the pointless (Duke Nukem Vs.) debate thread - Page 7

PsychoGoatee · 01-15-2009, 10:48 AM

In the ultimate battle, always bet on Duke.

Commando Nukem · 01-15-2009, 10:52 AM

...What?

PsychoGoatee · 01-15-2009, 10:53 AM

It'll make sense now that I finished adding the poll. A little sense at least.

Also, it says Duke versus nine tough bastards... well I added a bit more than that, it got out of hand.

marioman360 · 01-15-2009, 03:05 PM

Duke Verses Gordon would surely be a battle for the ages.

but when it comes down to it, foot or crowbar? you know the answer.

DeeperThought · 01-15-2009, 03:50 PM

So we're supposed to vote on the guy who would be left standing if all of them were in a deathmatch?

Cipher · 01-15-2009, 04:11 PM

This kind of thing usually ends up being pretty ridiculous, but, from a fictional standpoint, was it really fair to include Megaman? He can jump 4 times his height and get shot umpteen times by incredibly powerful energy weapons before dying.

Steve · 01-15-2009, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Cipher

from a fictional standpoint, was it really fair to include Megaman?

Oh wow. That in itself is pretty ridiculous. I'm sure you were being sarcastic, yes?

VOTED!

scorpion4589 · 01-15-2009, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Cipher

This kind of thing usually ends up being pretty ridiculous, but, from a fictional standpoint, was it really fair to include Megaman? He can jump 4 times his height and get shot umpteen times by incredibly powerful energy weapons before dying.

yes, but megaman can't aim upwards or downwards

anyways, i think duke would win.

Hellbound · 01-15-2009, 05:36 PM

This is uber stupid.

Spoiler:

Steve · 01-15-2009, 05:38 PM

Caleb is a bitch AND YOU KNOW IT!

PsychoGoatee · 01-15-2009, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hellbound

This is uber stupid.

Spoiler:

This is a very important exercise, see I was hoping Duke would get 100% of the votes, despite the tempting other options (like Crash Bandicoot, people love that guy).

Always bet on Duuuuuke.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve

Caleb is a bitch AND YOU KNOW IT!

Truth.

01-16-2009, 01:20 AM

Ok - question... Duke versus chuck norris - who would win?????

Daedolon · 01-16-2009, 01:44 AM

Who do we vote, who would beat Duke or who Duke would beat? What?

Hellbound · 01-16-2009, 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve

Caleb is a bitch AND YOU KNOW IT!

Caleb is evil, while Duke is stupid. Caleb would make Duke his bitch.
"Oooch shake it baby"

Stevey Boy · 01-16-2009, 12:06 PM

I just clicked Duke Nukem because I dunno WTF youre asking of me, and itd be pretty funny to see him fighting himself Fight Club style

hightreason · 01-16-2009, 12:57 PM

I wanna see duke kill monkey d luffy from that crappy anime.
Im not votging on it, because this is a difficult one. but i think out of all of these, Lo Wang might win, he has the nuke!

What would amuse me, is Duke fighting the Clow Cards... What? you dont know what im on about? never mind, forget it.

Cipher · 01-16-2009, 04:50 PM

I know what you're talking about, and that fact makes me very, very sad

KleyMEN · 01-16-2009, 05:09 PM

Hey! Where the hell is Pikachu?!?! It'll beat the crap out of everyone listed on the poll!!1oneone

PsychoGoatee · 01-17-2009, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daedolon

Who do we vote, who would beat Duke or who Duke would beat? What?

No questions necessary, always bet on Duke.

I'm shocked any other option has any votes, on this forum of all places.

MusicallyInspired · 03-11-2009, 10:14 AM

Gordon Freeman can survive anything with that Hazard Suit. I'd say he'd win.

Cipher · 03-12-2009, 06:21 PM

Any video game character can survive anything, given a good enough player...

Corpy · 03-24-2009, 01:34 PM

The Gta III guy Name is Claude Speed :P

The Commander · 03-24-2009, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corpy

The Gta III guy Name is Claude Speed :P

No it's not. I don't no how many times I see that. Claude Speed is from GTA II (top down one) The one in GTA III has no name. (Don't even mention the part in GTA SA, has no relevance.)

Antikorper · 03-25-2009, 11:21 AM

Mario?

HAhaahah

Corpy · 03-26-2009, 07:03 AM

mArio roFl!

Ok Dunno whats real name...

View Poll Results: Duke versus nine tough bastards... place your bets
Duke Nukem	16	39.02%
Max Payne	2	4.88%
Lo Wang	4	9.76%
Doom Space Marine (or Doomed Space Marine)	4	9.76%
Gordon Freeman	1	2.44%
Solid Snake	1	2.44%
The Terminator (Schwarzenegger)	1	2.44%
Predator (the one that fought Schwarzenegger)	0	0%
Alien (the one from the first movie)	0	0%
Mega Man	2	4.88%
Sonic the Hedgehog	3	7.32%
Crash Bandicoot	1	2.44%
Mario (Super Mario)	2	4.88%
Caleb (from Blood)	3	7.32%
Postal dude	0	0%
GTA3 guy (Fido?)	0	0%
Tommy Vercetti (GTA: Vice City)	1	2.44%
Batman	0	0%
Kenshin Himura (legendary swordsman)	0	0%
Judge Dredd	0	0%
Voters: 41. You may not vote on this poll

01-16-2009, 01:20 AM	#252
Piano Man Guest	Re: Could Duke beat these bastards? Ok - question... Duke versus chuck norris - who would win?????

01-15-2009, 10:48 AM	#241
PsychoGoatee	Could Duke beat these bastards? In the ultimate battle, always bet on Duke.

01-15-2009, 10:52 AM	#242
Commando Nukem	Re: Could Duke beat these bastards? ...What? __________________ Open Maw Productions

01-15-2009, 10:53 AM	#243
PsychoGoatee	Re: Could Duke beat these bastards? It'll make sense now that I finished adding the poll. A little sense at least. Also, it says Duke versus nine tough bastards... well I added a bit more than that, it got out of hand.

01-15-2009, 03:05 PM	#244
marioman360	Re: Could Duke beat these bastards? Duke Verses Gordon would surely be a battle for the ages. but when it comes down to it, foot or crowbar? you know the answer.

01-15-2009, 03:50 PM	#245
DeeperThought	Re: Could Duke beat these bastards? So we're supposed to vote on the guy who would be left standing if all of them were in a deathmatch? __________________ DUKE PLUS New map effects and various optional extras for Duke 3D. DUKE NUKEM: ATTRITION XP based weapon upgrades, progressive difficulty, and more.

01-15-2009, 04:11 PM	#246
Cipher	Re: Could Duke beat these bastards? This kind of thing usually ends up being pretty ridiculous, but, from a fictional standpoint, was it really fair to include Megaman? He can jump 4 times his height and get shot umpteen times by incredibly powerful energy weapons before dying. __________________ I never got to know half of you half as much as I'd have liked, and I never liked half of you half as much as you deserved. Christian Death Metal FTW!

01-15-2009, 05:36 PM	#249
Hellbound	Re: Could Duke beat these bastards? This is uber stupid. Spoiler: But I voted for Caleb. ALWAYS BET ON CALEB, ******* pussies!!!

01-15-2009, 05:38 PM	#250
Steve	Re: Could Duke beat these bastards? Caleb is a bitch AND YOU KNOW IT!

01-16-2009, 01:44 AM	#253
Daedolon	Re: Could Duke beat these bastards? Who do we vote, who would beat Duke or who Duke would beat? What? __________________ Duke Hard - 17 map episode for Duke Nukem 3D.

01-16-2009, 12:06 PM	#255
Stevey Boy	Re: the pointless (Duke Nukem Vs.) debate thread I just clicked Duke Nukem because I dunno WTF youre asking of me, and itd be pretty funny to see him fighting himself Fight Club style

01-16-2009, 12:57 PM	#256
hightreason	Re: the pointless (Duke Nukem Vs.) debate thread I wanna see duke kill monkey d luffy from that crappy anime. Im not votging on it, because this is a difficult one. but i think out of all of these, Lo Wang might win, he has the nuke! What would amuse me, is Duke fighting the Clow Cards... What? you dont know what im on about? never mind, forget it. __________________ High Treason (My Website) (Second Site) (My YouTube) Punk's not dead - and nor is Duke! Ever get the feeling you are being ignored?

01-16-2009, 04:50 PM	#257
Cipher	Re: the pointless (Duke Nukem Vs.) debate thread I know what you're talking about, and that fact makes me very, very sad __________________ I never got to know half of you half as much as I'd have liked, and I never liked half of you half as much as you deserved. Christian Death Metal FTW!

01-16-2009, 05:09 PM	#258
KleyMEN	Re: the pointless (Duke Nukem Vs.) debate thread Hey! Where the hell is Pikachu?!?! It'll beat the crap out of everyone listed on the poll!!1oneone __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Swim swim :rolleyes: <><

03-11-2009, 10:14 AM	#260
MusicallyInspired	Re: the pointless (Duke Nukem Vs.) debate thread Gordon Freeman can survive anything with that Hazard Suit. I'd say he'd win. __________________ Roland SC-55 Music Packs Website - MediaFire mirror for Duke3D expansions More SC-55 music packs coming soon...

03-12-2009, 06:21 PM	#261
Cipher	Re: the pointless (Duke Nukem Vs.) debate thread Any video game character can survive anything, given a good enough player... __________________ I never got to know half of you half as much as I'd have liked, and I never liked half of you half as much as you deserved. Christian Death Metal FTW!

03-24-2009, 01:34 PM	#262
Corpy	Re: the pointless (Duke Nukem Vs.) debate thread The Gta III guy Name is Claude Speed :P __________________ Sorry about:bad english :D

03-25-2009, 11:21 AM	#264
Antikorper	Re: the pointless (Duke Nukem Vs.) debate thread Mario? HAhaahah __________________ http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2...a/HailKing.jpg

03-26-2009, 07:03 AM	#265
Corpy	Re: the pointless (Duke Nukem Vs.) debate thread mArio roFl! Ok Dunno whats real name... __________________ Sorry about:bad english :D