The DNF Joke Thread - Page 2

KO Gilligan · 07-24-2010, 04:11 AM

Did you hear about the new Duke Nukem Forever toy:

Spoiler:

cof_3pc · 07-24-2010, 04:31 AM

DNF release date has been confirmed as the 12th of Never.

BugsBunny · 07-24-2010, 05:07 AM

DNF will be released coming February 30th

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Acid · 07-24-2010, 05:27 AM

I just pulled a release date out of my ass..but it's all shit!

Angelo86 · 07-24-2010, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BugsBunny

DNF will be released.

Fixed.

JobivanHiob · 08-04-2010, 02:47 PM

George on Shacknews 23 June:

Quote:

Been a rough year. Not much to say. Haven't played WoW in a long time. I think at this point I'm holding out for the Star Wars MMO. I've done all the WoW I really want to.

OMG! Thank gawd the old republic is a 2011 release!

KO Gilligan · 08-04-2010, 02:54 PM

Did you hear about the new dog training program that teaches your
dog to protect your property from alien scum and pig cops?

Spoiler:

cof_3pc · 08-05-2010, 10:25 AM

And your dog will never complete the program because it takes forever to finish?

hightreason · 08-05-2010, 11:00 AM

[JOKE]DNF[/JOKE]

^That's the joke

KO Gilligan · 08-05-2010, 03:28 PM

The Duketard toast:

Spoiler:

prophecy holder · 08-05-2010, 06:59 PM

What do you call the DNF team without George?

An organized team of developers.

Latimus · 08-06-2010, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by prophecy holder

What do you call the DNF team without George?

An organized team of developers.

That's not a joke, though... just a factual statement.

Rösti · 08-08-2010, 10:48 AM

A classic:

UglyNacho · 08-08-2010, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rösti

A classic:

I would shed a happy tear if I saw this on the front page. :') Well done, Roesti.

DN4ever · 08-10-2010, 02:57 AM

DNF=Did Not Finish

WarThrash · 08-10-2010, 06:56 AM

DNF = Do Not Forget.......about this game in 15 years because then it will be DONE!

seriously...

KO Gilligan · 08-30-2010, 05:05 PM

What has taken at least 13 years to create, has an undefeatable hero, strange creatures, frisky women, and pig cops, and features over the top carnage and destruction?

Spoiler:

07-24-2010, 04:11 AM	#41
KO Gilligan	Re: The DNF Joke Thread Did you hear about the new Duke Nukem Forever toy: Spoiler: You can wind it up as much as you want and it doesn't do anything

07-24-2010, 04:31 AM	#42
cof_3pc	Re: The DNF Joke Thread DNF release date has been confirmed as the 12th of Never. __________________ RAWR! I'm in the Duketard Guild, because I am a lvl 70 bad ass. "Eat shit and die!"

07-24-2010, 05:07 AM	#43
BugsBunny	Re: The DNF Joke Thread DNF will be released coming February 30th .

07-24-2010, 05:27 AM	#44
Acid	Re: The DNF Joke Thread I just pulled a release date out of my ass..but it's all shit!

08-04-2010, 02:54 PM	#47
KO Gilligan	Re: The DNF Joke Thread Did you hear about the new dog training program that teaches your dog to protect your property from alien scum and pig cops? Spoiler: It's called "Duke Nukem For Rover"

08-05-2010, 10:25 AM	#48
cof_3pc	Re: The DNF Joke Thread And your dog will never complete the program because it takes forever to finish? __________________ RAWR! I'm in the Duketard Guild, because I am a lvl 70 bad ass. "Eat shit and die!"

08-05-2010, 11:00 AM	#49
hightreason	Re: The DNF Joke Thread [JOKE]DNF[/JOKE] ^That's the joke __________________ High Treason (My Website) (Second Site) (My YouTube) Punk's not dead - and nor is Duke! Ever get the feeling you are being ignored?

08-05-2010, 03:28 PM	#50
KO Gilligan	Re: The DNF Joke Thread The Duketard toast: Spoiler: May they never play poker in Azeroth

08-05-2010, 06:59 PM	#51
prophecy holder	Re: The DNF Joke Thread What do you call the DNF team without George? An organized team of developers. __________________ "Ever since I was a little boy, dressing up has always been...my greatest joy. But when It's time to be discreet, there is one thing you just can't beat and that's a strapless backless classical little black dress" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e4BCOrLmJ0

08-08-2010, 10:48 AM	#53
Rösti	Re: The DNF Joke Thread A classic: __________________ I've got a little secret that'll really make them cry. It’s a nasty kind of magic. From A Special kind of guy.

08-10-2010, 02:57 AM	#55
DN4ever	Re: The DNF Joke Thread DNF=Did Not Finish

08-10-2010, 06:56 AM	#56
WarThrash	Re: The DNF Joke Thread DNF = Do Not Forget.......about this game in 15 years because then it will be DONE! seriously... __________________ RAAWR!

08-30-2010, 05:05 PM	#57
KO Gilligan	Re: The DNF Joke Thread What has taken at least 13 years to create, has an undefeatable hero, strange creatures, frisky women, and pig cops, and features over the top carnage and destruction? Spoiler: The Duke Nukem Forever section of the 3DRealms forum