Fun ways to see Duke Forever before it's done!

Can't wait for the day you see DNF on store shelves? Do you dream of Duke? Do you want to know everything there is to know about it, and then some? Maybe even play it? Today?

Well, now you can! Just follow these simple tips, and you'll be the envy of your all your friends.

1) Climb tree outside 3DR offices. Peer in window. If someone asks what you are doing, tell them George Broussard asked you to trim the trees. When they go ask Broussard about the guy in the tree, run away.

2) Get hired on at 3D Realms, preferably as a janitor. When you are cleaning up at night, feel free to clean around any computer terminals.

3) Find out what sort of fast food the people at 3D Realms like to eat, and get a job as a delivery boy for that restaurant. When you deliver the food to 3DR, insist that only George Broussard can pay for it. While the receptionist is looking for George Broussard, sneak past the reception desk.

4) Ring the doorbell at 3DR, and hide in some bushes. When George Broussard comes to answer the door, sneak past him.

5) Pretend you are Bruce Campbell's lawyer. Demand to see George Broussard in regards to the upcoming plagarism lawsuit you are going to launch against 3DR on behalf of Campbell. When you get in to see Broussard, insist that you be allowed to play DNF, to see if there is anything in the game that infringes on 'The Evil Dead' movies, Campbell in particular.

6) Place a realistic baby doll in a basket on the front step of 3DR's office. Ring the doorbell, and run away. The basket will be taken inside. Inside the doll's head is a miniature video camera. You are guaranteed to get some good footage, before 3DR figures out what is going on.

7) Seal yourself in a large, brightly decorated cardboard box, preferably with air holes. Get a friend to mail you to George Broussard at 3DR. George Broussard will open the box, thinking it is his birthday present. Before you are thrown in jail, be sure to take lots of pictures of the 3DR workplace.

8) Send letters to the staff of 3DR, telling them that strippers will be appearing in the 3DR parking lot Wednesday at 2:30. When everyone goes outside to see the strippers, sneak inside, and lock the doors behind you. The joke will be on 3DR: there will be no strippers!

9) Pretend to be a squeegee person. When George Broussard pulls up to the 3DR parking lot, clean his windshield. Do a crappy job. When Broussard gets mad at you, get into a scuffle with him, and steal his wallet. There is bound to be some good Duke stuff in it.

10) Start a picket line of radical feminists outside the 3DR offices who are outraged at the rampant sexism in 3DR games. Wanting to avoid a scene, and bad publicity, George Broussard will invite you inside, to see for yourselves that Bombshell is a strong female character, and that the strippers in the game are all strong role models for women.

[Kickassguy]

LOL!

I like 5 and 7.

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~^GreedyFly^~

number one isn't possible
3DR has made sure there are no trees with a veiw into their offices
and for number eight...
real strippers will keep them occupied for much longer
inproving the chances of success

[Wooloomooloo]

You know, number two is reasonable... I wonder if anybody will ever try it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
my evil plans have fallen into the wrong hands... now that plan one has failed (my location) an evil investigator hired by 3dr has gotten my plans

Plan B: Get Dr. Proton

[Tip]

Some of them were funny, but I guess my perfected plan I created just made your list seem too childish.

I will steal DNF, oh yes, I will.

Why do #2 when you can get some skillz and get hired as a GAME DEVELOPER!

LOL! Pretty funny.

- Logic BomB

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