Duke candy

prophecy holder · 08-07-2010, 05:49 PM

Come on, Duke was seriously popular back in the 90's. Why did you make no attempts at making candies to profit from the popularity?

I got some idea's:

Duke nukem's beans: Jelly beans of assorted colors with little Nuke symbols.
Duke nukem's ball sack: Flesh colored sack filled with chocolate and white chocolate candy balls.
Duke nukem's cock-rockets: Chocolate roosters with cream filling.
Duke nukem's A.N.U.S. patrol (Assorted nuget filled Uniformed space marines): Little chocolate space marines filled with nuget.
Duke nukem's big salty nuts: Leaving the candy section we move onto snacks. Nuts are very good any time snacks that everyone loves.
Duke nukem's pink taco: Pink colored taco. Who doesn't like taco's?

The possibilites are endless and you can make tons of money from this, you can use that money to possibly complete DNF and it's supposed sequel. If you got any other idea's for some candy (or any foods) then go ahead and name them.

JobivanHiob · 08-07-2010, 06:01 PM

I would order something like this...just cause of Duke!

BugsBunny · 08-07-2010, 06:32 PM

It's going to be big super-flop commercially. Duke is big only to us a few thousand leftover Duketards in the world of which only a few decided to show up in this or Duke4 forums and make lots of noise. The rest of the world doesn't give a rat's arse about Duke or DNF, and a product launched based on a gaming character that had it's last big game about 8 to 9 years ago is a sure recipe for financial disaster.

Zeromaeus · 08-08-2010, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BugsBunny

It's going to be big super-flop commercially. Duke is big only to us a few thousand leftover Duketards in the world of which only a few decided to show up in this or Duke4 forums and make lots of noise. The rest of the world doesn't give a rat's arse about Duke or DNF, and a product launched based on a gaming character that had it's last big game about 8 to 9 years ago is a sure recipe for financial disaster.

Internet. Serious business. You know the drill.

cof_3pc · 08-08-2010, 04:27 PM

prophecy holder · 08-08-2010, 05:17 PM

KO Gilligan · 08-08-2010, 05:21 PM

You are all very disturbed

08-07-2010, 05:49 PM	#1
prophecy holder	Duke candy Come on, Duke was seriously popular back in the 90's. Why did you make no attempts at making candies to profit from the popularity? I got some idea's: Duke nukem's beans: Jelly beans of assorted colors with little Nuke symbols. Duke nukem's ball sack: Flesh colored sack filled with chocolate and white chocolate candy balls. Duke nukem's cock-rockets: Chocolate roosters with cream filling. Duke nukem's A.N.U.S. patrol (Assorted nuget filled Uniformed space marines): Little chocolate space marines filled with nuget. Duke nukem's big salty nuts: Leaving the candy section we move onto snacks. Nuts are very good any time snacks that everyone loves. Duke nukem's pink taco: Pink colored taco. Who doesn't like taco's? The possibilites are endless and you can make tons of money from this, you can use that money to possibly complete DNF and it's supposed sequel. If you got any other idea's for some candy (or any foods) then go ahead and name them. __________________ "Ever since I was a little boy, dressing up has always been...my greatest joy. But when It's time to be discreet, there is one thing you just can't beat and that's a strapless backless classical little black dress" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e4BCOrLmJ0 Last edited by prophecy holder; 08-07-2010 at 06:04 PM.

08-07-2010, 06:01 PM	#2
JobivanHiob	Re: Duke candy I would order something like this...just cause of Duke! __________________ Stay up to date with http://dukewatch.blogspot.com for the UNEXPECTED and PREPARE YOURSELF for SHOCK and AWESOME on Penny Arcade EXPO from September 3-5! Onebullit: "If DNF comes out in 2010 i will buy 2 copies and send you one." pjVgt regading DNF at PAX:"I would seriously shit my pants and pre-order three copies - one will be sent to Jobi"

08-07-2010, 06:32 PM	#3
BugsBunny	Re: Duke candy It's going to be big super-flop commercially. Duke is big only to us a few thousand leftover Duketards in the world of which only a few decided to show up in this or Duke4 forums and make lots of noise. The rest of the world doesn't give a rat's arse about Duke or DNF, and a product launched based on a gaming character that had it's last big game about 8 to 9 years ago is a sure recipe for financial disaster.

08-08-2010, 04:27 PM	#5
cof_3pc	Re: Duke candy __________________ RAWR! I'm in the Duketard Guild, because I am a lvl 70 bad ass. "Eat shit and die!"

08-08-2010, 05:17 PM	#6
prophecy holder	Re: Duke candy __________________ "Ever since I was a little boy, dressing up has always been...my greatest joy. But when It's time to be discreet, there is one thing you just can't beat and that's a strapless backless classical little black dress" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e4BCOrLmJ0

08-08-2010, 05:21 PM	#7
KO Gilligan	Re: Duke candy You are all very disturbed