Duke Nukem sighting

resle · 07-08-2010, 02:05 AM

Just met him waiting in line, I was lucky to have my phone ready for the shot. I think the yellow shirted sidekick must be Duke's nephew.

Rapture_Rising · 07-08-2010, 02:28 AM

Waiting for DNF for that long he has gone gray and flabby.

mav · 07-08-2010, 02:51 AM

it's also not recommended to chew bubblegum when you have got dentures.

or at least make sure it's special bubblegum for elderly persons...

manuel · 07-08-2010, 02:56 AM

he hides in italy

WarThrash · 07-08-2010, 04:03 AM

No wonder the game's not out....He's not in any shape to continue kicking alien ass.

Well there you have it folks. DNF will never see the light of day. Duke just can't handle it with the arthritis and all.

Rösti · 07-08-2010, 04:06 AM

Perhaps that guy in yellow tank top is his successor.

Videogamer555 · 07-08-2010, 04:16 AM

I just spotted Duke Nukem on da netz. It's Dr. Duke Nukem, from from that environmentalist cartoon Captain Planet.

pjVgt · 07-08-2010, 05:09 AM

This is not Duke Nukem - this is Duke Nukum.

And the guy in yellow shirt is his nephew - Dirk Nukum. They are going to italian shores fighting Albanians swimming in truck tires via Adriatic - training before repellening eventual alien invasion.

Xgthug · 07-08-2010, 07:15 AM

That's not Duke! Duke is young, and strong, and... oh wait... That was 14 years ago.

Justyce · 07-08-2010, 08:00 AM

Duke Nukem - the Elvis years!

WarThrash · 07-08-2010, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pjVgt

This is not Duke Nukem - this is Duke Nukum.

And the guy in yellow shirt is his nephew - Dirk Nukum. They are going to italian shores fighting Albanians swimming in truck tires via Adriatic - training before repellening eventual alien invasion.

You know what? In grand theft auto IV, Niko, the protagonist, used to work on the coast of the adriatic until some mysterious "incident" almost caused him to drown and he had to swim for his life. Then he came to America to avoid being in debt to the guy he worked for.

Now I'm starting to think Duke caused that little "incident", and almost killed Niko Bellic....damn. I guess I have Duke to thank for GTA4!

thunderPIN · 07-08-2010, 10:21 AM

Is that the guy who won the Duke Is Back contest?

PukeBurger · 07-10-2010, 12:42 AM

This is the funniest damn shit I've seen all week

Xgthug · 07-10-2010, 03:35 AM

I'm sorry.... about your week, and all.

The Commander · 07-10-2010, 05:14 AM

resle likes to go around taking photos of old men and nerdy looking kids.

PukeBurger · 07-10-2010, 08:25 PM

it was just too random not to laugh at

07-08-2010, 02:05 AM	#1
resle	Duke Nukem sighting Just met him waiting in line, I was lucky to have my phone ready for the shot. I think the yellow shirted sidekick must be Duke's nephew.

07-08-2010, 02:28 AM	#2
Rapture_Rising	Re: Duke Nukem sighting Waiting for DNF for that long he has gone gray and flabby. __________________ Here we go folks... The rarest creature in nature... The Duketard. I will now approach him very quitely and... Jam my thumb in his butt hole. That should REALLY piss him off!.

07-08-2010, 02:51 AM	#3
mav	Re: Duke Nukem sighting it's also not recommended to chew bubblegum when you have got dentures. or at least make sure it's special bubblegum for elderly persons...

07-08-2010, 02:56 AM	#4
manuel	Re: Duke Nukem sighting he hides in italy

07-08-2010, 04:03 AM	#5
WarThrash	Re: Duke Nukem sighting No wonder the game's not out....He's not in any shape to continue kicking alien ass. Well there you have it folks. DNF will never see the light of day. Duke just can't handle it with the arthritis and all. __________________ RAAWR!

07-08-2010, 04:06 AM	#6
Rösti	Re: Duke Nukem sighting Perhaps that guy in yellow tank top is his successor. __________________ I've got a little secret that'll really make them cry. It’s a nasty kind of magic. From A Special kind of guy.

07-08-2010, 04:16 AM	#7
Videogamer555	Re: Duke Nukem sighting I just spotted Duke Nukem on da netz. It's Dr. Duke Nukem, from from that environmentalist cartoon Captain Planet.

07-08-2010, 05:09 AM	#8
pjVgt	Re: Duke Nukem sighting This is not Duke Nukem - this is Duke Nukum. And the guy in yellow shirt is his nephew - Dirk Nukum. They are going to italian shores fighting Albanians swimming in truck tires via Adriatic - training before repellening eventual alien invasion. __________________ "Imma want my dukemz to pley!!!" - chaosomega

07-08-2010, 07:15 AM	#9
Xgthug	Re: Duke Nukem sighting That's not Duke! Duke is young, and strong, and... oh wait... That was 14 years ago.

07-08-2010, 08:00 AM	#10
Justyce	Re: Duke Nukem sighting Duke Nukem - the Elvis years!

07-08-2010, 10:21 AM	#12
thunderPIN	Re: Duke Nukem sighting Is that the guy who won the Duke Is Back contest?

07-10-2010, 12:42 AM	#13
PukeBurger	Re: Duke Nukem sighting This is the funniest damn shit I've seen all week

07-10-2010, 03:35 AM	#14
Xgthug	Re: Duke Nukem sighting I'm sorry.... about your week, and all.

07-10-2010, 05:14 AM	#15
The Commander	Re: Duke Nukem sighting resle likes to go around taking photos of old men and nerdy looking kids. __________________ I Know Everything There Is To Know About Anything. Duke Nukem Red Alert SVN Ask Me Anything!

07-10-2010, 08:25 PM	#16
PukeBurger	Re: Duke Nukem sighting it was just too random not to laugh at