3D Realms in Maxim's Greatest videogame toilets list

ShadeEX · 08-11-2006, 03:01 PM

Prey is number 12 on the list and Duke is number 1

heres the link...
http://maximonline.com/slideshows/in...gCollectId=107

EDIT:
ups

its the 12 Greatest Video Game Toilets Off All time

Jigen · 08-11-2006, 03:50 PM

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12. Prey (2K Games; 2006)
Cleanliness factor: 0/10
Realism factor: 10/10
This toilet looks like Kirstie Alley and Bruce "Hollywood Squares" Vilanch were trying to spell out the words STAR JONES on it with their rectums after a midnight Arby's run. Forget trying to clean this place: Just scatter some jet fuel, light a match, and move to the next-closest state.

ROTFL

Aw man! Read the whole feature, my sides are splitting here! Love the blurbs on Prey's, Half-Life's, and The Sims' toilets. Great read!

Mr.Fibbles · 08-11-2006, 07:24 PM

Number 8 is redneck rampage. that is funny.
7 is Max Payne. also funny.
This is a funny read

Telee · 08-11-2006, 07:44 PM

Yay Duke is number one! \o/

avatar_58 · 08-11-2006, 10:28 PM

"Duke was the first game to dive headfirst into the murky, log-filled virtual septic tank."

HEY! No he wasn't!

Leisure Suit Larry had a useable toilet as well. I'm pretty sure there might have been others before it as well.

Adabiviak · 08-11-2006, 10:34 PM

Prey should have been number one because you can actually flush it and watch the water go down. I'm surprised they didn't include Doom 3's toilets. It's the same engine as Prey, but they're obviously drawn differently. I remember thinking that the toilets in Doom 3 were the first ones I remember thinking, "wow - nice job".

d3ad connection · 08-11-2006, 10:36 PM

lol, I just remembered, one of the toilets in D3 had a turd in it

Kalki · 08-12-2006, 08:04 AM

Shadow Warrior with the anime babes should have been an entry. "Congratulations" to Max, Duke and Prey!

vcatkiller · 08-13-2006, 03:05 AM

Glad to see Prey meeting with such flushing success.

Sayantan · 08-13-2006, 07:28 AM

LOL ...classic

Mr.Sociopath · 08-13-2006, 07:45 AM

I sense 3drealms gave them a bribe so they could be first..
any publicity is good publicity for them now

Micki! · 08-13-2006, 07:57 AM

Haha, funny

Zixinus · 08-13-2006, 08:51 AM

Let us flush.

NutWrench · 08-13-2006, 11:28 AM

What the HELL is going on in that Counterstrike toilet!

dlink · 08-13-2006, 12:30 PM

lol awesome!

wieder · 08-14-2006, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adabiviak

Prey should have been number one because you can actually flush it and watch the water go down.

Shadow Warrior could do that too.

You could even see the color of the water change from brown to blue.

ShadeEX · 08-15-2006, 04:45 AM

Yeap i remember that..

and the storys on the front page

Thanks..

and yeah sorry i forgot to mention Max...

Supreme Eight Ball · 08-15-2006, 06:41 AM

Has anyone played Thrill Kill for the PSX? Has a "nice" toilet too.

GodBlitZor · 08-15-2006, 11:56 AM

Interesting, for once Maxim didnt do something incredibly boring and obviously bought out.

Phayzon · 08-15-2006, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NutWrench

What the HELL is going on in that Counterstrike toilet!

I was wondering that as well

gorath · 08-16-2006, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NutWrench

What the HELL is going on in that Counterstrike toilet!

In some version of Counterstrike, in the map cs_militia, there were one toilet that had a exploding turd. If you accidently shot it, it exploded like a grenade.

jamehec · 08-22-2006, 10:51 PM

Hahahaha...damn, that reminds me of something hilarious.

I remember busting in on the men's room in the adult theatre on DN3D, only to find a monster taking a crap. The next time I played that level (second time ever) I got way too hooah for my own good and lobbed a rocket into the toilet. BAOOOOOOM...both the monster and I got wasted.

01-10-2008, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jamehec

Hahahaha...damn, that reminds me of something hilarious.

I remember busting in on the men's room in the adult theatre on DN3D, only to find a monster taking a crap. The next time I played that level (second time ever) I got way too hooah for my own good and lobbed a rocket into the toilet. BAOOOOOOM...both the monster and I got wasted.

Funny story.I've been there too.

01-11-2008, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NutWrench

What the HELL is going on in that Counterstrike toilet!

Explosive Diorrhea???

Dopefish7590 · 01-11-2008, 11:58 AM

someone put a bomb/torpedo into the toilet

08-11-2006, 03:01 PM	#1
ShadeEX	3D Realms in Maxim's Greatest videogame toilets list Prey is number 12 on the list and Duke is number 1 heres the link... http://maximonline.com/slideshows/in...gCollectId=107 EDIT: ups its the 12 Greatest Video Game Toilets Off All time __________________ Quote: "In an infinite universe where reality is interpreted through our continuously fluxuating perception, providing absolute definitive proof of anything becomes a little more than speculation based on random data." My Youtube Page-My Website(Not updated yet)-My Other Blog

08-11-2006, 07:24 PM	#3
Mr.Fibbles	Re: Prey and Duke In Maxims 12 Greatest video toilets list... Number 8 is redneck rampage. that is funny. 7 is Max Payne. also funny. This is a funny read __________________ http://thaunandshad.com

08-11-2006, 07:44 PM	#4
Telee	Re: Prey and Duke In Maxims 12 Greatest video toilets list... Yay Duke is number one! \o/ __________________ Smoker incapacitated Telee

08-11-2006, 10:28 PM	#5
avatar_58	Re: Prey and Duke In Maxims 12 Greatest video toilets list... "Duke was the first game to dive headfirst into the murky, log-filled virtual septic tank." HEY! No he wasn't! Leisure Suit Larry had a useable toilet as well. I'm pretty sure there might have been others before it as well.

08-11-2006, 10:34 PM	#6
Adabiviak	Re: Prey and Duke In Maxims 12 Greatest video toilets list... Prey should have been number one because you can actually flush it and watch the water go down. I'm surprised they didn't include Doom 3's toilets. It's the same engine as Prey, but they're obviously drawn differently. I remember thinking that the toilets in Doom 3 were the first ones I remember thinking, "wow - nice job".

08-11-2006, 10:36 PM	#7
d3ad connection	Re: Prey and Duke In Maxims 12 Greatest video toilets list... lol, I just remembered, one of the toilets in D3 had a turd in it

08-12-2006, 08:04 AM	#8
Kalki	Re: Prey and Duke In Maxims 12 Greatest video toilets list... Shadow Warrior with the anime babes should have been an entry. "Congratulations" to Max, Duke and Prey! __________________ "Gentlemen, generations to follow will see us as the first pioneers of the internet. They will look upon our days as those of brave spirits and free ideals - where men were men, women were men and children were the FBI." Free Speech

08-13-2006, 03:05 AM	#9
vcatkiller	Re: Prey and Duke In Maxims 12 Greatest video toilets list... Glad to see Prey meeting with such flushing success.

08-13-2006, 07:28 AM	#10
Sayantan	Re: Prey and Duke In Maxims 12 Greatest video toilets list... LOL ...classic __________________ LinkedIn Profile

08-13-2006, 07:45 AM	#11
Mr.Sociopath	Re: Prey and Duke In Maxims 12 Greatest video toilets list... I sense 3drealms gave them a bribe so they could be first.. any publicity is good publicity for them now

08-13-2006, 11:28 AM	#14
NutWrench	Re: Prey and Duke In Maxims 12 Greatest video toilets list... What the HELL is going on in that Counterstrike toilet! __________________ "If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled."

08-13-2006, 07:57 AM	#12
Micki!	Re: Prey and Duke In Maxims 12 Greatest video toilets list... Haha, funny __________________ A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'

08-13-2006, 08:51 AM	#13
Zixinus	Re: Prey and Duke In Maxims 12 Greatest video toilets list... Let us flush.

08-13-2006, 12:30 PM	#15
dlink	Re: Prey and Duke In Maxims 12 Greatest video toilets list... lol awesome!

08-15-2006, 04:45 AM	#17
ShadeEX	Re: 3D Realms in Maxim's Greatest videogame toilets list Yeap i remember that.. and the storys on the front page Thanks.. and yeah sorry i forgot to mention Max... __________________ Quote: "In an infinite universe where reality is interpreted through our continuously fluxuating perception, providing absolute definitive proof of anything becomes a little more than speculation based on random data." My Youtube Page-My Website(Not updated yet)-My Other Blog

08-15-2006, 06:41 AM	#18
Supreme Eight Ball	Re: 3D Realms in Maxim's Greatest videogame toilets list Has anyone played Thrill Kill for the PSX? Has a "nice" toilet too.

08-15-2006, 11:56 AM	#19
GodBlitZor	Re: 3D Realms in Maxim's Greatest videogame toilets list Interesting, for once Maxim didnt do something incredibly boring and obviously bought out.

08-22-2006, 10:51 PM	#22
jamehec	Re: 3D Realms in Maxim's Greatest videogame toilets list Hahahaha...damn, that reminds me of something hilarious. I remember busting in on the men's room in the adult theatre on DN3D, only to find a monster taking a crap. The next time I played that level (second time ever) I got way too hooah for my own good and lobbed a rocket into the toilet. BAOOOOOOM...both the monster and I got wasted.

01-11-2008, 11:58 AM	#25
Dopefish7590	Re: 3D Realms in Maxim's Greatest videogame toilets list someone put a bomb/torpedo into the toilet