polish duke nukem comic

pjVgt · 06-12-2010, 01:19 AM

Hey dudes watch this (translation is not needed it is just narration)

http://www.gry-online.pl/komiks.asp?ID=51499

http://www.gry-online.pl/komiks.asp?ID=51657

PsychoGoatee · 06-29-2010, 01:23 PM

This is glorious! Duke riding a steed, defeating the God of War, presumably bedding Lara Croft, and then shooting Sephiroth! Legendary.

This web comic looks great in general, too bad I don't read the language.

Micki! · 06-29-2010, 03:32 PM

That looks freaking great

I love the style ..!

ZuljinRaynor · 06-29-2010, 05:18 PM

Reminds me of Hamlet from Last Action Hero.

Though I will forever find it weird to read Polish in comics with this art style.

Micki! · 06-29-2010, 06:24 PM

If it's not too much of a bother, perhaps you could translate it..?

I'd appreciate knowing exactly what they're saying, even though the happenings really sort of speak for themselves in a way

ZuljinRaynor · 06-29-2010, 09:15 PM

I'll try doing a hard translation tomorrow. Right now I can't bother firing up Photoshop to edit that text out... and I sure as hell don't feel like writing one of those transcripts.

pjVgt · 06-29-2010, 09:16 PM

Once I will kick out fiscal control dudes from my warehouse I will try to translate best as I can

part1:

In a fairy land
of next-online
brave knight
on his steed rides

with full grace
and armor shine
he fears no one
and is known from
great deathmatches

and sir Duke
is his name

GROOVY!

on his silver steed
named "Awesome"
almost forgotten...

riding fast through
forests and plains
to bring one lady help

he clashed in battle
with greek troop

.......

I AM GOD OF WA...

BLAM!

part2:

gunned down his enemy
he felt fear when
near his goal
(which nothing good
is coming from...)

his desires must be filled
as desires seduce souls

dirty thoughts he met
around a lady in her bed

so he runs
to the tower top
as in his nature
is brides saving
and also their
chastity taking

running fast
to meet the lady
still untouched
he met a obstacle
suprised

.....

seeing him
without his pants
he destroyed
his tool of crime
______________________________________
Man my translation suck monkey balls - original is in rhymes, and written in old style, but this is the best I can do for now.

Micki! · 06-30-2010, 06:31 AM

Tools of crime, hahaha

06-12-2010, 01:19 AM	#1
pjVgt	polish duke nukem comic Hey dudes watch this (translation is not needed it is just narration) http://www.gry-online.pl/komiks.asp?ID=51499 http://www.gry-online.pl/komiks.asp?ID=51657

06-29-2010, 01:23 PM	#2
PsychoGoatee	Re: polish duke nukem comic This is glorious! Duke riding a steed, defeating the God of War, presumably bedding Lara Croft, and then shooting Sephiroth! Legendary. This web comic looks great in general, too bad I don't read the language. __________________ Always bet on Duke.

06-29-2010, 03:32 PM	#3
Micki!	Re: polish duke nukem comic That looks freaking great I love the style ..! __________________ A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'

06-29-2010, 05:18 PM	#4
ZuljinRaynor	Re: polish duke nukem comic Reminds me of Hamlet from Last Action Hero. Though I will forever find it weird to read Polish in comics with this art style. __________________ My vision is augmented.

06-29-2010, 06:24 PM	#5
Micki!	Re: polish duke nukem comic If it's not too much of a bother, perhaps you could translate it..? I'd appreciate knowing exactly what they're saying, even though the happenings really sort of speak for themselves in a way __________________ A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'

06-29-2010, 09:15 PM	#6
ZuljinRaynor	Re: polish duke nukem comic I'll try doing a hard translation tomorrow. Right now I can't bother firing up Photoshop to edit that text out... and I sure as hell don't feel like writing one of those transcripts. __________________ My vision is augmented.

06-29-2010, 09:16 PM	#7
pjVgt	Re: polish duke nukem comic Once I will kick out fiscal control dudes from my warehouse I will try to translate best as I can part1: In a fairy land of next-online brave knight on his steed rides with full grace and armor shine he fears no one and is known from great deathmatches and sir Duke is his name GROOVY! on his silver steed named "Awesome" almost forgotten... riding fast through forests and plains to bring one lady help he clashed in battle with greek troop ....... I AM GOD OF WA... BLAM! part2: gunned down his enemy he felt fear when near his goal (which nothing good is coming from...) his desires must be filled as desires seduce souls dirty thoughts he met around a lady in her bed so he runs to the tower top as in his nature is brides saving and also their chastity taking running fast to meet the lady still untouched he met a obstacle suprised ..... seeing him without his pants he destroyed his tool of crime ______________________________________ Man my translation suck monkey balls - original is in rhymes, and written in old style, but this is the best I can do for now. Last edited by pjVgt; 06-29-2010 at 09:49 PM.

06-30-2010, 06:31 AM	#8
Micki!	Re: polish duke nukem comic Tools of crime, hahaha __________________ A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'