Duke Nukem looks like...

Joey from Friends!!!




Is this not true?

[Micki!]

On this particular pic, there are some parts that do indeed look similar...
Especially the mouth...

[NutWrench]

I think if you put dark sunglasses on Kurt Russell from StarGate, he would look just like Duke.

[Bonesnapper]

Umm...no.

Kurt Russel looks good though.

[Telee]

In my opinion if you were to add shades to him he'd look similiar... Not 100%, but close.

Still, nobody looks exactly like Duke. Unfortunately he doesn't sound like Duke so that might be a problem. Not sure how he would look with Duke's voice added in.

[DavoX]

We're not talking about a role for any movie.

[Telee]

So? I'm talking about real life people resembling Duke - what I posted was barely off-topic.

[CyberRaptor]

No. Just...no.

[Telee]

Just... what?

NutWrench posted about another actor looking like Duke Nukem, I replied to it, mentioning that if there were a movie he would sorta resemble him. I really don't see what's bad about that...?

[Tea Monster]

Originally Posted by Telee

In my opinion if you were to add shades to him he'd look similiar... Not 100%, but close.

Still, nobody looks exactly like Duke. Unfortunately he doesn't sound like Duke so that might be a problem. Not sure how he would look with Duke's voice added in.

I keep seeing DNF cutscenes with Joey in them now. Voice and typical speech - Sigh.

Oh, and all the babes look just like Jennifer Aniston (puts hands over eyes and runs away screaming)

[Duke Rocks]

Matt LeBlanc as Duke!

Nah.....but I remember when people called that pic "Duke Carey."

[DavoX]

Sorry telee didn't mean to bother you, it's all good.

[CyberRaptor]

Originally Posted by Telee

Just... what?

NutWrench posted about another actor looking like Duke Nukem, I replied to it, mentioning that if there were a movie he would sorta resemble him. I really don't see what's bad about that...?

No, as in Duke in no way resembles that guy from Friends. Comparing him to Kurt Russell is a bit different though, since he's also a badass who kicks some alien butt.

[The HJ]

Haha, you guys really know how to talk about this! COOOL!

[Telee]

Originally Posted by DavoX

Sorry telee didn't mean to bother you, it's all good.

You weren't bothering me, I was just confused.

No, as in Duke in no way resembles that guy from Friends. Comparing him to Kurt Russell is a bit different though, since he's also a badass who kicks some alien butt

Ah, misunderstanding.

[Tea Monster]

Joeys seems to be better with women than Brad Pitt, so that is one point on his side

[SomeDude]

He reminds me more of Ron Perlman from Hellboy.

[corn wizard]

The new Tommy Morrison

[corn wizard]

But not this guy

[DavoX]

I bet you're one of the guys that voted Wesley Snipes to play duke, right?

[Skunk]

Actually... when Kevin Nash played the Russian in Punisher my first and only thought was Duke. It reminded me of DN1.

[Skunk]

Also... That doesn't look like Duke?

[CyberRaptor]

That guy looks a lot like Duke, actually.

[Sang]

Originally Posted by corn wizard

The new Tommy Morrison

Man, his arms are totally hideous (though NICE SIXPACK)

[Telee]

Originally Posted by Skunk

Also... That doesn't look like Duke?

Give him an angry face and he'd be perfect.

[ZuljinRaynor]

Originally Posted by DrFaustus

Joey from Friends!!!




Is this not true?

Wow... he does... in this pic at least.

[Teron]

Originally Posted by Skunk

Also... That doesn't look like Duke?

Hmm, a bit weak. Get him some training and he will look better.

[oak man]

The guy on the right? maybe if he was blond? A good band BTW.

[Funduke]

Duke Nukem looks like...

Heino!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heino

Greetings
Funduke

[Bonesnapper]

Funduke wins a thousand internets.

[stryker]

Um, if you're german too, there's one thing i have to say to that: DER DUKE WÄRE NIEMALS EIN DÜSSELDORFER! wenn schon kölner ;-) -aber der Witz war gut^^

for the people who don't understand, unfortunately its a german thing. but as a comparison, Duke is an *american* hero. And funduke kind of made him canadian... :-/. ouch, right?

[blizzart]

Endlisch noch en Kölscher he im Forum!!!

[Hellbound]

O w morde co wy pierdolicie? Szwaby jedne!

[DavoX]

Originally Posted by Funduke

Heino!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heino

Greetings
Funduke

As much as I hate to admit it...he actually looks like duke.

[Kev_Hectic]

Originally Posted by DrFaustus

Joey from Friends!!!




Is this not true?

People on these forums used to joke that this particular drawing of Duke looked a bit like Drew Carey. But I can also see the Joey comparison.

They really need to come up with some new promotional art for DNF.

[JobivanHiob]

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Und ich bin ein Bonner. Wahrscheinlich der größte Bonner Duke-Fan.

[Micki!]

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und ich bin nicht einmal deutsch, aber immernoch Duke-Fan
Warum sprechen alle eigentlich Deutsch..?!

I agree with Kev_Hectic there... i wonder how many other actors he looks like... other than the obvious Howie Long...

[JobivanHiob]

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Wir wollen die Deutsch-Quote erhöhen

[Micki!]

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wir haben doch schon ein Deutches forum, auf Duke4.net
Aber fast niemanden benutzt es

ps
Drew Carey is on TV here right now... t's funny reembling his head with the above pic of Duke

[Kalki]

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Kindly use the forum Micki! suggested to continue the non-English conversation, thanks.

Originally Posted by Kev_Hectic

They really need to come up with some new promotional art for DNF.

I hate the "Duke Carey" pic. :notduke: I won't presume I was the first to coin that term but I certainly have complained about it. Come to think of it, that picture is the only thing that annoys me about the lack of DNF media updates. I'd like to see a new logo released, even if it's made in MS Paint, just so I won't have to look at this one.