A little bit of fun

colmtourque · 06-16-2006, 01:27 PM

No trolling here, a fan love the game looking forward to forever, but this is amusing, probably as old as the hills, but I thought it was funny.
(its also as incomplete as it can be)
http://duke.a-13.net/

the true duke · 06-16-2006, 01:33 PM

trolls, we need a exterminator

Wild Falkon · 06-16-2006, 01:40 PM

That list is hilarious. It's a quirky look into what has gone down since the game was announced.

I don't see how anyone can really be offended by this.

Denz · 06-16-2006, 01:44 PM

Was the announcement of DNF so important for the people that made the site?

Do they think they deserve something from 3DR because they announced some game some years ago?

This site is not fun, and it is useless. Mistakes are mistales, and now it is WID. You don't have to compare, that is not fair for a team that want a nice great fun game for gamers.

colmtourque · 06-16-2006, 01:44 PM

My favorite

Quote:

The concept of Bullet Time has been developed, pioneered, and completely run in to the ground.

--And that was in one year!

Wild Falkon · 06-16-2006, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Denz

Was the announcement of DNF so important for the people that made the site?

Do they think they deserve something from 3DR because they announced some game some years ago?

This site is not fun, and it is useless. Mistakes are mistales, and now it is WID. You don't have to compare, that is not fair for a team that want a nice great fun game for gamers.

You're taking it way too seriously.

SyntaxN · 06-16-2006, 03:07 PM

AFAIK the content of this site is old, but it´s always fun to read stuff like that...

zwieback · 06-16-2006, 03:34 PM

Nice list indeed

i don't think that's an offense or something bad about this list. it's funny and interesting. it's actually only really interesting for the oldtimers inside here who have been waiting for dnf since the announcement

and hey,"Microsoft released 5 consumer-oriented versions of Windows and might release Vista before Duke Nukem Forever hits shelves."

... and no version of those are done

Denz · 06-16-2006, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Wild Falkon

You're taking it way too seriously.

Well, i did not spent a huge amount of time doing a list, so i'm not taking it so seriously.

ADM · 06-16-2006, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by colmtourque

My favorite

--And that was in one year!

Yeah that's my favourite because it's not true

I'd suggest making sure your "facts" actually check out in the future, that is if you were the one who created the site that is.

Look on wikipedia and if you had done so you'd have noticed that "Bullet Time" was used way before the Matrix.

Ivan · 06-16-2006, 07:14 PM

It's funny 'cause it's true.

Nessus · 06-16-2006, 07:32 PM

I like this one. "The Beatles formed, released every single one of their albums and broke up. During this time they also toured the world several times."

Kit · 06-16-2006, 07:37 PM

'All three Star Wars prequels. '

Like we need reminding.

Xerxes · 06-16-2006, 07:50 PM

It's pretty damn funny...

Kalki · 06-17-2006, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wild Falkon

That list is hilarious. It's a quirky look into what has gone down since the game was announced.

I don't see how anyone can really be offended by this.

Do I see your name in the credits?

I loved it. Even if I were George, I would find that pretty damn funny!

Betelgeuse · 06-17-2006, 01:51 AM

LOL.. meh

Neptune · 06-17-2006, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by That freakin' HUGE List!

World War II and the entire Manhattan Project.

True, the Manhattan Project took less time, and Americas involvment in WWII took less time, but WWII as a whole lasted a bit longer AFAIK.

Other than that, nice list. Love the Daikatana one.

Guere · 06-17-2006, 03:00 AM

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The Voyager 1 spacecraft has travelled 8.8 billion miles from Earth.

While this is true (it's about 9.1 billion miles from earth right now), that's since it's launch in 1977. It only travelled about 3 billion miles since DNF's anouncement.

Btw, while all these facts are interesting, I don't think it's any "fun". The Mars rovers Joke was fun at first in 2004, but this list is just overdone. Everyone knows nine years is a long time, don't see why a list of things that has happened since then would be so funny..

MakronMan · 06-17-2006, 04:09 AM

ha, WWI lol

Airtraffic · 06-17-2006, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neptune

True, the Manhattan Project took less time, and Americas involvment in WWII took less time, but WWII as a whole lasted a bit longer AFAIK.

Other than that, nice list. Love the Daikatana one.

DNF = 1998-present = 8 years and counting
WWII = 1939-1945 = 6 years

Denz · 06-17-2006, 07:14 PM

Thanks god it's not the other way.

ReadOnly · 06-17-2006, 07:21 PM

From 1939 to 1945 are 7 years, btw.

Wolle · 06-18-2006, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReadOnly

From 1939 to 1945 are 7 years, btw.

But sept. 3th 1939 (England's declaration of war) - sept. 2nd 1945 (Japan's surrender) is almost exactly 6 years.

colmtourque · 06-18-2006, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADM

Yeah that's my favourite because it's not true

I'd suggest making sure your "facts" actually check out in the future, that is if you were the one who created the site that is.

Look on wikipedia and if you had done so you'd have noticed that "Bullet Time" was used way before the Matrix.

I know I know, it was just a joke...sheesh

hell-angel · 06-19-2006, 01:13 AM

Funny list.

Tang Lung · 06-19-2006, 03:30 AM

haha, excellent list!

06-16-2006, 01:27 PM	#1
colmtourque	A little bit of fun No trolling here, a fan love the game looking forward to forever, but this is amusing, probably as old as the hills, but I thought it was funny. (its also as incomplete as it can be) http://duke.a-13.net/

06-16-2006, 01:33 PM	#2
the true duke	Re: A little bit of fun trolls, we need a exterminator

06-16-2006, 01:40 PM	#3
Wild Falkon	Re: A little bit of fun That list is hilarious. It's a quirky look into what has gone down since the game was announced. I don't see how anyone can really be offended by this. __________________ ...why the hell did I just post that?

06-16-2006, 01:44 PM	#4
Denz	Re: A little bit of fun Was the announcement of DNF so important for the people that made the site? Do they think they deserve something from 3DR because they announced some game some years ago? This site is not fun, and it is useless. Mistakes are mistales, and now it is WID. You don't have to compare, that is not fair for a team that want a nice great fun game for gamers. __________________ *crunchy superman said:* 10 years and two complete restarts - that's either one very effective filter, or a whole lotta shit. :D

06-16-2006, 03:07 PM	#7
SyntaxN	Re: A little bit of fun AFAIK the content of this site is old, but it´s always fun to read stuff like that...

06-16-2006, 03:34 PM	#8
zwieback	Re: A little bit of fun Nice list indeed i don't think that's an offense or something bad about this list. it's funny and interesting. it's actually only really interesting for the oldtimers inside here who have been waiting for dnf since the announcement and hey,"Microsoft released 5 consumer-oriented versions of Windows and might release Vista before Duke Nukem Forever hits shelves." ... and no version of those are done __________________ They Live - "Brother, life's a b*tch, and she's back in heat!" <- put that in forever.. please :)

06-16-2006, 07:14 PM	#11
Ivan	Re: A little bit of fun It's funny 'cause it's true.

06-16-2006, 07:32 PM	#12
Nessus	Re: A little bit of fun I like this one. "The Beatles formed, released every single one of their albums and broke up. During this time they also toured the world several times." __________________ "Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC)

06-16-2006, 07:37 PM	#13
Kit	Re: A little bit of fun 'All three Star Wars prequels. ' Like we need reminding. __________________ "Screw, damn, and bloody do not a sermon make."

06-16-2006, 07:50 PM	#14
Xerxes	Re: A little bit of fun It's pretty damn funny...

06-17-2006, 01:51 AM	#16
Betelgeuse	Re: A little bit of fun LOL.. meh

06-17-2006, 04:09 AM	#19
MakronMan	Re: A little bit of fun ha, WWI lol __________________ The Makron Lives My top upcomin games: Duke Nukem Forever, Prey 2, F.E.A.R. 2, Bioshock, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., ET QUAKE WARS, Painkiller 2, Serious Sam 3, Unreal Tournament 3 Young one it is time for you to learn of the dark arts, The dark art of CAMPING!!! PS. Pig Cops are Dumb F*cks

06-17-2006, 07:14 PM	#21
Denz	Re: A little bit of fun Thanks god it's not the other way. __________________ *crunchy superman said:* 10 years and two complete restarts - that's either one very effective filter, or a whole lotta shit. :D

06-17-2006, 07:21 PM	#22
ReadOnly	Re: A little bit of fun From 1939 to 1945 are 7 years, btw.

06-19-2006, 01:13 AM	#25
hell-angel	Re: A little bit of fun Funny list.

06-19-2006, 03:30 AM	#26
Tang Lung	Re: A little bit of fun haha, excellent list! __________________ "I'd like to begin by saying **** Lance Armstrong" MOON PRINCESS POWER!