Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in - Page 2

Micki! · 11-21-2007, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vcatkiller

Duke in a frilly waitress outfit at a local diner, working to pay off the total damage bill caused in Duke Nukem 3D. "I'm here to take orders and get tips, and nobody wants to tip!"

I'd cry... or laugh..?

Probably both...

Leogorn · 11-22-2007, 11:17 PM

Singin' "livin' La Vida Loca" In Pink Shorts

brandonlee33 · 11-24-2007, 02:41 AM

Duke Arrives in nothing but a pink fluffy G-String carry two Super-Sucker-Water-Pistols and a flying in his imaginary Jetpack

Pigcop: OMFG DUEK NUEJM LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Duke: LOL I WLL PWNNED U!!!

Duke shoots pigcop with Water pistols

Pigcop : OMFG NED BAKCUP LOLOLOL!!

Pigcop Explodes

Duke: OMFG STOP TEH 1337!!!!

Dr.Proton LOL U WLL NEVR END MY PLAN 2 ANNOY ALL PPLZ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Duke: o rly???

Duke brings out 1337-Grower-2009

Duke shoots Dr.Proton

Dr.Proton: lol noob

New Scene : Duke's Crib

News RP: And again Duke saves all of us from the Evil Noob Dr.Proton...

Duke: Again, its always good in the hood!!!

News RP: LOL BUT HE HASNT SOTPPED Dr.Tonpro!! MWAHAHAHAHA

Duke: OMFG NOOESSSS

P.S. Sorry of the ultra leet-speak

madhatter man · 12-06-2007, 07:45 PM

Duke in development hell........oh wait........DO'H

Zombie_Boy · 12-22-2007, 02:16 AM

A duke nukem anime... *shudders*

"Whats with your huge eyes? Are you an alien....?"

*Shoots female protagonist between the (huge) eyes*

Spungo · 12-23-2007, 03:19 AM

Love Half Life (particularly 2) but I just can't imagine Duke wandering around without a gun.

BillyD · 12-23-2007, 04:25 AM

You'll probably never see Duke in the tampon aisle at the local Wal-Mart on the cell phone with his wife asking what brand she likes and if she needs the regular or heavy flow type.

gp4tron · 12-24-2007, 02:42 AM

Duke Nukem Dancing to the rhythm of "Thriller"

Colicedus · 12-24-2007, 06:45 AM

Duke in a new Zealand paddock wearing a dark blue/black singlet and Stubby's and gumboots, shagging a sheep like a kiwi farmer.

HazMat · 12-24-2007, 07:09 AM

Duke enters a sex change clinic and says to the doc, "Peel it like a banana"

Minty · 12-24-2007, 11:25 AM

you won't find him signing up for any life insurance, thats for sure.

unruly · 12-24-2007, 03:31 PM

I don't think you'll ever find Duke using the Teater Gun from Redneck Rampage.

Superczar · 12-24-2007, 04:11 PM

You won't find him a Menage-O-Three of the wrong kind...

Minty · 12-24-2007, 06:15 PM

you won't ever find Duke dying his hair black.

Chrissy · 12-24-2007, 10:01 PM

duke would never play chess , never bake cakes , never wear kiss the coock youk and never do anything that is not dukish

Minty · 12-25-2007, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superczar

You won't find him a Menage-O-Three of the wrong kind...

You mean a Ménage à trois?

You won't ever find duke watching the Disney Channel.

ReaganNukem · 12-25-2007, 12:45 PM

Whatever faggotry found in RPG's, for instance, gossip and shopping.

Superczar · 12-25-2007, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minty

You mean a Ménage à trois?

Yes, but I purposely didn't say it correct FYI...

Quadrifoglio · 01-02-2008, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hellchicken

Duke Nukem, hero of the world, savior of millions of people, has defeated the aliens once again.

Now, with no one left to kill, Duke takes up a new challenge in the field of proctology.

Duke Nukem, collorectal surgeon extraordinaire, once again saves our people: from the horrors of severe constipation condition.

"C'mon lady, blow it out your ass."

"Gonna' rip 'em a new one."

Haha!

vector010 · 01-03-2008, 04:07 PM

Duke would never:

- Quit smoking cigars
- Ask politely
- Know what Yiff means
- Dress "Emo"
- Regret killing anyone, ever.

Firstperson · 01-03-2008, 05:18 PM

He would never be caught alone in a hot tub.

Minty · 01-03-2008, 07:44 PM

You might not find him watching Barney and clapping his hands.

006 3/4 · 01-04-2008, 09:50 AM

Duke in a serious relationship.

roboito · 01-04-2008, 11:50 PM

Donating money to the family's of the aliens he has killed because if they were the familys they would also be aliens so he would kill them.

Bushido · 01-05-2008, 01:05 AM

Duke will never use:

-stealth
-a crowbar
-a hidden blade
-a plasma sword
-plasmids
-a "force push"
-painkillers
-smoke grenades
-diplomacy
-telekinesis
-magic mushrooms
-magic
-tact
-tactics
-tactical insertions
-tactical maps
-tacks
-god mode
-dog mode
-hot coffee
-hookers
-double jumps
-lions
-tigers
-bears
-OMG "speek"
-The lord's name in vain

-release dates.

vcatkiller · 01-05-2008, 03:16 AM

Duke dropping many coloured blocks of various shapes down a well in order to defeat his enemies, who are doing the same thing in a neighbouring well.

Minty · 01-05-2008, 08:25 AM

Duke wiil never be seen with a healthy supply of bubble gum.

Betelgeuse · 01-05-2008, 02:44 PM

Duke, not kicking the shit out of people. or aliens, and pigcops..... and octobrains. and vegans, and shit governments, or smug people.

11-22-2007, 11:17 PM	#42
Leogorn	Re: Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in Singin' "livin' La Vida Loca" In Pink Shorts __________________ Shorter of breath and one day closer to death...Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time... -Pink Floyd-

11-24-2007, 02:41 AM	#43
brandonlee33	Re: Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in Duke Arrives in nothing but a pink fluffy G-String carry two Super-Sucker-Water-Pistols and a flying in his imaginary Jetpack Pigcop: OMFG DUEK NUEJM LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! Duke: LOL I WLL PWNNED U!!! Duke shoots pigcop with Water pistols Pigcop : OMFG NED BAKCUP LOLOLOL!! Pigcop Explodes Duke: OMFG STOP TEH 1337!!!! Dr.Proton LOL U WLL NEVR END MY PLAN 2 ANNOY ALL PPLZ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Duke: o rly??? Duke brings out 1337-Grower-2009 Duke shoots Dr.Proton Dr.Proton: lol noob New Scene : Duke's Crib News RP: And again Duke saves all of us from the Evil Noob Dr.Proton... Duke: Again, its always good in the hood!!! News RP: LOL BUT HE HASNT SOTPPED Dr.Tonpro!! MWAHAHAHAHA Duke: OMFG NOOESSSS P.S. Sorry of the ultra leet-speak __________________ Most Wanted Games: Duke Nukem Forever, Postal 3, Deus Ex 3, Perfect Dark 2, GTA4, Splinter Cell: Conviction, Portal 2, DooM 4, Quake 5, Max Payne 3. Last edited by brandonlee33; 11-24-2007 at 02:45 AM.

12-06-2007, 07:45 PM	#44
madhatter man	Re: Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in Duke in development hell........oh wait........DO'H

12-22-2007, 02:16 AM	#45
Zombie_Boy	Re: Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in A duke nukem anime... shudders "Whats with your huge eyes? Are you an alien....?" Shoots female protagonist between the (huge) eyes

12-23-2007, 03:19 AM	#46
Spungo	Re: Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in Love Half Life (particularly 2) but I just can't imagine Duke wandering around without a gun. __________________ Now that is scientific fact. Theres no real evidence but it is scientific fact.

12-23-2007, 04:25 AM	#47
BillyD	Re: Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in You'll probably never see Duke in the tampon aisle at the local Wal-Mart on the cell phone with his wife asking what brand she likes and if she needs the regular or heavy flow type. __________________ "well if she called before she came over my mom would put pants on"

12-24-2007, 02:42 AM	#48
gp4tron	Re: Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in Duke Nukem Dancing to the rhythm of "Thriller"

12-24-2007, 06:45 AM	#49
Colicedus	Re: Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in Duke in a new Zealand paddock wearing a dark blue/black singlet and Stubby's and gumboots, shagging a sheep like a kiwi farmer. __________________ Colicdus: the Chainsaw master was here

12-24-2007, 07:09 AM	#50
HazMat	Re: Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in Duke enters a sex change clinic and says to the doc, "Peel it like a banana" __________________ George walks over to my chair and ******* stomps the shit out of it until the legs are broken off

12-24-2007, 11:25 AM	#51
Minty	Re: Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in you won't find him signing up for any life insurance, thats for sure.

12-24-2007, 03:31 PM	#52
unruly	Re: Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in I don't think you'll ever find Duke using the Teater Gun from Redneck Rampage.

12-24-2007, 04:11 PM	#53
Superczar	Re: Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in You won't find him a Menage-O-Three of the wrong kind... __________________ 'F*** Fresch!!!'.

12-24-2007, 06:15 PM	#54
Minty	Re: Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in you won't ever find Duke dying his hair black.

12-24-2007, 10:01 PM	#55
Chrissy	Re: Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in duke would never play chess , never bake cakes , never wear kiss the coock youk and never do anything that is not dukish

12-25-2007, 12:45 PM	#57
ReaganNukem	Re: Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in Whatever faggotry found in RPG's, for instance, gossip and shopping.

01-03-2008, 04:07 PM	#60
vector010	Re: Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in Duke would never: - Quit smoking cigars - Ask politely - Know what Yiff means - Dress "Emo" - Regret killing anyone, ever.

01-03-2008, 05:18 PM	#61
Firstperson	Re: Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in He would never be caught alone in a hot tub. __________________ "Whatdaya waitin for? Christmas?" -Duke Nukem

01-03-2008, 07:44 PM	#62
Minty	Re: Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in You might not find him watching Barney and clapping his hands.

01-04-2008, 09:50 AM	#63
006 3/4	Re: Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in Duke in a serious relationship. __________________ Cor Cordis

01-04-2008, 11:50 PM	#64
roboito	Re: Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in Donating money to the family's of the aliens he has killed because if they were the familys they would also be aliens so he would kill them.

01-05-2008, 01:05 AM	#65
Bushido	Re: Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in Duke will never use: -stealth -a crowbar -a hidden blade -a plasma sword -plasmids -a "force push" -painkillers -smoke grenades -diplomacy -telekinesis -magic mushrooms -magic -tact -tactics -tactical insertions -tactical maps -tacks -god mode -dog mode -hot coffee -hookers -double jumps -lions -tigers -bears -OMG "speek" -The lord's name in vain -release dates.

01-05-2008, 03:16 AM	#66
vcatkiller	Re: Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in Duke dropping many coloured blocks of various shapes down a well in order to defeat his enemies, who are doing the same thing in a neighbouring well.

01-05-2008, 08:25 AM	#67
Minty	Re: Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in Duke wiil never be seen with a healthy supply of bubble gum.

01-05-2008, 02:44 PM	#68
Betelgeuse	Re: Scenarios that Duke would probably never be in Duke, not kicking the shit out of people. or aliens, and pigcops..... and octobrains. and vegans, and shit governments, or smug people. __________________ #include <iostream> using namespace std; int main() { cout << " my mum says im cool... "; return 13; } Last edited by Betelgeuse; 01-05-2008 at 02:48 PM.