Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) - Page 2

oak man · 03-02-2006, 11:22 PM

^^ lets hope he never says that!

"It's time to make tracks..."

Lt.Havoc · 03-03-2006, 08:06 AM

He did, he said that in DN64. Wehn you picked up enough weapons and all, he said "Its time to make tracks."

DHDF · 03-06-2006, 08:30 AM

eat applepie and die...

Micki! · 03-06-2006, 08:50 AM

Actually, every Duke line would sound wrong, when adding more "fine" words with the same meaning

:

"i'm gonna pull your head off, and poo down your throat..!"

"your facial expression, your "end", what is the difference..?!"

"lick it downwards"

NutWrench · 03-06-2006, 12:37 PM

Duke Nukem would never say "golly!" Ever.

Commando Nukem · 03-06-2006, 03:08 PM

"Damn... I aint lookin' too good."

"I want to make childrens games... This violence thing is getting too old for me...."

"I think i'll just find some bubble gum, chew it and go home."

"Wheres my Britney Spears album?"

"I think I might cry...

"

"Mommy!"

"I wonder if the aliens are up for a game of basketball instead?"

Hellbound · 03-06-2006, 06:56 PM

"I'm dead"

"I love you"

"Perform fellatio, please"

"God, bless my soul"

"Father, I've sinned"

"Where is my child?"

"I am a girl"

"I want to taste your semen"

"My name is Randy Marshall"

"Please, put your genitals into my *****"

"Excuse me, where is a gay club?"

... and more more more

oak man · 03-06-2006, 08:18 PM

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Lt.Havoc said:
He did, he said that in DN64. Wehn you picked up enough weapons and all, he said "Its time to make tracks."

Yeah I know they replaced "shit happens with" "Its time to make tracks"

"Hey aliens I don't wanno kill any more, I'm an anti war guy now"

Phayzon · 03-06-2006, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Phayzon said:
"Uh oh...."

Correction. Level 5 of Duke Nukem Mobile 3D, he says it.

Commando Nukem · 03-07-2006, 12:58 AM

"I think i'll go play DOOM."

"I suck."

"Aliens are nice."

"I wuv proton, mmmhmmm, all niiight long! all niight."

"I was born to be delayed forever!"

"Hail to the Baby, king!"

"I think I need a smaller gun."

"Where can I run and hide?"

The Green Herring · 03-07-2006, 01:23 AM

"I have no life."
"Gosh, darnit! Where'd all my makeup go?"
"Friggin' swimsuit issues! When'll they stop circulating!?"
"Time to get fat!"
"...Can't sleep, Pig Cops will eat me..."
"They'll bury you in a lunchbox!" (see post icon

)

Ras · 03-07-2006, 01:35 AM

"Damn. Those alien bastards are going to hear from my insurance company for shooting up my ride."

"I'll let them live. All they did was steal our chicks!"

Commando Nukem · 03-07-2006, 03:40 AM

"I guess I got a little time to play with myself."

"I think i'll grab DUMBO off that rental shelf over there."

"I'm lovin it, buh buh buh buh!!!"

"Who doesnt want some, say "Aye?"

Towelie2k4 · 03-08-2006, 05:38 AM

"Your face, my ass, let's get to business."

lycanox · 03-08-2006, 06:58 AM

Welcome to duke burger.
Home of the duke burger.
Can I have your order please?

Commando Nukem · 03-08-2006, 07:52 AM

Ooooh nice one!

"I have to go tinkle!!!"

"Wheres my coloring book?

"

"Im like, soooooo totally going shopping like, when im done! Like, Whatevurrrr!"

"I support PETA! PETA,PETA PETA!! WOO!

"

"Wheres miss piggy? Shes hot!!!"

"OHMYGARSH!"

Ras · 03-08-2006, 03:49 PM

Whoa. I wasn't expecting a Good Burger reference today.

The Dukenator · 03-08-2006, 07:01 PM

"Pizza delivery. Who ordered pizza?"

"I've fallen and can't get up."

"I'm too old for this shit."

"Bite me."

"Eat my shit."

"Whose ass shall I kick today?"

"I'm not wearing any pants."

"Dude, where's my car?"

"Road trip."

"I quit."

"You're fired!"

"I'll be done when George Broussard is flying after I throw him."

RedSplat · 03-10-2006, 07:59 AM

/LFM UBRS HEALER+TANK!

Tedades · 03-10-2006, 11:27 AM

Don't fight...

lets talk.

Commando Nukem · 03-11-2006, 09:50 AM

"I cant do it."

"I missed."

Ras · 03-11-2006, 12:23 PM

"I don't want any trouble."

Commando Nukem · 03-11-2006, 01:21 PM

"Hang on lemme tie my shoe."

Ras · 03-11-2006, 02:03 PM

"Here, take the girl! Just please don't hurt me!"

Commando Nukem · 03-11-2006, 03:01 PM

"Do you have change for a 20?"

Ras · 03-11-2006, 06:01 PM

"It's a Duke thing. You wouldn't understand."

Commando Nukem · 03-11-2006, 06:23 PM

"I'll let you go cause you're cute, well as far as pigs go."

The Dukenator · 03-12-2006, 01:27 AM

"Anybody have a match so I can light a fart?"

"Where are the strippers?"

"I'm going to kick George's ass for not releasing DNF."

"I'm not a crook."

"I'm bored."

Commando Nukem · 03-12-2006, 12:07 PM

"AHHHH I slammed the toilet seat down on my thing, AGAIN!!!!"

"I need a medic, badly..."

"Aww cmon mister Battle Lord, gimme a hug!"

"Im going to kiss your ass!"

Dr. Kill · 03-13-2006, 11:10 AM

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DavoX · 03-13-2006, 11:39 AM

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Dr. Kill said:
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That one is GOLDEN

Dr. Kill · 03-13-2006, 11:51 AM

lol

The Dukenator · 03-13-2006, 02:36 PM

"I need a vacation."

"Its time to kick Ted Turner's ass, and drink beer."

"Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!"

"Thank you sir. May I have another?"

Symok · 03-13-2006, 02:37 PM

"Antiquing"

Commando Nukem · 03-13-2006, 02:40 PM

"Stop playing my game already."

Xerxes · 03-18-2006, 08:17 PM

"oiahoigboiaihioahoihjdjdnenenjdenfgnhoihi"

Because he wouldn't be able to pronounce it.

Ras · 03-18-2006, 09:18 PM

"I'm afraid of Quake."

Commando Nukem · 03-18-2006, 09:35 PM

"I love being "the bitch" !

"

Ras · 03-18-2006, 10:11 PM

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Commando Nukem · 03-18-2006, 10:19 PM

Wow... I mean... Wow. Lets not turn Duke into a pornstar here....

"I think i'll trip over my other foot." WAIT WAIT!! Goddangit... BAD PUN! BAAAD PUN! ... Lemme try again.

"Its time to polka dance!"

03-02-2006, 11:22 PM	#41
oak man	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) ^^ lets hope he never says that! "It's time to make tracks..." __________________ "I hereby nominate 'DUDE!! Huge bag of cheetos!' for 'Best Topic Title of the Year, 2006.'"-ZzTX "I vote oak man for supreme leader of the 3DR boards."-Tang Lung >>My flickr page<<

03-03-2006, 08:06 AM	#42
Lt.Havoc	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) He did, he said that in DN64. Wehn you picked up enough weapons and all, he said "Its time to make tracks." __________________ "Goverment is not the solution to our problem. Goverment IS the problem." Ronald Reagan "Go ahead, make my Day!" "Dirty" Harry Callahan

03-06-2006, 08:30 AM	#43
DHDF	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) eat applepie and die... __________________ More than a decade of kickin' arse...d*mn he's good!

03-06-2006, 08:50 AM	#44
Micki!	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) Actually, every Duke line would sound wrong, when adding more "fine" words with the same meaning : "i'm gonna pull your head off, and poo down your throat..!" "your facial expression, your "end", what is the difference..?!" "lick it downwards" __________________ A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'

03-06-2006, 12:37 PM	#45
NutWrench	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) Duke Nukem would never say "golly!" Ever. __________________ "If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled."

03-06-2006, 03:08 PM	#46
Commando Nukem	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Damn... I aint lookin' too good." "I want to make childrens games... This violence thing is getting too old for me...." "I think i'll just find some bubble gum, chew it and go home." "Wheres my Britney Spears album?" "I think I might cry... " "Mommy!" "I wonder if the aliens are up for a game of basketball instead?" __________________ Open Maw Productions

03-06-2006, 06:56 PM	#47
Hellbound	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "I'm dead" "I love you" "Perform fellatio, please" "God, bless my soul" "Father, I've sinned" "Where is my child?" "I am a girl" "I want to taste your semen" "My name is Randy Marshall" "Please, put your genitals into my *****" "Excuse me, where is a gay club?" ... and more more more

03-07-2006, 12:58 AM	#50
Commando Nukem	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "I think i'll go play DOOM." "I suck." "Aliens are nice." "I wuv proton, mmmhmmm, all niiight long! all niight." "I was born to be delayed forever!" "Hail to the Baby, king!" "I think I need a smaller gun." "Where can I run and hide?" __________________ Open Maw Productions

03-07-2006, 01:23 AM	#51
The Green Herring	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "I have no life." "Gosh, darnit! Where'd all my makeup go?" "Friggin' swimsuit issues! When'll they stop circulating!?" "Time to get fat!" "...Can't sleep, Pig Cops will eat me..." "They'll bury you in a lunchbox!" (see post icon ) __________________ - The Green Herring can dodge a train in a subway tunnel. "[...] when Shao Kahn has to break the news to his father that Raiden is still alive by, as remorsefully as possible, somersaulting down the stairs at incredible speeds."

03-07-2006, 01:35 AM	#52
Ras	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Damn. Those alien bastards are going to hear from my insurance company for shooting up my ride." "I'll let them live. All they did was steal our chicks!"

03-07-2006, 03:40 AM	#53
Commando Nukem	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "I guess I got a little time to play with myself." "I think i'll grab DUMBO off that rental shelf over there." "I'm lovin it, buh buh buh buh!!!" "Who doesnt want some, say "Aye?" __________________ Open Maw Productions

03-08-2006, 05:38 AM	#54
Towelie2k4	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Your face, my ass, let's get to business." __________________ "It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." - Douglas Adams "A delayed game is eventually good, but a bad game is bad forever." - Shigeru Miyamoto

03-08-2006, 06:58 AM	#55
lycanox	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) Welcome to duke burger. Home of the duke burger. Can I have your order please?

03-08-2006, 07:52 AM	#56
Commando Nukem	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) Ooooh nice one! "I have to go tinkle!!!" "Wheres my coloring book? " "Im like, soooooo totally going shopping like, when im done! Like, Whatevurrrr!" "I support PETA! PETA,PETA PETA!! WOO! " "Wheres miss piggy? Shes hot!!!" "OHMYGARSH!" __________________ Open Maw Productions

03-08-2006, 03:49 PM	#57
Ras	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) Whoa. I wasn't expecting a Good Burger reference today.

03-08-2006, 07:01 PM	#58
The Dukenator	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Pizza delivery. Who ordered pizza?" "I've fallen and can't get up." "I'm too old for this shit." "Bite me." "Eat my shit." "Whose ass shall I kick today?" "I'm not wearing any pants." "Dude, where's my car?" "Road trip." "I quit." "You're fired!" "I'll be done when George Broussard is flying after I throw him." __________________ Thank you sir. May I have DNF? - KaiserSoze - Look in profile to get joke. These are English forums; anything the moderators can't read is eligible for deletion. - TerminX OMG, Duke killed Kenny! You bastard! - wayskobfssae

03-10-2006, 07:59 AM	#59
RedSplat	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) /LFM UBRS HEALER+TANK! __________________ ∙∙∙4∙∙∙8∙∙∙15∙∙∙16∙∙∙23∙∙∙42∙∙∙*

03-10-2006, 11:27 AM	#60
Tedades	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) Don't fight... lets talk. __________________ Money is Power but Power is Priceless. ( DIP )

03-11-2006, 09:50 AM	#61
Commando Nukem	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "I cant do it." "I missed." __________________ Open Maw Productions

03-11-2006, 12:23 PM	#62
Ras	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "I don't want any trouble."

03-11-2006, 01:21 PM	#63
Commando Nukem	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Hang on lemme tie my shoe." __________________ Open Maw Productions

03-11-2006, 02:03 PM	#64
Ras	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Here, take the girl! Just please don't hurt me!"

03-11-2006, 03:01 PM	#65
Commando Nukem	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Do you have change for a 20?" __________________ Open Maw Productions

03-11-2006, 06:01 PM	#66
Ras	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "It's a Duke thing. You wouldn't understand."

03-11-2006, 06:23 PM	#67
Commando Nukem	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "I'll let you go cause you're cute, well as far as pigs go." __________________ Open Maw Productions

03-12-2006, 01:27 AM	#68
The Dukenator	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Anybody have a match so I can light a fart?" "Where are the strippers?" "I'm going to kick George's ass for not releasing DNF." "I'm not a crook." "I'm bored." __________________ Thank you sir. May I have DNF? - KaiserSoze - Look in profile to get joke. These are English forums; anything the moderators can't read is eligible for deletion. - TerminX OMG, Duke killed Kenny! You bastard! - wayskobfssae

03-12-2006, 12:07 PM	#69
Commando Nukem	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "AHHHH I slammed the toilet seat down on my thing, AGAIN!!!!" "I need a medic, badly..." "Aww cmon mister Battle Lord, gimme a hug!" "Im going to kiss your ass!" __________________ Open Maw Productions

03-13-2006, 11:10 AM	#70
Dr. Kill	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) ...

03-13-2006, 11:51 AM	#72
Dr. Kill	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) lol

03-13-2006, 02:36 PM	#73
The Dukenator	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "I need a vacation." "Its time to kick Ted Turner's ass, and drink beer." "Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!" "Thank you sir. May I have another?" __________________ Thank you sir. May I have DNF? - KaiserSoze - Look in profile to get joke. These are English forums; anything the moderators can't read is eligible for deletion. - TerminX OMG, Duke killed Kenny! You bastard! - wayskobfssae