant a hideous, introverted, mama's boy-type person who says to every girl he sees, "Are you a model?"

Scotty · 01-19-2002, 01:14 PM

Well, you didn't start it, but you sure did finish it. [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

Next time, if someone throws a piece of [ [img]graemlins/mryuck.gif[/img] ] at you, just duck. [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img] Don't dump a barrel of [ [img]graemlins/mryuck.gif[/img] ] on everyone else... [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

FullMetalJacket · 01-19-2002, 01:43 PM

Ok, thanks. Finally, someone that's not a punk with an attitude problem.

The Baskinator · 01-19-2002, 04:07 PM

This thread was supposed to be fun.

It is NOT about proving yourself, it is NOT about attacking other people, and it is certainly not about gamers being ugly.

[img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] Let's all get back to enjoying ourselves.

FullMetalJacket · 01-19-2002, 06:57 PM

Ok, I'm enjoying myself again! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Please don't hate me Basky, I'm sorry. [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img]

SnLnc · 01-19-2002, 07:51 PM

I once had a cod. My dad ate it. [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img]

RollingBrass · 01-19-2002, 10:26 PM

/falls to knees
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soylent Cod is made of people...IT'S PEEEEOOOPLLLEE!!!!!

Erm.....sorry [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[ 01-19-2002: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

The Baskinator · 01-19-2002, 10:43 PM

A bigger cod-o-sexual than Max:

01-17-2002, 12:16 AM	#15
Guest Guest	Re: Check this out Hey! Warwick Davis was in a movie my dad "fixed".

01-17-2002, 02:02 AM	#18
MikaRMD Remedy Staff	Re: Check this out Why are the tears rolling on my cheeks? a: you guys are so...great b: I am LMAO

01-15-2002, 10:38 PM	#1
The Baskinator	Check this out Sam Lake does too love me, and I can prove it. stifles laugh See? No, I'm not serious. [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img] This is just what happens when I have too many Max Payne pictures, and a half an hour to kill. Yes I'm obsessed with Max Payne and/or Sam Lake. Go ahead and laugh. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] Heck, I am. __________________ Stay frosty. "Friends? These are my only friends! Grown up nerds, like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.

01-15-2002, 10:49 PM	#2
Daedalus	Re: Check this out And I love this picture. Great work! It's good that you made it so blurry, because this way it looks very realistic like Max would be there in your room. [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

01-16-2002, 12:18 AM	#3
Yorpy	Re: Check this out He looks so skinny compared to the pictures I have seen of the game. __________________ Nothing is planned by the sea and sand.

01-16-2002, 01:48 AM	#4
biXen	Re: Check this out I can prove that Max Payne is gay with some photoshopping [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img] __________________ bee-digital - my new web dev blog Max Payne fan site Alan Wake fan site

01-16-2002, 03:28 AM	#5
biXen	Re: Check this out My GOD!!! Max Payne is a cod-o-sexual!!! [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] __________________ bee-digital - my new web dev blog Max Payne fan site Alan Wake fan site

01-16-2002, 08:26 AM	#6
The Viper	Re: Check this out LMAO bixen [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

01-16-2002, 08:29 AM	#7
Xenomorph[nmtb]	Re: Check this out Stop making fun of my friend, Mr.Cod I tell ya! Although.. he tastes nice [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] "We eat cods for fun!" [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

01-16-2002, 08:39 AM	#8
Hole	Re: Check this out lol, good work! I suspected it's real for a second!

01-16-2002, 11:37 AM	#10
biXen	Re: Check this out LOL [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] That's not my girlfriend... she's... smaller... [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ bee-digital - my new web dev blog Max Payne fan site Alan Wake fan site

01-16-2002, 02:15 PM	#11
HenryJonesJr	Re: Check this out ...and I've had a little too much time left today, too... Hey, wait! Who's that good looking guy? [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] sorry, Basky! I just couldn't resist [img]graemlins/dopefish.gif[/img] [edit: typos] [ 01-16-2002: Message edited by: HenryJonesJr ] __________________ "Arm yourself because no one else here will save you"

01-16-2002, 05:27 PM	#12
Homoludens	Re: Check this out .....

01-16-2002, 06:01 PM	#13
FullMetalJacket	Re: Check this out I'm surprised Basky didn't put me in the picture, rather than Sam Lake. I'm just as much of a ladies' man as he is. __________________ AIM screenname: MGamer16 "My father would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy; the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament."

01-16-2002, 10:41 PM	#14
The Baskinator	Re: Check this out FMJ, your picture is too hard to photoshop. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] And then of course, biXen would have made you a cod-o-sexual. [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] And I know I'm leaving myself open to torture with this one... I did marry Sam Lake. Marriage Certificate Ok, so it was four o'clock in the morning when I found the "Awful Link Of The Day" to a place where you can get "virtually married". The first few times I played around with it, Richard D. James (aphex twin) and Rick James (super-freak) got married, and then Val Kilmer married Warwick Davis...then I started getting tired and thinking.... "I'm not married, am I?" So here you go. I married Sam Lake. [img]images/icons/blush.gif[/img] __________________ Stay frosty. "Friends? These are my only friends! Grown up nerds, like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.

01-17-2002, 07:17 AM	#19
Spazer	Re: Check this out GONADS IN THE LIGHTNING!!!

01-17-2002, 03:05 PM	#22
FullMetalJacket	Re: Check this out Actually, it's rather untrue. I am quite a ladies' man. Basky, I can't post the pic I sent you (incompatible format), so if you still have that pic of the 2 hot girls that I dated that I sent you, plz post it here to prove me right. __________________ AIM screenname: MGamer16 "My father would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy; the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament."

01-17-2002, 06:49 PM	#23
Ninja	Re: Check this out Incompatible format- not fit for human eyes? [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] Hehehe, Joking.

01-18-2002, 01:58 AM	#25
biXen	Re: Check this out LOL __________________ bee-digital - my new web dev blog Max Payne fan site Alan Wake fan site

01-18-2002, 02:34 PM	#26
The Viper	Re: Check this out LMAO sure you are [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

01-18-2002, 04:03 PM	#27
FullMetalJacket	Re: Check this out Um, yes actually I am. I'm not a typical overweight, greasy, zit-riddled computer dork. I just enjoy playing games rather than say, sports. __________________ AIM screenname: MGamer16 "My father would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy; the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament."

01-19-2002, 06:38 AM	#29
Theseus314	Re: Check this out Eugh.. ..I starting to ****ing hate FMJ's arrogance and attitude issues. The fact is, when you first came, not at all that long ago, you told the world of your grief at your school and your inabilities to form any relationships, sexual or friendly, with people. This "hero" idea you have at the moment is both false, and totally against the nature, is the antithesis of all forum ideals. I'm sorry, but the Internet is one of the few places where you can be honest to people about yourself without being judged as there are always many similar people in similar situations. Don't throw this oppotunity away by annoying people as you have annoyed myself and others.

01-19-2002, 08:02 AM	#30
FullMetalJacket	Re: Check this out Annoying ppl? YOU'RE the ones that are insulting me!!! And BTW, I'd say the typical gamer IS an overweight/underweight, zit-covered dork, as can be proven in the POST A PIC OF YOURSELF thread. Plus, most gamers at my school are like that too. [ 01-19-2002: Message edited by: FullMetalJacket ] __________________ AIM screenname: MGamer16 "My father would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy; the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament."

01-19-2002, 01:02 PM	#33
FullMetalJacket	Re: Check this out No! I mean the exact opposite! Even though I've lived in Germany for 12 years and seen more than enough Eurotrash, I'm saying that there are more cool European gamers than there are cool American gamers. And by "Social cretin," well, you must be pretty stupid if you don't get it. I meant a hideous, introverted, mama's boy-type person who says to every girl he sees, "Are you a model?" __________________ AIM screenname: MGamer16 "My father would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy; the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament."

01-19-2002, 01:14 PM	#34
Scotty	Re: Check this out Well, you didn't start it, but you sure did finish it. [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] Next time, if someone throws a piece of [ [img]graemlins/mryuck.gif[/img] ] at you, just duck. [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img] Don't dump a barrel of [ [img]graemlins/mryuck.gif[/img] ] on everyone else... [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

01-19-2002, 01:43 PM	#35
FullMetalJacket	Re: Check this out Ok, thanks. Finally, someone that's not a punk with an attitude problem. __________________ AIM screenname: MGamer16 "My father would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy; the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament."

01-19-2002, 04:07 PM	#36
The Baskinator	Re: Check this out This thread was supposed to be fun. It is NOT about proving yourself, it is NOT about attacking other people, and it is certainly not about gamers being ugly. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] Let's all get back to enjoying ourselves. __________________ Stay frosty. "Friends? These are my only friends! Grown up nerds, like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.

01-19-2002, 06:57 PM	#37
FullMetalJacket	Re: Check this out Ok, I'm enjoying myself again! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] Please don't hate me Basky, I'm sorry. [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img] __________________ AIM screenname: MGamer16 "My father would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy; the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament."

01-19-2002, 07:51 PM	#38
SnLnc	Re: Check this out I once had a cod. My dad ate it. [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img]

01-19-2002, 10:26 PM	#39
RollingBrass	Re: Check this out /falls to knees NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Soylent Cod is made of people...IT'S PEEEEOOOPLLLEE!!!!! Erm.....sorry [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] [ 01-19-2002: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

01-19-2002, 10:43 PM	#40
The Baskinator	Re: Check this out A bigger cod-o-sexual than Max: __________________ Stay frosty. "Friends? These are my only friends! Grown up nerds, like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.