20 Things 3DRealms Could Do In Anticipation for MP2

aavenr · 10-11-2003, 03:20 AM

In anticipation for the upcoming release of Max Payne 2, one of Deep Six's talented writers, Maniac, has come up with a nice humorous article tentatively titled "The top 20 things 3DRealms will do while waiting for Max Payne 2's Release". If you want to see more features like this, vote with your hits. Here's a snippet:

Dear 3DRealms,

With all this excitement of the close release of Max Payne 2, I know you're not used to having games finished and all so here's some things you can do to celebrate the game's release!

20. Dress up like your favorite character from the game for the release party. That includes female characters.

19. Go home and sleep for a few days, if you live with a significant other its all the more rewarding.

18. Re-stock your vending machines. Three new soda beverages have been released since the previous game. Pepsi Blue, Vanilla Coke, and Mountain Dew Code Red.

17. Convince Remedy to give Max a pair of shades and give him witty one-liners.

16. Take pictures for the camera captioning contest as you fill out empty box "pre-orders" at 4AM for nostalgia's sake since you aren't doing direct pre-orders this time. The photos of you packing the first game were so great to look at.

15. Hire Rock Gods to do their own version of the Max Payne theme for a bonus soundtrack for the future Game of the Year Edition.

14. Keep all paraphernalia and beta CDs. It might catch a tidy sum on eBay if you post as an anonymous seller and don't let your publisher know about it. Your garbage will sell well too.

Check out the article in question by clicking here. I would also like to take this opportunity to pimp our other, just published features, The Deep Six Grudge #1: Will Max Payne get the girl at the end of the game, the "Like Raindrops" fanfiction, and the Katana 2 Interview Part II. Over the weekend or early next week we plan to have you Part III of our Katana Interview as well as White Rabbit's hands-on report on Max Payne 2. Stay tuned, our content writing staff is on a rampage.

Neo · 10-11-2003, 06:34 AM

that would be cool.

Joonas · 10-11-2003, 06:44 AM

*BIG applauses*

aavenr · 10-11-2003, 10:21 AM

Glad you like it guys. I just hope Joe doesn't take it personally, *cough*you're banned*cough*

. After all, this is Maniac's disclaimer at the beginning of the article:

Writer's note: This is a funny joke. Everyone laugh and let's all be happy for the release of "Max Payne 2" and not get lawsuit happy. I already have enough money I owe a stupid college in California and I just got a girlfriend. And now, on with the show.

Kevin's girl · 10-11-2003, 10:31 AM

Hey I thought it was funny too! Especially the one about Dressing up like the characters and about finishing Duke Nukem Forever!

Oh and the one about arguing over who looks better in that hawaiin shirt! LOL Greatness...

poo_al · 10-11-2003, 01:34 PM

Great article. Gave me a good chuckle.

Mad_Max · 10-11-2003, 02:02 PM

Nice article. There's some pretty funny parts in it.

Simon Charles · 10-11-2003, 05:54 PM

ROTFL!! Oh, tears from laughing!

So good! These two definately take the proverbial cake:

Quote:

3. Tell Valve "IT WAS US!"

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2. Take a field trip to a competing studio and leave a flaming bag of **** on their door step.

10-11-2003, 05:56 PM

I'm so glad all of you like it!

*takes a bow*

I wrote it for the fans!

-Maniac

aavenr · 10-12-2003, 09:13 PM

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Over the weekend or early next week we plan to have you Part III of our Katana Interview as well as White Rabbit's hands-on report on Max Payne 2. Stay tuned, our content writing staff is on a rampage.

As promised, part 3 for the Katana 2 Interview is up:

http://dynamic4.gamespy.com/~maxpayn.../katana2_part3

10-11-2003, 05:56 PM	#9
Maniac536 Guest	Re: 20 Things 3DRealms Could Do In Anticipation for MP2 I'm so glad all of you like it! takes a bow I wrote it for the fans! -Maniac

10-11-2003, 03:20 AM	#1
aavenr	20 Things 3DRealms Could Do In Anticipation for MP2 In anticipation for the upcoming release of Max Payne 2, one of Deep Six's talented writers, Maniac, has come up with a nice humorous article tentatively titled "The top 20 things 3DRealms will do while waiting for Max Payne 2's Release". If you want to see more features like this, vote with your hits. Here's a snippet: Dear 3DRealms, With all this excitement of the close release of Max Payne 2, I know you're not used to having games finished and all so here's some things you can do to celebrate the game's release! 20. Dress up like your favorite character from the game for the release party. That includes female characters. 19. Go home and sleep for a few days, if you live with a significant other its all the more rewarding. 18. Re-stock your vending machines. Three new soda beverages have been released since the previous game. Pepsi Blue, Vanilla Coke, and Mountain Dew Code Red. 17. Convince Remedy to give Max a pair of shades and give him witty one-liners. 16. Take pictures for the camera captioning contest as you fill out empty box "pre-orders" at 4AM for nostalgia's sake since you aren't doing direct pre-orders this time. The photos of you packing the first game were so great to look at. 15. Hire Rock Gods to do their own version of the Max Payne theme for a bonus soundtrack for the future Game of the Year Edition. 14. Keep all paraphernalia and beta CDs. It might catch a tidy sum on eBay if you post as an anonymous seller and don't let your publisher know about it. Your garbage will sell well too. Check out the article in question by clicking here. I would also like to take this opportunity to pimp our other, just published features, The Deep Six Grudge #1: Will Max Payne get the girl at the end of the game, the "Like Raindrops" fanfiction, and the Katana 2 Interview Part II. Over the weekend or early next week we plan to have you Part III of our Katana Interview as well as White Rabbit's hands-on report on Max Payne 2. Stay tuned, our content writing staff is on a rampage.

10-11-2003, 06:34 AM	#2
Neo	Re: 20 Things 3DRealms Could Do In Anticipation for MP2 that would be cool. __________________ " -Born to be WIIIIIIIILLDDDD"

10-11-2003, 06:44 AM	#3
Joonas	Re: 20 Things 3DRealms Could Do In Anticipation for MP2 BIG applauses __________________ Deep Six's Content/Staff Director: http://www.3dap.com/maxpayne/ E-mail and MSN Messenger: [email protected]

10-11-2003, 10:21 AM	#4
aavenr	Re: 20 Things 3DRealms Could Do In Anticipation for MP2 Glad you like it guys. I just hope Joe doesn't take it personally, coughyou're bannedcough . After all, this is Maniac's disclaimer at the beginning of the article: Writer's note: This is a funny joke. Everyone laugh and let's all be happy for the release of "Max Payne 2" and not get lawsuit happy. I already have enough money I owe a stupid college in California and I just got a girlfriend. And now, on with the show.

10-11-2003, 10:31 AM	#5
Kevin's girl	Re: 20 Things 3DRealms Could Do In Anticipation for MP2 Hey I thought it was funny too! Especially the one about Dressing up like the characters and about finishing Duke Nukem Forever! Oh and the one about arguing over who looks better in that hawaiin shirt! LOL Greatness... __________________ www.myspace.com/kevins_sexygirl Is today Jimmy Shaker day?

10-11-2003, 01:34 PM	#6
poo_al	Re: 20 Things 3DRealms Could Do In Anticipation for MP2 Great article. Gave me a good chuckle. __________________ Ms. Bewbiez Explained

10-11-2003, 02:02 PM	#7
Mad_Max	Re: 20 Things 3DRealms Could Do In Anticipation for MP2 Nice article. There's some pretty funny parts in it. __________________ In my humble opinion... well, you know the rest. Junkman Games