Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) - Page 4

oak man · 05-02-2006, 08:46 PM

"Damn I lick ass!OOops! I mean kick ass!!"

Swatpig99 · 05-03-2006, 05:13 AM

EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and
OMG I think I just stained my tank top with icky blood.

Micki! · 05-03-2006, 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jezza

Did I miss something? what's the first "S" for in GSPCS?

Mind you, there HAS to be some reference to GPCS' in DNF, just a small one, so only us few '1337' fans ever know what they mean, lol.

Don't you know..?

"Gothic Shemale Pig-Cop Stripper"

I think Wamplet was the one who invented this name...

December Man · 05-03-2006, 07:34 AM

Running up to the nearest monster: "Mary?! No...you're...not"

Only few will understand

05-03-2006, 05:13 PM

"Who ordered the cheesy potatoes?"

Dopefish7590 · 05-04-2006, 04:09 PM

What, No Toy!!!!????

and you gotta say the second to get it

how big is saturn and how big is uranus

December Man · 05-06-2006, 04:12 AM

"Huh? Radio... What's with the radio?"

Once again, few will understand

Mennuz · 05-08-2006, 07:14 AM

"Damn i'm looking good....but i'm crying from the inside"
"How could this happen to me?"

The Dukenator · 05-24-2006, 01:27 AM

"Eat your underwear."

"Here's the Dopefish."

Cheapy · 05-24-2006, 12:25 PM

I'm finally released.

ok, that was me failing at being clever, and beating a dead horse.

blair the killer · 05-27-2006, 11:32 AM

"hey babe, do you wanna look at my gun"

Commando Nukem · 05-27-2006, 08:57 PM

Blair, he would say that. :P he has before.

Xerxes · 05-27-2006, 11:06 PM

"I don't kick the most ass."

Micki! · 05-28-2006, 02:06 AM

"I kick minor ass, compared to Serious Sam"

"Where's my pink tank-top..?

"I am not wearing my underwear today"

"That dude is hot" (unless he's talking to a mirror)

Gatinater · 05-31-2006, 04:41 AM

"Spank my buns."

Micki! · 06-01-2006, 01:15 PM

"I will change my socks after this fight"

"i'll bitch-slap you"

"My boots are not mighty afterall"

"My underwear is gone"

"i prefer glasses over shades"

"I feel emo"

Oh god, the day he says any of this, means 3DR has lost thier creative minds...

Wolle · 06-06-2006, 02:41 PM

"You go, girl!"

"Who left the toilet seat up?"

"All we are saying, is give peace a chance."

The Dukenator · 06-07-2006, 01:46 AM

"Screw DNF. I rather be in Prey."

"Come on over here, and pull my finger."

"Don't make me come over there and blow up your stereo."

quirk · 06-08-2006, 02:09 AM

Think of eny thing duke says to a chick at eny time and picture him saying it to a pig cop

mmmm you wanna dance piggy???

Denz · 06-08-2006, 06:07 AM

"I want pink hairs"

"I need to shave down there"

"I wonder what it feels to be gay?"

qed · 06-11-2006, 04:30 AM

Excuse me m'me, is this seat taken?
It's time to spank ass and rememorize myself

The Dukenator · 06-11-2006, 04:58 AM

"I'm rather do some model railroading than kick ass."

"Tell your boss I'm coming to get him. On second thought, I'll tell him."

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, Doc, are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a toilet?"

"There she was just a-walkin' down the street, singin' Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do
Snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet, singin' Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do... "

05-03-2006, 05:13 PM	#125
Duke 64 Guest	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Who ordered the cheesy potatoes?"

05-02-2006, 08:46 PM	#121
oak man	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Damn I lick ass!OOops! I mean kick ass!!" __________________ "I hereby nominate 'DUDE!! Huge bag of cheetos!' for 'Best Topic Title of the Year, 2006.'"-ZzTX "I vote oak man for supreme leader of the 3DR boards."-Tang Lung >>My flickr page<<

05-03-2006, 05:13 AM	#122
Swatpig99	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!! and OMG I think I just stained my tank top with icky blood.

05-03-2006, 07:34 AM	#124
December Man	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) Running up to the nearest monster: "Mary?! No...you're...not" Only few will understand

05-04-2006, 04:09 PM	#126
Dopefish7590	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) What, No Toy!!!!???? and you gotta say the second to get it how big is saturn and how big is uranus

05-06-2006, 04:12 AM	#127
December Man	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Huh? Radio... What's with the radio?" Once again, few will understand

05-08-2006, 07:14 AM	#128
Mennuz	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Damn i'm looking good....but i'm crying from the inside" "How could this happen to me?" __________________ Hail to the k...ah, thats been done

05-24-2006, 01:27 AM	#129
The Dukenator	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Eat your underwear." "Here's the Dopefish." __________________ Thank you sir. May I have DNF? - KaiserSoze - Look in profile to get joke. These are English forums; anything the moderators can't read is eligible for deletion. - TerminX OMG, Duke killed Kenny! You bastard! - wayskobfssae

05-24-2006, 12:25 PM	#130
Cheapy	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) I'm finally released. ok, that was me failing at being clever, and beating a dead horse. __________________ heh

05-27-2006, 11:32 AM	#131
blair the killer	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "hey babe, do you wanna look at my gun"

05-27-2006, 08:57 PM	#132
Commando Nukem	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) Blair, he would say that. :P he has before. __________________ Open Maw Productions

05-27-2006, 11:06 PM	#133
Xerxes	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "I don't kick the most ass."

05-28-2006, 02:06 AM	#134
Micki!	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "I kick minor ass, compared to Serious Sam" "Where's my pink tank-top..? "I am not wearing my underwear today" "That dude is hot" (unless he's talking to a mirror) __________________ A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'

05-31-2006, 04:41 AM	#135
Gatinater	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Spank my buns."

06-01-2006, 01:15 PM	#136
Micki!	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "I will change my socks after this fight" "i'll bitch-slap you" "My boots are not mighty afterall" "My underwear is gone" "i prefer glasses over shades" "I feel emo" Oh god, the day he says any of this, means 3DR has lost thier creative minds... __________________ A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'

06-06-2006, 02:41 PM	#137
Wolle	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "You go, girl!" "Who left the toilet seat up?" "All we are saying, is give peace a chance." __________________ Installing starforce is like picking up the soap in a prison shower. - Komb.at

06-07-2006, 01:46 AM	#138
The Dukenator	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "Screw DNF. I rather be in Prey." "Come on over here, and pull my finger." "Don't make me come over there and blow up your stereo." __________________ Thank you sir. May I have DNF? - KaiserSoze - Look in profile to get joke. These are English forums; anything the moderators can't read is eligible for deletion. - TerminX OMG, Duke killed Kenny! You bastard! - wayskobfssae Last edited by The Dukenator; 06-07-2006 at 03:00 AM.

06-08-2006, 02:09 AM	#139
quirk	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) Think of eny thing duke says to a chick at eny time and picture him saying it to a pig cop mmmm you wanna dance piggy???

06-08-2006, 06:07 AM	#140
Denz	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "I want pink hairs" "I need to shave down there" "I wonder what it feels to be gay?" __________________ *crunchy superman said:* 10 years and two complete restarts - that's either one very effective filter, or a whole lotta shit. :D

06-11-2006, 04:30 AM	#141
qed	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) Excuse me m'me, is this seat taken? It's time to spank ass and rememorize myself

06-11-2006, 04:58 AM	#142
The Dukenator	Re: Things that Duke Nukem Would Never Say (Humor) "I'm rather do some model railroading than kick ass." "Tell your boss I'm coming to get him. On second thought, I'll tell him." "Wait a minute, wait a minute, Doc, are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a toilet?" "There she was just a-walkin' down the street, singin' Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do Snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet, singin' Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do... " __________________ Thank you sir. May I have DNF? - KaiserSoze - Look in profile to get joke. These are English forums; anything the moderators can't read is eligible for deletion. - TerminX OMG, Duke killed Kenny! You bastard! - wayskobfssae