The One Liner Thread

[Antikorper]

"This is Dukes drive-in, lean towards the barrel and make your order..."

Or however it is said - not my native language.

[stumppy84]

Mines kinda lame but...

While shooting a pigcop with a chaingun in a church “Make ‘em holey”

and "Piece of piss"

[Malgon]

^I still laughed.

[Ramen4ever]

Blows off an enemies limb.
"Hmm, I think you dropped something."
It would work best if the lack of a limb actually incapacitates the creature. Like a Pig Cop with only one leg.. after scrambling on the ground, it tries to crawl to you. *Blam*
Sorry for the double liner here but these commercials are ANNOYING and hard to forget:
Head on, apply directly to your forehead ( I think some people here know that one)
" My boot, applied directly to your forehead" Or some variation of that.

[Angilion]

In idle moments, Duke looks at his gun and says "You're fired" in a bad impression of Donald Trump's voice.

Or, more macabrely, the same thing when an enemy is burnt in some manner. Big ball of fire explosion or something.

[Micky C]

Duke bulldozes through a large crowd of aliens and when he's finished, goes;

"That's the end of that chapter" like Homer in the Simpsons.

[Mutough]

Hell sucked, and now I'm back.

You have the right to be dead.

You're already dead.

I'll kick your ass with this boot! And there's nothing you can do about it.

I can run faster than you'll live to be.

You're going to look pretty silly with my foot up your ass.

Some Enemy: We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
Duke: Now, is that pillow talk?

[mide7]

*finding the destroyed body of Serious Sam*
Why so Serious, Sam?

[Derfernet]

Originally Posted by mide7

*finding the destroyed body of Serious Sam*
Why so Serious, Sam?

^^Win.^^

[dexfx69]

Alright Joe, here goes.

"Which one of your girls wants to be the lucky recipient of my chocolate in your peanut butter?"

or, when watching dancers: "I'll bet your mama didn't teach you that move."

- $5 Dexter

[afh_98]

"Take Two...uhhh, no...DON'T call me in the morning!"

[TonyPessimist]

"John Romero. George Broussard. What's the difference?"

[palan]

Duke accelaretes toward pig, hits it with mighty foot in the balls, and we see balls coming out of pigs mouth.

[The Dukenator]

You're in my way, piggy. Piss off!

Don't make me come over there and kick your scrawny ass. On second thought, I will.

It's Hello Kitty time.

The cake is a lie.

[Calmador]

I stole this from another game franchise... but I thought it had Duke Nukem written all over it. x)

"I got a present for you"

Could be when use his missle launcher or maybe throwing a pipe bombs

[3dwizzard]

I think the best thing to use when duke is idle is: Maan this is taking forever or I am done are you?

[kilxler]

Camera centered in the middle of 3DRealms Studios. Duke is walking out of 3DRealms studios (toward the camera) threw double doors smoking on a cigar in one hand and holding a small button like device in the other. As he get's closer to the camera he say's "FINALLY! LET'S DO THIS!" Clicks the button on the device in his hand and 3DRealms blows up in the background as he walks past the camera at the same time the intro song to CSI Miami plays (the screaming part) right as the building explodes.

Sorry I like being detailed... LOL!

[Rider]

"When you gotta take a shit, why not Take 2?"

[3dwizzard]

Originally Posted by Rider

"When you gotta take a shit, why not Take 2?"

When you gotta take a piss, why not Take 2?
This would be very good to say when you take a piss int he game and instead of Duke Saying "aaaaaahhh much better" he can say that!
Or if that one liner can't be put in game then the above writing should be in a dirty bathroom written with a marker above a toilet!

[Willem-Jan]

As long as we're making fun of take 2: when buying from a hotdog salesman or something: i'll take 2.

When entering a room filed with aliens: "don't get up"

[HappyKing]

"Charlie Murphy!!" or "I'm Duke Nukem, bitch!"

[Arexx]

Duke fires an RPG at a truck, it blows up... he says "It's going to need a new engine."

[Private420]

(in gruff duke voice)"Master Queef ain't never heard of him" >.>

[Moocowjr]

Originally Posted by Arexx

Duke fires an RPG at a truck, it blows up... he says "It's going to need a new engine."

HAHA that's a good one

[Clord]

"Duke Nukem Forever, second take" when going in movie studio or something like that.

[SplatterHappy]

"I'm gonna kick your ass so hard you'll be coughin' up colon!"

[3rdmillhouse]

I'm gonna shove my boot so far up your ass it's gonna knock your teeth out.

[lordlonelobo]

Originally Posted by Clord

"Duke Nukem Forever, second take" when going in movie studio or something like that.

How about: "Duke Nukem Forever, Take Two"