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April Fools day
of all the days, i certainly thought there would have been some kind of action goin on here.
i'm kinda sad that there are no leaks, even fake release dates, or even some crazy story that makes the gaming industries elite seem like the mafia. but it's expected from the longest running April fools day prank. Duke Nukem Forever.......... best April fools day prank ever. |
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Yes, but April Fools Day jokes are supposed to be funny
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Yeah, I think they know we've totally lost our sense of humor for such things.
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Probably a huge piece of spyware. Is anyone going to download this... I would but i am nearly out of quota. ---------- Post added at 01:15 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:09 AM ---------- Ha... Just as i thought ![]()
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ROFL@Duke Nukem Forever demo.
requires Pentium III 600, 128MB SDRAM, Windows 98SE, TNT2, 512MB HDD, 8X CD-ROM. |
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I just downloaded it, and there is SOMETHING in it. It's not a playable demo, but it seems to be sounds for DNF. I'm not lying. It's not a virus or anything bad. It's a bunch of Duke Nukem sounds. (Some of the sounds are from DN3D. Others i can't really tell if I've heard duke say before.)
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It's true I downloaded them too. It's a bunch of John St. John voice stuff for duke. Some sound old but some I hadn't heard before.
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![]() http://twitter.com/loonyboi/status/11421407135 http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?story=63093 Quote:
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This would be a post by former 3DR programmer Dave Ratti..
From a post one of the devs brother made when the news broke about the team being let got: Quote:
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And finally Jason Bergman's recommendation of Brian Hook on linkedin.com: Quote:
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I was also expecting something, but I guess the whole "Duke Nukem Forever is done" April Fool's day joke got old several years ago. What's that old saying?...."Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...." I dunno. George Bush knows that one.
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I'd like to see what kind of stuff is in the File, but the website won't let me download it.
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OMG DNF going gold today!!!! THAT would be the best April's fools joke ever!!!! HAHA
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I was looking at the date of the sounds, and all of them were last modified during late may 2005.
So these sounds aren't recent or anything. But the folders to sort each category were made January 7th 2008 |
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Was hoping for maybe something..if not DNF related then maybe a fake release;
G.B steps down from 3DR hands over company to Joe Siegel. |
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Y'all, I can't get Shacknews to load today. Maybe it's servers are down with the DNF news or something?
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All the download mirrors are backed up with at least 50 people. Rather remarkable if you think about it. By tonight, thousands of people will be hammering the servers at the same time just to get a file called "April Fools"
I wish somebody with some authority would pull their head out and just get to making a pile of cash on this game - the technology put into it is not getting any younger now boys... Oh, bother. |
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Nobody will touch the game because of the effort (and thus financial risk) of getting it up to speed with today's technology, if they did we might be here for ANOTHER 13 years. I would love to see Duke make a comeback, but that is not going to happen. |
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The graphics are good... good enough for a $50 game... and it's DNF.
But if they wait much longer, technology will have surpassed enough to put DNF in the bargain bin within a few weeks of release. |
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OMG old!
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I think the news that April 1st would have been the date is good news for everyone here. It means that if the project was picked up a short while after development stopped then there is a good chance that DNF is less than six months away from gold status. I would say look for a gold copy to hit T2's doorstep soon. It would be an easy way for 3DR to end T2's case.
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yep, no news today - pretty sure this company is dead.
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I've heard of some cruel jokes in my day, but none quite so cruel as DNF.
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Wow.... I guess 3DRealms closing it's doors, letting go it's development studio.... and saying "It's Over." just wasn't clear enough.
Yep, with no information on April Fools day.... that's how we know 3DR is done. ![]()
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3DR is Still Alive...
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They're actually operating in vaporous mode - it's most stealth.
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DUKE: "F@%$, not another puzzle." DNF is gonna be epic. |
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Damn do I love Duke. This game looks like so much fun.
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Too bad that's fake.
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That video is like 4 months old.
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Oh hey, footage I've never seen before.
*drool* This game looks sweet. :< |
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