The Duke Nukem Forever drinking game

[Theseus314]

I have devised one DNF drinking game.

This game is lots of fun, and well, I thaught of it months ago, wrote it on my PDA and promptly forgot about it. I've now found it.

It revolves around drinking when certain situations are true, it can be played alone, or if you want, in teams.

Take one drink when
A 3DR member of staff says "WID"
Joe Seigler says "not gunna happen"
George talks of Nick's super work
Some desperate news site rips from the 3DR forum for content

Take two drinks when
DNF is compared with Daikatana
A newbie is bashed
Someone asks for a release date
Someone asks for a screenshot

Take three drinks when
The forum is flooded by a digruntled troll
Charlie castrates a troll talking crap
Ruben posts
A week goes by when everyone is nice to each other

Drink a whole bottle of vodka when
It is confirmed on the UBB that the game has indeed gone gold.

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If all 3,000+ members followed this game, Joe'd have a helluva time cleaning the puke off the floors

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[Tymm]

Kudos! ^_^

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- Time... eternaly existant. -

LOL this is some funny shit!

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[Solar Plexus]

lol Theseus -- Funny @$$ shit! wurd.

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[Klaus Kinski]

You want us to make alcoholics, right?

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Kinski:
I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down and The Flames Went Higher
And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire
Got a Duke Nukem Forever Question?
GO READ THE PLANETDUKE DNF FAQ BEFORE YOU POST ABOUT IT!
PlanetDuke

Originally posted by Theseus:
Take two drinks when
DNF is compared with Daikatana
A newbie is bashed
Someone asks for a release date
Someone asks for a screenshot

I'll never have a hangover again, couse I'll constantly be drunk...... wOOt!

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[Klaus Kinski]

I guess Theseus owns a liqueur stzore or something like that...

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Kinski:
I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down and The Flames Went Higher
And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire
Got a Duke Nukem Forever Question?
GO READ THE PLANETDUKE DNF FAQ BEFORE YOU POST ABOUT IT!
PlanetDuke

[X-Vector]

Originally posted by Klaus Kinski:
I guess Theseus owns a liqueur stzore or something like that...

I guess you're already playing Theseus' drinking game.

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