The One Liner Thread - Page 2

johndough · 03-01-2007, 04:39 PM

Duke fights an Overlord in space and says,
"That's one alien overlord that's NOT welcome!"

After Duke kicks alien ass in their spaceship and starts for home he says,
"Supernatural king takes earth under his wing.. Hail to the king baby!"

Micki! · 03-01-2007, 05:53 PM

We're only allowed to suggest one one-liner

johndough · 03-01-2007, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Micki!

We're only allowed to suggest one one-liner

Seeing as how I've never offered one-liners before and how I'm not going to offer any more, I think adding one more in my post doesn't hurt anything.
I think the reason why we're supposed to post just one is because when somebody posts a bunch of one-liners it becomes hard to sift through.

Demon646 · 03-01-2007, 07:18 PM

"where's that doomed space marine when you need him?

peoplessi · 03-01-2007, 07:39 PM

Most of these suck bad, sry guys, even my own suggestion isn't too good

vcatkiller · 03-01-2007, 07:39 PM

"...and that's 'Why I'm So Great', bitch!"

steelhed · 03-01-2007, 09:35 PM

President Bush is found out to be an alien...

"Time to give Bush the licking that Bush deserves."

Jiminator · 03-01-2007, 10:24 PM

In the dark (again like prey)

"where's the f***ing light switch"

Jiminator · 03-01-2007, 10:25 PM

Putting a gun barrel in an aliens bosses mouth -
"Suck it - Suck it hard!"

Micki! · 03-02-2007, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johndough

Seeing as how I've never offered one-liners before and how I'm not going to offer any more, I think adding one more in my post doesn't hurt anything.
I think the reason why we're supposed to post just one is because when somebody posts a bunch of one-liners it becomes hard to sift through.

Might as well be because they want us to think very carefully, and only come with the very best we have in mind...

If we can only post one single oneliner, we'll put much more thought into it, to make sure it's quality we come with...

It might also be what you say, but as i said, it might be either of both, or something third, or fourth...

KaiserSoze · 03-02-2007, 07:17 AM

"Ewwww that hurt!"

"Here piggy, piggy!"

"Keep your tentacles to yourself, this isn't a Hentai movie!"

"Elvis has left the building....cause I kicked his ass out!"

Micki! · 03-02-2007, 07:19 AM

Kaiser, you TOO!!!

NoLifeKing · 03-02-2007, 09:05 AM

Walking into a bar that is a giant bloody mess of alien and human bodies:

"This joint smells real bad! Must be the forums."

Naw, enough bad jokes. On serious note, I would like to have a one-liner that pays hommage to Shadow Warrior in small ways. Example:

'equips shotgun and pumps a round into chamber'
"Mr. Fortune Cookie says: You're gonna die!"

JobivanHiob · 03-02-2007, 09:47 AM

it is really hard to find a good one-liner...i need inspiration, maybe praying to the almighty Duke will help.
BTW why the fans should name good one-liners, thats 3DR's job.

Hey guys try to claim some money from 3DR, if your one-liners is used in DNF.

SpinX · 03-02-2007, 09:54 AM

I,m not even kicking your ass because i don,t want my boots all coverd in your shit

Is that all the AI dr. proton gave you?

brabee · 03-02-2007, 10:00 AM

Come on Joe... why don't you simple tell us that Duke is on his way? Oh, I forgot, you've been telling us all the time

Ok, here's mine:
"Let's do this!"

Denz · 03-02-2007, 10:26 AM

"Im the pain giver!" After seeing something that is from painkiller.

Bud Bundy · 03-02-2007, 02:43 PM

"Get your ass out of my town!"

vcatkiller · 03-02-2007, 06:18 PM

"Bringing Payne to the Max!"

dan2091 · 03-02-2007, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by django

I'm reloaded! Okay? Come on in here, you mother****ers! Come on, I'm waitin' for ya! What, you ain't comin' in? Okay, I'm comin' out! Oh, you up against me now, mother****ers! I'm gonna blow your ****in' brains out! You think you're big time? You gonna ****in' die big time! You ready? HERE COMES THE PAIN!

I feel that one liner would fit better on Vinnie Gognitti.

*When a bunch of enemies come to Duke*
"Shit on" (as a reference to Johnny Storm)
*Entering into a drinking bar, everyone is dead and there's a alien with the look of a Duck*"That Duck-nuk'em-for-a-beer"
*After passing on the bar he meets the Levelord who's drinking at the back of the bar and tell him* "You're not supposed to be here"

Kalki · 03-03-2007, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jobi-Wan Kenobi

it is really hard to find a good one-liner...i need inspiration, maybe praying to the almighty Duke will help.
BTW why the fans should name good one-liners, thats 3DR's job.

Hey guys try to claim some money from 3DR, if your one-liners is used in DNF.

Your inspiration lies three millimeters below your username. And no, they own your one-liners when you post here. See the bottom of this page.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpinX

Is that all the AI dr. proton gave you?

Nice, for the robotic enemies.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bud Bundy

"Get your ass out of my town!"

"This Ghost-town ain't big enough for the both of us. I'll leave... you be the ghost."

Quote:

Originally Posted by dan2091

I feel that one liner would fit better on Vinnie Gognitti.

:agreed:

Jiminator · 03-03-2007, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kalki

And no, they own your one-liners when you post here. See the bottom of this page.

like if someone posts the coke formula?
that's an argument, not a contract.

Kalki · 03-03-2007, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jiminathare

like if someone posts the coke formula?
that's an argument, not a contract.

OT (done to death) but a coke formula is protected. A one-liner made up here isn't and becomes "property of Apogee Software Ltd."

03-03-2007, 02:34 AM

*shoots a NO SMOKING sign* "Rules are made to be broken!"

JobivanHiob · 03-03-2007, 07:44 AM

Quote:

"Bringing Payne to the Max!"

dude thats some cool one-liner

Quote:

*shoots a NO SMOKING sign* "Rules are made to be broken!"

This one is a good one too

Montykoro! · 03-03-2007, 08:42 AM

"Ideas and messages posted here become property of Apogee Software Ltd"

In some countries...this aply...in anothers...nop....

Mudsling3 · 03-03-2007, 09:40 AM

"Scumbags, stay down, this is not a videogame for you"

"What an explosion, you'd better catch that with a 8800gtx or I am gonna turn this baby 180 on you"

Echo Black · 03-03-2007, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mudsling3

"What an explosion, you'd better catch that with a 8800gtx or I am gonna turn this baby 180 on you"

Hahaha

! However, wouldn't that kill Duke, and not me? Also, I wonder if he'll let me slip (GTS here, not GTX anymore).

DavoX · 03-03-2007, 07:00 PM

Luckily i'm smart and won't read this thread so i can play the game without it being spoiled.

dicklaurent · 03-03-2007, 08:00 PM

I know 'one', but none of these are mine so eh wtf. most of these can be done in a sarcastic way, especially the robocop ones done in a joking robot voice or something I don't know

from starship troopers,
"I'm doing my part too"
"Come on you apes. You want to live forever?"
"They sucked his brains out"

from robocop,
"Your move, creep."
"Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply."
"He's a cop killer."
"I like it!" -- maybe when picking up a really great or big weapon for the first time. er.. it doesn't seem like much but if you haven't seen the movie, it's all in the way it's said
"Can you fly, Bobby?"
"Good night, sweet prince"

from total recall,
"You ever **** a mutant?"

haha

..and eh

"Get your ass to mars" -- could work nicely if there is another dead doom space marine in there again heh

sorry.

DragonflyWolfTen · 03-04-2007, 12:08 AM

After Duke smokes some alien the alien turns to ash then dust then the wind blows the aliens remains away, Duke says

"ashes to ashes, dust to dust"

that's all I got, Yeah I am cool now

Syph · 03-04-2007, 12:09 AM

"I make this look good" like in men in black

SpamViking · 03-04-2007, 01:35 AM

When Duke picks up a kickass weapon:
"All right, Mr. De Mille. I'm ready for my closeup"

vcatkiller · 03-04-2007, 02:00 AM

"What a coincidence, your ass is my shoe size!"

ryche · 03-04-2007, 05:03 AM

From Last Action Hero:

"Rubber-baby-buggy-bumpers". You did not know I would say that!

JobivanHiob · 03-04-2007, 05:57 AM

Quote:

"Come on you apes. You want to live forever?"

imho thats the perfect one-liner

Kalki · 03-04-2007, 06:37 AM

Replace apes with pigs.

peoplessi · 03-04-2007, 11:35 AM

from Blade:
"Some mother****ers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."

The Doctor · 03-04-2007, 12:30 PM

*shoots couple of aliens to smithereens with rpg*:

"Today's weather forecast: guts and gory!"

fofo.rider · 03-04-2007, 12:34 PM

From "Big Trouble in Little China":

Son of a bitch must pay !

I feel kind of invincible.

May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather

03-03-2007, 02:34 AM	#64
Dead Meat Guest	Re: Your One Liner Ideas shoots a NO SMOKING sign "Rules are made to be broken!"

03-01-2007, 04:39 PM	#41
johndough	Re: Your One Liner Ideas Duke fights an Overlord in space and says, "That's one alien overlord that's NOT welcome!" After Duke kicks alien ass in their spaceship and starts for home he says, "Supernatural king takes earth under his wing.. Hail to the king baby!"

03-01-2007, 05:53 PM	#42
Micki!	Re: Your One Liner Ideas We're only allowed to suggest one one-liner __________________ A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'

03-01-2007, 07:18 PM	#44
Demon646	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "where's that doomed space marine when you need him?

03-01-2007, 07:39 PM	#45
peoplessi	Re: Your One Liner Ideas Most of these suck bad, sry guys, even my own suggestion isn't too good __________________ Duke Nukem Forever Who am I to judge?

03-01-2007, 07:39 PM	#46
vcatkiller	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "...and that's 'Why I'm So Great', bitch!"

03-01-2007, 09:35 PM	#47
steelhed	Re: Your One Liner Ideas President Bush is found out to be an alien... "Time to give Bush the licking that Bush deserves."

03-01-2007, 10:24 PM	#48
Jiminator	Re: Your One Liner Ideas In the dark (again like prey) "where's the f***ing light switch" __________________ big badass nasty weapons here....

03-01-2007, 10:25 PM	#49
Jiminator	Re: Your One Liner Ideas Putting a gun barrel in an aliens bosses mouth - "Suck it - Suck it hard!" __________________ big badass nasty weapons here....

03-02-2007, 07:17 AM	#51
KaiserSoze	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "Ewwww that hurt!" "Here piggy, piggy!" "Keep your tentacles to yourself, this isn't a Hentai movie!" "Elvis has left the building....cause I kicked his ass out!" __________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JjimMO2SdE

03-02-2007, 07:19 AM	#52
Micki!	Re: Your One Liner Ideas Kaiser, you TOO!!! __________________ A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'

03-02-2007, 09:05 AM	#53
NoLifeKing	Re: Your One Liner Ideas Walking into a bar that is a giant bloody mess of alien and human bodies: "This joint smells real bad! Must be the forums." Naw, enough bad jokes. On serious note, I would like to have a one-liner that pays hommage to Shadow Warrior in small ways. Example: 'equips shotgun and pumps a round into chamber' "Mr. Fortune Cookie says: You're gonna die!" __________________ Life is like Pacman. You either die of greed or stupidity. Last edited by NoLifeKing; 03-02-2007 at 09:45 AM.

03-02-2007, 09:47 AM	#54
JobivanHiob	Re: Your One Liner Ideas it is really hard to find a good one-liner...i need inspiration, maybe praying to the almighty Duke will help. BTW why the fans should name good one-liners, thats 3DR's job. Hey guys try to claim some money from 3DR, if your one-liners is used in DNF. __________________ Stay up to date with http://dukewatch.blogspot.com for the UNEXPECTED and PREPARE YOURSELF for SHOCK and AWESOME on Penny Arcade EXPO from September 3-5! Onebullit: "If DNF comes out in 2010 i will buy 2 copies and send you one." pjVgt regading DNF at PAX:"I would seriously shit my pants and pre-order three copies - one will be sent to Jobi"

03-02-2007, 09:54 AM	#55
SpinX	Re: Your One Liner Ideas I,m not even kicking your ass because i don,t want my boots all coverd in your shit Is that all the AI dr. proton gave you? __________________ waiting for: Elite sequel, Half life 3, Diablo3, DNF Enough is enough! I've had it with these motherxxxxxx delays on this motherxxxxxx game :) http://www.youtube.com/user/ftbfelix Last edited by SpinX; 03-02-2007 at 10:00 AM.

03-02-2007, 10:00 AM	#56
brabee	Re: Your One Liner Ideas Come on Joe... why don't you simple tell us that Duke is on his way? Oh, I forgot, you've been telling us all the time Ok, here's mine: "Let's do this!"

03-02-2007, 10:26 AM	#57
Denz	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "Im the pain giver!" After seeing something that is from painkiller. __________________ *crunchy superman said:* 10 years and two complete restarts - that's either one very effective filter, or a whole lotta shit. :D

03-02-2007, 02:43 PM	#58
Bud Bundy	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "Get your ass out of my town!" __________________ Al Bundy: "Schuhe, wir haben Schuhe."

03-02-2007, 06:18 PM	#59
vcatkiller	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "Bringing Payne to the Max!"

03-03-2007, 08:42 AM	#66
Montykoro!	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "Ideas and messages posted here become property of Apogee Software Ltd" In some countries...this aply...in anothers...nop.... __________________ "Those damn PigCops are gonna pay for spreading Swine Flu!"

03-03-2007, 09:40 AM	#67
Mudsling3	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "Scumbags, stay down, this is not a videogame for you" "What an explosion, you'd better catch that with a 8800gtx or I am gonna turn this baby 180 on you" __________________ A tooth for a tooth makes the dentists thrilled; An eye for an eye makes the surgeons thrived. It is not about make war or make love, but make money...largely depending on you are a man or woman. Call me conservative -- me

03-03-2007, 07:00 PM	#69
DavoX	Re: Your One Liner Ideas Luckily i'm smart and won't read this thread so i can play the game without it being spoiled. __________________ My Facebook Page for Game Design, Check it out! My Youtube Channel, With mapster32 tutorials!

03-03-2007, 08:00 PM	#70
dicklaurent	Re: Your One Liner Ideas I know 'one', but none of these are mine so eh wtf. most of these can be done in a sarcastic way, especially the robocop ones done in a joking robot voice or something I don't know from starship troopers, "I'm doing my part too" "Come on you apes. You want to live forever?" "They sucked his brains out" from robocop, "Your move, creep." "Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply." "He's a cop killer." "I like it!" -- maybe when picking up a really great or big weapon for the first time. er.. it doesn't seem like much but if you haven't seen the movie, it's all in the way it's said "Can you fly, Bobby?" "Good night, sweet prince" from total recall, "You ever **** a mutant?" haha ..and eh "Get your ass to mars" -- could work nicely if there is another dead doom space marine in there again heh sorry.

03-04-2007, 12:08 AM	#71
DragonflyWolfTen	Re: Your One Liner Ideas After Duke smokes some alien the alien turns to ash then dust then the wind blows the aliens remains away, Duke says "ashes to ashes, dust to dust" that's all I got, Yeah I am cool now

03-04-2007, 12:09 AM	#72
Syph	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "I make this look good" like in men in black __________________ "Feelin' stupid? I know I am!"- Homer Simpson

03-04-2007, 01:35 AM	#73
SpamViking	Re: Your One Liner Ideas When Duke picks up a kickass weapon: "All right, Mr. De Mille. I'm ready for my closeup" __________________ Edges of Seven on Myspace Debut CD "Born Again Hard" now on iTunes! Last edited by SpamViking; 03-04-2007 at 01:39 AM.

03-04-2007, 02:00 AM	#74
vcatkiller	Re: Your One Liner Ideas "What a coincidence, your ass is my shoe size!"

03-04-2007, 05:03 AM	#75
ryche	Re: Your One Liner Ideas From Last Action Hero: "Rubber-baby-buggy-bumpers". You did not know I would say that! __________________ {<- machines have no conscience ->} {<- “Shoot him!” They say, Who will be the killer? Who will be the winner? ->}

03-04-2007, 06:37 AM	#77
Kalki	Re: Your One Liner Ideas Replace apes with pigs. __________________ "Gentlemen, generations to follow will see us as the first pioneers of the internet. They will look upon our days as those of brave spirits and free ideals - where men were men, women were men and children were the FBI." Free Speech

03-04-2007, 11:35 AM	#78
peoplessi	Re: Your One Liner Ideas from Blade: "Some mother**ers are always trying to ice-skate uphill." __________________ Duke Nukem Forever Who am I to judge?**

03-04-2007, 12:30 PM	#79
The Doctor	Re: Your One Liner Ideas shoots couple of aliens to smithereens with rpg: "Today's weather forecast: guts and gory!" __________________ In the Realms of the Third, a lost Hero be. One day He will return, and Babes again be free.

03-04-2007, 12:34 PM	#80
fofo.rider	Re: Your One Liner Ideas From "Big Trouble in Little China": Son of a bitch must pay ! I feel kind of invincible. May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather __________________ Who wants some?