Your favourite Duke sayings..?

[hell-angel]

vertigo said:
I liked what he says and actually does to one end boss level:

"I'm gonna rip off your head and sh*t down your throat!"

That end boss movie was classic!

he said "neck" and not "throat"

But I like that one as well.

[Denz]

Michelangelo said:

hahahahaha

Dont tell me that its a funny duke saying.

Me knows it sucks

[Contra]

DUKE NUKEM 3D
"Damn, those alien bastards are going to pay for shootin up my ride"

"Gonna rip'em a new one!"

"Let's Rock"

"Shake it, baby!"

"Holy Cow!"

"Damn, I'm lookin Good!"

"All right, piece of cake!"

"Hail to the king, baby!"

DUKE NUKEM MANHATTEN PROJECT
"Sorry, must be 18 or older to ride"

"Someones goin to pay for making me find these friggin keycards"

"What am I, a frog?"

"Squeel (sry dunno how to spell that) like a pig"

"The 'other' white meat"

"Don't get your panties all in a bunch"

DUKE NUKEM TIME TO KILL
"Looks like it's Time to Kill"

"Ooh, skanky outfit" (only ones I remember lol)

These are all the ones I can think of off the top of my head, I'll let you know if I find more cool duke sayings.

[Contra]

Found some more.....

Duke Nukem 3D
"Damn I'm lookin good!"

"I shoulda known those alien maggots boobytrapped this sub!"

"Come Get Some"

"Whad'ya waitin for, Christmas?"

Duke Nukem Time to Kill
"Rub a dub dub, get outta the tub" (that one cracked me up cuz he will say that if you go to a naked girl in a bath tub lmao)

"Im gonna blow you a new hole"

"suck my boomstick!"

"My home away from home!"

"Lizard skin is great for makin boots!"

"I love bacon bits"

"Anybody want scrambled eggs and bacon?"

"Wanna see my rubber...ducky?"

"It's time to turn up the heat!"

Duke Nukem Manhatten project
"say hello to my little friend"

"You are the weakest link, good-bye!"

"Sorry hunny, I got some ass kickin to do first"

"This'll be a barrel of laughs!"

Im still lookin for more funny duke sayings so stay tuned....

lol funny thread

[MagNet]

Damn... you're ugly.
And of course
Your ass, your face, what's the difference ?

[December Man]

All of them

[Treupp]

It's my way or... hell, it's my way!
(when picking up a shotgun in DNMP) Hmmm, this will be a barrel of laughs.

[crazyman]

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck"

[DavoX]

BTW those don't seem to work in the new ports...

[Loke]

"Yippee-ki-yay, mother(bleep)er!"

"Harr matey! Someone's gonna take a long walk off a short gang plank!"

"I'll be back." (that always make me laugh my ass off )

"I'm going to kick your ass, bitch!"

Episode 4 got some really memorable lines.

"I'm going to get medieval on your asses!"

"Die, you son of a bitch!"

[Treupp]

I forgot about:

Sir Duke kicketh much ass

great one

[Commando Nukem]

"Little pig little pig, let me in! Or i'll Huff and i'll Puff and I'll KICK YOUR ASS IN!"

"That aint gonna be virgin wool."

"Hmm... reminds me of... Me."

"I need your clothes your boots and your horse...uhm... Forget the horse."

"Hoo I feel good!"

"The best things in life never change."

"I guess pigs DO fly!" (DNF HERE WE COME?)

some of my personal favorites, and most of them are semi-unique-to-duke

[quirk]

heh i cant get anoth of that satasfying laughter "he he he what a mess"

[the true duke]

my favorites are:

shit happens,

hail to the king baby,

let god sort em out,

hehehehehehe, what a mess,

babes, bullets, bombs dam i love this job,

#%$&ing keycards,

your-face your-ass, whats the difference,

killing a pigcop-i hate bacon,

killing that mouse-dam the was annoying,

taking a piss-ahhhhhhhhhh, much better,

suck it down,

why im gonna break a broom handle up in your ass,

blow it our your ass,

when duke faces a normal trooper- its like a 1 legged man in ass kicking contest

my all time top favorite is:

i love the smell of raw sewage in the morning, hey maybe morphix is hiding under a turd right now.

and

its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but im all out of gum

hearing them brings back memories.

[oak man]

"I'm gonna kick your ass bitch!"

"Its down to you and me...You one eyed freak!"

"It's time to abort your whole freackin' speicies!"

[Sgt. Nukem]

There are two ways this can end... - ...and in both of them... you die!!

[RemoteControl]

No way im eating this shit! [in dukeburger]

[Rott King]

My favorites were always: "I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!", and "I should've known those alien maggots booby trapped this sub!".

[DissidentRage]

Heeere leezard leezard leezard!

[Swan]

Originally Posted by Micki!

"It's time to kick ass, and chew bubblegum... and i'm all outta gum"

This quote is in "They Live" - John Carpenter, Before the killing (in a bank ?).

Is it in DN3D ? I don't remember it...

[Hendricks266]

From Duke Caribbean:

Ugh...

This vacation sucks!

Oooh, your ass is grass, and I've got the weed wacker!

Oooh, I like mine sunny side up!

I'll turn you into bait!

Damn, I hate disco! Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive, BLAH!

I've just got to get over there!

From Duke 3D 1.5 Atomic:

Damn.

Damn it.

I'm gonna put the smack dab on your ass!

I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!

Just about all of the rest of them too.

[Micki!]

Originally Posted by Swan

This quote is in "They Live" - John Carpenter, Before the killing (in a bank ?).

Is it in DN3D ? I don't remember it...

Indeed, it's from the movie they live, just as "Come get some" is from the movie Evil Dead and many more of his lines... They a "borrowed" from popular movies...

Duke says this, in the beginning of episode 3...

[Xerxes]

"I'm gunna rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

Cause he does...

[Hendricks266]

The exact quote is:

I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!

[Berntsen]

"Eat SHIT and DIE!"

Ah, short and to the point. Gotta love it.

[Brickhead]

The only one that I don't see here is
"That's one Doomed space Marine"
L.A. Meltdown
Second level after the electric chair behind the Chapel wall, there is a dead Doom marine in there.

My favorite is: It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum......and I'm all out of gum.

[vertexguy]

What are you... some kinda bottom feeding, scum sucking algae eater?

[Commando Nukem]

"Say didya here about the hungry Roman who met a woman and was glad'e'eator?" (Laughing fairly hard.)

"*in cowboy accent* Looks like its time fer some cowbois and indiuns!"

"Hello! Macfly!"

"Ooooh how scary!!! Not." (Sarcastic teenaher prep spoofish voice.)

"DAaaaamn! Im GOOOD" (ZH version kicks mucho more bumbottom.)

"I prefer a good cigar... and a bad woman."

"How refreshing!"

"I'll blow you a new hole!"

"Its time to GET SOME!"

"The best things in life never change."

"36 24 36... Now thats my kinda safe!"

"Mmmm bad case of lead poisoining!"

"Heyyyy This is better then the one at disney land!"

"Dying aint much of a living boyyy!"

"Where the Duke and the Antelope Play!"

"I hope my hands aren't cold!"

"Is it hot in here or just me?"

"Alas poor piggy... I knew ye well."

"Be very very quiet huhuhuhuh im hunting awien scum!"

"Shooda let em' cook a little longer."

Most of these are from DUKE TTK

[Altered Reality]

Originally Posted by SyntaxN

"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"
Best game-oneliner ever

I agree. The first time I heard it, it really cracked me up.

"You wanna dance?"

"Shake it baby!"

Is there any way you can extract these from the game files? They would really be fun to edit...

[Telee]

-Your face, your ass, what's the difference? (Duke Nukem 3D)
-You're blocking my sun, asswipe! (Duke Caribbean)
-What, there's only one of you? (Duke Nukem 3D)
-It's time to abort your whole friggin species! (Duke Nukem 3D)
-Suck it down! (Duke Nukem 3D)
-You're an inspiration for birth control. (Duke Nukem 3D)
-Pig cops roasting, as I open fire! (Duke Nukem: Zero Hour)
-That's gonna hurt come winter! (Duke Nukem Zero Hour)
-I always wanted a pair of snake skin boots! (Duke Nukem Zero Hour)