Duke Nukem Forever is a social experiment

clayasaurus · 07-20-2009, 11:19 PM

Duke Nukem Forever is a just a 12 year running social experiment funded by the military black psyops groups to see how long any group of people can hold faith in something non-existent. The research will then be forwarded to the Vatican.

Remember the references of the "second coming of Duke?" And other religious symbolism surrounding the title? Instead of Duke coming out, we'll get the Vatican sponsored apocalypse, the financial meltdown has already started.

The legal battle is just the latest attempt from George and Scott to convince the world that the game actually exists, when it does not. The game always looks up to date because the screen shots are rendered from 3D Max. The gameplay videos were the result of outsourced development for the sake of proving the existence of the game. Just like the 2001 mockup, everything we've seen of DNF is the only thing that exists of DNF.

The termination date of this social experiment is set to be 2012. Since people stopped believing in DNF, "Duke Begins" will shortly continue the saga of the never released game.

Since this message contains highly sensitive information, expect it to be deleted shortly. Once the experiment is complete, the meltdown can begin, and peoples faith in religion and government will be tested, DNF style propoganda will keep their faith.

__________________________________________________ ________________________

In all seriousness, this is exactly what I feel like.
Ex Duke Believer,
Clayasaurus

Betelgeuse · 07-20-2009, 11:38 PM

this a pretty weird DNF conspiracy theory (i have heard a fair few over the years). The only reason this might get deleted is because it's complete bollocks.

are you wearing a tin foil hat?

Semaj · 07-20-2009, 11:49 PM

Might be weird, but this one is original and funny.

But why would the Vatican need the result from this? Aren't they in charge of running the same experiment but for two thousand years longer?

sawn_off · 07-20-2009, 11:56 PM

Hey guys, let's hate DNF and religon on the internet! They'll never see it coming!

Rider · 07-21-2009, 02:40 AM

Hahaha! This has so many holes in it, and it's so out there!

EmperorZorn · 07-21-2009, 06:53 AM

George Broussard doesnt exist !

The pictures are photoshopped and the person on them is Jack Chesterfield
who died in 1982 !

Duke Nukem is a big social experiment set up by the government !
Quick, run for your lives !!

crunchy superman · 07-21-2009, 07:09 AM

Come to think of it, I don't believe any of us ever actually played Duke3D or any other Duke game. After having my eyes opened by this thread, I'm now convinced that those other games were merely drug-induced memory implants given to us for the sole purpose of directing our attention away from actions of the power-hungry global elite.

marioman360 · 07-21-2009, 08:45 AM

but i have Duke3D on my computer!... don't I? it was just playing it... wasn't I?... whoa... i need to sit down...

GivingEverything · 07-21-2009, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crunchy superman

Come to think of it, I don't believe any of us ever actually played Duke3D or any other Duke game. After having my eyes opened by this thread, I'm now convinced that those other games were merely drug-induced memory implants given to us for the sole purpose of directing our attention away from actions of the power-hungry global elite.

As with every other video game in existence.

LeonZyCoene · 07-21-2009, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Duke Nukem Forever is a just a 12 year running social experiment funded by the military black psyops groups to see how long any group of people can hold faith in something non-existent.

The concept of God has been running strong for thousands and thousands of years.

No test necessary. People will believe in stupid s*** for-eh-vur.

FlashBack · 07-23-2009, 02:54 AM

Dude!!! I can't believe you didn't realize by now that we do not exist at all!
How can duke nukem exist when nothing exists? We are but a thought and so is everything else!
Nothing exists not even this post!

EmperorZorn · 07-23-2009, 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlashBack

Dude!!! I can't believe you didn't realize by now that we do not exist at all!
How can duke nukem exist when nothing exists? We are but a thought and so is everything else!
Nothing exists not even this post!

I can confirm that this post indeed doesnt exist.
But I guess that doesnt matter because neither I or my post exists either !

prophecy holder · 07-23-2009, 07:39 AM

All makes sense now:

Recieving orders from the Vatican, destroy posters and all who knows it. The information cannot get out........yet.

trucedAnimal · 07-23-2009, 09:20 AM

maybe it's time to form the "Holy Church of Duke Nukem" and then we split into groups that then will fight each other. it's the only way to prove that its a true religion.

Some say you should chew bubblegum as fast as possible so you are out of bubble gum faster. an other group says you should never buy bubblegum at all.

some say the first 3 episodes are the only true episodes while some say the 4th changed everything and is the only really important one. some smaller groups belive in the other add-ons.

some orthodox believers say "Duke Nukum" is the only way to write his name.

some say one should only drink water from broken toilets while others think its ok to drink from a glass.

gamefan11 · 07-23-2009, 06:46 PM

dun dun dun

Yatta · 07-23-2009, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clayasaurus

Duke Nukem Forever is a just a 12 year running social experiment funded by the military black psyops groups to see how long any group of people can hold faith in something non-existent. The research will then be forwarded to the Vatican.

Remember the references of the "second coming of Duke?" And other religious symbolism surrounding the title? Instead of Duke coming out, we'll get the Vatican sponsored apocalypse, the financial meltdown has already started.

The legal battle is just the latest attempt from George and Scott to convince the world that the game actually exists, when it does not. The game always looks up to date because the screen shots are rendered from 3D Max. The gameplay videos were the result of outsourced development for the sake of proving the existence of the game. Just like the 2001 mockup, everything we've seen of DNF is the only thing that exists of DNF.

The termination date of this social experiment is set to be 2012. Since people stopped believing in DNF, "Duke Begins" will shortly continue the saga of the never released game.

Since this message contains highly sensitive information, expect it to be deleted shortly. Once the experiment is complete, the meltdown can begin, and peoples faith in religion and government will be tested, DNF style propoganda will keep their faith.

__________________________________________________ ________________________

In all seriousness, this is exactly what I feel like.
Ex Duke Believer,
Clayasaurus

LOL! That was funny. ...and true!

clayasaurus · 07-24-2009, 01:29 PM

Hey this thread was just to vent my frustration about DNF. Kind of a joke and not meant to be true. Hey any creative mind can fill plot holes to any situation.

Kind of expected this thread to get deleted but I don't care if it stays as well.

I find it really hard to believe that the 2001 video showed off pretty much ALL they had. Really hard to believe, back then I thought the game was almost done. Wrong. Every year I thought it was almost done. This year I thought it was almost done, then comes along a law suit.

Bam. No more 3drealms, so I'm thinking DNF is dead. If they can't complete it with a development team, they can't complete it without one. I mean they fired Joe, man. Now their installer is going to suck.

I'll just play starcraft and starcraft 2, instead

If there is another duke game, it's probably going to be "Duke's Barbie Adventure 3D for the iPhone"

Duke 3D was a good game for its time, sorry its not that great of a game in this day in age, stop re-releasing it, buy a dev team and finish DNF.

Yatta · 07-24-2009, 01:31 PM

Starcraft 1 and 2 haven't been released yet, silly. You'll have to play Diablo 5 instead!

JobivanHiob · 07-24-2009, 01:49 PM

Yatta, I'm currently listening to Toto's "Hold the Line". I always have to think of your DNF cover! Maybe repost it so the others guys have something to chew on for some time!

Well it was worth a try!

Yatta · 07-25-2009, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JobivanHiob

Yatta, I'm currently listening to Toto's "Hold the Line". I always have to think of your DNF cover! Maybe repost it so the others guys have something to chew on for some time!

Well it was worth a try!

Thank you Jobimcloov <333333

.

JUST for you, I repost it: http://www.orientalistics.com/robert...27s%20Done.mp3

walker4409 · 08-09-2009, 03:19 AM

I know who´s responsible for the whole mess... it´s Jon St. John the voice of duke. He made us all addicted

Ironside · 08-09-2009, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by walker4409

I know who´s responsible for the whole mess... it´s Jon St. John the voice of duke. He made us all addicted

So true. The biggest bummer in gaming is that gb and sm own Duke Nukem. and the cronnies that they have/had. its like watching the towers come down. with an evil voice saying "pull it"

Skiffer · 08-18-2009, 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Semaj

why would the Vatican need the result from this? Aren't they in charge of running the same experiment but for two thousand years longer?

DNF is the sequel to Jesus Christ?

Heil Duke · 08-18-2009, 02:17 PM

are you high?

07-20-2009, 11:19 PM	#1
clayasaurus	Duke Nukem Forever is a social experiment Duke Nukem Forever is a just a 12 year running social experiment funded by the military black psyops groups to see how long any group of people can hold faith in something non-existent. The research will then be forwarded to the Vatican. Remember the references of the "second coming of Duke?" And other religious symbolism surrounding the title? Instead of Duke coming out, we'll get the Vatican sponsored apocalypse, the financial meltdown has already started. The legal battle is just the latest attempt from George and Scott to convince the world that the game actually exists, when it does not. The game always looks up to date because the screen shots are rendered from 3D Max. The gameplay videos were the result of outsourced development for the sake of proving the existence of the game. Just like the 2001 mockup, everything we've seen of DNF is the only thing that exists of DNF. The termination date of this social experiment is set to be 2012. Since people stopped believing in DNF, "Duke Begins" will shortly continue the saga of the never released game. Since this message contains highly sensitive information, expect it to be deleted shortly. Once the experiment is complete, the meltdown can begin, and peoples faith in religion and government will be tested, DNF style propoganda will keep their faith. __________________________________________________ ________________________ In all seriousness, this is exactly what I feel like. Ex Duke Believer, Clayasaurus

07-20-2009, 11:38 PM	#2
Betelgeuse	Re: Duke Nukem Forever is a social experiment this a pretty weird DNF conspiracy theory (i have heard a fair few over the years). The only reason this might get deleted is because it's complete bollocks. are you wearing a tin foil hat? __________________ #include <iostream> using namespace std; int main() { cout << " my mum says im cool... "; return 13; }

07-20-2009, 11:49 PM	#3
Semaj	Re: Duke Nukem Forever is a social experiment Might be weird, but this one is original and funny. But why would the Vatican need the result from this? Aren't they in charge of running the same experiment but for two thousand years longer?

07-20-2009, 11:56 PM	#4
sawn_off	Re: Duke Nukem Forever is a social experiment Hey guys, let's hate DNF and religon on the internet! They'll never see it coming!

07-21-2009, 02:40 AM	#5
Rider	Re: Duke Nukem Forever is a social experiment Hahaha! This has so many holes in it, and it's so out there! __________________ Duke4.net - Duke's OTHER home. HeadbangersFM - The station that keeps your head banging! ------------- She's pretty, not "damn-she's-making-my-noodle-dance-samba"-pretty, but still very pretty... - Micki!

07-21-2009, 06:53 AM	#6
EmperorZorn	Re: Duke Nukem Forever is a social experiment George Broussard doesnt exist ! The pictures are photoshopped and the person on them is Jack Chesterfield who died in 1982 ! Duke Nukem is a big social experiment set up by the government ! Quick, run for your lives !!

07-21-2009, 07:09 AM	#7
crunchy superman	Re: Duke Nukem Forever is a social experiment Come to think of it, I don't believe any of us ever actually played Duke3D or any other Duke game. After having my eyes opened by this thread, I'm now convinced that those other games were merely drug-induced memory implants given to us for the sole purpose of directing our attention away from actions of the power-hungry global elite. __________________

07-21-2009, 08:45 AM	#8
marioman360	Re: Duke Nukem Forever is a social experiment but i have Duke3D on my computer!... don't I? it was just playing it... wasn't I?... whoa... i need to sit down... __________________ Please forgive the stupid username.

07-23-2009, 02:54 AM	#11
FlashBack	Re: Duke Nukem Forever is a social experiment Dude!!! I can't believe you didn't realize by now that we do not exist at all! How can duke nukem exist when nothing exists? We are but a thought and so is everything else! Nothing exists not even this post! Last edited by FlashBack; 07-23-2009 at 02:57 AM.

07-23-2009, 07:39 AM	#13
prophecy holder	Re: Duke Nukem Forever is a social experiment All makes sense now: Recieving orders from the Vatican, destroy posters and all who knows it. The information cannot get out........yet. __________________ "Ever since I was a little boy, dressing up has always been...my greatest joy. But when It's time to be discreet, there is one thing you just can't beat and that's a strapless backless classical little black dress" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e4BCOrLmJ0

07-23-2009, 09:20 AM	#14
trucedAnimal	Re: Duke Nukem Forever is a social experiment maybe it's time to form the "Holy Church of Duke Nukem" and then we split into groups that then will fight each other. it's the only way to prove that its a true religion. Some say you should chew bubblegum as fast as possible so you are out of bubble gum faster. an other group says you should never buy bubblegum at all. some say the first 3 episodes are the only true episodes while some say the 4th changed everything and is the only really important one. some smaller groups belive in the other add-ons. some orthodox believers say "Duke Nukum" is the only way to write his name. some say one should only drink water from broken toilets while others think its ok to drink from a glass. __________________ I have a very small and dark signature! And it’s rather pointless as well.

07-23-2009, 06:46 PM	#15
gamefan11	Re: Duke Nukem Forever is a social experiment dun dun dun Last edited by gamefan11; 07-23-2009 at 06:49 PM.

07-24-2009, 01:29 PM	#17
clayasaurus	Re: Duke Nukem Forever is a social experiment Hey this thread was just to vent my frustration about DNF. Kind of a joke and not meant to be true. Hey any creative mind can fill plot holes to any situation. Kind of expected this thread to get deleted but I don't care if it stays as well. I find it really hard to believe that the 2001 video showed off pretty much ALL they had. Really hard to believe, back then I thought the game was almost done. Wrong. Every year I thought it was almost done. This year I thought it was almost done, then comes along a law suit. Bam. No more 3drealms, so I'm thinking DNF is dead. If they can't complete it with a development team, they can't complete it without one. I mean they fired Joe, man. Now their installer is going to suck. I'll just play starcraft and starcraft 2, instead If there is another duke game, it's probably going to be "Duke's Barbie Adventure 3D for the iPhone" Duke 3D was a good game for its time, sorry its not that great of a game in this day in age, stop re-releasing it, buy a dev team and finish DNF.

07-24-2009, 01:31 PM	#18
Yatta	Re: Duke Nukem Forever is a social experiment Starcraft 1 and 2 haven't been released yet, silly. You'll have to play Diablo 5 instead! __________________ Visit Duke4.net - The largest Duke Nukem fan community on the net!

07-24-2009, 01:49 PM	#19
JobivanHiob	Re: Duke Nukem Forever is a social experiment Yatta, I'm currently listening to Toto's "Hold the Line". I always have to think of your DNF cover! Maybe repost it so the others guys have something to chew on for some time! Well it was worth a try! __________________ Stay up to date with http://dukewatch.blogspot.com for the UNEXPECTED and PREPARE YOURSELF for SHOCK and AWESOME on Penny Arcade EXPO from September 3-5! Onebullit: "If DNF comes out in 2010 i will buy 2 copies and send you one." pjVgt regading DNF at PAX:"I would seriously shit my pants and pre-order three copies - one will be sent to Jobi"

08-09-2009, 03:19 AM	#21
walker4409	Re: Duke Nukem Forever is a social experiment I know who´s responsible for the whole mess... it´s Jon St. John the voice of duke. He made us all addicted

08-18-2009, 02:17 PM	#24
Heil Duke	Re: Duke Nukem Forever is a social experiment are you high?