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Old 04-25-2008, 10:47 PM   #1
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Duke Gender change.
Iv been thinking what would you bleave would happen if the aliens turned duke into a female, by some huge ray gun or something.

I think he would still be a kick ass fighter only now with extreme agility, ether that or he would make the world collapse onto itself.
 
Old 04-25-2008, 10:56 PM   #2
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Iv been thinking what would you bleave would happen if the aliens turned duke into a female, by some huge ray gun or something.
He would love himself even more?
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Old 04-26-2008, 02:32 AM   #3
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He would call himself Bombshell?
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Old 04-26-2008, 04:23 AM   #4
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Or Duchess? This all sounds too absurd to even be thought of.
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Old 04-26-2008, 05:12 AM   #5
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Duchess Nukem? Duchess Nuchess? Duchess Nachos?

Yup, too absurd. Plus, I don't dig shemales.
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Old 04-26-2008, 12:19 PM   #6
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That's impossible. Duke has too much testosterone for that to happen. The ray would just be reflected back and would blow up the ray gun.
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Old 04-27-2008, 05:08 AM   #7
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i guess he would have to do his nails more often...or use them as claws of course
then he (or she? ) would teach the aliens to do a little dance and sing 'born to be wild' with a beautyfull voice, getting the battlelord to give up his evil activities and mary her dukeness. at that moment, the effect would be over, giving duke the ultimate oportunity to kick battlelords a$$ and so saving earth, the universe and all the babes once again.

but then again, no way, that sounds like a backstabbing queen duke... the duke is way to much man for that. not gonna work.
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Old 04-27-2008, 10:41 AM   #8
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Duke: Oh my god. Not this
Duke: OMG boobs whahaha
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Old 04-27-2008, 01:03 PM   #9
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That would be an INTERESTING story line.... Duke gets hit with a gender changing ray and stares at himself the whole episode.
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Old 04-27-2008, 01:55 PM   #10
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Old 04-27-2008, 05:48 PM   #11
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Perhaps Duke would take to raiding tombs?

I expect Duke's tastes wouldn't change. Make way for Dyke Nukem!
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Old 04-27-2008, 06:18 PM   #12
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That's comedy gold, man!
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Old 04-27-2008, 07:51 PM   #13
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Would he still have his muscles?
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Old 04-27-2008, 08:10 PM   #14
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^Hehe , im visioning a muscle bound chick..not good.
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:33 AM   #15
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Yeah, with that name you're bound to have horrific visions.
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Old 04-28-2008, 03:13 AM   #16
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Iv been thinking what would you bleave would happen if the aliens turned duke into a female, by some huge ray gun or something.

I think he would still be a kick ass fighter only now with extreme agility, ether that or he would make the world collapse onto itself.
Lol that's your first post. The big breasts would consist of 100% muscle right? *chuckles* What mangina speak.
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