Dopefish = God

02-10-2002, 07:06 PM

How do I become a member of the Church of the Dopeyfish I would like to convert from Athiest to Dopefishist(?) Are there any guidelines? (I need to know how often to pray to the dopefish etc.) and yes I'm serious.

02-11-2002, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Dopefish = God

Dopefish > God

02-11-2002, 08:31 AM

>> GOD

02-11-2002, 09:55 PM

All hail Dopefish! [img]graemlins/dopefish.gif[/img]

02-11-2002, 11:20 PM

^ that pic is really cool! [img]smile.gif[/img]

02-12-2002, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yorpy:
^ that pic is really cool! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Yeah, but I didn't make it. It was made by Redlof at the 3dr Forum. I just lowered the size a bit and mirrored it at my own site. Oh, and it's being used on the front page.

02-12-2002, 03:47 PM

Does anyone have information on the religion itself?

02-12-2002, 07:29 PM

There might be a link to the church site in the links section of dopefish.com I thought the site was down but I don't know.

How come Redlof doesn't post here? He seems to be into the dopefish.

02-13-2002, 01:50 AM

If Dopefish is God,
God sure burps a lot.

02-13-2002, 03:41 PM

Uh oh... it looks like Joe's Joke Username Insanity has spread to the Dopefish UBB!

02-13-2002, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yorpy:
There might be a link to the church site in the links section of dopefish.com I thought the site was down but I don't know.

How come Redlof doesn't post here? He seems to be into the dopefish.

I just created an account. and to theflyingfish: Tom Hall is a real person you know.

02-13-2002, 06:45 PM

I think it is Tom Hall, too. Why would Joe sign up as him?

02-13-2002, 07:06 PM

I'm almost positive it's the real Tom Hall. [img]graemlins/dopefish.gif[/img]

02-14-2002, 08:11 PM

I know there's a real Tom Hall, Redlof. But I dunno, it just seemed unlikely for him to be here, for some strange reason... and if it's really him, the great Tom Hall himself...

TOM HALL!!! d00d YOU ARE THE COOLEST MAN!!! COMMANDER KEEN ROCKS!!!

Note that I can be really bad at first impressions; now I've probably scared him off.

[ 04-05-2002, 08:12 AM: Message edited by: The Flying Fish ]

02-15-2002, 10:50 AM

I feel blessed that Tom Hall's first post is in my topic

[img]graemlins/dopefish.gif[/img]

02-15-2002, 08:25 PM

The creation Dopefish Style

<1> Before the start of time there was a fish bowl of infinite dimensions <2> and in this bowl did appear a fish <3> He swameth around all day with gases building up all the time <4> until one day he could noteth hold within <5> and he dids't let rip <6> out of his mouth poured matter of all kinds <7> included with which was a ball of gas with 9 orbiting planetoids <8> these planetoids were named Mercedes, Venusala, Pot Noodle, Mars bar, Jumper, Sat On, Your Anus, Neps Tune and Plutes O. <9> on the third orbiting planetoid, life dids't begin as bacteria from Pot Noodle(TM) remains <10> which was totally unexpected on behalf of the Dopefish <11> as this life evolved and discovered the other orbiting planetoids <12> the Dopefish didth' rename the planetoids for reasons including copyright infringement, sanitary politeness and ridicule. <13> as this live evolved on the giant mass of half digested pot noodle remains, <14> the Dopefish failed to see what had had done to create such a disastrous planetoid <15> he condemned himself to a life of terror with a sentence of continuous burping to relieve his conscience of the mess he made. <16> The Dopefish has now come to the end of his first life of many and we await his visit to the life formed from pot noodle bacteria.

THIS IS NOT THE END AS WE HAVE NOT ENDED AND NEITHER HAS DOPEFISH SO WE STILL AWAIT THE RETURN OF OUR LORD
DOPEFISH!!!!!

Joe Siegler · 02-18-2002, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Flying Fish:
Uh oh... it looks like Joe's Joke Username Insanity has spread to the Dopefish UBB!

No, that's really Tom. I set up an account for him.

02-20-2002, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dopefish:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by The Flying Fish:
Uh oh... it looks like Joe's Joke Username Insanity has spread to the Dopefish UBB!

No, that's really Tom. I set up an account for him.</font>[/QUOTE]I feel really stupid now and stuff.

02-20-2002, 10:50 PM

It's okay, we forgive you.

Though, the dopefish might eat you now. [img]graemlins/dopefish.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

02-21-2002, 02:36 PM

OH NO!!! SAVE ME FROM THE WRATH OF THE MIGHTY DOPEFISH!!!! [img]graemlins/dopefish.gif[/img]

03-04-2002, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tom Hall:
If Dopefish is God,
God sure burps a lot.

Who said He doesn't ? [img]smile.gif[/img]

02-10-2002, 07:06 PM	#1
Brick_Sledge Guest	How do I become a member of the Church of the Dopeyfish I would like to convert from Athiest to Dopefishist(?) Are there any guidelines? (I need to know how often to pray to the dopefish etc.) and yes I'm serious.

02-11-2002, 09:55 PM	#4
revenant100 Guest	All hail Dopefish! [img]graemlins/dopefish.gif[/img]

02-11-2002, 11:20 PM	#5
Yorpy Guest	^ that pic is really cool! [img]smile.gif[/img]

02-12-2002, 03:47 PM	#7
Brick_Sledge Guest	Does anyone have information on the religion itself?

02-12-2002, 07:29 PM	#8
Yorpy Guest	There might be a link to the church site in the links section of dopefish.com I thought the site was down but I don't know. How come Redlof doesn't post here? He seems to be into the dopefish.

02-13-2002, 01:50 AM	#9
Tom Hall Guest	If Dopefish is God, God sure burps a lot.

02-13-2002, 03:41 PM	#10
theflyingfish Guest	Uh oh... it looks like Joe's Joke Username Insanity has spread to the Dopefish UBB!

02-13-2002, 06:45 PM	#12
Yorpy Guest	I think it is Tom Hall, too. Why would Joe sign up as him?

02-13-2002, 07:06 PM	#13
Brick_Sledge Guest	I'm almost positive it's the real Tom Hall. [img]graemlins/dopefish.gif[/img]

02-14-2002, 08:11 PM	#14
theflyingfish Guest	I know there's a real Tom Hall, Redlof. But I dunno, it just seemed unlikely for him to be here, for some strange reason... and if it's really him, the great Tom Hall himself... TOM HALL!!! d00d YOU ARE THE COOLEST MAN!!! COMMANDER KEEN ROCKS!!! Note that I can be really bad at first impressions; now I've probably scared him off. [ 04-05-2002, 08:12 AM: Message edited by: The Flying Fish ]

02-15-2002, 10:50 AM	#15
Brick_Sledge Guest	I feel blessed that Tom Hall's first post is in my topic [img]graemlins/dopefish.gif[/img]

02-15-2002, 08:25 PM	#16
beddo Guest	The creation Dopefish Style <1> Before the start of time there was a fish bowl of infinite dimensions <2> and in this bowl did appear a fish <3> He swameth around all day with gases building up all the time <4> until one day he could noteth hold within <5> and he dids't let rip <6> out of his mouth poured matter of all kinds <7> included with which was a ball of gas with 9 orbiting planetoids <8> these planetoids were named Mercedes, Venusala, Pot Noodle, Mars bar, Jumper, Sat On, Your Anus, Neps Tune and Plutes O. <9> on the third orbiting planetoid, life dids't begin as bacteria from Pot Noodle(TM) remains <10> which was totally unexpected on behalf of the Dopefish <11> as this life evolved and discovered the other orbiting planetoids <12> the Dopefish didth' rename the planetoids for reasons including copyright infringement, sanitary politeness and ridicule. <13> as this live evolved on the giant mass of half digested pot noodle remains, <14> the Dopefish failed to see what had had done to create such a disastrous planetoid <15> he condemned himself to a life of terror with a sentence of continuous burping to relieve his conscience of the mess he made. <16> The Dopefish has now come to the end of his first life of many and we await his visit to the life formed from pot noodle bacteria. THIS IS NOT THE END AS WE HAVE NOT ENDED AND NEITHER HAS DOPEFISH SO WE STILL AWAIT THE RETURN OF OUR LORD DOPEFISH!!!!!

02-20-2002, 10:50 PM	#19
Yorpy Guest	It's okay, we forgive you. Though, the dopefish might eat you now. [img]graemlins/dopefish.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

02-21-2002, 02:36 PM	#20
theflyingfish Guest	OH NO!!! SAVE ME FROM THE WRATH OF THE MIGHTY DOPEFISH!!!! [img]graemlins/dopefish.gif[/img]