Your favourite Duke sayings..?

phrases + any new ones you would like to see added or kept from the original.

I know most are taken from evil dead or whatever film it was, i don't need to be updated about that.

Some of mine

Duke singing
"BOOOOORN TO BE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLD"

"Hail to the king baby"

"Damn I'm looking good"


the pure arrogance brings the most laughter to me.

Also i remember if you held alt and pressed some of the Function keys

one went something like

"what are you? some bottom beating scum sucking algae eater"
hahaha thats classic

[big fat lazy]

"Eat shit and die!"
"Suck it down"
"My home away from home" (at a strip club)

[Micki!]

"Eat shit and die"
"It's time to kick ass, and chew bubblegum... and i'm all outta gum"
"I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck"
"Hehehe, what a mess"
"You Suck"

And one of my absolute favorites: "Your face, your ass, what's the difference..?" I really laugh everytime i hear that one... It MUST be in DNF...

P.S. Does this thread BELONG to the DNF forums..?
Because if, then it should be changed to something in the lines of; "Which oneliners would you want in DNF"

[Shaam]

When Duke's Head lamp is ruined, or in one particular mission he has no head lamp and he has to swich between flashlight and weapon

Duke Nukem :- Doom it. um .. er.....Damm it.


Duke sees a torn poster of the video game Serious Sam, poster is torn in a way that everybody knows it is Serious Sam but 3DR will not face any lawsuit from Croteam.

Use the poster and Duke says.

Duke Nukem : - Hey! That guy looks like me.... Iam Serious.

already posted by someone.

[Dr. Holliday]

What are you waiting on? Christmas?

[ZuljinRaynor]

"Blow it out your ass."
"It's down to you and me, you one-eyed freak!"
"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"
"You guys suck."
"Suck it down."
"Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride."
"It's time to abort your whole friggin' species."

[SyntaxN]

"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"
Best game-oneliner ever

[priador]

.... " aah we meet again dr. jones.. "

[laffer]

Eat shit and die used to be cool, but it kinda reminds me of a silly episode now

LMAO, how could i forget

"your face your ass? whats the difference"

if someone can change the thread title accordingly

Which oneliners would you want in DNF?

[IwantMORE]

What are you waiting for? Christmas?

[Jabba the Hutt]

Uuuh, splitten personality! (Lo Wang)
But Duke won't have a sword, I assume.

[PJB]

I'm gonna kick your ass... bitch!

[Bud Bundy]

Crouching mutants - hidden pipebombs

[Bleak]

Suck it down

Doesn't get any better then that.

[groovie]

What are you... some kinda scum sucking bottom feeding algae eater?

[Simon Charles]

My favourite is when Duke sees the Battle Lord for the first time. Back then, it was the biggest boss I had ever seen in a computer game, yet Duke doesn't sweat it and says:

"What? There's only one of you?"

Floored me.

[The Count]

"Get back to work you slacker !!" cracks me up every time
Yep, Duke`s a real working class hero

[Rider]

The Count said:
"Get back to work you slacker !!" cracks me up every time
Yep, Duke`s a real working class hero

where did he say that anyways?

[Imfamous]

"Paw"

[The Count]

I have to admit that he says that only once. It`s the level "Shop-n-Bag" in Duke Atomic ("the Queen") where Duke explores an office.
There is a computer screen with a Duke Nukem atomic symbol on it. There is also a whiteboard with a message on it: "Fire Jack! Caught playing Duke again! - Bobby". You can touch the computer screen and hear Duke say "Get back to work, you slacker!".

[Soilwork]

I ain't afraid of no quake!

Hmm, that's one doomed space marine..

You're an inspiration for birth control.

Come get some.

Suck it down!

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and i'm all outta gum..

heh, so many to list..

[Micki!]

This thread makes me remind of something i want...

GEORGE!!! If you'll be reading this thread, then please tell us about the Oneliners in DNF...

- Will some of the old ones be back..?! and if, will they be re-recorded..?!

- How many of the old ones will return if they're in..?!

- Will you hear Duke say stuff often..?! Or Just randomly like in Duke3D..?!

- Will there be any serious comments from Duke..?!

That's all...

[Denz]

Dont ask too much

[Micki!]

Denz said:
Dont ask too much

Hehe, i don't think it'll hurt asking about this...
I'm just curious, since we already know about some of the gameplay, the tech, and some other stuff...

So we just need some tidbit info about his voice... That's all...

Pleaseanswerthanks...
//Me runs away...

[Steve]

Fire in the hole, ass hole!

[Steve]

Rider said:

where did he say that anyways?

Atomic edition - The Shop 'n Bag level. There's a computer screen with the Nuke loading screen - You push it and duke says "Get back to work you slacker!"

Damn cool line

edit: sorry, already posted

[BabyFace]

"I'm gonna put the smack-dab on your ass!"

[SolarFlux]

Let god sort 'em out

[Gamebrain]

"Let God sort em out"

"Get that crap outta here"

"Nobody steals our chicks...and lives"

"I shoulda known those aliens maggots boobytrapped this sub"

[Boinky]

I always enjoyed "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
that and Your face your ass whats the difference.. I Loved it!

[priador]

.. " Hmm... think i'll climb aboard. ... "

lol the

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

just went on for so long it used to make me laugh, i'd make him say it repeatedly and giggle to myself

and at one time i used to think i was a normal human being.

[Ice Man]

"eat shit and die!"
"yippy ki yay muther fu*ker!" pigsty episode 4
"whaddya waitin for christmas?"
"blow it out your ass!"

[Denz]

While lunching a grande:

" FIRE IN YOUR HOLE !"

Denz said:
While lunching a grande:

" FIRE IN YOUR HOLE !"

hahahahaha

[guardian653]

"Damn, I'm Lookin good"
"Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum"
"Hum.. Thats one doomed space marine"
"Let God sort em out"

[Geir]

"shit happens."

[vertigo]

I liked what he says and actually does to one end boss level:

"I'm gonna rip off your head and sh*t down your throat!"

That end boss movie was classic!