The DNF bug/error reporting thread

[Haravikk]

I had Duke sit down on a chair, but had to go answer a phone call and left the game running without pausing it, then went on holiday for two weeks before coming back. Found duke still stubbornly sitting at the table (though it now has several large pieces missing with bite marks around the edges), but he lacks the strength in his legs to stand up again.

What do I do?

[Xgthug]

Originally Posted by Haravikk

I had Duke sit down on a chair, but had to go answer a phone call and left the game running without pausing it, then went on holiday for two weeks before coming back. Found duke still stubbornly sitting at the table (though it now has several large pieces missing with bite marks around the edges), but he lacks the strength in his legs to stand up again.

What do I do?

If you don't have steroids in your inventory, you're pretty f*cked.
Otherwise, use your jetpeck to lug Duke's limp, frail, and malnourished body to the nearest Duke Burger and get him an order of everything on the menu plus a large coke.

Once he's done eating, you need to have sex with 56 strippers to regain Duke's ego in order to make up for the 14 days of sobriety.

After this, he should be back to normal.
At least, that's what always worked for me.

[Micki!]

Can't find patch 1.600000426 anywhere, plox halp kthx

[Alexander]

Wow, you guys are way ahead of me.
I'm still stuck in that crack whore level: "Blood Before Cum".
I managed to kill off most of the infected bitches, but the crack whore boss
"Big Moma" is one evil beast. Rokets, nades or pump... nothing helps.
I'm even armed with the special weapon "F.I.S.T. sensation delux",
but I don't know how to use it...

Any suggestions?

[SS202]

Originally Posted by Alexander

Wow, you guys are way ahead of me.
I'm still stuck in that crack whore level: "Blood Before Cum".
I managed to kill off most of the infected bitches, but the crack whore boss
"Big Moma" is one evil beast. Rokets, nades or pump... nothing helps.
I'm even armed with the special weapon "F.I.S.T. sensation delux",
but I don't know how to use it...

Any suggestions?

Is it wrong that I'd like to play that?

[Nfelli64]

Originally Posted by Xgthug

If you don't have steroids in your inventory, you're pretty f*cked.
Otherwise, use your jetpeck to lug Duke's limp, frail, and malnourished body to the nearest Duke Burger and get him an order of everything on the menu plus a large coke.

Once he's done eating, you need to have sex with 56 strippers to regain Duke's ego in order to make up for the 14 days of sobriety.

After this, he should be back to normal.
At least, that's what always worked for me.

is this how you guys imagine dnf

[Alexander]

Originally Posted by Nfelli64

is this how you guys imagine dnf

Naaa... Cource not. But it's good for laughs, though. Freshens up everything around here. We should not take everything too serious

Originally Posted by SS202

Is it wrong that I'd like to play that?

Wrong? ...... I think not .
In fact, I even found a secret level!
If you've reached the LA zoo level, go to "monkey land"
and search for 2 chimps blowing each other. Give them the "F.I.S.T. sensation"
with a full battery pack and they'll open a gateway for you
to a highly difficult level called "Jail Mate".
GOD, you won't believe the brutality... I couldn't sleep that night.
And Duke couldn't sit for a week....

[PsychoGoatee]

If you melt your Duke Nukem game DVD, in liquid form it can kill anything on the planet!

However, if mixed with Kool Aid powder and coffee, it can give you superpowers! But don't try this at home.

[Dukefan24]

I recently found out that in DNF, by accessing any PC or terminal that acts as a (fully working) interactive in-game webbrowser, you can make Duke say a very funny one-liner (about the absurd long 12 years dev time) if you access 3drealms.com on it!

I'm having a problem with the graphics, THEY LOOK LIKE DOOM 3 AMIRITE GUYZ

[vincentdante]

I got it on both 360 and PC. My rig can max out DNF's setting so I made a comparison screenshot if anyone wants to see.

Hugest bug I've found yet:
DNF not going gold yet.

Hey guys I'm trying to use the George Broussard model in multiplayer but I'm unable to bind the "Truffle Shuffle" taunt animation to any key via the console. Can anyone help me?

Originally Posted by Tekkaman_Zack

Hey guys I'm trying to use the George Broussard model in multiplayer but I'm unable to bind the "Truffle Shuffle" taunt animation to any key via the console. Can anyone help me?

It depends on which engine you are running DNF.

Originally Posted by The Stinger

It depends on which engine you are running DNF.

Detroit V8 6.5L Turbo Diesel.

[BuddhaMaster]

(just wasted 1 hour, so)

...I just tried to play the game and this is what happens



anyone know whats going on?

[Xgthug]

Stay out of my thread, please go away.

[glade23]

wait wait, are you guys serious on the leaks here?

[ZuljinRaynor]

Originally Posted by Xgthug

Stay out of my thread, please go away.

[prophecy holder]

Found a glitch in the game. If you press the jump button 50 times in a row your head slowly explodes.

It was effectivly named the.....Oh shit glitch.

[Kalki]

^ That's not a glitch. Duke jumps so high that the rapid changes in air pressure causes the blood vessels in his head to expand & contract to compensate, with sustained jumping resulting in the effect you see.

[Zeromaeus]

I made it to the third boss. You know, the giant, mutated, defected pig cop that helped you through the level, but turned out to be a giant, mutated, double-agent, android pig cop with laser hands and ass-cannon. Oh, spoiler warning by the way. Anyway, I made it to him and depleted his first twenty-nine health bars (I'm playing on How The Hell Do You Beat This difficulty), but he keeps regenerating the last bar by using the energy released whenever Duke payed a stripper or hooker previously in the game.

How the hell do I beat this guy?

[WarThrash]

Just encountered my first bug. The strippers in the "crack den" level won't "Shake it, baby". I keep giving them dollars but they do NOTHING!

[pjVgt]

It is not a bug - You are propably doing it behind them and they only can shake it in front.

[Zeromaeus]

I've got them to shake it from behind. You just have to do it so they can see you in a mirror.

[Psyrgery]

I just found this bug, what should I do?

[KO Gilligan]

Originally Posted by Psyrgery

I just found this bug, what should I do?

It's a documented glitch that the SPORE expansion for DNF can not be used for the current build

[Xgthug]

Blast it with piss!

[Duke's New Chainsaw]

Every day, DNF forum users are looking for new ways to kill bugs.

Would you like to know more?

[pjVgt]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

No seriously I found that insectoid aliens in dnf are shrinker weak (propably because aliens just enlarged them by expander before exploding) one blast and it goes under Your boot - You can also use glopp bomb.

[WarThrash]

I can't seem to get past the "put on your sunglasses" mini-game. I press every QTE on time, but I keep stabbing my eye with the end of the frames. This has to be a bug...

[pjVgt]

Originally Posted by WarThrash

I can't seem to get past the "put on your sunglasses" mini-game. I press every QTE on time, but I keep stabbing my eye with the end of the frames. This has to be a bug...

Because You have to first press L1 and keep it pushed until L2 shines on the screen - then press L2 and release L1 - voila sunglasses on! At least on my x360 version is that - dunno about pc keyboard.

[WarThrash]

I'm on Xbox as well so thanks. I was able to do it, but they keep falling off everytime I use the shotgun because of the recoil kick that it has. So basically it's:

Shotgun blast
Sunglasses minigame
Shotgun blast
Sungalasses minigame
Shotgun blast
Sunglasses minigame

Jesus Christ, what was 3DR thinking with the implementation of this feature?

[pjVgt]

Put sunglasses on and check the strippers, they will look a little bit different .

[Betelgeuse]

haha, always good to see DNF fans (this includes myself) go bat shit crazy with delusions of fake bugs. i remember there was another thread like this ages ago.

[WarThrash]

Originally Posted by Betelgeuse

haha, always good to see DNF fans (this includes myself) go bat shit crazy with delusions of fake bugs. i remember there was another thread like this ages ago.

DELUSIONS!? Then what do you call this physical copy of Duke Nukem Forever in my hands??? Is this a "delusion"???

*waves around a copy of Quake 4 with Duke's face super-imposed on the cover*

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Originally Posted by pjVgt

Put sunglasses on and check the strippers, they will look a little bit different .

[Betelgeuse]

Originally Posted by WarThrash

DELUSIONS!? Then what do you call this physical copy of Duke Nukem Forever in my hands??? Is this a "delusion"???

*waves around a copy of Quake 4 with Duke's face super-imposed on the cover*

... you're right.... i guess i was in such disbelief of DNF's release that i became ass deep in denial of it.

thank you WarThrash. i'm free now.

[WarThrash]

Originally Posted by Betelgeuse

... you're right.... i guess i was in such disbelief of DNF's release that i became ass deep in denial of it.

thank you WarThrash. i'm free now.

No you are not free. You are now just a prisoner to Duke Nukem Forever. Your ass will forever be glued to the seat and you will starve and die.

[Betelgeuse]

Originally Posted by WarThrash

No you are not free. You are now just a prisoner to Duke Nukem Forever. Your ass will forever be glued to the seat and you will starve and die.

ohhh man , that's like the 8th time this week and the glue from the first time dried up and my ass is just a big giant.. glue balb thing now. .

also. the reflection on the shotgun from the glowing neon lights of the strip joint "suck on a boob" is all glitchy... maybe it's just my GFX card.

[WarThrash]

Y'know for the world's most perfect game.....it sure is glitchy.