On the road to becoming a rock star like Charlie, Joe and George!

I have a couple of games that I have multiple copies that should be played by someone and not sit on my desk forever. The plan was to take them to EB and get store credit but yesterday I was hit in the head by a toilet paper roll and I have changed my greedy ways!
I see you guys are anticipating Duke and this is good cause good things come to those who anticipate.
1 copy of Wheel of Time
1 copy of Star Trek Voyager
1 copy of Vampire Redemption
1 copy of Unreal Tournament
5 copies of TA Kingdoms

Just tell me what you want and why I should give it to you. I have no rules so just fight amongst yourselves and the people that catch my attention will get what they want.

The games are still unopened and in there boxes!

If you can't think of anything start your sentence with this.... Ruben your better than Charlie, Joe, George and everyone on the DNF team because....

I will check it from time to time and update you guys on who is getting what untill all my supplies are gone!

If I see a post, "I would rather have DNF" ,
while this is a good comment, it wont help you getting any of those games!!!!!


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[Superczar]

Ruben you should give me Unreal Tournament because your not a moron like Joe, and he even admitted it. Plus your the most f***in awesome pirate ever!

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Originally posted by Joe3DR:
I just checked. I'm a moron.

[Volt9000]

I would like the Star Trek Voyager one (Elite Force, right?) because I'm a major Voyager fan, it's my favourite series.

[edit]
Oh yeah, I would also (or instead of EF) like the Vampire game, because I've never played it before and I want to try it out.



[This message has been edited by Volt9000 (edited 01-21-2001).]

Ruben your better than Charlie, Joe, George and everyone on the DNF team because you are a sexy bitch


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Oh, I'd like UT please. You sexy bitch you

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[Aegeri]

I'll have Vampire the Masqurade thanks because I am a poor impoverished student, who is always crawling around in the gutter and trying to scrape money together.

Besides the game is ok and I wouldn't mind it again. Plus it would help cheer me up as my life at the moment is a bit miserable.

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I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smuggling plums!!!

[BADGER]

Elite Force, baby! Why should I get it? Why shouldn't I? I have not done anything bad to you. I mean what else am I going to do over weekeneds? I'm too lazy to get up off the computer to watch the show itself, so why not just play the game? I mean, not giving me the game is just sending me further down a road of pirating. You're creating a monster, Ruben, is that what you want? IS IT?

You know, I bet you're gonna get a lot of ass kissing in this thread, but not from me. Volt9000 is a good example. Look at him with his stupid grin, you really want to encourage that behaviour? And no, he isn't mentally retarded, which is even more sad.

I deserve, no, NEED this game. I'm a certified geek, I can get signed documentation to prove it if you so wish. If I am deprived of this game, you will ruin my way of life, the balance in which I live. I mean, are you even thinking of giving it away to someone else? You bastard!

I will wait by my mailbox. Pray that I see this game soon, because, if I don't, I'll do something very very nasty.

BADGER
I'm watching you!

[bazboyz]

Ruben your better than Charlie, Joe, George and everyone on the DNF team because you offer us free gifts and I would like T A Kingdoms as I had it once but unfortunately it fell on the floor and was run over by my office chair, I found it with a pen through the center it had broken into 5 peices I did not realized this until I wanted to play it again so please send me as its great fun and I miss it

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a smart man learns from his own mistakes, but a truly wise man learns from other people's mistakes.

[This message has been edited by bazboyz (edited 01-21-2001).]

LOL Ruben,all those games SUCK except Star Trek,hmmm...what engine does it use?

Just kidding BITCH

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[Detharin]

Ruben you are better than Charlie, Joe, George and everyone else on the Duke Forever team because only you would have the utter coolness to send me TA kingdoms and Star Trek Voyager with poleroids of Duke Forever Screenshots taped to them.

They must hold you up at meetings and say "BEHOLD RUBEN FOR HE IS COOL, GO FORTH AND EMULATE HIM, FOR DUKE MUST BE AS COOL".
To keep you at 3d Realms they must send Joe, George, and Charlie out to procure female sacrafices, and then they return to clean up the scraps and kiss your feet. They must cry themselves to sleep at night, chanting through the tears "why can't i be like Ruben, WHY OH WHY GOD WHY".

Your humble servant
Detharin
High Priest of the Church of Ruben the Eternally cool, and the Shining light to Joe, Charlie, and Georges darkness of ineptitude.



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[Kickassguy]

Ruben, you are my God. I worship you daily and perform ritualistic sacrifices daily in your honour. I also occasionally practice self-mutilation in order to attempt to be at peace with myself that no matter how hard I try, I can never be you. A sign, any sign (*cough* #1=Elite Force or #2=Wheel of Time or #3=TA: K *cough*) would simply fuel my faith in you, and would be rewarded by intensified prayer and much good porn sent to your e-mail address. This much I promise you.

Oh yes, Texture artists rule!


[edit]And oh yeah, Ruben, what do you mean *becoming* a rock star like George and Charlie and Joe? You already are a rock star, at least in my eyes. [/edit]


[This message has been edited by Kickassguy (edited 01-22-2001).]

None of you guys have said please. Shame on you all!

You are a great guy Ruben. I know you will make the right choice.



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I'd like Star Trek Voyager, please.

Why?

I'm a nerd... that pretty much explains it all, doesn't it?

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Could you please give me the copy of Vampire Redemption because....I don't know, never even played the demo, but it sounds fun.

Oh yeah, an when you've chosen me, could I come in and pick it up?
*start's packing his survailance equipment - Heh, heh, heh*

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There is a theory which states that: Should anyone ever discover the reason behind the Universe, it would instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

[ryche]

Rubba dub dub, it's Ruben in a tub.
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Oh hmm UT would be cool or TA:K, it'd get me off my ungodly Everquest addiction. Must...gain...level....34..!


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ryche

[This message has been edited by ryche (edited 01-22-2001).]

[George Broussard]

Ryche,

>>Oh hmm UT would be cool or TA:K, it'd get me off my ungodly Everquest addiction. Must...gain...level....34..!

I hit level 54 with my Paladin. Trust me...stop now.


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George Broussard, 3D Realms

Now everyone is saying please. Ruben, please give me UT, I'm just a poor Island boy. Oh and your the best Ruben

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[Kickassguy]

Originally posted by Steven:
None of you guys have said please. Shame on you all!

My post is worth a thousand pleases

Rueben Please let me have a Copy of TA kingdoms.... i need to use it as a source for a research project in my medieval studies class! Conventional research while effective won't fit itself into my my schedule of eating cookie dough and saving kittens from trees. Are you honestly going to deny kittens a safe journey to the ground??!

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Give me back my phone ~ Lost Highway

Ruben, you're SO MUCH better than Charlie, Joe, George and everyone on the DNF team because you've got much better fashion sense and taste. It is for this reason alone that I know you'll send me Star Trek Voyager, but You're also much better looking, smarter, funnier, and your personal hygiene is above reproach.

Some of the posts in this forum are quite good, but They're all lacking - Nodoby can give a legitimate reason why they should have the game - I can.

I am really a Vulcan. It's only logical that the only REAL LEGITIMATE Vulcan on the forum should be given the Star Trek game.

Also, None of the other UBB members are suited to play the Star Trek game - If you look very closely, the Star Trek box says:
"This game is only Suitable for Vulcans who are 3DR UBB members and dead Klingons. This game will cause death or worse (ie: Employment at JeffK Industries or ID software) in Humans".
It's written in VERY small letters in the Klingon language, right underneath the rating. If you give the Star Trek game to anybody but me, you would be:

a) Defiling the name Star Trek and everything the federation stands for.

b) Depriving a poor, homesick Vulcan of a good dose of Star Trek Action

c) Sentencing a UBB member to Death or worse (Unless UBB member is a dead klingon but that would be a waste because a Dead klingon is hardly going to have time to play the game.)

d) Giving in to the illogical rants and threats of immature lifeforms

Badger puts in a good case for the Star Trek game, but IMO he just doesn't make the grade - He eventually resorts to threats. Threats are Illogical, and are often used by emotionally unstable and disfunctional entities. Badger should be given a copy of Tetris or The Incredible Machine because these games will help speed his mental evolution. Give him 10 years on The Incredible Machine, and badger will be ready for something like a Star Trek game.

Live long and prosper.

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"A child's rhyme stuck in my head.
It said that life is but a dream.
I've spent so many years in question
to find I've known this all along."

TooL - Third Eye

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[This message has been edited by The_Wizard (edited 01-22-2001).]

[Da-Masta]

Which game do I want?

I would take any of those games you offer, Ruben. Just owning a game that has once been touched and used by the actual Ruben Cabrera will make me an extremely happy person. If I died then on the spot, I will go happily knowing that my life was complete.

Just fantasizing about playing your copy of Unreal Tournament makes me quiver with exitement.

- edit - But if I was forced to make an absolute choice (anything for Ruben, texture god) I would of course love to receive from you Unreal Tournament or Elite Force; and then laugh at their pitiful texture work when compared to your pimptastic art.

- edit #2 - I've now see that the competition for the games is on. Btw, I am not joking. Owning a game (UT!) that has been used in the 3DR offices and by you especially will make me ultimately complete. I am not gonna try to win your sympathy. But I really need them their games, Ruben!

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#DragonAnime @ EFnet



[This message has been edited by Da-Masta (edited 01-23-2001).]

Hey man

I probably won't get this because I never win. It's like a nerd thing or something. But if you don't try...

Look, I live in Australia and basically here games are far more expensive then over there. Twice the price but the same salaries.

Right now my dad is planning to see his mom(back in the old country) who just had a stroke and stuff. Well she's really bad and because he's going back there we'll need a hellova lot of money. The ticket is 3000 by itself, and then there is some money we have to give relatives. See, we come from Yugoslavia and well, that place basically is falling apart. And all the family back there would need some money.

Well all that rounds up to 6000 dollars AU. And that's a lot. Expenses have been cut to the bone and frankly that means no moneys for the game.

This is why I'd like you to send me Unreal Tournament or Wheel Of Time - I want them both. WoT because I'm a Robert Jordan fan and I just cracked open Path Of Daggers, and UT because I love the game (just played the demo again and it blew me away) and I want to use UED too and make some really cool levels (I'm a aspiring level designer/texture artist). Well that's basically why I would like these games.

And there is another reason - I wanna win for a single time... I mean I've never WON. Not a single thing. Arguments with friends and enemies in school. Races of all kinds, even when I KNOW I'm better then the other guy/girl. I generally lead a miserable life that seems to screw me over at every turn - help me out man, it would be really cool if I could have one of those two games. Either will be fine.

Eh, well, I tried. Keep in mind man. I'm not trying to guilt you in anything, I just thought that this would be cool to have. After all, I love both games... I'll give em a good home. I promise. Their CD's will be kept clean and dust free just like all my other games. And their boxes will be hung on walls like posters... or better yet trophies.

Hope I win.

- Buddy

[SpamViking]

Dude, shoot Star Trek my way & I'll shoot something your way It's a limited edition & it may be worth something when I'm dominating the music world.
Whaddya say?
Click my sig for more info.

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[This message has been edited by SpamViking (edited 01-22-2001).]

Look, I live in Australia and basically here games are far more expensive then over there.

I live in New Zealand and games over here are WAY more expensive than Australia.

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[Ninja]

I would like the copy of UT please.

Why should I win it? Well, I am begging you! PLEASE, let me have it!!!!!

My computer crashed and caught fire and all my games were destroyed when my computer caught on fire!

(How was I supposed to know that floppy disks don't go in the CD drive???????? Huh? The instructions didn't say so!!!)

I had to pay $3000 to get it fixed !

(thankfully I had an ample supply of saliva to douse the blaze.

All my money is gone, you gotta help me Ruben! You're the greatest gamer that has ever lived!!!!

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I live In Australia too and a Dingo ate my copy of wheel of time...

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"A child's rhyme stuck in my head.
It said that life is but a dream.
I've spent so many years in question
to find I've known this all along."

TooL - Third Eye

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[Klaus Kinski]

Ruben, dude, I DON'T WANT YOUR GAMES!
I hope that makes everything clear.
I love you because you're intelligent, not because you have pretty games.

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Kinski:
I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down and The Flames Went Higher
And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire
PlanetDuke

Ruben, don't listen to all these liars Please, I must have UT

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Ruben, I think you should put those games back on my desk where you found them you stinking greasy thief!

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Matt Wood
Artist/Mapper
3DRealms Entertainment

[George Broussard]

Matt,

>>
Matt Wood
Artist/Mapper
3DRealms Entertainment
>>

Please refer to section 99, sub-section b, paragraph 3, where it is clearly stated that the company's name is "3D [SPACE] Realms".

Thank you for your support.

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George Broussard, 3D Realms

[superatomic]

I would love to have Vampire Redemption.
Mainly because RPG's are my favorite genre and FPS second. I've always wanted to try this game just couldn't afford to get it.
If you are giving it away for free I would love to be the recipient



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[Aurora51]

I almost NEVER post in this forum, because I think everyone except you sucks. NO ONE, not a single entity can measure up to your fantastic sense of humor, creativity, and loving care. The time you saved me from those drunken biker guys trying to have sex with me and a pregnant goat that one new year's eve just shows how much of a caring human being you are. My parents, friends, ex-girlfriend, all laughed at me, yet you sat down with me (while it was kinda hard for me to sit down at the moment), gave me a warm cup of chocalate milk, and told me everything was going to be ok.

If it is ok with you I should like Wheel of Time. If not, thats ok, you are more than a caring, beautiful person, and you need not give away items to those who only seek to kiss your buttox for getting things to feed their materialistic needs. Thank you Sir.



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Maxworld3d
Wallpapers/Icons/Forums
http://www.maxworld3d.com
Maxworld UBB forums
My Music Project
www.mp3.com/neurologik

Must resist free games. Must find release, can't focus. Bow down chicken, bow down to the sucking vortex of free games. Whoh, thanks spock, bones and fred, i'm ok now. We must remember the true nature of mans stuggle and valiant efforts of the human soul to bag a deal and to reach out to the hope of better games on other desks, perhaps someday, games like ms train simulator and doom3 will be used. Only then will i go for it.

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I live In Australia too and a Dingo ate my copy of wheel of time...

I happen to know that a lot of people live in asutralia but I happen to be povo right now AND on this board so I might be eligible for that copy of WoT/UT.

And yes it's true... I really do suck in real life - pathetic isn't it?

- Buddy

Thank you for your support.

You like to say that huh George - it get's you off doesn't it? Yea it does you little pervert - MUAHAHAHAHAHA! No seriously, why is it important that Ruben get that right - I mean what are the eaxct legal reasons? Yes he works for you but Greenmarine worked at Epic too, and he never said Epic Games or bothered with Epic MegaGames, so why should Ruben? Just pure curiosity.

- Buddy

I dont need em. I have all of those games muhaha. Beg like the dogs you are. ROOFLE.

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[morris]

/me turns way, unable to witness the sickening display any longer.

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those games suck anyway!

Buddy: You can have Wheel Of Time if I get Star Trek, ok?

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"A child's rhyme stuck in my head.
It said that life is but a dream.
I've spent so many years in question
to find I've known this all along."

TooL - Third Eye

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[smattbac]

Ruben, I'd like the copy of Star Trek Voyager. I meant to buy it for Christmas but I didn't have the money for it, and my parents wouldn't buy it either. I'm not made out of money, so I don't buy many games. The last game I bought was Diablo II, and that game doesn't interest me anymore.
Please, I beg you Ruben, my life would be so much more meaningful and worth living if I could sit down and play Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force when everything I stand on has fallen apart.

Sincerely, smattbac

[This message has been edited by smattbac (edited 01-22-2001).]

[Delphi Dude]

Ruben, do you seriously think you could buy my affection with a computer game?
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Damn right you could.

That'll be that Voyager game, thank-you-very-much.

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I am the rain on your parade.

It's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all. And me? I should have kept my big mouth shut.

Delphi Dude's Domain, for all your non-essential needs