a new mod by James and Geoffrey

Geoffrey · 04-01-2007, 10:00 AM

Hellbound · 04-01-2007, 10:09 AM

any mirrors?

Mr. Pink · 04-01-2007, 10:14 AM

expecting a 4/1 joke, but I'll bite

(EDIT: I guess my 'puter is messed up, b/c I'm getting unhandled win32 exceptions)

Dr. Kylstien · 04-01-2007, 10:26 AM

Those are some interesting skill names. Did you use the maze generator for some of those maps?

Sang · 04-01-2007, 10:43 AM

awesome

at least, better than Survival

Geoffrey · 04-01-2007, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Hellbound

any mirrors?

Not yet.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Pink

(EDIT: I guess my 'puter is messed up, b/c I'm getting unhandled win32 exceptions)

Wow, neither James nor myself have gotten that. It's your computer!

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Originally Posted by Dr. Kylstien

Did you use the maze generator for some of those maps?

It is a mystery.

Hellbound · 04-01-2007, 01:06 PM

I would be thankful if somebody will mirror that on yourfilelink.com or anything else :/

Geoffrey · 04-01-2007, 01:11 PM

Here you go sir: http://www.yourfilelink.com/get.php?fid=308146

Hellbound · 04-01-2007, 01:56 PM

Thank you, sir

Hellbound · 04-01-2007, 02:03 PM

Hahaha, you are gays?

Jblade · 04-01-2007, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Hellbound

Hahaha, you are gays?

No. You do know what day it is today right?

HighWire · 04-01-2007, 02:56 PM

Christ, even the quick kick is purple. I couldn't expect anything else from Geoffrey on a day like this.

I guess the weapons were done by James? I must say that I've stopped after a bunch of levels when I noticed they were all just a bunch of blocks. But then again, it's the thought that counts.

Still, Quest for the Crown is better!

Edit: Ah, random maze generator. Oh well. Could have fooled me.

Jblade · 04-01-2007, 03:09 PM

Geoffrey did Episode 1 and I did Episode 2. He also did almost all of the art work whereas I did the con work. A lot of effort into a gag mod, but I think it's actually kinda fun in some bizarre way

Hellbound · 04-01-2007, 03:10 PM

Man I know what's the day before, so I said that

Davidos · 04-01-2007, 03:22 PM

-_- like you guys are going to fool me, seeing TWO people made a 50 kb file or s/t

Sang · 04-01-2007, 03:39 PM

Yet when I asked James about "what's this secret project" and suggested it might be something "you and geoffrey are working on some silly thing which you'll release tomorrow"; he replied "no, not even close"...

Yeah I know you wouldn't want to ruin the surprise, but WHY THE LIES

Anyway a serious comment -- I think it was pretty fun to play through for a moment.. Of course, after a while it did start to bore me. If it wouldn't consist of maze-generator maps it could turn out pretty cool

But I doubt you'd want to spend more time with it.

HighWire · 04-01-2007, 03:50 PM

Sang, it's a mod in which you must save naked men in chains with erect penises, while everything is replaced with purple hearts and armor has been changed into a bottle of lube. Any more effort into this would really make it creepy.

Jblade · 04-01-2007, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Davidos

-_- like you guys are going to fool me, seeing TWO people made a 50 kb file or s/t

It's not 50kb, it's about 2mbs. I don't know what you're talking about

Anyways it IS a valid mod, we just didn't attach screens because that would ruin the whole mod's effect. You gotta try it first hand!

EDIT: Actually the health has been changed into Lube, armour has been changed to Hard Gay's vest.

Mr.Fibbles · 04-01-2007, 04:10 PM

it crashes when I use it in its own folder, it doesn't have quite the same effect when I play it with HRP and SD_Duke. . .not that I'm complaining. Based on the comments, I am not even sure I want to see what is in store for me.

Telee · 04-01-2007, 04:29 PM

I am shocked and appalled

Jblade · 04-01-2007, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Fibbles

it crashes when I use it in its own folder, it doesn't have quite the same effect when I play it with HRP and SD_Duke. . .not that I'm complaining. Based on the comments, I am not even sure I want to see what is in store for me.

hold on, hold on

Are you trying to play it with HRP and SD_Duke? It definitely won't work since SD_Duke contains it's own cons which will conflict with the ones in this mod, and we didn't intend for the HRP to be used with this mod since we use alot of sprite stuff. Unzip this mod into a directory with an atomic edition version of Duke AND the latest Eduke32, than run the bat file. That's it (But make sure there's no art files in the directory otherwise it'll mess it up)

Mr.Fibbles · 04-01-2007, 06:56 PM

I got it working, duke3d.grp the contents of the zip, eduke32.exe

Interesting is not quite the right word, but it is what I will use.

Hudson · 04-01-2007, 07:13 PM

That's probably the gayest thing I have ever played..

Good job!

DavoX · 04-01-2007, 08:19 PM

Hmmm the maps could've used some polishing , maybe shade things up a little bit and some trim work here and t here. The penis doesn't look erect enough IMO.

oak man · 04-01-2007, 11:18 PM

lol that was nasty and funny

04-01-2007, 11:21 PM

Oh god....my eyes!

....but man was that funny

Geoffrey · 04-02-2007, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Sang

Anyway a serious comment -- I think it was pretty fun to play through for a moment.. Of course, after a while it did start to bore me. If it wouldn't consist of maze-generator maps it could turn out pretty cool

But I doubt you'd want to spend more time with it.

If you only knew how sick we were of it in the end; we'd been working on it all day and if you think playing those maze maps isn't fun then try testing them 20 times

In the end it was well worth it though. We have created an art.

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Originally Posted by HighWire

Any more effort into this would really make it creepy.

have you played e1l7

Sang · 04-02-2007, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by DavoX

The penis doesn't look erect enough IMO.

HighWire · 04-02-2007, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Geoffrey

have you played e1l7

Oh my god. With the suggestive level names, you are not telling me that... that...

Dopefish7590 · 04-02-2007, 08:07 PM

dude that is gay

Geoffrey · 04-03-2007, 01:03 AM

No you see James and I are chicks so it's perfectly acceptable

JimCamel · 04-03-2007, 06:25 AM

What version of Eduke is this meant to run under? I can't seem to get it to work with the included .con file, Eduke crashes everytime.

Jblade · 04-03-2007, 06:51 AM

Eduke32, the latest version.

DeeperThought · 04-03-2007, 08:34 AM

That's why I always include the latest snapshot of EDuke32 with my mods. Otherwise, it's inevitable that people will try to use the official build and it won't work.

C. M. Dratz · 04-03-2007, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JimCamel

What version of Eduke is this meant to run under? I can't seem to get it to work with the included .con file, Eduke crashes everytime.

EDuke32 is gayproof.

Hellbound · 04-04-2007, 10:49 AM

Hey, after seeing this mod, I wonder what will be the story of Fakir3d

Maybe it's Faker3d

Geoffrey · 04-04-2007, 11:46 AM

Faker3d. That's just..

Hellbound · 04-04-2007, 03:50 PM

Hahahahah

Geoffrey · 04-05-2007, 01:22 PM

Just out of curiousity; has anyone managed to beat james' episode (2)? I was supposed to betatest it but I couldn't do it and eventually cheated through the maps - but today I whipped up the courage and I finished E2L11. Seriously, if you ever needed a reason to dislike the man (apart from him using the word "armour" in the mod) then play E2L11.

But I did it. Told you I was hardcore

I even got all the kills, too (I had to backtrack 80% of the map to find that one room I missed).

Telee · 04-05-2007, 03:32 PM

I completed it

The last level (The Hive) was really long though, and the Drones were pretty annoying.

04-01-2007, 11:21 PM	#26
Berserk1293 Guest	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey Oh god....my eyes! ....but man was that funny

04-01-2007, 10:00 AM	#1
Geoffrey	a new mod by James and Geoffrey __________________ "if we fill survival with particles then we can compete with modern games" - James

04-01-2007, 10:09 AM	#2
Hellbound	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey any mirrors?

04-01-2007, 10:14 AM	#3
Mr. Pink	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey expecting a 4/1 joke, but I'll bite (EDIT: I guess my 'puter is messed up, b/c I'm getting unhandled win32 exceptions) Last edited by Mr. Pink; 04-01-2007 at 10:59 AM.

04-01-2007, 10:26 AM	#4
Dr. Kylstien	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey Those are some interesting skill names. Did you use the maze generator for some of those maps? Last edited by Dr. Kylstien; 04-01-2007 at 10:32 AM.

04-01-2007, 10:43 AM	#5
Sang	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey awesome at least, better than Survival __________________ traB pu kcip Last edited by Sang; 04-01-2007 at 10:56 AM.

04-01-2007, 01:06 PM	#7
Hellbound	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey I would be thankful if somebody will mirror that on yourfilelink.com or anything else :/

04-01-2007, 01:11 PM	#8
Geoffrey	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey Here you go sir: http://www.yourfilelink.com/get.php?fid=308146 __________________ "if we fill survival with particles then we can compete with modern games" - James

04-01-2007, 01:56 PM	#9
Hellbound	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey Thank you, sir

04-01-2007, 02:03 PM	#10
Hellbound	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey Hahaha, you are gays?

04-01-2007, 02:56 PM	#12
HighWire	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey Christ, even the quick kick is purple. I couldn't expect anything else from Geoffrey on a day like this. I guess the weapons were done by James? I must say that I've stopped after a bunch of levels when I noticed they were all just a bunch of blocks. But then again, it's the thought that counts. Still, Quest for the Crown is better! Edit: Ah, random maze generator. Oh well. Could have fooled me. Last edited by HighWire; 04-01-2007 at 02:58 PM. Reason: overseeing a different thread

04-01-2007, 03:09 PM	#13
Jblade	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey Geoffrey did Episode 1 and I did Episode 2. He also did almost all of the art work whereas I did the con work. A lot of effort into a gag mod, but I think it's actually kinda fun in some bizarre way

04-01-2007, 03:10 PM	#14
Hellbound	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey Man I know what's the day before, so I said that

04-01-2007, 03:22 PM	#15
Davidos	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey -_- like you guys are going to fool me, seeing TWO people made a 50 kb file or s/t

04-01-2007, 03:39 PM	#16
Sang	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey Yet when I asked James about "what's this secret project" and suggested it might be something "you and geoffrey are working on some silly thing which you'll release tomorrow"; he replied "no, not even close"... Yeah I know you wouldn't want to ruin the surprise, but WHY THE LIES Anyway a serious comment -- I think it was pretty fun to play through for a moment.. Of course, after a while it did start to bore me. If it wouldn't consist of maze-generator maps it could turn out pretty cool But I doubt you'd want to spend more time with it. __________________ traB pu kcip

04-01-2007, 03:50 PM	#17
HighWire	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey Sang, it's a mod in which you must save naked men in chains with erect penises, while everything is replaced with purple hearts and armor has been changed into a bottle of lube. Any more effort into this would really make it creepy.

04-01-2007, 04:10 PM	#19
Mr.Fibbles	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey it crashes when I use it in its own folder, it doesn't have quite the same effect when I play it with HRP and SD_Duke. . .not that I'm complaining. Based on the comments, I am not even sure I want to see what is in store for me. __________________ http://thaunandshad.com

04-01-2007, 04:29 PM	#20
Telee	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey I am shocked and appalled __________________ Smoker incapacitated Telee

04-01-2007, 06:56 PM	#22
Mr.Fibbles	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey I got it working, duke3d.grp the contents of the zip, eduke32.exe Interesting is not quite the right word, but it is what I will use. __________________ http://thaunandshad.com

04-01-2007, 07:13 PM	#23
Hudson	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey That's probably the gayest thing I have ever played.. Good job! __________________ Staying Frosty Since 09/06/07 - I love you Katie <3 “Software is like sex; it's better when it's free.” - Linus Torvalds “Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.” - Calvin & Hobbes [INSERT SYSTEM SPECS THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT HERE]

04-01-2007, 08:19 PM	#24
DavoX	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey Hmmm the maps could've used some polishing , maybe shade things up a little bit and some trim work here and t here. The penis doesn't look erect enough IMO. __________________ My Facebook Page for Game Design, Check it out! My Youtube Channel, With mapster32 tutorials!

04-01-2007, 11:18 PM	#25
oak man	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey lol that was nasty and funny __________________ "I hereby nominate 'DUDE!! Huge bag of cheetos!' for 'Best Topic Title of the Year, 2006.'"-ZzTX "I vote oak man for supreme leader of the 3DR boards."-Tang Lung >>My flickr page<<

04-02-2007, 08:07 PM	#30
Dopefish7590	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey dude that is gay

04-03-2007, 01:03 AM	#31
Geoffrey	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey No you see James and I are chicks so it's perfectly acceptable __________________ "if we fill survival with particles then we can compete with modern games" - James

04-03-2007, 06:25 AM	#32
JimCamel	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey What version of Eduke is this meant to run under? I can't seem to get it to work with the included .con file, Eduke crashes everytime.

04-03-2007, 06:51 AM	#33
Jblade	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey Eduke32, the latest version.

04-03-2007, 08:34 AM	#34
DeeperThought	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey That's why I always include the latest snapshot of EDuke32 with my mods. Otherwise, it's inevitable that people will try to use the official build and it won't work. __________________ DUKE PLUS New map effects and various optional extras for Duke 3D. DUKE NUKEM: ATTRITION XP based weapon upgrades, progressive difficulty, and more.

04-04-2007, 10:49 AM	#36
Hellbound	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey Hey, after seeing this mod, I wonder what will be the story of Fakir3d Maybe it's Faker3d

04-04-2007, 11:46 AM	#37
Geoffrey	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey Faker3d. That's just.. __________________ "if we fill survival with particles then we can compete with modern games" - James

04-04-2007, 03:50 PM	#38
Hellbound	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey Hahahahah

04-05-2007, 01:22 PM	#39
Geoffrey	Re: a new mod by James and Geoffrey Just out of curiousity; has anyone managed to beat james' episode (2)? I was supposed to betatest it but I couldn't do it and eventually cheated through the maps - but today I whipped up the courage and I *finished E2L11. Seriously, if you ever needed a reason to dislike the man (apart from him using the word "armour" in the mod) then play E2L11. But I did it. Told you I was hardcore I even got all the kills, too (I had to backtrack 80% of the map to find that one room I missed). __________________ "if we fill survival with particles then we can compete with modern games" - James*