Things you don't want to see

[HappyKing]

i can't concentrate anymore, so it's time again for more useless stuff.

my question this time: "what kind of stuff do you really NOT want so see in the final version?"

this is not meant to be a serious thread, so points will be awarded to the most creative minds...

[IHerman]

- Emo bondage pigcop strippers

- A mirror only to see that Duke is wearing a pink tutu.

[Daedolon]

Liztroops taking a dump. It was cool in blocky 2d, but I'm not sure how appropriate it would be in realistic 3d.

[Kalki]

fnord

[vcatkiller]

Clowns. Seriously, I don't want the game to be that scary and intense.

[bobthefish]

Originally Posted by vcatkiller

Clowns. Seriously, I don't want the game to be that scary and intense.

clowns carrying gunz

[Marty]

product placement

[IHerman]

- Mimes carrying make belief guns!

Actually a Lizard Trooper or Pig Cop mime would be hilarious.

[vcatkiller]

Suddenly reminded of that horrible movie with Hulk Hogan in it.

"OMG he's stuck in some form of invisible forcefield!" King hits "There you go you're free now!"

[Sang]

Originally Posted by Daedolon

Liztroops taking a dump. It was cool in blocky 2d, but I'm not sure how appropriate it would be in realistic 3d.

I think that'd rock

What I don't want to see... hmmm, one-liners and stuff suggested by forumers

[HappyKing]

-IHerman: bondage pigcop strippers?
You have a dirty mind..., wich i approve of normally, but this is just plain sick... NO POINTS

-IHerman: tutu duke? that would be a horrible sight.... still LAME, yet i can see the irony in it.... 1 POINT.

-Daedolon: inappropriate = points here, remember this is about what you DON'T want to see. anyway, crapping liztroopers = 3 POINTS.

-as for Kalki's fnord....., what is "fnord" anyway? F*cking Noobs Or Retarded Daisies? sorry, i can't award points to something i don't know the meaning of...

-vcatkiller: Clowns are evil, the way they always smile and laugh..., it's creepy. Sorry, just 1 POINT. remember evil clowns were already used by this game called "Painkiller" (or something)

-bobthefish: "Clowns carrying guns". Vcat already had the clown idea. sorry, NO POINTS. Please come up with original ideas.

-Marty: "product placement"? Again i don't understand the idea. sorry, NO POINTS

-IHerman: Mimes...., i hate mimes....., never want to see them, original work. 2 POINTS

Originally Posted by Sang

What I don't want to see... hmmm, one-liners and stuff suggested by forumers

FIEND, FIEND!!!!! YOU ARE EVIL!!! MORE EVIL THEN ME!!!
!!!MINUS GOOGLE POINTS!!!!!

[naddie]

Stuff you don't want to see:
The game come out.

Waiting is fun. Don't want it to end...

[Tedades]

Annoucement on 3drealms homepage: "DNF is the first FPH game ever released."

(First Person Hugging game)
Hug with your best friends online, with 2 or as a group!
Hug the friendly pig cops wearing pink tutu's, or the lovely mimes!
Use your jetpack to fly into the sky, and hug birds!

[JobivanHiob]

^haha, that gave me a real good laugh

[HappyKing]

-Naddie: You DON'T want to have the game come out? You are just pure evil.... you get MINUS GOOGLE POINTS aswell

-Tedades: "FPH"?!? this is probably the most original thing i've ever heard...., plus the most disturbing...
for the FPH idea: 2 POINTS
"online hugging" worth: 1 POINT
"friendly pigcops": 1 POINT
pink tutu's are disturbing: NO POINTS
"bird hugging" is EVIL!!!! 1 POINT
wich brings the total to 5 POINTS!!

edit: I hereby bestow on IHerman the power of point distribution (not the power of point re-distribution or the power of bestowing other people with the power of point distribution and/or re-distribution. you have to earn these )

[DavoX]

I bet you're either really bad at maths or at explaining.

[HappyKing]

...verry funny, i already fixed it....
(see me lifting my eyebrauw?)

[vcatkiller]

-Emo duke - just no for all sorts of reasons.
-the whole game restricted to running at the same res as that pigcop screenshot

[alexgk]

1.- Violent-censored content.
2.- Emo Duke (OMGodz).
3.- Lineal level design ( * 9000).
4.- No boobs.
5.- RL in game ads.
6.- Love story.
7.- Duke acting as America's typical superhero (something like what happened in Spiderman 3 in the final battle, Spidey running in front of a USA flag).
8.- No Dopefish reference.
9.- No Max Payne reference.
10.- No Prey reference.
11.- No Joe Siegler/Scott Miller/George Broussard references.
12.- Duke drunk.
13.- Duke sick.
14.- Duke dead (that depends on your skills).
15.- Unbreakable doors or door knobs.
16.- Only 5 available weapons.
17.- Blinding HDR effects.
18.- Blinding low-res textures.
19.- PigCops' "lower parts".
20.- No inclusion of DeathMatch in DNF MP.
21.- Just DeathMatch in DNF MP.
22.- Health recovery system like in Halo or Gears of War.
23.- US$120 DNF Special Edition price tag.
24.- No Special Edition.
25.- Not DNF for consoles announcement (imo).
26.- Duke covering himself behind a wall or sandbag.
27.- No 3DR's fans reference.
28.- Ugly box art.
29.- Duke fat, old and retired.
30.- Team-based objectives.
31.- "Hey, pal. What are you gonna do? Save the world all by yourself?" line not included in the game.
32.- Demo. Don't make us suffer more!

[Sharpie]

ALEXGK you get 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000 points!!!

[alexgk]

Originally Posted by Sharpie

ALEXGK you get 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000 points!!!

[IHerman]

What just because he summed up 32 different things?

That's not fair.

Anyway...

- Big Rigs quality physics

[DavoX]

I don't want to see the hair that duke had in the recent screenshot, I WANT A FLATTOP.

[Amakou]

Half of the stuff suggested in this forum.

~Amakou~

[alexgk]

Originally Posted by Amakou

Half of the stuff suggested in this forum.

~Amakou~

-Add another 49.9%, please

[Yatta]

A FOV that's the size of a thumbnail.

[vcatkiller]

Counterstrike Duke. Just no. Not ever. Sorry.

[datahead]

i don't want to see..

1. my grandmother naked in the game

[Lethe]

"DNF will support only thumbnail resolutions because of our initial promise that it will run on pentium 3 cpu with a 32mb video card"

[stryker]

one thing i don't want to see is:

BUGS! GLITCHES!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

[Micki!]

Originally Posted by Yatta

A FOV that's the size of a thumbnail.

That would actually explain alot

[HappyKing]

-Alexgk:
1.- Violent-censored content. 1 POINT
2.- Emo Duke (OMGodz). 0 POINTS
3.- Lineal level design ( * 9000). 0 POINTS. not original
4.- No boobs. 1 POINT. Bombshell without boobs? that would be scary...
5.- RL in game ads. 0 POINT. sorry, don't know what "RL" means
6.- Love story. EVIL IDEA! 2 POINTS
7.- Duke acting as America's typical superhero (something like what happened in Spiderman 3 in the final battle, Spidey running in front of a USA flag). 2 POINTS. if this happens, i will personally hack the game givinge Duke a tutu...
8.- No Dopefish reference. 0 POINTS. lame
9.- No Max Payne reference. 0 POINTS. lame aswell
10.- No Prey reference. 0 POINTS. even lamer
11.- No Joe Siegler/Scott Miller/George Broussard references. 1 POINT. i need to see their face on something
12.- Duke drunk. 0 POINTS. lame
13.- Duke sick. 0 POINTS. lame
14.- Duke dead (that depends on your skills). 0 POINTS. EVIL!!!
15.- Unbreakable doors or door knobs. 0 POINTS. to serious
16.- Only 5 available weapons. 0 POINTS. to serious
17.- Blinding HDR effects. 0 POINTS."what does "HDR" mean?
18.- Blinding low-res textures. 1 POINT. low-res = EVIL!!!
19.- PigCops' "lower parts". 0 POINTS. pork chops?
20.- No inclusion of DeathMatch in DNF MP. 0 POINTS. to serious.
21.- Just DeathMatch in DNF MP. 0 POINTS. to serious
22.- Health recovery system like in Halo or Gears of War. 0 POINTS. not original.
23.- US$120 DNF Special Edition price tag. 0 POINTS. to serious.
24.- No Special Edition. 1 POINT. EVIL!
25.- Not DNF for consoles announcement (imo). 0 POINTS. to serious.
26.- Duke covering himself behind a wall or sandbag. 0 POINTS. to serious
27.- No 3DR's fans reference. 3 POINTS. that would be horible.
28.- Ugly box art. 0 POINTS. to serious.
29.- Duke fat, old and retired. 2 POINTS. horrible idea and original.
30.- Team-based objectives. 0 POINTS. to serious
31.- "Hey, pal. What are you gonna do? Save the world all by yourself?" line not included in the game. 0 POINTS. we need that....
32.- Demo. Don't make us suffer more! -2 POINTS. don't bitch about demo's...
TOTAL: 16 POINTS

-Sharpie: you have not been bestowed with the power of point distribution....

-Alexgk: MINUS 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000 POINTS for illegally obtained distributed points.

-IHerman: Big Rigs? whats that? 0 POINTS

-DavoX: we need the flattop! 2 POINTS

-Amakou: you are evil! -10 POINTS, same goed for Alexgk for adding 49,9%

-Yatta: if FOV means "Field of View", it's too serious. sorry, 0 POINTS

-vcatkiller: CS & Duke? sorry, can't make the comparson... 0 POINTS

-Datahead: Your grandmother naked in the game? That's just plain SICK!!! 2 POINTS

-Lethe: that's original. 1 POINT.

-stryker: EVIL. 1 POINT


People, PLEEEEEAAAASE don't make lists af 30 entries again. it took me half an hour to reply...

[HappyKing]

People, new idea: everyone wil be limited to a MAXIMUM of 4 entries per reply, anything beyond that will be ignored by me.

edit: IHerman, i hereby bestow upon you the power of making rules relevant to the topic.
(DON'T ABUSE PLEASE!!!)

[SonnyBonds]

Farting jokes and episodic content. Also, I don't want Pig Cops without uniforms exclusively.. I won't mind some without uniforms as long as most of them do have them.

[Sang]

Originally Posted by HappyKing

People, new idea: everyone wil be limited to a MAXIMUM of 4 entries per reply, anything beyond that will be ignored by me.

Do you seriously think anyone cares?

[Altered Reality]

Here's everything I don't want to see in DNF.
- Compulsory online authentication
- Product placement
- Episodic content
- Starforce
- Postprocessing effects you cannot get rid of
- Incompatibilities toward any operating system or hardware that only exist to compel people to buy another operating system or hardware (*COUGH* Halo2 *COUGH*)

[IHerman]

Originally Posted by HappyKing

edit: IHerman, i hereby bestow upon you the power of making rules relevant to the topic.
(DON'T ABUSE PLEASE!!!)

I have no idea what you said here, what does 'bestow upon' mean? Is this good or bad for me? Sorry my English is pretty good but this term is unknown to me.


- In other news I don't want to see Duke Nukem in this game because that guy annoyed the hell out of me in Duke3d.

[Altered Reality]

"I bestow upon you" is a pompous way to say "I give you".
And he's telling you not to abuse of the power he gave you.

[Kristian Joensen]

If it is long:

The game being hard.

If it is hard:

The game being long.

[IHerman]

In that case I just want to remind people this topic isn't supposed to be serious.


- I don't want to see strippers in DNF.
Spoiler:

show spoiler

And with that I mean, male strippers.