How could Duke make it real for you, make it up to you?

dr.zaius · 02-22-2010, 08:35 PM

If you met Duke in person, and he wanted to try to make it up to you that this game will never happen, what could he do personally to cheer you up?

If you were at the bar with Duke and he told you the game was over for good, what could Duke do or say to make it all better?

KaiserSoze · 02-22-2010, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by dr.zaius

If you met Duke in person, and he wanted to try to make it up to you that this game will never happen, what could he do personally to cheer you up?

If you were at the bar with Duke and he told you the game was over for good, what could Duke do or say to make it all better?

This has to be a troll thread.

The Commander · 02-22-2010, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by dr.zaius

If you met Duke in person, and he wanted to try to make it up to you that this game will never happen, what could he do personally to cheer you up?

If you were at the bar with Duke and he told you the game was over for good, what could Duke do or say to make it all better?

You know Duke Nukem as a person is not real right?

Duke's New Chainsaw · 02-22-2010, 10:07 PM

Bullshit!

I met him!

But at the time he was very hopeful DNF was going to be released.

SplatterHappy · 02-22-2010, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by dr.zaius

If you met Duke in person, and he wanted to try to make it up to you that this game will never happen, what could he do personally to cheer you up?

Nuke Washington and then announce "I took a cue from George Broussard... we're starting over!"

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Originally Posted by dr.zaius

If you were at the bar with Duke and he told you the game was over for good, what could Duke do or say to make it all better?

"The drinks are on me."

Note: The above is merely satire. The author does not advocate the wholesale destruction of major cities nor politicians in any way shape or form, nor accepting free drinks from fictional characters.

dr.zaius · 02-23-2010, 12:08 AM

You know, a sense of humor CAN be a sign of intelligence...?

Kalki · 02-23-2010, 12:31 AM

>>>If you met Duke in person, and he wanted to try to make it up to you that this game will never happen, what could he do personally to cheer you up?

Buy me a lapdance.

wayskobfssae · 02-23-2010, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by dr.zaius

You know, a sense of humor CAN be a sign of intelligence...?

We're humans though... lower life-forms.... we can't think like you can, so just crumple up our paper airplanes, put us back in our cages and do weird experiments on us.

X-Vector · 02-23-2010, 03:54 AM

I'm with the Fat Commander on this one.

crunchy superman · 02-23-2010, 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Duke's New Chainsaw

Bullshit!

I met him!

But at the time he was very hopeful DNF was going to be released.

Yeah, but he was drunk & going on and on about the good 'ol days when there actually was a good game being developed. Sad to see a man get all delusional like that.

Altered Reality · 02-23-2010, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by dr.zaius

If you were at the bar with Duke and he told you the game was over for good, what could Duke do or say to make it all better?

"I ripped George's head off and shat down his neck. Now I'm in control of 3DRealms."
Then show me video proof.

Rapture_Rising · 02-23-2010, 06:46 AM

The one thing Duke could do to cheer me up is give GB a bitchslap.

dr.zaius · 02-23-2010, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by wayskobfssae

We're humans though... lower life-forms.... we can't think like you can, so just crumple up our paper airplanes, put us back in our cages and do weird experiments on us.

Nonsense....

DNF4EVA · 02-23-2010, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Duke's New Chainsaw

Bullshit!

I met him!

But at the time he was very hopeful DNF was going to be released.

That was just George at the annual Christmas party

SplatterHappy · 02-24-2010, 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Duke's New Chainsaw

Bullshit!

I met him!

But at the time he was very hopeful DNF was going to be released.

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Originally Posted by DNF4EVA

That was just George at the annual Christmas party

I'm not buying it: There's just no way anyone could consume enough alcohol to make George Broussard look like Duke Nukem and still be alive to talk about it.

KO Gilligan · 02-24-2010, 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Kalki

>>>If you met Duke in person, and he wanted to try to make it up to you that this game will never happen, what could he do personally to cheer you up?

Buy me a lapdance.

Agreed.

and any friend of Duke would have the ladies falling in their lap anyway.

Conan of Cooma · 02-24-2010, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by dr.zaius

If you met Duke in person, and he wanted to try to make it up to you that this game will never happen, what could he do personally to cheer you up?

If you were at the bar with Duke and he told you the game was over for good, what could Duke do or say to make it all better?

Which bar, and what are we drinking?

dr.zaius · 02-24-2010, 08:05 PM

Stop bashing George, he is a man with ambitions, dreams, passion. Leave the guy alone, it's not right to put all the blame on him.

If he made the game you people wanted it would have taken 200 years to make the game, the list of fan requests on this forum was crazy...A lot goes into video games anymore, and he was trying to give us something ahead of the game...

Even giving you people a third of the game you in-visioned should take no less than 5 to 10 full years...

For his sake I hope he scraps the project all together, he's trying the impossible and so many of you just turn and insult the man. You insult George for trying to deliver something that you wanted that is barely even possible to make.

UglyNacho · 02-24-2010, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by dr.zaius

Stop bashing George, he is a man with ambitions, dreams, passion. Leave the guy alone, it's not right to put all the blame on him.

If he made the game you people wanted it would have taken 200 years to make the game, the list of fan requests on this forum was crazy...A lot goes into video games anymore, and he was trying to give us something ahead of the game...

Even giving you people a third of the game you in-visioned should take no less than 5 to 10 full years...

For his sake I hope he scraps the project all together, he's trying the impossible and so many of you just turn and insult the man. You insult George for trying to deliver something that you wanted that is barely even possible to make.

Agreed. I respect George for trying so hard to make a great game.

l.a. · 02-24-2010, 08:56 PM

Heck I'm still pleased playing old Duke games. I would like to see it come out, but if it don't so be it.

02-22-2010, 08:35 PM	#1
dr.zaius	How could Duke make it real for you, make it up to you? If you met Duke in person, and he wanted to try to make it up to you that this game will never happen, what could he do personally to cheer you up? If you were at the bar with Duke and he told you the game was over for good, what could Duke do or say to make it all better?

02-22-2010, 10:07 PM	#4
Duke's New Chainsaw	Re: How could Duke make it real for you, make it up to you? Bullshit! I met him! But at the time he was very hopeful DNF was going to be released. __________________ The Great Communicator!

02-23-2010, 12:08 AM	#6
dr.zaius	Re: How could Duke make it real for you, make it up to you? You know, a sense of humor CAN be a sign of intelligence...?

02-23-2010, 12:31 AM	#7
Kalki	Re: How could Duke make it real for you, make it up to you? >>>If you met Duke in person, and he wanted to try to make it up to you that this game will never happen, what could he do personally to cheer you up? Buy me a lapdance. __________________ "Gentlemen, generations to follow will see us as the first pioneers of the internet. They will look upon our days as those of brave spirits and free ideals - where men were men, women were men and children were the FBI." Free Speech

02-23-2010, 03:54 AM	#9
X-Vector	Re: How could Duke make it real for you, make it up to you? I'm with the Fat Commander on this one. __________________ We're on an express elevator to hell... going clown. HELLO, MY FRIEND - freindship make a happiness double times and divide sadness half and make us remove our unhappiness. Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb

02-23-2010, 06:46 AM	#12
Rapture_Rising	Re: How could Duke make it real for you, make it up to you? The one thing Duke could do to cheer me up is give GB a bitchslap. __________________ Here we go folks... The rarest creature in nature... The Duketard. I will now approach him very quitely and... Jam my thumb in his butt hole. That should REALLY piss him off!.

02-24-2010, 08:05 PM	#18
dr.zaius	Re: How could Duke make it real for you, make it up to you? Stop bashing George, he is a man with ambitions, dreams, passion. Leave the guy alone, it's not right to put all the blame on him. If he made the game you people wanted it would have taken 200 years to make the game, the list of fan requests on this forum was crazy...A lot goes into video games anymore, and he was trying to give us something ahead of the game... Even giving you people a third of the game you in-visioned should take no less than 5 to 10 full years... For his sake I hope he scraps the project all together, he's trying the impossible and so many of you just turn and insult the man. You insult George for trying to deliver something that you wanted that is barely even possible to make. Last edited by dr.zaius; 02-24-2010 at 08:11 PM.

02-24-2010, 08:56 PM	#20
l.a.	Re: How could Duke make it real for you, make it up to you? Heck I'm still pleased playing old Duke games. I would like to see it come out, but if it don't so be it.