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Old 04-24-2008, 04:29 PM   #1
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The Truth behind 3D Realms
Funny.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/arti...bout-3D-Realms
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Old 04-24-2008, 05:08 PM   #2
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I was amused by this ^^,
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Old 04-24-2008, 06:08 PM   #3
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Not really funny. . . done in poor taste and without any real . . . style.
As a mocumentary it wasn't even that good.
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Old 04-24-2008, 06:15 PM   #4
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de-rez oftens misses the point of things. it has potential but they mostly do a half baked job.

though thier resident evil short was fun
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Old 04-24-2008, 06:40 PM   #5
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Their Resident Evil one was awesome. And their Searching for Gordon Freeman one is also pretty cool.

Their Mortal Kombat ones kindof sucked.
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Old 04-24-2008, 06:58 PM   #6
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One thing I learned from this for sure: always wear an admiral's hat. So incredibly useful.
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Old 04-25-2008, 12:50 AM   #7
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I just watched that video while I was supposed to code something for my company. Well, at least I have a full 'stache.
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Old 04-25-2008, 04:00 AM   #8
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I quite liked this, some parts made me lol, its done in the style of The Office (english, not american) so if youve seen that you might enjoy this more. That admiral hat looks like it took about 6 years to make.
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Old 04-25-2008, 04:24 AM   #9
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Any page that instructs me to disable noscript & adblock fails.
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Old 04-25-2008, 06:23 AM   #10
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I use adblock and it worked fine. I mean, seriously, do you always do what you're told?
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Old 04-25-2008, 07:20 AM   #11
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And have women with big boobs around.
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Old 04-25-2008, 07:27 AM   #12
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The admiral hat was the best part
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Old 04-25-2008, 07:50 AM   #13
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is this a joke or is it realy George speaking?

edit: okay the second guy called Frank has just a too funny voice to be a 3DR dev.
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Old 04-25-2008, 08:00 AM   #14
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is this a joke or is it realy George speaking?

edit: okay the second guy called Frank has just a too funny voice to be a 3DR dev.
Wow. You serious Jobivan? Don't you know what George actually looks like?

Anyway no it's a joke. Which I would have thought was quite obvious.
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Old 04-25-2008, 08:04 AM   #15
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I know what he looks like. But I only heared an audio clip. No video for me.
BTW I posted just after 10 seconds of listening. Thats why I did not realized that it is a joke.
actually a quite funny idea.

edit: now I can see the visuals.
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Old 04-25-2008, 09:23 AM   #16
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The sad part is that it's probably not far from the truth.

Just kidding.
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Old 04-25-2008, 09:39 AM   #17
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The sad part is that it's probably not far from the truth.
The farthest thing from the truth about it is that 3DR would never take the time to tell its fans how things are going.

Oh snap!
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Old 04-25-2008, 09:48 AM   #18
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Had to be done..

It wasn't a very funny sketch, but the admiral's hat saved it.
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Old 04-25-2008, 09:50 AM   #19
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I has the hat.
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Old 04-25-2008, 10:05 AM   #20
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The hat is a lie!
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Old 04-25-2008, 10:10 AM   #21
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a little funny, not gonna remember a month from now though
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Old 04-25-2008, 11:11 AM   #22
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i thought ti was pretty funny
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Old 04-25-2008, 11:56 AM   #23
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And have women with big boobs around.
Seems more like a distraction or inspiration for the game lol which she'd just remove
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Old 04-25-2008, 02:06 PM   #24
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I got to agree with joe that girls boobs where ready to burst out ALL over the place , i was waitinggg hehehe
Aloso i thought the guy looked more like joe than george , just me?
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Old 04-25-2008, 02:45 PM   #25
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DAAAAMN Sarah's got some Tig ol bitties.
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Old 04-25-2008, 05:03 PM   #26
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Just keep pointing at that hat. hahaha gd stuff
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Old 04-26-2008, 04:34 AM   #27
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I loved it when the coder called it Dukem Nukem lol
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Old 04-26-2008, 07:56 AM   #28
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Had to be done..

It wasn't a very funny sketch, but the admiral's hat saved it.
haha

But I guess this is no more. After reorganisating the dev team to unburden George this general thing was scrapped.
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Old 04-26-2008, 09:33 AM   #29
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I quite liked this, some parts made me lol, its done in the style of The Office (english, not american)
I've only seens eps of the US version of the Office and this video is very similar, only with British accents and not nearly as good.

BTW, 3DR's got Matthew Broderick working as a level designer now?
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Old 04-27-2008, 10:50 PM   #30
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I liked it.

I meant the part with Sarah.
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Old 04-28-2008, 03:25 AM   #31
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It was amusing. "The possibilities are endless, because we haven't started yet" XD.
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