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Duke Gender change.
Iv been thinking what would you bleave would happen if the aliens turned duke into a female, by some huge ray gun or something.
I think he would still be a kick ass fighter only now with extreme agility, ether that or he would make the world collapse onto itself. ![]() |
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Re: Duke Gender change.
He would call himself Bombshell?
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#4 |
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Or Duchess? This all sounds too absurd to even be thought of.
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#5 |
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Duchess Nukem? Duchess Nuchess? Duchess Nachos?
![]() Yup, too absurd. Plus, I don't dig shemales.
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#6 |
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That's impossible. Duke has too much testosterone for that to happen. The ray would just be reflected back and would blow up the ray gun.
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#7 |
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i guess he would have to do his nails more often...or use them as claws of course
then he (or she? ) would teach the aliens to do a little dance and sing 'born to be wild' with a beautyfull voice, getting the battlelord to give up his evil activities and mary her dukeness. at that moment, the effect would be over, giving duke the ultimate oportunity to kick battlelords a$$ and so saving earth, the universe and all the babes once again. ![]() but then again, no way, that sounds like a backstabbing queen duke... the duke is way to much man for that. not gonna work. ![]() |
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Re: Duke Gender change.
Duke: Oh my god. Not this
Duke: OMG boobs whahaha
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That would be an INTERESTING story line.... Duke gets hit with a gender changing ray and stares at himself the whole episode.
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"Damn, I'm looking GOOD!"
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Perhaps Duke would take to raiding tombs?
I expect Duke's tastes wouldn't change. Make way for Dyke Nukem!
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That's comedy gold, man!
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#13 |
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Would he still have his muscles?
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#14 |
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^Hehe , im visioning a muscle bound chick..not good.
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#15 |
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Yeah, with that name you're bound to have horrific visions.
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#16 |
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Lol that's your first post. The big breasts would consist of 100% muscle right? *chuckles* What mangina speak.
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