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Old 06-20-2007, 09:35 AM   #41

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Re: stuff you DON'T want to see
EA logo...
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Old 06-20-2007, 10:39 AM   #42

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-SonnyBonds:
farting jokes......Terrance & Phillip? 1 POINT
NAKED PIGCOPS?!?!?!? don't forget they are mutated LAPD policemen..., i really don't want to see *that* thing dangling around then.... inappropriate = 4 POINTS

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Do you seriously think anyone cares?
no, but I'll go ahead and be the evil genius I am and think everyone does...

...can you feel the sarcasm???

-Altered Reality:
authentication = 0 POINTS, to serious
poduct placement? what is this "product placement" everyone keeps talking about?!? don't forget i'm from Holland, my english isn't THAT good.

-Iherman: You don't want to see Duke? hmm, normally i would go: "FIEND FIEND, MINUS GOOGLE POINTS".
but since you have demi-god powers....., i can't...

-Kristian Joensen: ooooh, deep poetic stuff...., but since it's to serious, i can't award any points.

-IHerman: no male strippers are a good thing, 2 POINTS

-RedSplat: if i happen to see the EA logo and hear someone say "challenge everything", i will hack the game making it say: "EA Games, detonate an EMP weapon in our head office" 3 POINTS
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Old 06-20-2007, 10:44 AM   #43

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"don't forget i'm from Holland, my english isn't THAT good."

Ze willen geen (echte) reclame in het spel.

I'm from Limburg, my dutch isn't THAT good.
(btw. I always call it The Netherlands, cause I'm from the south)
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Old 06-20-2007, 10:56 AM   #44

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Holland/The Netherlands, i doubt there is any difference in what they both mean... They both refer to the same country.

maar wat bedoel je met "geen (echte) reclame in het spel"?
als het over deze topic gaat: deze topic is absoluut niet serieus bedoelt.
and about your Dutch nog being good, i understand it, that's what matters...

btw, over dat plaatje: mooie nevel. heet die nevel Tedades?
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Old 06-20-2007, 11:32 AM   #45

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I want to react without getting to far offtopic:

Holland = Province, The Netherlands = Country.
But everyone knows what you mean, but as I'm not living in Holland I refer to my country as the Netherlands. (Just nitpicking)

My avatar is actually a star formation (in region N11B in the LMC), I mixed it a bit with my face. Tedades is just my nickname.


To stay ontopic:

I dont want any monkeys on flying pigs.
Because I promised myself I would never hurt a monkey on a flying pig.
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Old 06-20-2007, 11:36 AM   #46
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I don't wanna see stealth in DNF. Also, I don't wanna see too many physics puzzles. I don't wanna see squad-based combat.
 
Old 06-20-2007, 11:45 AM   #47

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i see. i'm actually FORCING myself to learn some stuff about what's floating up there, so i should have noticed it wasn't a nebula.

And back on-topic i actualy have to give you 2 POINTS for originality.
but don't forget: "Pigs will fly before Morphix rules the world om MY watch", and then a pigcop falls from the sky.
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:51 PM   #48

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-Third party expansion packs (at least they're as good as Opposing Force was for Half-Life).
-A trip to Hell.
-Joe/George/Scott/any other member from 3DR stripper models. Not even as unused materials.
-RPG elements (a la STALKER).
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Old 06-20-2007, 09:40 PM   #49

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A wise-cracking sidekick who talks to you through an earpiece.
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Old 06-21-2007, 12:54 AM   #50

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-Duke Nukem Stripper clones. That would just be bad mkay?
-A scene where you discover Bombshell is really a man when she pulls off her pants.
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Old 06-21-2007, 01:30 AM   #51
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Ok, this topic has now officially been taken over by the dutch. But please refrain from using dutch or use PM to communicate in foreign languages.

On a sidenote, I hereby declare Tedades winner of the thread for living in the same 2,153 km² of the province of Limburg as me.


- I don't want to see weapons breaking down, and Duke having to go back to the store to exchange it for a new one, standing in line for 2 hours and then having to cope with a guy named Harold, who tells him his warranty is void because there's a scratch on the handle, which you know was already there when you bought it, but back then you thought it wouldn't matter much because the scratch wouldn't stop the weapon from working, and basically that's all that matters when kicking alien ass, but now the entire thing backfires so you decide never to accept damaged stuff again. You're also very frustrated because the money you use was actually meant for the strippers and now you will get to see less titties which makes you so angry you beat up this guy Harold only to find out it was his twin brother Jack who was the only one who could stop en evil terrorist from detonating a nuclear device in the city.
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Old 06-21-2007, 01:47 AM   #52

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Tedades is the winner just by living in the same province? (notice the twitch in my eyebrauw?)

btw IHerman, 10 PONTS for EXTREME originality.
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Old 06-21-2007, 02:22 AM   #53

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I award myself 0 points. No reason, it just looks stupid.

on that note, I don't think someone should pop up and give you points for killing things. Having an evil overlord pop up and scream "That's worth 10 points!" every 6 seconds could get old.
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Old 06-21-2007, 02:32 AM   #54

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Now they are going to rename the game for sure, it will be Dutch Nukem Forever!

Hurray for the dutchies!

This DNF will also award points for comments and points that are given for irrelevant actions you perform in the game
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Old 06-21-2007, 03:39 AM   #55
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- Duke wearing wooden shoes shooting at windmills with bullets made from cheese while smoking a joint.

On the other hand we have no values, so basically DNF could have full nudity and no one would care.

Not seeing but hearing:
- Internationally dubbed speech from Duke.
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Old 06-21-2007, 03:42 AM   #56

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-An apearance of JP Balkenende....., on a skateboard....

IHerman's idea of internationally dubbed voices actually sounds pretty funny.....
"Duke Nukem Forever, featuring JOCHEM MEIJER as Duke Nukem!!!"

btw, Vcat, i'm not an evil overlord, i'm an evil GENIUS. there is a slight difference between those
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Old 06-21-2007, 06:14 AM   #57

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more blurry pics???
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Old 06-21-2007, 10:59 AM   #58

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barney or micheal jackson
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Old 06-21-2007, 03:00 PM   #59

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I don't know, as long as they're targets. Or already dead. Or both.

-There shouldn't be a plane with snakes crawling all over it. That's just too corny.
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Old 06-22-2007, 12:48 AM   #60

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we shouldn't see a couch eating people
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Old 06-22-2007, 01:14 AM   #61

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1.- One liners used as advertisements for Coca-Cola.
2.- No inclusion of "I've got balls of steel" video.
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Old 06-22-2007, 01:41 AM   #62

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i don't want to see clothes on the women
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Old 06-22-2007, 06:25 AM   #63

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i don't want to see clothes on the women
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Old 06-22-2007, 08:53 AM   #64

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Any of Kalki's ideas for DNF.
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Old 06-22-2007, 10:14 AM   #65

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I'll make you take that back.
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Old 06-22-2007, 02:42 PM   #66

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Old 06-22-2007, 03:43 PM   #67

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Any of (all forumers)'s ideas for DNF.
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Old 06-22-2007, 04:10 PM   #68
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I don't want to see an absence of the inventory system. If I do see this, heads will roll.

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Old 06-23-2007, 10:15 AM   #69

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how come no one wants to see other people's ideas?

there is a fine line between "Rivalry" and "Enemy", remember that...

edit: i know an evil genius shouldn't be preeching peace, but this is a relevant topic to my conquest.
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Old 06-23-2007, 10:57 AM   #70

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Any of KaiserSoze's ideas for DNF.
Haha!

But really....I'd really like to see an underwater level!


Kalki-any of your ideas would automatically get the game an AO and banned.
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Old 06-23-2007, 11:00 AM   #71

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what does "AO" mean?
my english isn't THAT good...
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Old 06-23-2007, 11:19 AM   #72

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what does "AO" mean?
my english isn't THAT good...
"Adult Only"
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Old 06-23-2007, 11:46 AM   #73

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Kalki-any of your ideas would automatically get the game an AO and banned.
Geez, you make one DET* joke...





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Old 06-23-2007, 03:28 PM   #74

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Old 06-23-2007, 03:48 PM   #75

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"DET"?!? Do you guys have a history of getting topics locked for inapropriate language and such?

btw...., OFF TOPIC!!!

what i don't want to see is Duke getting caught up in a sort of Super Turkey Puncher type of game...., because that would be OFF TOPIC with the game....

edit: can you feel the sarcasm flowing over the floor???
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Old 06-24-2007, 04:01 AM   #77

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no?
man, i've gotta try harder next time.

in other news: I don't want to see Duke slam a revolving door
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Old 06-24-2007, 04:43 AM   #78
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Hahaha, that made my day.

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A wise-cracking sidekick who talks to you through an earpiece.
Yeah, that definately got on my nerves on Duke Nukem Advance and Land of the Babes. Duke's supposed to be a lone wolf.
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Old 06-24-2007, 06:10 AM   #79

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One thing I don't want to see would be Jack Thompsons expression when he hears about the strippers. Actually scratch that, I would pay to see his expression.
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:51 AM   #80
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I don't want to see poor enemy A.I.

I don't want to see objective-based multiplayer modes.

I don't want to see pigcops with uniforms.

I don't want to see monster closets.

Also - vehicle sequences should not be too long.
 
 

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